[Comprehensive] Cute Pet Diary

[My Hello Kitty misses your Winnie the Pooh. 】

【Owner: Su Su (Bounty Hunter)】

Every time after the arithmetic class, the nuns and nuns in the school would always touch Rucheni's head and praise him with kindness and approval for his talent in mathematics.

But after the night of Valentine's Day, ten-year-old Rucheni thinks he still has a talent for business.

Look, he cut off the roses that his mother planted in the school's greenhouse, sold them on Valentine's night, and sold them before the dawn of the next morning, making a small profit .

Of course, the roses in the greenhouse do not belong to him, but Rucheni usually lives in the school, and he always actively helps when Mammy waters the flowers and weeds.

The school is going to be closed recently, and Mammy is busy counting the public supplies in the school, and has no time to take care of the flower garden.Rucheni felt very sorry to see the roses showing signs of withering even in the greenhouse.

It just so happened that Valentine's Day came, and he remembered that he could always see people selling flowers on Valentine's Day in the past, so he decided to cut all the flowers and sell them.

Although he didn't get Mammy's permission, Rucheni thought that he would give all the money from selling flowers to Mammy, so that she wouldn't have to worry about selling the school because she was too poor.

That way Mammy wouldn't be angry.

Thinking of this, Rucheni quickened his pace, trying to get back to the warm bedroom before the night watchman found him sneaking away at night.

Just across the street from the school gate, Rucheni saw an unexpected person.

Just by looking at the figure drawn out by Waiting, one can tell that this is a lady.She stood up straight, staring straight at the school opposite.

Rucheni was still some distance away from her, so he couldn't look straight at her face. He could only see her beautiful side face, which looked familiar.

Rucheni recalled after thinking for a while, isn't this the girlfriend of the good-hearted gentleman who bought all the remaining roses from him?

When he first saw her, he thought she was too beautiful.The good-hearted gentleman is also quite handsome. He speaks with a sexy accent that he has never heard before, and he looks cool when he just stands there without talking or smiling.

Wasn't this pretty lady with Mister Kindness on Valentine's night?

Even if Mister Kindness buys so many flowers for her, can't he be moved?

Rucheni was a little puzzled, and took a few steps closer. There were three scratches on the face of this lady who was definitely of mixed race.

He looked at the three scratches, and thought of the scratches on the back of his hand as a prank to scare the wild cats sleeping in the playground not long ago, and then recalled the pain when Mammy grabbed his hand and applied the medicine to him.

This injury is very similar to his cat scratches, and they are all three.

Mammy once said that appearance is not the most important thing for a girl, but as boys, they should cherish their appearance.

So he said a little embarrassedly: "This lady..."

The beautiful lady lowered her head when she heard the sound, she was not surprised when she saw him, she nodded with a smile: "Hi, little priest, you shouldn't be running around so late."

Rucheni felt that he couldn't help but blush again.He lowered his head even lower: "I'm not a priest...and I'm familiar with this place, so I'm not afraid of walking around at night."

Moreover, the crime rate on Baker Street has always been very low. I don’t know if it’s because the quality of the residents on the street is relatively high.

The beautiful lady's smile deepened, and she skipped the question of whether she should walk at night or not, and said in a teasing tone: "Oh? Isn't it a priest? I see you are wearing priest's clothes, and you look so delicate. I thought you were a backup priest. You know, good-looking priests are very popular."

These are just school uniforms!

Rucheni blushed from being praised, and wanted to say something, when the lady in front of him sighed and asked, "Mammy... are you okay?"

Rucheni was a little confused: "Huh? Ma'am, do you know our nanny?"

With a charming and mysterious smile on his face, Su Su reached out and touched Rucheni's head, and said something meaningful: "I want to do something for her just like you..."

like me?What do you want to do for her?

for whom?For Mammy?

Rucheni half-understood.

But at least he could understand that this lady really knew Mammy.

Su Su stared blankly at the dark school for a while, then touched the head of Rucheni who was a little uneasy: "Little priest, what's your name?"

"...Rucheni, and I'm not a priest!" Rucheni retorted with a blushing face.

Su Su felt that this little boy was a bit funny: "Why does he blush at every turn? It's so cute."

"..." Lucheni didn't want to blush at all, but he had to let his face burn a little more.

A light suddenly lit up on the dark campus. It looked like a flashlight that was about to run out of power. It floated out from the direction of the entrance of a building and approached the school gate step by step.

Rucheni found the lamp, and also saw the nun's robe fluttering around the shadow of the lamp, and immediately thought that it might be the nun who woke up to watch the night and found him not there. Her old man was worried about him and wanted to come to him. .

"I have to go back! Good night, lady!" He hurriedly finished, and ran towards the school gate, but he was a step too late, and the lamp had already floated to the gate.

Thinking of Mammy's stern expression and nagging, Rucheni frowned almost instantly.

I'm miserable... Rucheni said silently in his heart, but he could only walk obediently towards the lamp.

It's just that the closer he got to Mammy, the more strange Rucheni felt.

Why does Mammy look so tall today?

The nun's gown that usually fits well has become a little small?Look, even the boots on the feet are exposed... Wait.

Rucheni stopped abruptly and looked at the "Nurse" in horror.Mammy, she doesn't know how to wear red long johns and red boots!

"It's not red long johns, good boy." A lazy English voice with a Canadian accent sounded from under the nun's robe, "Have you ever seen such gorgeous long johns worn outside?"

Rucheni was taken aback: "...Huh?"

man? !

The person in front of him turned around and looked at Rucheni, but he was scared out of his wits.The face exposed under the turban was actually flushed!No mouth yet!

This, is this the devil that Mammy said was stealing children?But without a mouth, what could he do if he stole the child?I can't eat it!

"careful!"

Rucheni heard the voice of the lady just now, and the next second his eyes were spinning, and his head was in chaos.By the time he could see clearly, he was no longer standing at the school gate.

He looked at the street lamp on the corner, in a daze.

This lamp... is at least 20 meters away from him, right?

No matter how fast you run, you can't run that far in a second, right?

Rucheni's eyes widened.

Just now, Lu Cheni was quickly taken away by a certain distance, so that he would stay away from that crazy Su. Su glanced at him, ignored him, and spoke in a very calm voice: "Hello Kitty."

"Oh! My dear, the most beautiful and craziest woman in the world, I give you a big hello!" The person called Hello Kitty by Su Su, wearing a mask that can only see a mixture of funny and fear, made a To pounce on her and hug her gesture, "My Hello Kitty misses your Winnie the Pooh so much!"

Su Su smiled slightly, pursed her red lips, and replied in a good tone: "My Winnie the Pooh has never missed your Hello Kitty, so get out of here."

Such a pure boy as Lucheni didn't understand at all why these two adults greeted each other with such cute Winnie the Pooh and Hello Kitty.

He said: "If you miss this lady, just say you do, the red hood—"

Hello Kitty interrupted him with a whistle, and stretched out an index finger to sway left and right: "Honey, you're right in manga, don't you want the extra salary?"

Rucheni: "...huh?"

Su Su pulled Rucheni back: "Leave him alone, he's crazy."

"Oh! I'm really honored to hear you say I'm crazy." Hello Kitty said, and picked up the corner of her robe coquettishly, "And this little baby is still wandering outside at [-] o'clock in the morning. Do you want Mammy to spank you? Come on, tell Mammy, do you want Chinese cupping or Thai massage?"

"..."

Intuition tells Rucheni that as long as he does it, no matter which one is bad.

"Oh my dear Sue—"

"Shut up." Su Su interrupted him bluntly, "I don't want to hear my proud name come out of your stinky mouth."

Hello Kitty also changed her mind: "Oh, my dear Mary Sue! Hey, what's your expression? It's strange why I know this name? It's not strange, of course I do, your father's name is Jack Sue, Your name was given to you by him!"

Su Su, whose real name was called out for many years, became very unfriendly: "...Stop talking nonsense, what's the matter with you dressed up like this?"

"Of course there is something important!" Hello Kitty's tone strangely blended the two flavors of "loose" and "joyful". Lack of money?"

"It's not a little, it's very." Su Su said, when Hello Kitty threw a huge chainsaw at her by surprise, he sensitively dragged Lucheni to the side and raised his eyebrows, " What's the matter? Someone put a bounty on my head?"

Hello Kitty caressed the chainsaw in her hand pretentiously, and after stroking it, she poked it behind her back, and the huge chainsaw that had been "clicking" disappeared just like that.

Su Su couldn't help complaining: "Tinkerbell's universal pocket is on the belly, is your universal pocket on the anus?"

"Don't overestimate me so much, I have hemorrhoids again this week." Hello Kitty said, finally took off the nun's robe that was an eyesore and obstructed her, threw it aside, and pulled out the knife on her back, " In fact, I am also very poor, please donate your head for my hemorrhoids."

Su Su had only one sentence to tell him: "Get out."

Hello Kitty sighed regretfully: "Then Winnie the Pooh, Hello Kitty, I can only outsmart your head."

If you are full of hemorrhoids, there is something wrong with outsmarting it!

Just as Rucheni was about to express his complaints, his shoulders were pulled, and he felt dizzy again.He suppressed the dizziness by guessing where the next location would be. He never thought that after being dizzy, he would still be in the same place.

Su Su didn't even look at the hand on his shoulder, and almost squeezed out a sentence between his teeth: "Let go!"

The more she said that, the more presumptuously Hello Kitty hooked her shoulders: "Don't let go, once you let go, you will fly away in a 'swoosh'! Look at your eyes, of course I will know that you are in a blink of an eye. Shifting secrets! As long as it touches you - except your feet - something weighs more than your body weight, you can neither take it with you nor 'swoosh' yourself, right? I've seen it There is another book where you appeared~ I also did some hate work in order to kill you - ouch, ouch! Hey!"

The sudden sharp pain on her wrist made Hello Kitty let go of her hand subconsciously, and Su Su reacted quickly to catch the black thing that fell into her arms, and moved it away without stopping.

With his eyes closed, Rucheni felt something fluffy on his cheek rubbing against him, not like Su Su's hair.

He opened his eyes, and the cat's pupils narrowed into thin lines in the dark were staring at him.

Rucheni; "... Ms.?"

Su Su: "What's wrong?"

Rucheni: "...the cat."

Su Su narrowed his eyes with a smile: "This is my majesty the king!"

Just now, I didn’t know that the black cat jumped out of that corner and jumped on Su Su, using its teeth and nails together, biting and scratching on Hello Kitty at the same time, distracting him for a while, and Su Su There is a chance to teleport with the black cat.

The black cat opened its mouth and let out a mic.

He was accidentally turned into a cat by the evil god again, and finally found Su Su's scent to find her, but he didn't expect that scene to happen.

He knows that person.He is very similar to Su Su's bounty hunter career, he is a mercenary, and he is also a "I want money more than world peace" character.

But now it's getting fun.

He was with Su Su, and was being offered a reward, and Su Su was also being offered a reward.

If anyone is lucky enough to catch them, both bounties can be credited at the same time.

Su Su, who was rescued once, hugged the black cat's head gratefully, said "bajibaji", and printed two lipsticks on the black cat's forehead.

"Thank you, Your Majesty." She rarely said sincerely, "I lost you, but you still found me. I really like you more and more!"

"..."

I don't need you to like me, I need you to like me - another me!

At this time, Rucheni's eyes widened: "Huh? Ms., is this your cat?"

"Yeah, what's the matter? It doesn't look like it?" Sue Sue said, picking up the black cat and showing it to him. "Look, how close we are—come and kiss me."

"..."

The black cat kissed cheekily, on the cheek, the distance from which he could taste the lipstick and the width of his paw.

Rucheni was still surprised: "But listen, this cat's accent is the same as that kind gentleman who bought all my flowers... ah!"