[Comprehensive] Cute Pet Diary

[The technique of picking up girls is inherited from the ancestors, right? 】

【Owner: Constance (high school student) / Aloysia (high school teacher)】

It sounds very magical.

On a beautiful morning after the tornado passed by, his former assistant to Batman and now the guardian of Brudhaven, a very popular sunny young man who "speaks three times and five beauties" on weekdays, Actually squatting at the entrance of a dirty alley with two little girls who obviously didn't graduate from high school, and Batman who turned into a hamster for unknown reasons not long ago, silently... sharing a bag of potato chips .

What's even more magical is that this bag of potato chips is not his favorite flavor yet.

While sighing sadly about his present and past, Ye Yi still didn't forget to reach out to grab the new potato chips from the hands of Rebecca who was squatting next to him.It's just that the potato chips hadn't touched him this time, and someone pinched his gloved hand severely.

Ye Yi lowered her head angrily, and Rebecca, who was holding a bag of potato chips, laughed dryly, and quickly cleared herself up: "I didn't do it."

The person who pinched Yeyi just leisurely picked up a handful of potato chips and stuffed them into his mouth, making a crisp sound of "Kaz Kaz" happily.Constance said bluntly: "What's the matter? The money I paid for was my potato chips. For your father's sake, it would be nice to let you eat a few bites for nothing. Do you have to make an inch?"

The hamster bat who was taken aback said that he didn't want this face.

Ye Yi felt aggrieved by this: "Didn't I already promise you that I would help you teach those bastards in the alley a lesson? Is it necessary to be so stingy and take a few bites of potato chips?"

"Haven't you done it yet?" Constance said, asking Rebecca to get up and change places to continue squatting, "Don't feed him. When you help me, we can talk about it later."

Rebecca: "Why do you have to be so stingy..."

Ye Yi was so angry that he couldn't squat anymore—mainly because his feet were numb—he scratched his hair: "I told you, you have to find the right time to hit someone. Look, their deal is not over yet, obviously Some customers didn't show up."

"You have to pay attention to the stolen goods and get them..." Rebecca couldn't help complaining, "Sir, you are very skilled in business..."

"That's right," Ye Yi replied very bluntly, but he was not too proud to lose his mind, "but the guy who sits on your best friend's head is more skilled than me."

"..."

Rebecca carefully glanced at Constance's head. The big hamster squatting on it was grinning at Yeyi who had just praised him, showing a mouthful of small fangs.

Although neither Ye Yi nor Constance has explained the situation to Rebecca, she is worthy of being a schoolmaster, her brain is spinning fast, and she has already guessed this in the few conversations between the other two. The identity of a hamster boss.

- That's right!It's him, it's him!

--our friends!

— Batman!

Hamster Bat: "..."

I don't really want to be your friend.

Touching his belly that was making a "grunt" sound because he was on the night shift all night, Ye Yi said, "Okay, okay, save the potato chips for me. I'll go back as soon as I go."

Constantly smiled, and pinched the opening of the bag of potato chips: "Short oil, hurry up and come back, hero~"

"..."

When Ye Yi walked into the alley, Constance did not forget to tell him: "Remember to keep an eye on that man whose arm is as fancy as the colorless glass of the church dome and hit hard!"

Ye Yi squeezed the knuckles on his hands, without turning his head: "Don't worry, they will be treated equally."

Although it was morning, the alley was still a little dark.The DU product transactions of these people are not as turbulent or tit-for-tat as they are in movies and TV shows.

Because the flower-armed man made a small fortune, thinking that there will be more extra money in his pocket in the future, he couldn't help but feel a little blissful.A few of his subordinates accompanied him and others, laughing and talking dirty to each other.

In this "comfortable" atmosphere, the flower-armed man recalled the ditty of "Canon", and just wanted to pout his mouth and whistle to relieve boredom, but he inhaled a breath into his lungs, and a loud whistle sounded behind him.

Thinking about which little bastard dared to blow the whistle in front of him, the flower-armed man was about to turn his head, when the back of his head suddenly felt a dull pain like being hollowed out by an excavator.He fell slowly in this dull pain that was worse than death. When his face fell to the ground, he saw a short stick fall on the ground not far from him, and he jumped repeatedly.

It seems that this is the "excavator" who hit the back of his head.

The flower-armed man thought suddenly, his eyes darkened.

After a burst of jingling, humming and haha, Ye Yi ended his morning radio gymnastics with a low-key, simple and very practical backspin [cross out]—— ended his series of defending Gotham Pure heroism.

He turned his head, trying to get a look from his hamster father who said "it's okay", but before the other party's eyes were clearly seen, the two little girls were squatting on the ground at the entrance of the alley, holding up their mobile phones to secretly take pictures of his actions, but he was watching arrive.

Ye Yi pinched his waist and said angrily, "What are you doing!"

Rebecca was so guilty that she quickly deleted the video she had just shot on her phone, not daring to look at the darkened face of the person she secretly photographed.

Constance next to her was thick-skinned enough. She not only continued to hold her mobile phone upright, but also gave a thumbs up to the contributor of the video, and praised without hesitation: "Young Xia has a good figure—no, no, no, okay skill!"

"..."

The hamster bat on her head turned away.But Ye Yi knew that the father was snickering.He was so angry that his eyebrows were about to go off the frame, and Rebecca quickly praised him: "It's true, it's a pity that you don't go to the Olympics to win glory for the country."

"..."

Ye Yi deeply felt that the city he grew up with was really not friendly to him.

He angrily stepped forward and snatched the potato chips from Rebecca's hand, and glared at Constance: "Deleted. Immediately. Now. Immediately."

"Yes yes yes," Constance replied casually, deleted the video quickly, and handed the phone to Ye Yi for inspection, and smiled sincerely at Ye Yi, "Thank you. This has made me happy for a long time .”

Ye Yi "Kaz Kaz" chewed his labor rewards, and during the process, he did not forget to pass a few slices to the hamster father filially.Constance's words made him ponder: "Huh? I thought you were trying to be brave and show off your strength. So you have a grudge against that flower-armed man?"

Hearing this, both Rebecca and Hamster Bat cast their eyes on Constance.She was stared at by two people and one mouse, but she didn't panic at all. Instead, she showed a faint smile: "Well, there is blood and blood."

What kind of blood feud would she have at such a young age?Unless it's about family.

"..." Ye Yi returned the bag of potato chips to Constance, "What's your name?"

"Constance."

"Okay, Constance, you know, even so, I can't hand over people to you."

"I understand." Constance said, took out the potato chip bag, gave the last potato chips to the hamster bat, and then took out his mobile phone to call the police, "My father was a good law-abiding policeman until his death , I don't want to embarrass him."

The hamster bat hated Nightwing and Constance's behavior of keeping pets, but at the same time couldn't help but wiped out all the puffed food.After all, he is not like a hamster super, in the past few days as a hamster, he has not eaten properly.

Rebecca felt a little sad for no reason.She wanted to change the atmosphere, so she took out her mobile phone and said with a smile: "This is a rare opportunity, do you want to take a group photo?"

This time, Ye Yi didn't refuse to be on camera again.

So the three of them, one mouse, put their heads together in the dark alley, and took a group photo with a group of punks who were beaten and lying on the ground in a mess as the background.

Rebecca happily clicked Save and wanted to put the phone away, but someone snatched the phone the next second.

Ye Yi, who took the phone away, stuffed the phone into the pouch on his waist with a calm expression.

The hamster bat had already climbed onto his head, and he just stood against a hamster with fierce eyes, and said to Rebecca righteously: "I want to protect my identity, and the phone will be temporarily confiscated. Wait until I put After the photos are saved, I will return the phone to you. Or, do you want to get a new phone? Do you like the latest smart phone from Wayne Technology?"

Rebecca: "..."

Constance complained silently in her stomach.

Brother, your technique of picking up girls is probably not inherited from your ancestors, is it?

When the police came and handcuffed all the punks in that area, the three of them and one mouse left.Constance remembered that she had sneaked away at night, and had to go back before her sister got angry.

But now that the hamster bat's real family has been found, she can't brazenly continue to treat him as her "pet daughter".

It occurred to Rebecca that she had spent the night in the same room as Batman, and had been listening to Constance bad-mouthing him.

She has a stomachache.

And before parting, Constance was a little bit reluctant to part with her Artemis: "My dream of being a grandmother was shattered..."

Hamster Bat: "..."

give up.

Even if he doesn't leave, this dream will not come true.

Originally, Constance wanted to take Yeyi to pick up the big hamster at home.But thinking about it, she didn't know how to explain the problem of the two big hamsters to her sister, so she had to beg Ye Yi to delay for a few more days, so that her sister who just fell in love with raising little hamsters could have more fun for a few more days.

Nightwing couldn't be the master.

But the leaders of the alliance they were present had already nodded.He wasn't worried about Hamster Chao at all, after all, even if that Kryptonian turned into a hamster, he was still an invulnerable Kryptonian rat who could go to heaven and earth.

Instead of worrying about him, it's better to go back and find out the reason why they turned into hamsters for no reason, and restore them to their original state.

"Then," Constance smiled and waved to Nightwing and Bat Hamster who jumped on the roof, "it's pretty good to be an elder for a few days."

The hamster bat called the elder: "..."

Ye Yi looked away: "...puchi."

Constance smiled and rolled her eyes: "Goodbye."

The hamster bat looked at her without saying anything.

Ye Yi said for him: "Goodbye. Your taste in potato chips still needs to be improved."

"...If you have the ability to complain, then spit it out!"

"Haha no!"

Three people and one mouse, so farewell.

Constance originally wanted to send another big hamster away in the future, and her little life with her sister should be calm.

Unexpectedly, the reality surprises her.

The news that the flower-armed man was not sent to the police station was informed by Alfred after Nightwing returned to the Batcave with the hamster bat.

Hamster Bat finally returned to the Batcave where he had longed for, and finally saw Alfred.When the loyal old man saw him, he almost burst into tears: "You look so cute like this."

Hamster Bat: "..."

Ye Yi looked away: "...puchi."

Alfred obviously didn't see the dark expression on his Master's face.He energetically showed the hamster bat what he was preparing to buy when the other party was away: "Look, as soon as I knew that you had been transformed into this appearance, I immediately ordered a luxury villa from the Internet."

As he said that, he stretched out his arm and pointed to the huge luxury villa made of building blocks, "Look, this villa is still three floors, with a bathroom, dining room, bedroom, and one that can slide all the way from the third floor to The slide on the first floor."

"..."

"If slides aren't your thing, you can go on the swings once in a while."

"..."

"In addition, I have to introduce the biggest feature of this villa - the hamster wheel! You won't want to stop when you step on it, and it will definitely meet your daily fitness requirements."

"..."

Alfred is still gushing about the hamster supplies he bought.By the time he talked about the box of hamster uniforms, Ye Yi, who was on the side, had already laughed until his stomach ached.

He took a few photos of the three-story villa and the hamster wheel. Before the hamster father had time to pay attention to him, he sat on the computer swivel chair with his mobile phone, rested his long legs on the table casually, and leaned lazily on his back. on the backrest.

In fact, Red Hood also knew about Batman's disappearance, but he was busy falling in love with a female arms dealer, so Nightwing didn't call him over.

Now that the crisis is temporarily lifted, Ye Yi always wants to tell him.So the few photos I just took were quickly sent to Red Hood's mailbox.

Ye Yi imagined the scene where the other party split arms after laughing after receiving the photo, and unknowingly, he took the confiscated mobile phone into his hand.

He clicked on the photo album and looked at the top photo of three people and one mouse.In the photo, he is standing against his unhappy hamster father, with a little girl smiling brighter than scissorhands.

If it wasn't for this incident, in terms of their life trajectories, they would never have had the chance to meet, let alone squat in the alley early in the morning to eat a bag of potato chips together.

Ye Yi smiled, opened a drawer, and stuffed the phone in.It's time to buy a new phone and return it to someone later.

Thinking of this, Ye Yi straightened up and began to contact people who were proficient in magic for his alliance leader.

After being rejected by the hamster bat with a black face, Alfred sat down by his computer with an unsatisfied expression.As soon as he sat down, the computer rang. He looked at the screen while holding his reading glasses, his expression froze.

Next to him, Bat Hamster also stayed in front of his computer.His face was still dark.

He wanted to check something, but he didn't want to go to Nightwing and Alfred.In the end, he could only climb onto the keyboard, move his short limbs, and press the letters on the keyboard with a fork.

Even though Nightwing and Alfred were unreliable, his computer was as responsive as ever.The hamster bat quickly found the information he wanted.

Constable Lawrence Swan.

The cause of death was negligent injury.

The prisoner was a man named Burr.The man in the photo is indeed the man with the flower arms who was beaten up by Ye Yi to vent his anger on Constance.

The hamster bat checked the current situation of this person again, and it showed a line of words "Because of good performance, he was released a year ago."

He thought of Constance whose eyelashes had quivered last night when he mentioned his parents.

At this moment, Alfred's voice came to mind: "Master Richard, something went wrong."

Nightwing had just turned off the call with Zatanna and Martian Manhunter, and said that they would come over to help the hamster bats in a moment.Hearing this, he raised his head and asked, "What's wrong?"

"The prisoners you taught before," Alfred said, staring at the screen, "they were not sent to the police station."

"I'm not surprised at all." Saying that, Ye Yi rolled his eyes, "Ah Fu, can you catch up with them?"

"I've caught it." Alfred replied, "but there's a problem here."

He paused, then continued, "Miss Constance's older sister appeared near them for some reason."

The hamster bat was taken aback.

Looking up, he met the face of Officer Swan on the screen.

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