[Zhongyingmei] Donuts are divided into half for you

When Lizzie and Tony returned home, they found the Avengers Building brightly lit and extremely lively.

"It's so late and everyone is still awake—" Lizzie leaned sleepily on Natasha's shoulder, and when she looked up, the remaining drowsiness was frightened away.

This is, what's going on-!

The living room has been tidied up, but it can be seen that it was originally a mess: Sam's steel wings were lying crookedly in the display cabinet, Barton's fish tank disappeared, and the poor goldfish was swam weakly in a transparent bag.

"Cookies! What happened to Cookies?"

Lizzie was shocked.

Cookie is the name of Hawkeye's goldfish, which is half dead now, even with Hawkeye's face half dead.

Lizzie followed the eyes of the Avengers' silent condemnation, and saw Mao Mao sitting on the cushion at the other end.

It sat upright.

"..."

Lizzie's scalp went numb all of a sudden.

"You guessed it: it's all good things done by Mao Mao."

Sam nailed the sound of "Maomao" very hard.

The Avengers lined up to draw a line from Wolverine.Lizzie looked around nervously, feeling very embarrassed.

It was as if the conscience had been cut in half and put on a symmetrical balance and roasted by fire!

However, when Mao Mao raised his head and looked at her with wet (not) eyes, the balance suddenly tilted.She defended herself like a protective mother:

"Maomao, Maomao is still small..." Lizzie herself felt guilty, "Look at its chubby little paws, and its fat and short body—"

He was talking nonsense with his eyes open, and Wolverine couldn't stand it anymore!How can this figure be called fat and short?Look how strong and powerful these four legs are!Not to mention the claws—

The Avengers fell silent.At this moment, they all thought of the alloy claws that Wolverine used to kill the enemy.

Lizzie sighed.

She walked over, squatted down, and put one of Mao Mao's front paws on her knee: "Don't do this again, Mao Mao."

Seeing that it didn't make a sound, she touched the cool little fleshy ball and asked it persistently, "Are you okay?"

A strange low growl came from Mao Mao's throat.

Maomao was actually a little aggrieved.It even wanted to make an excuse: it wasn't that he wanted to cause damage on purpose, it was the inexplicable little iron man and the crazy tapestry——

No no no, that's not tough at all!

So it chooses silence.Silence makes the wolf majestic.

Wolverine didn't move, and a moment later his other front paw was on Lizzie's knee.

It slapped her palm crisply, as if saying "deal".

Lizzie almost burst into tears.Like a parent who sees a child walking for the first time, she casts teary eyes at the Avengers:

"Look, Maomao knows it's wrong—"

She picked it up and walked to the transparent bag where the fish was placed. Cookie opened its half-dead swollen eyes, swung its tail and swam away, pointing the goldfish's butt at it.

Wolverine:"……"

"Maomao, you have lost all of Cookie's homes." She said sternly.Sometimes being harsh first is also a way to protect children.

She patted Wolverine's back fur: "Go, apologize to Cookie."

Wolverine once again "...".

Saying "sorry" to a goldfish is probably not nerve-wracking.If you say it, you will be laughed to death by Charles and Hank!

It lowered its head, grinding its interlaced teeth.

Lizzie didn't even think about asking him to apologize, but she was relieved when she saw that the gesture of lowering her head was quite similar.She has always been infinitely tolerant towards Mao Mao.

Lizzie led it around in front of the Avengers again, apologizing for it and educating it.The Avengers wanted to hit someone when they saw Wolverine's cool look, and waved their hands to say forget it; then they happily discussed the rearrangement of the living room.

Tony folded his arms and watched Lizzie carry Wolverine to the couch and continue babbling.

"If you do something wrong, you have to be punished, right? Baby, a three-year-old child understands this truth."

Lizzie and Mao Mao looked at it with wet eyes at the same time.

He muttered inaudibly: "I will find the person who paid the compensation."

For a moment he forgot that Lizzie's hearing was far better than ordinary people, Lizzie was stunned: "Have you found its owner?"

Tony was speechless.

Lizzie didn't give him time to react. She lowered her head and repeatedly pinched the pair of small meat balls in Mao Mao's palm, as if she suddenly felt that they were very novel.

She said to herself: "That's right. Momo has a sign around his neck, whether it's Wolverine or Logan or something—"

"It won't be mine anyway."

Even though his mouth is so pouted that he can hang oil bottles on it, he still has to force himself to remain calm.This pitiful look broke Tony's heart, and the cruel truth rolled on his tongue, and it was impossible to say it.

Angels and demons popped out at the same time, and they circled around Tony's head.

The little chubby angel with Tony's face jumped on top of his head, annoyed: "You should have told her, you should have told her earlier!"

With the same face as his, the demon poked the angel's ass with a fork.He shrieked, "She'll know sooner or later! Only not now—"

Tony shook his head in annoyance, and the angel and demon deflated back.

"Baby, what nonsense are you talking about?" He walked over and took the girl into his arms, then tightened his arms, "I am yours, and of course everything about me is also yours. You want to come to the third basement to see what I have collected Famous paintings, or sculptures?"

Although they have been collecting dust there for a long time.Tony Stark has a world-famous bad habit: he's pretty new and old when it comes to things that money can buy.

Lizzie shook her head.She doesn't want anything else, she just wants Mao Mao.However, if Maomao is an ownerless pup, she can still deceive herself and others, but once she contacts the owner, she has to let go no matter how reluctant she is.

"Then want to watch My Little Pony? There's still one episode left, let's go together."

Tony doesn't mind watching mentally handicapped cartoons with girls, and although he doesn't want to admit it, sometimes he can watch them with gusto.

Lizzie shook her head again.She stood up like an eggplant beaten by frost.

"I want to sleep……"

Said she moved to the room.Tony almost didn't help her away, but she waved her hand and refused.Before Tony's heart broke into eight pieces, Lizzie first realized that her attitude was a little cold, and she looked up with a smile in embarrassment.

The smile is also different from usual, almost downcast.The corners of the mouth are turned up, with a slight curvature; the eyes are not so curved, and the blue eyeballs are covered by trembling eyelashes.

Tony rubbed her slightly baby-fat face, feeling a heavy force in his throat.He was at a loss, not knowing what to do with this heartbroken little angel.

He regretted it for the second time: the game of "watching Wolverine make a fool of himself" is just not fun.

Lizzie went to the bedroom, she was going to sleep after taking a bath.Tony looked behind her obligingly: "Be careful honey, don't slip in the bathroom—"

After thinking about it quickly, he hastily added: "I will prepare hot milk mixed with a lot of honey for you!"

Tony turned his head and met Maomao's indifferent wolf face.

Wolverine found him looking at it, and the corners of his mouth slowly opened, showing a row of fangs.

Looks like enough...laughs.

Tony: "..."

He straightened his back with a "huh", and dusted the legs of his suit trousers.The aura of the whole person is quite different from before.

"Ha." Tony raised his eyebrows harshly, "You still have the mood to laugh, why don't you spend some time thinking about your old buddy Charles who has worked hard for you, and then think about how many years you have to work for him to pay off the debt. Astronomical compensation."

He pretended to remember just now: "I almost forgot, maybe you don't care about this at all, after all, you are still old."

As he said, he plucked the fur from Wolverine's back, and walked away refreshed.

Wolverine:"……"

……

Wolverine came back to being human on a sunny winter afternoon.

It’s a long story—anyway, that afternoon, Tony and Lizzie were safe and sound, snuggled up on the couch, wrapped in the same blanket, watching My Little Pony.Maomao lay down on the single sofa on the other side, wrapping herself tightly with a wolf's tail.

A fireplace not far away emits warm light.

No one noticed—except Jarvis—that the light in the fireplace distorted slightly, and then scrambled a few feet up.

"ALERT: STRANGER INVASION!"

The metallic voice of the smart butler hovered in the living room.

Mao Mao quickly raised his head, Lizzie was startled.Before she jumped off the sofa, she saw two people spit out from the firelight of the fireplace.

One tall and one short, a pitch-black bat-like figure grabbed a thin young man and threw him to the ground.

The first thing Lizzie saw was the flickering green flame in his chest.The figure in the black robe made her tremble with fright, and she quickly covered her trembling knees with a blanket.

"School, school, school—principal—"

She didn't know why, but she reacted so strongly when she saw Mr. Principal!

She thought again of the piece of Christmas pudding that had choked her, and now it was back in her esophagus, choking her again.

It was Professor Snape who came.He glanced at Lizzie out of the corner of his eye, and looked away with a little disgust.

Lizzie looked nervously at Tony.

Tony cleared his cough and reassured him: "Don't be nervous. This gentleman is here to solve the problem. I heard that the witches are popular in the wizard's place to sprinkle powder and drill the fireplace, so I turned the fireplace back on."

Snape looked dissatisfied with the stupid Muggle rhetoric, twisted the corners of his mouth, tried to say something but held back.

However, Lizzie's gaze had shifted from Principal Snape to another slightly thinner figure.

She recognized the cluster of flames, and called out to him with some doubts:

"...Jeremy?"

The young man who was thrown on the carpet got up, and his eyes lit up when he heard her voice.He didn't care to pat off the gray stains on his body, and hurriedly showed her a very happy smile:

"Hi, miss!"

The author has something to say: Lizzie: Don't do this in the future, Maomao. (This is a very popular dog expression pack on the Internet hahaha)

Does anyone remember Jeremy, the male third by Daming Lake?

In the next chapter, Uncle Wolf is going to change into a human being, poor little Popsicle.

[Time to roll call and send little red flowers]:

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