[Comprehensive] Correct posture for spoilers

Another Christmas Eve.

Ye Piao was lying on the bed with a huge red Christmas sock hanging beside the bed.

The sock was hung up at Maria's strong request. Although Ye Piao is over 20 years old this year, in Maria's eyes, this girl who is a little younger than her son Tony is still children.

Looking at the socks next to the bed, Ye Piao couldn't help but narrowed her eyes and laughed, showing her pointed canine teeth.It feels really good to be cared about.

Knowing that Maria would stuff gifts into her socks while she was asleep, Ye Piao simply stopped practicing supernatural powers tonight and went to bed early.

In the middle of the night, the unlocked window creaked, and Ye Piao suddenly opened his eyes in the darkness.

For so many years in the last days, Ye Piao has long developed the habit of waking up immediately when there is any disturbance. She looked at the window, and Maria would never come in through the window. So, who could this be?

Ye Piao flipped his hands, took out a gun from the space, loaded the bullet, put his finger on the trigger, and stared at the direction of the window.

The wind blew in through the opened window, lifted the curtains, and the moonlight shone on a corner by the window, but Ye Piao didn't see anyone.

"Who?" Ye Piao asked sharply. She didn't move, but her body was already covered by a layer of invisible time ability. With absolute speed, Ye Piao rushed to the window and opened the curtain, but she didn't notice it. anyone.

"Hey, beauty, would you like to have a ♂ hair ♂ with me?"

Hearing the sound, Ye Piao turned around abruptly, only to find that there was already a person in a red tights lying on his bed.

The man was lying on her bed with his legs crossed, as if he was shaking his feet following a certain bgm.

Ye Piao squinted his eyes, and finally saw the appearance of the person on the bed through the faint moonlight.But her hand didn't leave the trigger, she still looked alert.

She already knew who this unexpected guest was—Deadpool Wade.Running to other people's bed in the middle of the night and asking them if they want to have sex with him is indeed a cheap style.

"What are you doing here?"

Wade covered his face, "Beauty, how can you be so unfeeling, my brother is a member of the author's supporting cast, and he has an inseparable relationship with you."

Ye Piao didn't hear exactly what Wade said, but Wade was one of her male gods anyway, and he didn't seem to have any malicious intentions now, besides, he has the ability of immortality, no matter what she wants, he can't do anything about it. , but running with time power bonus is definitely a passable one.Ye Piao casually put the gun back into the space, sat on a chair not far from the bed, and asked again: "What are you doing here?"

Wade blinked at Ye Piao, and blew a kiss, "Beauty, brother also has the same dimensional pocket as you, why don't you come and appreciate it? You can also appreciate brother's big dong~~ You are satisfied~ "

Ye Piao: "No, thank you."

"Don't be shy, beauty, you can still give it a try, brother is famous among the mercenaries for his big bang, women who want to sleep with me can come to the United States from here~~"

Ye Piao: Although this is my male god, I still really want to hit him.

"What exactly do you want to do?" Ye Piao asked for the third time.

Wade jumped up from the bed suddenly, and stood in front of Ye Piao. He bent down abruptly, keeping his head with the hood parallel to Ye Piao's, and blinked his white eyes.

Ye Piao was taken aback, and almost slapped Wade on the head with his hand.

Forget it, since she can't beat Wade, let him calm down first.

The time ability flowed out from Ye Piao's fingertips and enveloped Wade. Wade suddenly felt that his movements of shaking his legs slowed down, and even his speaking speed became very slow.

"Beauty~ren~er, you want to treat me so~you~you~you~you don't need to do this, I will definitely lie down, you can take any position you want~you can~you~oh~"

Ye Piao stood up, pushed Wade on the chair, and shouted, "Shut up!"

"Oh, beauty, so you like this ♂position♂. Don't worry, I will definitely satisfy you."

Ye Piao's hand was tightly gripping the armrest of the chair, his fingertips turned white, and his expression was ferocious.Sure enough, a male god can only be a male god if he watches it on the screen, and now she really wants to hit someone!

Seeing that Wade seemed to want to say something, Ye Piao changed her expression, smiled and took off Wade's hood, turning a blind eye to Wade's face as if on the surface of the moon, she lifted Wade's chin with one finger, her tone Inexplicably, "Oh, then how are you going to satisfy me?"

Ye Piao imitated the domineering president and smiled charmingly.

At this time, there was a sudden sound and creak from the door. Someone opened the door and walked in lightly.

Ye Piao turned around and saw Maria, Bucky and Logan holding gifts and looking at her with complicated expressions.

etc!It's really not what you think.Ye Piao suddenly withdrew his fingers that were still touching Wade's chin, his movements stiff.You listen to my explanation!Ye Piao held out Erkang's hand.

"That is to say, this person suddenly appeared on your bed in the middle of the night?" Logan asked.

Hmm, that's it, Ye Piao kept nodding his head, it has nothing to do with me, it's all Wade's fault!

Wade, who was thrown on the sofa with his hands tied, writhed and said dissatisfiedly: "Beauty, you were still doing this to me just now, aren't you satisfied with my big bang?"

Logan stretched out his diamond claws to Wade, and the claws were close to Wade's chin, "Shut up."

"Oh oh oh, you must be jealous of brother Dadong, after all, men like brother seven times a night are rare."

Ye Piao couldn't listen anymore, "What do you want to do, Wade?"

"Oh~ the way you call me Wade is so cute, I can't help but have sex with you now."

Bucky clenched his metal arm and hit the couch next to Wade's head in a circle, and the couch took a sudden blow that sent Wade off it.

"Oh, the Winter Soldier and Wolverine, and Iron Man's father, who should have received his lunch, what a strange combination."

Wade sat on the floor, bobbing his head to a bgm that no one else could hear.

Hearing the Winter Soldier's Bucky stand up suddenly, he stared at Wade and asked sharply, "What else do you know?"

"Brother knows a lot. For example, the measurements of this beauty are..."

Before Wade finished speaking, Ye Piao blocked his mouth with a space barrier.Ye Piao stood up from the sofa, held back his anger and dragged Wade into the nearest room, and slammed the door shut.

"Okay, what are you doing here! My patience is limited!" Ye Piao said angrily. She felt that even with the fan girl filter, she had had enough of the cheap talk now.

Wade suddenly took off the hood that was put on again because everyone didn't want to see his face, and the face that resembled the surface of the moon was exposed in front of Ye Piao without any cover.

Ye Piao didn't feel anything about it. After all, the face of zombies in the last days is much more unsightly than Jianjian's face. She has seen so many zombies, and Wade's face is actually nothing to her.

"Beauty, I think back when I was the most handsome man in the universe, how many women wanted to climb into my bed, since I..."

"Keep it short." Ye Piao said with a cold face.

"Well, beauty, you really don't understand the style, how many people want to hear more of my brother's magnetic voice..." Seeing Ye Piao's darkening face, Wade finally revealed his real purpose—"Beauty , can you help my brother restore his original handsome appearance? You must know that brother..."

"How do you know I can help you restore your appearance?" Ye Piao frowned.

"Oh, that idiot author said in her copy in order to attract readers, beauty, let me read it to you. 'Too ugly? Well, she can barely be a plastic surgeon.' Of course, brother is not very good I agree with that idiot author named Jing Xingxing, even if my face is disfigured, my brother is still suave..."

In fact, Ye Piao didn't understand a word after Wade said so much. Although her English listening and speaking skills have been greatly improved in the year since she came to this world, Wade spoke so fast and her tone Very strange, it is still a bit difficult for her current level.In such a whole passage, she actually only understood the word "handsome".

"Okay, I can give it a try, but there will be a time limit." Ye Piao looked at Wade's face and said with pursed lips.

Putting his hand on Wade's, the time ability slowly wrapped Wade.

And Wade didn't stop talking at this time, "Oh, beauty, your hands can actually be placed elsewhere, how about the legs above the waist?"

Ye Piao glared at Wade, but said nothing.

When the time ability dissipated, Wade's pitted face became smooth, and the potholes on his body disappeared, and he returned to his undisfigured appearance.

"I don't know how long you can maintain this state. My ability is limited. It is impossible for you to maintain this state forever."

"Oh, I understand. Cinderella's magic will expire at twelve o'clock. I must be the most handsome Cinderella. My little fairy, would you like to have a fight with your Cinderella? After all, brother is so handsome~"

To be honest, when Wade said my little fairy to her with this handsome face, Ye Piao really felt that she had been teased for a moment, but when she heard the second half of Wade's words, she He glared at him angrily, turned around and opened the door to leave.

"Oh, brother's little fairy, don't be shy, brother will definitely make you want to ♂ immortal ♂ want to ♂ die ♂."

Wade chased Ye Piao out of the room, and then received complicated looks from the group.

"Oh, don't look at me with such eyes, I know that no one can resist such a dead servant, but what I like is my little fairy."

A group of people: Sure enough, it is still that person, and now I want to beat him even more.

The author has something to say:

Thank you for the mine of "The Goddess is Curly Fortune"!Pull out Nini who hasn't appeared yet and blow you a kiss!Then Nini will come out soon, Sahua!

Thanks to "Qin Ran" for the nutrient solution!Baji baji you!

I'm going to turn on chatterbox mode again!Non-combatants please evacuate!

Going to the hospital stupidly today, there is a security guy who is super nice!I couldn't find the consultation room or the place to get the medicine. My brother took me there. I bought a bottle of water for him before leaving the hospital. My brother smiled so sweetly!Feel very happy!Then he acted stupidly and did a very mentally retarded thing.When I got home, I got out of the taxi and looked for my phone in my bag, but I couldn't find it. I thought my phone was dropped in the taxi, and then I ran to chase the taxi.Just when I was about to make a phone call to chase it, I found that the phone was in my hand... I felt like I was probably mentally retarded.

Then I will not edit at station B today, because I have already said a lot of nonsense... If this continues, my digressions will really be longer than the main text... But today I am still asking for a close!Meh, three favorites of my little angels!