[Comprehensive] Correct posture for spoilers

Ye Piao couldn't figure out why Howard and Peggy agreed that Wade would go to the Hydra base with them, just like she couldn't figure out why she just sat there every day when it was her own coffee shop, what? Nothing to do.

Even Bucky, who has been cured by the professor, has a reputation for good looks, but she is like a salted fish.

There is no hydra base bombing, no secret missions for her to go with, and there is nothing to do at school. The only thing to do every day is to eat, sleep, and beat Doudou... No, it is to eat, sleep, and help Wade plastic surgery.Ye Piao felt very bored, and suddenly missed the days when there were zombies to fight every day. Of course, she missed her brother even more.

Poking Wade who appeared in the coffee shop out of nowhere, Ye Piao asked him, "Don't you have anything to do?"

"Of course other things are not as important as brother's little fairy~~"

Wade looked at Ye Piao's look like a salted fish, and suddenly leaned into Ye Piao's ear and asked, "Sweetheart, do you want to have a flirt with brother, I guarantee you won't be bored~~~"

When Wade spoke, he still blew into Ye Piao's ear uneasily. If it wasn't for the fact that Wade's face before his disfigurement was quite handsome, Ye Piao would definitely slap him on the face. .

This is really a world of faces.

"Do not."

"Oh, sweetheart, you rejected brother again, how can you bear it. You have to know that there are more women who want to have sex with brother than men you have ever met."

"Oh, I see, the woman who wants to have sex with you has more holes than your disfigured face." Ye Piao rolled his eyes indecently.

Wade was uncommonly choked and speechless.

Ye Piao looked at Bucky and Wade, who also had nothing to do, and suddenly had an idea in his mind.

"Bucky, Wade, shall we play Fight the Landlord?"

Bucky, Wade:? ? ?What is Fight the Landlord? ? ?

After explaining the specific rules of Fighting the Landlord to Bucky and Wade, Ye Piao dragged them into his lounge.

Ye Piao, who was gearing up to play Doudizhu, realized that she didn't have poker. She was about to go out to buy a poker when Wade stopped her.

Ye Piao just watched Wade rummaging through his four-dimensional pocket in a strange position, taking out a box of condoms, and another box of condoms... After Wade took out how many condoms, he Finally found a box of playing cards.

Ye Piao's face was full of black lines, and Bucky's expression was also very unfriendly, as if he might punch Wade at any time.

Ye Piao watched Wade put those condoms away one by one, and said something, "This is strawberry... oh, whiskey, I like... wild grass? Wow, it's very unique..."

Ye Piao was ashamed to listen any more.And let's be honest, is there any use for condom flavors?And what the hell is the smell of wild grass!

After Wade finished counting the condoms he found from the four-dimensional pocket, the three of them could finally start fighting the landlord.

"Fighting landlords always has a punishment measure, we... um... How about whoever loses takes off a piece of clothing? The inner [serve it, it's all a river crab] underwear is useless, and we can sing after taking it off?" Ye dipper proposal.

Wade was very excited: "Brother likes this idea! I don't mind taking off the [river crab] underwear~"

Bucky hesitated, but as soon as Ye Piao looked at him with pleading eyes, he felt that he had no way to refuse her, so he had no choice but to agree.Anyway, if Ye Piao wanted to take off her clothes in the end, he would take them off for her.

The reason why Ye Piao dared to propose this idea was because Wade and Bucky were both newbies, and she had played this game countless times.And she has a time ability!Although cheating with the time ability is not a good behavior, but in order to see the male god's chest and abdominal muscles, she can be said to be unscrupulous.

In the first round, Ye Piao called the landlord. Wade and Bucky were farmers, but they didn't cooperate at all.

Because the weather has not completely cooled down yet, both of them only wore short sleeves on their upper bodies, and when they took off a piece of clothing, they revealed their strong chest and abdominal muscles.

Seeing that both of them had good figures, Ye Piao resisted the urge to whistle.

In the second round, Wade called the landlord first, and finally won the round.

After Wade won, Ye Piao always felt that something was wrong. She clearly remembered that from the beginning to the end, only three threes were dealt out. How about one more?

Ye Piaoyong counted the cards again, and confirmed that there was indeed a three missing.

"Wade, did you hide a three?"

Wade had an innocent face, "No, sweetheart, how can you miss brother so much."

Ye Piao didn't believe it, "Then there's another three?"

Wade still had an innocent face, "I don't know either."

This matter passed without Wade's death, but of course Bucky and Ye Piao didn't take off their clothes.The three played again with a new deck of cards.

In the third round, Wade still called the landlord, but when he couldn't hide the cards secretly, he lost the round and took off his pants.

Wade was wearing a pair of underwear with Captain America's shield printed on it, which made both Bucky and Ye Piao look at him complicatedly.

Bucky looked complicated, "Well... I don't think Steve would like you..."

Wade spread his hands: "Although I have no sexual interest in innocent little virgins, but for the sake of his big breasts, I can try to accept it?"

Ye Piao: ...

However, the Captain America underwear did not prevent Wade from showing off his mermaid lines and strong thigh muscles.Of course, it is not only these two places that attract people's attention...there is also the big dong that is often mentioned by the cheap.

Ye Piao felt that her face must have turned red. Although she had seen the bodies of male models in magazines before time travel, there was still a difference between real people and pictures, and the figures of male models were not as good as Wade's.

"How about it, sweetheart, I saw my brother's muscles, do you want to have sex with my brother now?"

Ye Piao glared at Wade sullenly, but her blushing cheeks obviously didn't have any deterrent effect.

Looking at the blush on Ye Piao's face, Bucky felt a strange feeling in his heart, as if he was unconvinced when he was a teenager, but there seemed to be something else that made him feel slightly sour.

So the next round, Bucky called the landowner, and lost the round almost on purpose, before taking off his pants.

Bucky has the same muscles as Mermaid and Wade, and of course... the same size as the dong.However, compared to Wade's Captain America underwear, Bucky's black briefs are much more normal, and also... sexier.

Ye Piao: Oh my god, she thinks her face must be so red that it's about to bleed.The male gods are all in such good shape, her nutrition is going to be unable to keep up, so give her a bottle of Nutrition Express.

Seeing Ye Piao's redder face, Bucky hooked the corners of his lips in satisfaction.

The author has something to say:

Thanks to "LucindaQ" and "Male God is Juan Fu" for mine.What are you guys!

One day, Ba Ji went to ask Master Q, Q in the deep mountains, he asked Q, Q: "Master, what should I do if there are too many rivals in love?" Ah." Baji suddenly realized: "So I want to impress her with those things they don't have?" Q, Q said: "No, I mean if you can't be with her, you still have the US team, you can With Captain America."

Once upon a time, there was a Nini who planted the wheat grains given to him by the witch, and a little girl the size of a thumb grew out of the wheat grains. She was called a male god.Nini made her a cradle out of walnut shells, made her a cushion out of violet petals, made her a quilt out of rose petals, filled a plate with water, and put a tulip petal on it, male god Just sit on this petal and paddle a boat with a small piece of flower stem as an oar.One night, the male god ran out of the cradle and slept on the sofa, and Nini just came to find donuts to eat, and didn't notice the male god sleeping on the sofa, so the male god was sat down by Nini .End.

Hahahahahahaha I'm so happy hahahahahahaha.

Thanks to "Feist33" for the two nutrient solutions, you didn't tell me who you stand, so it's not easy to write a small theater, so I can only go crazy about you!Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

By the way, do you have any fables you want to read?In order to write a small theater, I have found my fables and fairy tales more than ten years ago to find inspiration... But the nomination does not mean that I will definitely write it. Whether I write it or not depends on whether I can think of interesting stalks.

Then, let me emphasize again, there may not be a small theater for throwing mines and delivering nutrient solution. It is very likely that you will just let the person you stand look at. For details, refer to the previous digression.Whether there is a small theater depends on whether I have thought of the cute stalk, the number of people throwing mines and giving nutrient solution, and how the update of today's text is written... So everyone be cautious about throwing mines and giving nutrient solution, and protect your wallets.Keep calm even if there is no small theater.

Then today I wrote the part about buying condoms, for the sake of truth, I really searched for the taste of condoms, and I felt that it opened the door to a new world... The tastes mentioned in the article are all real...

The stalk of undressing and the stalk of the US team's underwear come from Ye Ningzi, the author of "[Comprehensive] The whole family has time-traveled, except me", and I would like to share this article and the author with deep routines!

I think if I continue talking like this, my digressions will really be longer than the main text...