[Zhongyingmei] My students are not right

When Claire made up her mind to resign, she was still lying on the hospital bed in the hospital wing, her right leg was in a plaster cast, and she was hanging high. Her originally smooth and soft blonde hair was disheveled and fatigued on the bed pillow, and the sun was shining through the windows of the hospital wing. , hitting her pale and haggard face, her ten-pound black cat, Irina, suddenly jumped onto her stomach. This blow seemed to be the last straw that broke the camel's back. His smiling blue eyes stared blankly at the ceiling, a tear slipped from the corner of his eye and fell into the pillow.

Claire Lagerfeld, an honorary alumnus of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Witchcraft and Wizardry, an outstanding graduate of Ravenclaw College, and the author of the popular science best-selling book "The Long Evolution of Offensive Magic from the Middle Ages to the Twentieth Century", is currently working at Hogwarts Magic The professor of the school's Defense Against the Dark Arts class knew for the first time what despair is.

Just an hour ago, Potions professor Snape sent a bottle of potion that is said to have a miraculous effect on bone fractures. The main ingredients are guinea pig hair, Angora rabbit teeth, Chinese houttuynia cordata and coriander seedlings. Claire Thinking that this was the head of Slytherin House's revenge for deducting fifty points from Slytherin, she refused to take it, and Madam Pomfrey was looked at by the medical wing and told her that "Professor Snape's medicine has the best effect." "Forcibly poured it on her.

Until now, this indescribable taste still lingers on her teeth and tongue. She suspects that this bottle of "miraculously effective on bone fractures" potion actually has a more scientific formula, but Snape, who has always been small-minded, chose I bought this bottle of potion, which is very complicated in terms of materials and taste.

His heart can be punished.

The time continued to go back to three hours ago, when she was in class, and there were sixth-year students from Gryffindor House and Slytherin House sitting under the podium.

These students are already seventeen or eighteen years old, which is the time when hormone secretion is strong.Girls began to pay attention to dressing and dressing, hoping to win the favor of the boy they liked; boys were full of restlessness, and often formed gangs.

When one of the two parties is Gryffindor and the other is Slytherin, they often can't wait to go from verbal provocation to body-to-body intimate contact before reaching the grove.

However, the Defense Against the Dark Arts class has always been taught by students from the two colleges together.

As Claire who graduated from this school, she has always been puzzled by this arrangement. Every time she attends class, she is very careful, fearing that the young people on both sides may say something incorrectly, so she treats this classroom as a grove, and staged a fairy tale of wizards. The life and death struggle between.

However, she often walks on the shore, so there is no way her shoes will not get wet. From the beginning of the semester to the end of the semester, Claire has experienced five or six classroom riots. Both sides of the accident are Gryffindor and Slytherin.

During the first class riot, she held a student in one hand and shouted angrily: "Do you think teachers who graduated from Ravenclaw won't deduct fifty points from you all at once like Professor Snape!"

All living beings immediately silenced.

During the second classroom riot, she held a student in one hand and said viciously, "Do you think teachers who graduated from Ravenclaw can't fight?"

The sentient beings looked at the blond, blue-eyed and slim Clare, who looked like the cover stunners in "Merlin's Secret" magazine, and were dubious.

In the third classroom riot, she held a Gryffindor student's fist at the Slytherin student with one hand, and said with a sneer, "Do you think teachers who graduated from Ravenclaw can't fight hand-to-hand?"

Gryffindor, whose fist was clenched by her, begged softly: "Professor Lagerfeld, you are the best, can you let me go, my hand hurts so much..."

……

After these few classroom riots, she thought she had it all under control.

Yet she was too naive and innocent.

You know, even Merlin can't stop the battle between Slytherin and Gryffindor that lasted for thousands of years.

The thing is like this, Clairto’s friends who explored together brought a Balkan dragon from Greece. This is the smallest dragon in the world. The adult body is less than one meter high, and it has a pair of huge wings that do not match its height. It can't breathe fire, and its personality is relatively docile. It is perfect for teaching students how to tame dragons.

She had given this class to Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw students before Gryffindor and Slytherin, to good effect, and the Balkan dragons were fond of these energetic young humans.After bidding farewell to the students of the Badger Academy and the Eagle Academy, she sat on a chair with her legs crossed, humming "The Young Wizards Come to Meet", and welcomed the students of the Lion Academy and the Snake Academy confidently.

But she guessed the beginning right, but couldn't guess the end.

It is true that the students of the Lion Academy and the Snake Academy are very interested in dragons, but after Claire just demonstrated a self-defense spell, the students on both sides started the competition.

Which side of the competition will tame this pocket dragon less than one meter tall first.

The idea of ​​the young people is very simple, but it is a pocket dragon that is less than one meter tall and looks smaller than an adult Alaskan sled dog. They have learned magic for six years, and it is easy to tame.

However, they also guessed the beginning, but not the end.

The Balkan Dragon is small in stature, but its bones are very heavy, which is why it has a pair of huge wings.

The irregular provocations of the students angered it. It spread its wings and was about to blow away the culprits. However, the huge wings affected the accuracy of its attack. It hadn't touched the students yet. He threw out a girl who was staying outside the battle group first, Claire didn't have time to think, and quickly hugged the girl aside.

At this time, the old crossbar in the classroom was lifted off by the wings of the Balkan dragon. She pulled out her magic wand and used the floating spell to float the crossbar in mid-air. At this critical moment, a student was thrown over by the dragon and hit him. When it landed on her body, she shook her hand, and the crossbar fell straight down. She quickly protected the student in her arms, and let the crossbar hit her leg heavily.

Claire has never been so embarrassed since she was a child, even when she was exploring Africa with a few friends who also love magical creatures.

The one in her arms is a student from Slytherin House, the thorny head of the senior class in Slytherin House, one of the leaders of this teaching accident, he opened his eyes wide and looked helplessly. Seeing Claire's instantly pale face and frowning brows, before he could speak, he was blocked back by Claire's vicious "[-] points deduction from Slytherin".

Afterwards, Snape, the head of the Snake Academy, McGonagall, the head of the Lion Academy, and Professor Flitwick, the head of the Eagle Academy who was studying next door, came in a hurry. Professor Flitwick even used the floating spell to send her to the hospital. wing.

Being floated from the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom to the medical wing, Claire no longer wanted to think about it.

When Snape came to deliver the potion, he only said one sentence: "Professor Lagerfeld, the last user of this fracture potion was a Gryffindor student. It fell off the broom." He paused, and the corner of his mouth twitched, "You are the first teacher to use this bottle of potion."

Claire swears that she saw the sarcasm in the curved corner of Snape's mouth that could not be noticed without careful attention. If it hadn't been for the cast on the foot, and if Madam Pomfrey hadn't been around, she would have pulled out her wand and let Snape Pu knew that Ravenclaw would also fight Slytherin if necessary.

After Snape left, Madam Pomfrey would ignore her struggle and pour the whole bottle of potion down her stomach, saying lovingly as she poured it, "Oh, dear Claire, this is the semester you It’s the third time you entered the medical wing, it seems that even you can’t resist that person’s curse.”

Claire was paralyzed after being poured with the potion. Lying on the hospital bed, she looked at Madam Pomfrey and said weakly, "That person? Who is it?"

After she finished speaking, she realized that nowadays the wizarding world can't call him by his first name, but there should be only one person who is called "that person".

Once an honorary alumnus of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, an outstanding graduate of Slytherin College, Tom Riddle, and his other title "Voldemort", is more widely known.

When Claire entered school, this legendary wizard had graduated for many years. Legend has it that he returned to Hogwarts ten years after graduation and wanted to become a professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts, but was rejected by the headmaster Dumbledore. Each of the Defense Against the Dark Arts professors at the University were unable to serve for more than a year for various reasons.

It was like this when Claire was studying. From the first grade until graduation, the professors of Defense Against the Dark Arts changed every year, and every professor was very unlucky when they left: there was a girl who had a crush on Ravenclaw who went to peep in front of her, and as a result Falling off the top of the Ravenclaw Tower, fortunately, he only survived the catastrophe with a comminuted fracture of his legs; there was also a man who went fishing in the Black Lake with a fishing rod and bait, but was ripped off by the mermaid and almost didn't get chewed... …

In short, from the first grade to the seventh grade, there are a total of seven Defense Against the Dark Arts professors, and none of them is really reliable.

After graduating, on the one hand, in order to understand the historical changes of offensive magic around the world to fulfill her father's last wish, and on the other hand, because the battle between the Death Eaters and the Order of the Phoenix intensified at that time, she chose to leave the UK and travel the world with a few of her friends. Protect endangered magical creatures while collecting information to write books.

After the publication of "The Long Evolution of Offensive Magic from the Middle Ages to the Twentieth Century", she received a letter from the old headmaster Dumbledore, inviting her to be the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Her parents had passed away when she entered school. Thanks to the care of the principal for her seven years of studying in a foreign country, she chose to stay away from England during the years when the Death Eaters and the Order of the Phoenix launched a war. She couldn't refuse the accusations of her classmates and the old principal's invitation this time.

As for the fabled curse of Voldemort...

She was sitting on a sand dune somewhere in the Sahara Desert, and her cheeks were a little peeled from the scorching sun. She raised her head and drank the last sip of water in the water bag, then wiped the corners of her mouth with her sleeve, and said: " Anyway, I was just going to save an emergency. If I really want to teach for more than a year, I won’t do it.” She said, with her hands on her hips, and said in a bold tone, “Besides, I’m so strong that I don’t want to peep at female students. , and don't like fishing, it must not be so unlucky."

The black cat Elena who was exploring the world with her flicked her tail and let out a "meow".

And now, less than a year later, Claire looked at his legs wrapped in plaster and hung up high, rubbing Elena's head with one hand, and sighed: "I regret it."

Madam Pomfrey asked, "What do you regret?"

"I regret accepting the principal's invitation." She said blankly, "I want to resign."

Madam Pomfrey smiled and said: "Hold on to Claire, you will find that the flowers at Hogwarts are still fragrant, the birdsong is still sweet, and the students are so lively and cheerful, so lovable."

Claire looked indifferently at her leg which was suspended high in plaster, and then at Madam Pomfrey.

Madam Pomfrey was still smiling.

"It's not the first time I've wanted to quit my job. In fact, at the beginning of school, Slytherin and the senior Gryffindor students played Quidditch in private, and the good game turned into a brawl on a broomstick. The Slytherin Seeker crashed into my window, spilled the ink on my desk, and ruined a week of research papers I'd been working on, and I'd longed for the mundane Muggle life," said Claire. .

Madam Pomfrey blinked: "What's an ordinary Muggle life like?"

Claire was stunned by this sentence, coughed twice: "At least Muggles don't fly around on broomsticks."

Ever since she received the admission letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Witchcraft at the age of 11, she has been out of touch with the ordinary Muggle world. She has to work hard to recall a lot of things in the Muggle world, only to remember one or two vague fragment.

In my impression, there is a summer camp every summer. She climbs rocks, swims, sings and dances with her friends hand in hand, while the teacher stands by smiling and beats the time for them.

Harmonious, friendly, full of the teacher-student relationship that moved the eyes to tears.

Thinking of this, Claire clenched her fists with a firm expression on her face: "I've decided! I want to return to the ordinary Muggle world!"

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