[Comprehensive] Cute Pet Diary

[One hundred and eighth assassination. 】

0.

Hawkeye decides to break off with Black Panther.

The length of the severance depends on when Black Panther intends to apologize to him with a cookie.

1.

The Panthers and Hawkeye probably have the shortest magic minutes in the league.

This makes everyone very unfair.

Hawkeye also felt very unfair.

Hawkeye: "Where the fuck is my affair?!"

Black Panther: "Where is Biscuit?"

Hawkeye: "Go away, don't you know we're still breaking up!"

2.

The name of the black cat was soon known to everyone.

The Winter Soldier laughed first: "His Majesty the King of Preserved Eggs? Oh, interesting."

Black Panther immediately retorted: "It's a little more interesting than your Prince, just a little bit."

Winter Soldier: "...Come on! Fight! Anyway! Lots of time!"

Black Panther: "This king will not argue with the prince."

The captain rushed forward and hugged him: "... Bucky, calm down! If you scratch the king's face, you will go to jail!"

3.

There's a lot to do to transform back into His Majesty's Black Panther, the richest country in the world.

The first one is to complete diplomatic activities with corrupt countries.This is easy to handle.Wakanda is notorious for going its own way. Regardless of the country they ignore, they have money, technology and their own beliefs. They always do whatever they want.

Black Panther remembered that when he was leaving, the mi5 officer who was in charge of his own safety smiled reluctantly.

Probably because he failed to help his country.

It is also very likely that you are mourning your hairline that has once again strategically receded.

4.

Then, the Panther bought the milk tea shop on Baker Street before leaving London.

Before leaving, he instructed: "The overall style is all based on Winnie the Pooh and Disney. Money is not a problem."

Designer: "..."

Copyright is the problem!

He doesn't want to have a lawsuit with Disney's father!

5.

Then, Black Panther went to the shelter for abandoned pets that once took him and Hawkeye, and donated a large sum of money so that the owner of the shelter could renovate the house.

Now Granny Xi Na is the only one left in that shelter, and the girl she just recruited went missing after Valentine's Day.Leave a husky skewer to eat idle food.

Granny Xi Na was very grateful to Black Panther and kept asking if there was anything she could do for him.

Black Panther thought for a while: "Then, can you give the tofu to my care temporarily? If you are worried, you can leave my contact information and let her contact me when its owner comes back... In fact, I Meet its owner."

Xi Na thought about it, Tofu would definitely be happier following this rich man than following her, and the contact information left by Black Panther was very detailed, so she agreed.

Black Panther's heart at the moment: the reunion plan passes.

6.

Then, the Panther went to the school on the north side of Baker Street.This day happened to be the day when the school held a charity sale.The specific location was in a classroom, and the chalk on the blackboard was not wiped off.

He was dressed casually and sat in the last row under the stage, sitting with a group of aunts and uncles who lived nearby.

As soon as they heard that this missionary school, formerly a children's welfare home, was going to be demolished, they all rushed to participate in the final charity sale.

Black Panther sat in the audience for most of the time without buying anything.It's not that he's stingy, but every time an auction item comes on stage, it's over before he can bid.

The enthusiasm of the crowd is really touching.

7.

At the end of the charity sale, there is a sculpture.

It is said that this sculpture was originally placed in the fountain in front of the teaching building. It is in the shape of a pigeon fluttering its wings and is gray as a whole.

Black Panther felt as if he understood something.

8.

There seemed to be a woman blowing with a smile beside her ear: "Yes, that's it, do you like it..."

He suddenly turned his head to look, but he could only see various "thank you" written on the wall behind the classroom.

The air smells of cigarettes.

Who knows who that is.

Or it could just be an illusion.

Black Panther smiled, realizing that he finally had a chance to raise his bidding card.

9.

In the end, the Black Panther returned to China and dealt with the cousin who offered a bounty on his head.Of course, it was in accordance with the will of the Panther God to start a one-on-one, and the Black Panther beat the cousin directly to plead guilty.

However, the black panther's bounty was not withdrawn from the neuropathy forum.

He has also been assassinated several times recently.

But the level is not very good, and he can't even beat his bodyguard.

Often he has not started, they have been ended.

10.

Iron Man: "Come every day, fail every day, they are not annoying, you are not annoying, we are already annoying, can I hack that website and withdraw your reward?"

Black Panther: "Thank you, but you don't have to."

The person who promised to kill him to the ends of the earth has not yet come.

11.

The assassination dedicated to Gray Pigeon began the next day.

The way this unique psychopath kills is also very different.

12.

The panther who got up early to walk tofu was shot and assassinated on the road.

The other party hid in the dark and knocked off his peaked cap with a single shot. His companion was startled, and the tofu "wowed" all morning.

13.

Panther, who was having dinner with friends at noon, drank the fingernail bomb from a coffee cup.

As his comrades spouted their drinks, he took his time and put his helmet on, sacrificing a coffee mug.

14.

The black panther, who was sleeping soundly at night, was awakened by the sudden noise from the mobile phone.

An unknown person sent him a piece of "Midnight Ring", which attracted his teammates in the base. Under their gaze, he crushed the phone expressionlessly.

15.

Iron Man complained: "Is the person who wants to kill you a professional killer or a psychopath?"

Black Panther deadpan: "both."

16.

The days of being killed by gray (shen) pigeon (jing) (bing) dark (zhuo) (nong) kicked off.

According to the statistics of many teammates in the Vengeance Alliance who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, His Majesty the Black Panther was assassinated a total of [-] times in the past six months, and none of them was repeated.

The daily pastime of the Avengers has gradually changed from "smashing New York, bombing New York, catching elves" to "smashing New York, bombing New York, and watching the black panther being secretly (zhuo) killed (nong)".

17.

Among the [-] assassinations, all kinds of bomb attacks were the most common.

Panther has made it a habit to keep his uniform with him even when he goes to the toilet, in case someone immorally blows up the toilet too.

18.

Prism Bounty Hunter Forum.

Recently, a newcomer appeared with an id called "Did you kill me today", who replied with one word every day under his post:

"No. 』

A total of [-] replies were received.

19.

As soon as this id appeared on the bounty hunter forum full of murderers, it immediately attracted great attention.

"Wow, you're so arrogant! 』

"What's the matter, I just want to die!" 』

『Is posting this kind of post in this forum provocative or provocative or provocative? 』

"Come on, report your address, let's form a team to kill you now!" 』

……

id Hello Kitty replied to id did you kill me today: "Does it count if I kill you?" 』

id Did you kill me today? Reply to id Hello Kitty: "It doesn't count. 』

id Gray Pigeon replied to id did you kill me today: "Change into clean and handsome clothes and wait, my sister will marry you." 』

id Did you kill me today? Reply to id Gray Pigeon: "..."

id Hello Kitty replied to id Gray Pigeon: "~"

id Gray Pigeon replied to id Hello Kitty: "I'll kill you/Hula dancing curly cat smiles"

20.

It is not only the black panther that has been used to being assassinated recently, but also the gray pigeon.

She stopped and went, took the mission to kill, and then would be killed by Hello Kitty from time to time.

It is really not easy for her to maintain one hundred and seven assassinations under such a difficult environment.

21.

The gray dove had just finished assassinating the panther, turned around and didn't run far before being assassinated by Hello Kitty.

However, one of these two people can move instantly, and the other can quickly recover from wounds. Their duels can usually be expressed as "you can't hit me" and "you can't kill me".

22.

Gray Pigeon was very frantic: "What are you doing?! I have found the person who offered me a bounty and killed him. Why do you insist on killing me?! Do you need money then?!"

Hello Kitty: "I want world peace more than money."

23.

Gray Pigeon: "Give me a deadline! Otherwise, I will ban your forum vest!"

Hello Kitty: "Then let's end this article until Spider-Man becomes a cute pet."

Gray Pigeon: "...huh?"

24.

On this day, the Panthers finished their daily "routine destruction of New York" with their comrades, and when they returned to the base, they received a courier.

Wearing his uniform, he opened the door to sign for the delivery.

It was a girl who came to deliver the courier.Wearing a full courier uniform, the peaked cap was pressed down very low, and the black panther was taller than her, and only the white and sharp chin under the brim of the hat could be seen.

Curly golden brown hair fell over her shoulders and fell to her chest.

Black Panther lowered his head and signed, and said, "So, what weapon did you send me this time?"

There was a crisp laugh from under the brim of the hat, and a palm/heart/thunder drawn from the bottom of the skirt hit his chest.

She smiled and said, "Me."

Black Panther also laughed: "I like this delivery."

25.

The captain came out wiping his sweat: "Why is it so noisy outside?"

The Winter Soldier took his mobile phone and sent a text message to tease his sister: "Look for yourself."

The black widow said while watching: "If there is a disagreement, the fight will start."

Iron Man tsk-tsk: "What's the start of the fight? This is showing affection."

Hawkeye shouted: "Where the fuck is my affair?!"

26.

The last fight ended with the black panther choking Gray Pigeon by the neck and pinning her to the wall.

Black Panther: "One hundred and eighth 'no' achievement achieved."

Gray Pigeon: "...today is a special day, so I won't kill you for now."

Black Panther smiled: "Is today a special day?"

Gray Pigeon: "Today is Valentine's Day in China."

27.

The black panther glanced at the gray pigeon's chest secretly: "...what are you putting on today?"

Gray Pigeon stretched out his hand and pulled it out: "Hahaha, you've seen it all—two movie tickets."

Black Panther: "...you take it, don't give it to me yet."

28.

The Avengers watched the panther leave with the girl.

Falcon: "...It's really a show of affection."

Captain: "Hey, what, I'm going out today, I won't be back..."

Winter Soldier: "I'm on a date."

Black Widow: "What a coincidence, me too."

Iron Man: "The girl is still waiting for me, let's take a step first."

Falcon: "..."

Ying burst into tears: "...Go! You all go! Don't come back!"

29.

Black Panther looked at the movie theater display board: "...this?"

Gray Pigeon was excited: "It's great, I sent you the trailer!"

Black Panther: "..."

"Midnight Ring xxx" is written on the display board

30.

They come in with everyone else.

Only then did Black Panther realize why Gray Pigeon replied under his post asking him to "change into clean and handsome clothes and wait."

Just for this moment.

31.

The movie begins.

All kinds of deaths of movie actors began.

Others screamed.

Gray Pigeon started laughing like a madman.

Panther started deadpan.

32.

When the movie ended, the gray pigeon was still in place, and the black panther removed the tissue to let her wipe away the tears from laughing.

Gray Pigeon said: "These people died. The direction of the blood spray was wrong, the degree of blood stains was not enough, and the angle of the knife cutting the meat was wrong. All kinds of things did not conform to reality."

Black Panther: "..."

Yes yes yes, you are a professional and you are right.

33.

Gray Pigeon wiped away her tears, threw a tissue to Black Panther, and was about to leave: "Then I'll see you first."

Black Panther: "...That's it? So what? After one hundred and eight assassinations?"

Gray Pigeon took it for granted: "Of course it's the [-]th after the [-]th assassination."

Black Panther: "...I really believe in your evil."

34.

The days of being killed by gray (shen) pigeon (jing) (bing) dark (zhuo) (nong) are still going on.

In the forum, the post of id did you kill me today is also continuing.

Black Panther felt that he could not get rid of this habit.

35.

Hello Kitty: "Wait a minute, don't rush to end, I have something to say!"

Say.

"When will the little spider arrive? Can I make an appointment in advance?"

Three characters and a full stop flew from the sky.

"Too lazy to write."

Hello Kitty pointed the middle finger to the sky all day long.

Ha ha.

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