[Zhongyingmei] Donuts are divided into half for you

Lizzie is a little guy that Tony can't coax well.

Normally, Iron Man can make her angry little expression fly away with a smile and a few witty words, but this time when facing the miniature version of the little girlfriend, the routine doesn't work, and none of the tricks work.

This discovery frustrates Tony.

Little Lizzie has been wiped clean, but her mouth is still pouting and her eye circles are red.She seemed very dissatisfied with the smell of mushroom soup on her body, sniffing here and there like a milk dog.

... and hiccups intermittently.

—she ignored Tony.Tony moved her head to her left, and she turned her head to the right; when Tony moved her head to the right, she quickly twisted her neck to the right, and made a loud "hum", lest he would not notice that she was angry. .

There was nothing Tony could do.In the end, he had no choice but to hold the "little watering can" on the palm of his hand, and put his face close to her:

"Hey honey. I think I'm a caring idiot right now and Iron Man is a big idiot and a megalomaniac. Are you feeling better? How can you forgive me?"

Hearing his coaxing, the Avengers looked at each other and mouthed a long "wow".

Fresh!They had never seen such an honest Tony!

Lizzie dodged left and right, but she couldn't avoid him. The tip of his nose pressed against her, and his charming caramel eyes magnified in front of her like a sea of ​​champagne foam.

She couldn't help stretching out her two chubby hands, hugging Tony's...

A bunch of eyelashes.

Now Iron Man didn't even dare to blink his eyes!

I'm afraid that his dear little popsicle will pull all the long and thick eyelashes that he is so proud of!

Fortunately, Lizzie quickly lost interest in his eyelashes, and she turned her attention to the bridge of his nose.

It's as straight and beautiful as the outline of a small mountain!

She slapped the tip of his nose lightly with her little hand, and giggled when he wrinkled his nose pretending to be in pain, and then sat down on the bridge of Tony's nose!

Her fleshy little body hit a vulnerable part, Iron Man will really hurt a bit!But now he can't refuse, let alone shout, because this little guy is really starting to "push his nose on his face"!

She seemed to think of climbing up and down his facial features as a jungle adventure, and everything went in order.She first regarded the bridge of his nose as a slide, and slid down in a "chiliu", plunging into his beautiful goatee.

—and waved his arms a few times.

"oouch! Little villain, did you do it on purpose?"

Iron Man would simply doubt life.For the convenience of Mini Lizzie, he even leaned his head on the back of the sofa with humiliation.He tried to observe her movements with both eyes, but soon made himself cross-eyed.

Lizzie had stopped crying a long time ago, and she even laughed like a little devil!The air of Tony's breath just now lifted her skirt, and she pulled the skirt down to cover the strawberry bottoms again.

Her short legs are very strong, and she climbed to the top in a short time. From the beard all the way up, she successfully climbed up Iron Man's beautiful brown head, messing up his well-groomed brown hair, and then Sitting down on the hairpin, he lost his strength and did not move.

Tony: "..."

There was no fluctuation in Tony's heart, and he even wanted to look in the mirror.

"You've got my nose full of creamy mushrooms."

He complained, and went to wash his face with Lizzie on his back.Lizzie almost fell off again when she lowered her head, but luckily caught the roots of his hair—another unspeakable disaster.

He looked through the mirror: Mini Lizzie was grinning at the mirror, proud as a Lilliputian warrior.And I am like an old bird with a nest.

When he walked out of the bathroom, something happened again: Tony's head was suddenly hit hard, and his spine was almost crushed.He took the figure off the top of her head and found that she had been reduced to the size of a doll.

The first time he saw her, he thought she looked like a salon doll played by a little girl, but now she has become the right size, and there is no difference in her appearance.

Tender milk skin, cherry lips; a milky way flows from the big eyes.

Why is it so small, it is almost like a dumpling in your hand.

If he and Lizzie have children in the future, will they look like this?A little girl like a Disney doll.He'd be nice to look like him, handsome little gentleman.

He just stood there holding her with one hand, feeling a little flustered.It seems that he has completely forgotten his statement that "children are all devils".

Lizzie blinked her blue daisy-like eyes, and called him in a voice stickier than cotton candy, in a childish voice: "Tony—"

It seems that IQ has come back a little bit.

Thank goodness, Tony thought with relief.He didn't want to play "nose on face" with her again.

Just when he wanted to use the stubble to get close to the creamy skin of the little doll, a whirlwind blew by, and his arms were empty again.

Lizzie was snatched away by Natasha and the others, everyone cheered like a grave robber who dug up the dragon's treasure!Steve didn't know what he was so happy about, he looked like a complete dad.He hugged the little girl tightly as if weeping with joy, then tossed her up, caught, threw up, caught——

Lizzie's little skirt was flying up and down in the air.

Every time she throws it up, she will "wow" a little, but Captain America can catch it steadily every time, so she gradually finds fun in it, laughing continuously and continuously of.

The rest of the Avengers were also like gooses stretching their necks. Their eyes followed Lizzie's ups and downs, and they watched the game of toss and catch for nearly 5 minutes.

... Damn sick.

Tony rolled his eyes wildly in his heart, he pretended to be calm, trying to ignore the overwhelming jealousy in his heart.

Although he is already so sour, he has to admit that everyone is better at taking care of children than him, and he is a good player when it comes to "playing with children".

Although basically the end of every child is to be played around by him, and then cry into a fountain.

He used to say that he "hated children" openly, but now he doesn't even mention it, just slanders.Because Natasha said to him that this is "same-sex repulsion between children and children".

What a joke!You can say Iron Man is young, but you can never say he is childish!

Tony deeply felt that the dignity of the Stark family had been challenged.

He pissed himself off just thinking about it.After taking one last look at the harmonious scene over there jealously, he plunged into the workshop.

……

When Tony came out again, the Avengers were gone, and Lizzie, the size of a four-year-old, was sitting on the couch.

The setting sun tinged her honey-brown curls into gold.The sofa was too high, and she couldn't even touch the ground with her feet, so she hung down and swayed.

Tony took a closer look and saw that she was picking out candy, perhaps left to her by the Avengers, a colorful pile on the sofa.

He saw with his own eyes that she stuffed a black candy into her mouth, her cheeks bulged, and then she stopped, and she stopped for a long time——

Then, "Ah, ah, ah, ah, sneeze", and sneezed more than a dozen times.

——Thick smoke also came out of his mouth.

Tony: "..."

Come on, it's Wanda's weird magic stuff again.

Tony walked over and sat next to Lizzie, watching her finish sneezing with tears streaming down her face, and stick out her tongue with a bitter face.Even the tongue is black.

"Puff puff cough—"

The power of "Little Black Pepper Urchin" was so powerful that Lizzie, who was still a child, didn't slow down for a long time.Just as she was about to jump off the sofa to look for a napkin, the person sitting next to her covered her entire face with a small warm towel and wiped it off unskillfully.

——It's really not very skillful, it seems that what he is holding is a rag in his hand, and her face is a table top stained with soup.

Lizzie was wiped by him, her face was so red that she couldn't look at it.She flipped the towel angrily——

As a result, I saw Iron Man at a glance.Her spine disappeared all of a sudden, she happily climbed onto his knees, raised her little face, as obedient as she really wanted to be.

The feeling for Tony was still running in her blood in her small body.She liked to be with him instinctively, like honey and milk should be stirred together.

Tony took great advantage of her expression and wiped her face for nearly 10 minutes.It wasn't until that thin skin was almost scratched by him that he reluctantly stopped.

When he hung up the towels again, Lizzie tidied up the pile of candy on the couch and divided it into two parts, big and small.She ran over "thump, thump," and hugged Iron Man's calf.

Tony bent down and was about to pick her up, but she pulled her neck down. Her arms stretched forward proudly, but when she touched his eyes, she spoke a little awkwardly:

"I invite you to eat candy..."

Her fleshy palm spread out, revealing a candy she was clutching, which looked much more reliable than "black candy", with an exquisite blue packaging.

Fearing that he would not eat, she added softly:

"It's delicious, and it will, it will become bubbles!"

Iron Man didn't really want to become a bubble gun, but he twisted the corners of his mouth without hesitation: he ate the little blue candy without hesitation.

Honestly it tastes good.

—if so many bubbles hadn't come out of his mouth.

The magic candies are so powerful that they flood the room with blue bellflower-colored bubbles in no time.Tony poked one secretly, but it didn't break.

Lizzie was so happy that she let out a long "wow" and opened her mouth.

"It turned out to be like this!"

Tony's mood was suddenly not good: "...you haven't eaten?"

Lizzie circled in a pile of bubbles: "No," she said innocently, "I heard Wanda say it, but I only have one."

The Avengers were afraid that she would eat too much tooth decay, so they didn't give her all.

She stopped, leaned on her toes, and rubbed against each other embarrassedly: "I want to leave it for you to eat."

If there is the sweetest candy in the world, I must give it to you.

because--

"Because I like you the most!"

Lizzie raised her face and confessed loudly.Tony looked down at her, she didn't know how sweet she was, and he almost drowned in the lake of her blue eyes.

Tony reached out and hugged her.Hu Zhu got his wish and stuck her soft and white face like cotton candy, holding the left and right cheeks and kissed frantically again and again.

"Sweetie, you must be the most exciting kid in the world..."

Tough guy Iron Man almost cried.

If all children had one ten-thousandth of a popsicle, wouldn't the world be full of peace?Isn't the world full of love!

He was delirious, and had completely forgotten the little devil's revenge by hitting him on the tip of the nose and pulling his beard just now.

In a room full of blue bubbles, Lizzie, who has completely transformed into a little angel, as if it wasn't enough, pointed to the two piles of divided candies on the sofa:

"What's more is yours, what's less is mine! If you don't have enough, you can get it from me."

"—but remember to brush your teeth after eating."

She is so serious, so serious that Iron Man can't help but steal another kiss!The expression of the little person who was kissed completely collapsed, and his face turned red into a little apple again with a "bang".

"Oh, don't...don't kiss me all the time!"

She was full of milk, and she covered her face in shame, leaving only a pair of big eyes peeking through her fingers.

Tony has ascended to heaven with seven orifices at this moment.He felt that he was finished, and he wanted to eat the baby made of honey in one bite!

After tossing for a long time, she felt a little sleepy.Rubbing his eyes with the back of his hand, he yawned a little.

"Baby, it's afternoon nap time."

sunset?who cares.Tony picked her up and walked to the sofa: "You can sleep on my pillow, every part of my body belongs to you."

He inadvertently opened a dirty mouth, and his heart skipped a beat.Fortunately, little Lizzie didn't understand much, she was completely overwhelmed by sleepiness, and she was staggering on the sofa.

Iron Man has no eccentricities, and he secretly blames himself for saying inappropriate "one-liners."Now he completely regards this little popsicle as his daughter, and finally understands Steve's feelings.

In the space full of blue bubbles, the small ones are stacked on top of the big ones.Lizzie's face was resting on top of Tony's belly, her fleshy cheeks squeezed like a runny ball.

Perhaps it was because the atmosphere was too warm and the surroundings were too|quiet—after little Lizzie fell asleep at the speed of light, Tony also fell into a dreamland in a daze.

This dream was very beautiful at first. Little Lizzie was dressed as Cupid, with a laurel wreath on her head and two little white wings on her back. He leads into heaven full of blue wind chime bubbles—

But suddenly his body became heavy, and he fell rapidly from the clouds.When he fell to the ground, he was stepped on several times by a group of rhinos running wildly, and before he got up, his handsome face met the Hulk's sitting buttocks——

He woke up with a "huh".

The sky seemed to be completely dark, and the moonlight streamed from the huge dark blue night.He also finally found the source of his nightmare.

Lizzie has turned into a high school student, and the whole person is on top of him.Compared with now, her cheeks at that time were more baby fat, and her facial features were soft and round.She was still holding a candy in her fist, sticking it to the side of her face; her rosy lips were slightly pursed, as if she was still lingering on the sweetness of the candy.

Tony thought it was time for him to get fit. He dreamed that this big baby was the Hulk.

Under the warm orange light source, the blue bubbles are still floating in the air.Reassuring and pious, Tony placed a fairy-tale kiss on Sleeping Beauty's lips.

"I'm only good at coaxing you—" He was a little frustrated, and said to himself in a funny way, "Hurry up and wake up, this afternoon's armor can't be made for nothing..."②

He couldn't wait to ask his princess for a reward.

The author has something to say: I don't know if there is any little one who will have class in the morning today, so I will update it earlier.

Note: ①The blue bubbles are produced by Honeydukes Super Bubble Gum, and the black candy is the black pepper urchin.

②Remember the black and blue armor that Tony promised?

Hahahaha I am so happy to write sweet, I want to compress the abuse paragraphs infinitely... I will not torture myself or you.