[Zhongyingmei] My students are not right

On Halloween, not only children are excited because they can go door-to-door to ask for candies, but even teenagers who have already entered high school are also excited because they can wear fancy costumes justifiably. Everyone is full of energy, and the "good morning" that popped out of his mouth when he met Claire can be said to be very loud.

The pillars of the corridor in the teaching area are covered with neon lights. At night, it is a place with psychedelic lights flashing in the dark; a pair of huge bat-wing stickers are pasted on the door frame of the classroom. It is even woven into a spider web with hemp rope, hanging danglingly above the door frame.

When Claire pushed open the classroom door, she realized that the two windows of the classroom had been completely covered by heavy crimson velvet curtains. In the whole classroom, only a small jack-o-lantern on the podium was emitting a weak yellow light. The light, vaguely illuminated a ferocious grimace on the whiteboard.

Claire touched the light switch at the door, but when she pressed it, there was no response. She walked into the classroom without changing her expression, closed the door behind her, and just as she took a step towards the podium, she felt someone pat her on the back. shoulder, she turned her head, only to find that there was no one behind her.

At this time, a strange wind suddenly lifted a corner of the curtain, and at the same time, a flash of lightning outside the window was mercilessly blocked by the hanging curtain, and thunder exploded.And this short moment was enough for Claire to see a bandaged mummy standing upright in the corner of the classroom like a cicada chrysalis stuck to the corner.

Claire: "..."

She walked up to the podium expressionlessly, found a whiteboard eraser on the podium by the light of the jack-o-lantern, erased the hideous grimaces on the whiteboard, and then wrote the chapter names of the Gospel of John on the whiteboard with a whiteboard marker.

She just turned her head to open the textbook, when ghostly music suddenly sounded in the dark classroom, she frowned, and then saw a shadow swaying in the dim light reflected by the pumpkin lantern, she raised her head, borrowing Looking at the weak light, she saw a skeleton hanging above her head. The black eyes of the skull were just in line with her line of sight. What was swaying in the shadow of the lamp was the skeleton's glistening arm bones.

Claire squinted her eyes, clenched the light wheel two thousand times with both hands, raised her hand and swept the ceiling, and knocked down the dangling arm. This arm drew a perfect parabola in the classroom, right in the middle In the middle of the classroom, instead of the sound of falling to the ground, a person's muffled hum was heard.

Claire raised her eyebrows, thought for a while, picked up the small jack-o-lantern, put her whole face in front of the lamp, and the light reflected on her face, looking a little weird.

"It's Halloween, shouldn't it be time to catch some boys and test the formula of my new potion?" She raised the corners of her mouth high, smiling like a vicious witch in a Disney animation, and she used a very dramatic tone Said, "Their skins can be used to make scabies potion, so that other people's bodies will be covered with toad-like scabies; Their hearts are even more useful. You can put a little Bordeaux red wine in them and steam them in a steamer for half an hour.

"..."

The whole classroom fell into silence, and even the spooky music did not continue playing after it was played. It seemed that no one had set the loop to play.

Claire tapped the corner of her mouth, and when she was about to continue weaving other human parts into the potion dispensary, the classroom door was pushed open from the outside, and the cold light of late autumn outside the room leaked out, revealing countless students squatting under the desk They, disguised as various devils and monsters, together with Claire, turned to look at the person at the door.

Hank was standing at the door, and Charles was sitting. Compared with the teachers and students in the classroom, the two of them had neither makeup nor fancy clothes. Their faces and bodies were refreshed. a clear stream.

"Wow." Charles clapped his hands, "Is Mr. Lagerfeld dressed as a witch? It's very beautiful, but I remember that the witch costumes sold in the supermarket in the town are short skirts."

Claire sighed: "I want to wear a short skirt too."

She went to the supermarket with Aunt Carly that day, and she was shocked when she saw the witch's short skirt that was comparable to Victoria's Secret underwear. She had complained before that the costumes of witches were too conservative, and they wore ankle-length wizard robes all year round. Well, it is also covered by the wizard robes with no sense of line; the imagination of Muggles is much richer than that of wizards, and they actually designed wizard skirts!

She even said that she would buy it back and wear it on Halloween.

Then Aunt Carly held her ears and yelled, "Did you forget that you are pregnant!"

Yes, she forgot that she was a pregnant woman. Wearing such a short skirt, her slightly raised belly would not be concealed.

Although Aunt Carly continued to say later: "You will catch a cold if you wear short skirts. You also reminded me that you must wear long johns when you go to work tomorrow. There is a baby."

Aunt Carly probably forgot she knew the Warming Charm.

That night, Claire found out this wizard robe that was specially ordered at Mrs. Malkin's Robe Shop on her birthday. She also bought this top-notch hat in the supermarket. Muggle aesthetics are good. This hat is very beautiful, at least it is more in line with her aesthetics than the Hogwarts Sorting Hat.

The Nimbus Two Thousands, which had been on the shelf of her suitcase for a long time, finally saw the light of day again and became her costume prop.

Although almost recognized by Pietro.

"That's a pity." Hank sympathized with Claire's sadness that she couldn't wear a skirt, and then turned his head to look at the students who had climbed into their seats.

"Alex, why are you still standing on the desk?" Hank asked.

The mummy stuck to the corner said: "The bandage is too tight, the legs can't be bent, and they can't get down."

Everyone: "..."

Claire: "..."

"Kurt, what's that thing you're carrying on your shoulder?" Hank asked again.

Sitting in another corner, blue-skinned Kurt said: "Pietro brought a tape recorder from home, and the tape was provided by Warren to play background music."

Claire: "..."

Hank was silent for a few seconds, then looked at the front row again: "Warren, why are you holding your head?"

Warren, dressed as an angel and sitting among the dancing demons, stood out on the desk with his head in his arms: "The bone dropped by Mr. Lagerfeld hit my head. This is porcelain from China... ..."

Claire and Hank looked up to see Chinese porcelain skeletons hanging from the ceiling.

Hank: "...you have also taken great pains to scare Mr. Lagerfeld."

Claire: "...you have worked hard."

At this time, Charles, who had been sitting in a wheelchair, looked at the students and the teacher with a smile, nodded and said, "Then, I want to know who cut the wires to scare Mr. Lagerfeld." He turned his head , looking at the switch at the door, above the switch and the chandelier on the ceiling

Claire raised an eyebrow.

Pietro, who was sitting in the first row, raised his hands weakly: "I...but Ororo should be able to fix it."

Ororo, who sat in the back row with his arms around him, rolled his eyes: "Who said I can fix wires?"

"Then what should I do? How can I go to class without electricity?"

"The projector can't be turned on!"

"Physical experiments can't be done!"

"Just leave school early! Professor!"

Claire looked at these students, rubbed her forehead, and always felt as if she was back in the noisy Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, and Charles, who had been sitting in a wheelchair while the students chattered about where to hold a Halloween party after school was early But he smiled, and just as he was about to speak, a female voice suddenly sounded in the chaotic classroom: "I...I can fix wires."

Claire looked towards the source of the sound. Although the light in the classroom was limited, she could still see the girl sitting in front of Kurt raising her hand. As soon as she was born, the students' discussions stopped and they all turned their heads. Going to see her, the whole classroom fell silent.

The girl who raised her hand and raised her hand was Qin, who had just transferred here not long ago. She didn't dress up as any ghost, she was still her usual appearance, and she was a bit out of place with the students around her.

Claire also wondered how a girl could repair wires. Qin had already stood up, and slowly raised her right hand towards the light switch at the door. Claire always felt that this gesture was familiar, and Pietro had already quickly ran up to the podium. , holding Claire's shoulders with both hands, Claire blinked her eyes, the next moment, she was already standing at the door of the classroom with Hank and Charles, and the door of the classroom was slammed shut in front of her eyes, leaving only the The spider web made of hemp rope swayed.

"Are they..." Claire was a little puzzled, "Closing the door and trying to bully Qin who smashed their conspiracy to leave school early?"

"No..." Hank said, "They don't know you already know everything, and they want to send you out of the classroom before Jean can use her powers."

"But..." Claire frowned, "Even if I was sent out of the classroom by Pietro before I saw Qin display her abilities, but... Pietro's abilities have also been exposed."

"..." Hank was silent for a moment, "Pietro thinks you are a fool, or rather, he is a fool."

"..." Claire, "I think it should be the latter, haha."

The three of them stood at the door of the classroom, and the late autumn wind swayed the ivy hanging down from the eaves of the corridor. After a few minutes of silence between them, they saw a few rays of light coming through the gaps in the heavy classroom curtains.

"Qin really knows how to fix wires?" Claire was a little surprised, "Or is it her ability to fix wires?"

Charles looked at her, smiled and said, "Not only."

At this moment, Pietro opened the classroom door, lowered his eyes, a little afraid to look at the three teachers, he clenched his fists, coughed dryly against his lips, and said, "The wire has been repaired."

"Looks like we can go to class as usual." Charles nodded, "But Pietro will be punished for cutting the wires. He will be detained after school today."

Pietro suddenly raised his head with a look of shock: "No! Professor!"

Charles didn't answer with a smile.

Pietro exhaled, dejectedly: "Okay..."

After school, Pietro sat in the classroom, resting his forehead on one hand, watching his classmates rush out of the classroom happily, discussing the Halloween party that Warren hosted at home, and silently put on the dentures with sadness in his eyes. Stuffed it back into his mouth again.

Claire sat behind the podium with her arms folded, looked at Pietro who was heartbroken, and then looked at Qin who was doing homework in the back seat.

Pietro was detained because of forced detention, while Jean was detained voluntarily. She was a bit withdrawn and not very popular with her classmates. Naturally, she did not participate in the Halloween party held by Warren's house tonight, but stayed in the school as a teacher's detention. Down job.

Claire sighed, and turned on the TV in the classroom. On the TV screen, the Captain America wearing the Stars and Stripes tights just said "Hello, I am Captain America", and Pietro wailed: "Mr. Lagerfeld, we Can you change it to something else?"

"The detainees must watch all Captain America's educational promotional videos," Claire said.

"I'm sure Mr. Lagerfeld doesn't want to watch either!" Pietro said.

Claire was silent, and Pietro answered correctly.

"Let's watch a TV series! Let's just watch the one that the teacher said before, the one about a man and a woman who fall in love and find out that they are siblings who have been separated for many years!" Pietro suggested.

Probably because the plot of the TV series that Pietro said was too tortuous, even Qin, who had been buried in her homework, raised her head to look at him.

Claire nodded, thinking it made sense, so she turned off the video recorder with the remote control, and as soon as she tuned to the TV channel, a gray-blue bald head broke into her eyes, she blinked, and then looked at her wrist The dial on the screen, at this time, it is indeed time for "Blood Doubt" to be broadcast on this channel. That's right.

At this time, the blue bald man on the TV started to speak: "Everyone, Happy Halloween."

"Is it a Halloween special?" Claire asked, frowning. "What role is he playing?"

Pietro also shook his head: "I have never seen a devil with this image."

Qin, on the other hand, stared closely at the person on the TV, her pupils slightly dilated.

The blue bald head continued: "I am Jehovah, I am Zeus, and I am God Amon, the ruler of the universe."

Claire: "???? Do the rulers of Hebrew mythology, Greek mythology, and Egyptian mythology all look the same?"

"Of course not!" said Pietro. "Not only does it not look the same, but it doesn't have a blue bald head either! Everyone has hair in the picture!"

"Oh, I don't think so either. This Halloween special is really poorly done." Claire said, picked up the remote control to change the channel, but when she tuned to the next channel, it was still this blue bald head occupying all the TV screen , She frowned, and switched to other channels. Every channel was the same. It was the blue bald man who used an aria-like tone, saying that he was the master of various mythological systems.

"Has the TV signal been hijacked?" Claire held his forehead, "I'd rather watch Captain America than keep watching this blue bald guy."

Pietro said heavily, "Me too."

So Claire was about to turn on the video recorder again to play Captain America's educational promotional series of videos, when suddenly the TV camera turned from the blue bald head to a man wearing a purple helmet and a purple armor.

Claire: "..."

Pietro: "..."

This time, Claire's cell phone rang suddenly. She took it out of her pocket and saw that it was Aunt Carly's call. She suddenly had an ominous premonition. carry.

Aunt Carly's roar echoed through the classroom: "Claire, your boyfriend is on TV again!"

Claire: "..."

Pietro: "???!!!"

The author has something to say:

As I said, Lao Wan will appear in this chapter, and he will indeed appear!

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Pietro: "...what happened, Mr. Lagerfeld's boyfriend... is actually that blue bald head?"

Voiceover: "No, Pete, your teacher's boyfriend is the other one on TV."

Pietro: "No, I'd rather believe it's the blue bald head."