[Comprehensive] Cute Pet Diary

[The evil deal behind a cup of milk tea. 】

【Owner: Su Su (Bounty Hunter)】

Hawkeye, who turned into a gray parrot, felt very lonely.

On such a beautiful night like Valentine's Day, he was left alone in the shelter for abandoned pets, and he could only watch the huskies rolling all over the floor.

The gray-haired shorthair cat sitting on the top of the cat climbing frame was watching him intently.He wouldn't be surprised if the piercing look in his eyes pounced on him in the next second and opened his mouth to bite his neck.

Not long after, the gray-haired cat finally couldn't bear it anymore. First, it lowered its body, its eyes were piercing, and then it charged up its strength and jumped up from the tall cat climbing frame. It aimed at the target not far from the ceiling. gray parrot on the sunbar.

He is very leisurely.Think about it, how good his eyes are, he judged the gray cat's route the moment it jumped up.

The gray parrot didn't bother to do anything to stop it, but just stretched out its left arm when the gray cat fell in front of it. The left arm blocked it, and the gray cat fell down with a meow. He ran away dingy with his tail.

Immediately, the entire second floor was filled with the unbridled "clucking" of gray parrots.

I don't know if people would think that this is a parrot calling.

Just thought the pet shelter recently adopted a chicken.It's still the kind that can lay eggs for dinner...

Watching the whole process of the gray parrot bullying the cat, the husky Chuan'er called Tofu turned over on the ground, tilted his head to look at the gray parrot on the drying rack, and stuck out a section of his red tongue.

The gray parrot looked at it and began to shake its head: "Look at the level of names your master gave you, a tofu, a preserved egg... Tsk, your master knows how to eat besides eating..."

"What right do you have to laugh at other people's ability to eat, fat man..."

Familiar voices came from outside the window, and the gray parrot watched helplessly that the man who was a difficult brother not long ago had regained his human form, wearing a black uniform that blended into the night, resisting the beautiful girl, and crawled in through the window.

A great sadness instantly annihilated him.

That's a feeling no matter how much cats bully them.

The black panther carried Su Su, who was knocked unconscious by him, on his shoulders, and searched his memory to find the shelter for abandoned pets where he stayed recently. Seeing that the light in Grandma Xi Na's room on the first floor was still off, he decided to crawl The wall went to the second floor.

With a pointed fingernail, he scratched a circle on the glass and flicked it off easily. The panther reached in with a finger and pried open the window.Before he could climb in, he heard the treacherous words of the gray parrot.

Almost vindictive, the panther spit him out.At that moment, I felt all the irritability that was forced to listen to that funny parrot after becoming a cat a few days ago was vented.

Therefore, it is very beneficial to the physical and mental health to learn from Tony and Sam to complain about Clint a lot.

T'Challa made up his mind to learn more from Natasha in the future.

"We promised to share joys and sorrows for a month, but you secretly changed back into a human form and picked up girls..."

In the dark night, the resentful voice came from the distorted throat of the parrot, not to mention how weird it was.

Black Panther desperately resisted the urge to roll his eyes, and also resisted the urge to throw away the helmet that had been stained by bullets with a strong smell of gunpowder. He said calmly, "Believe me, after you know who she is, you won't feel the same way." She'll be having a great time dating."

Which girl would strap a powerful palm/heart/thunder and magazines under her skirt!

And bras!

Damn, this woman can still hide a palm/heart/thunder that can be assembled in her bra!

He thought that the high chest was natural, but it turned out to be padded...and it wasn't padded with ordinary things!

Don't think he's overreacting.

Think about it, one day you courted a beautiful girl, and then you undressed her at the last moment of making out, shook her bra, and the palm/heart/thunder assembly fell on your lap...

If you can still be hard, you will be a ghost...

"Hehe, your expression is full of wretchedness." The gray parrot grabbed the sunbar with its paws and moved as far as possible, staring at the black panther with its small mung bean eyes, showing a satisfied expression, "I like it."

You are wretched!Your whole family is wretched!

The black panther glared at him, swallowing his complaints with difficulty in order to maintain his kingly demeanor.

He tried his best to ignore the gray parrot, and carefully placed Su Su, who was knocked unconscious by him, on the sofa covered with cat and dog hair.

Seeing those hairs whose color could not be seen clearly in the dark, the black panther suddenly remembered that tofu who saw Su Su as if seeing a ghost.

He tried to look into the corner, and as expected, he found a pair of speechless dog eyes, very pitiful.

As early as a long time ago, the black panther in the black cat state really wanted to touch the tofu and appease it.

So he squatted down, took off his helmet, and softly called Tofu over: "Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you. Don't you know me?"

As he spoke, he shook his right hand with sharp nails exposed in front of the tofu, "Is it okay to ask about the taste?"

Tofu looked at him for a long time, sniffing his nose, and finally yelled "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" and poked his head out, wanting to ask him to pet him.

The black panther was also ready, and when it came, Tofu suddenly looked like he had seen a ghost and started to have a stomachache, screamed miserably, and shrank back.

At the same time, Panther heard a "click" on the back of his head, and someone pulled the safety catch of palm/heart/lei.

Panther started to feel a headache.

"Would you believe me if I said that I didn't scratch the wound on your face?" Hei Panther raised his hands slowly and asked quietly at the same time.

"Hey, is it?" Su Su's voice full of laughter rang out in the darkness, but it was not abrupt at all, and one could easily recall her cunning way of bending her eyebrows and smiling like a fox, "I said I believe , can you believe it?"

"..."

Silence has answered everything.

"Your Majesty, good tricks." Su Su ignored the black panther's silence, and smiled, "Knocking me out in the square, you didn't take the opportunity to finish me off, but brought me back here at the risk, and then molested my dog... Very courageous."

Hei Panther just wanted to say "Thank you for the compliment", when Su Su added, "If you hand in my head, you can make a lot of money."

Black Panther was expressionless: "... I look like someone short of money?"

Su Su was rarely choked: "...I'm sorry."

Will the king of the richest country in the world be short of money?

joke……

The money he got from picking out a fingernail vibrating gold and selling it was enough for Su Su to eat and drink all over the place.

Su Su Su thought that she was so poor that even going to Baker Street to drink a cup of royal pearl milk tea from her favorite milk tea shop, she had to ask Elizabeth, the ultimate house girl, for a point card with a shy face. She wanted to cry of.

Then she really cried: "Hey... I want to drink milk tea, you give me your head so that I can buy a cup of royal pearl milk tea with unlimited refills..."

Black Panther: "..."

wait!

In your eyes, the head of the king of the richest country in the world is worth a cup of milk tea? !

You seem to be making him laugh.

"Put down the gun, and I'll treat you to milk tea at dawn tomorrow." The panther said seriously.

Su Su: "Do you think I'm the kind of woman who can be moved by a cup of milk tea?"

Black Panther continued calmly: "Go drink all night, unlimited refills."

"..." Su Su's crying had an obvious pause, "Do you think I'm the kind of woman who can be moved by milk tea that can be drunk all night?"

Black Panther continued: "If you agree, then the store will be decorated according to the theme of Winnie the Pooh and his friends tomorrow, and it will be yours after the decoration."

"...Deal." Su Su finally couldn't resist the temptation of Winnie the Pooh paired with milk tea, and the muzzle of the gun on the back of the panther's head was quickly withdrawn.

For this dark transaction—a transaction in the dark—the gray parrots who watched the whole process were dumbfounded.

He really didn't know whether to complain about His Majesty's posture in picking up girls, or about the girl who was moved by milk tea.

Wait, let him complain about why this beautiful mixed-race girl pulled out a palm/heart/thunder from the bottom of her skirt? !

Girl, is your master actually the Black Widow? !

so fierce...

The gray parrot felt that he was about to shed his hair in depression: "Your Majesty, where did you get the money..."

The panther turned around, without even looking at him, just staring at Su Su who was hugging his chest because he lost his palm/heart/thunder pad: "I called before I came back."

After a pause, he added, "It's in the phone booth on the corner outside this building."

"...do you have money for coins?" the gray parrot asked again.

"...I touched the money from her and put in coins." Hei Bao replied honestly.

"..." Now even the gray parrot had nothing to say.

The sound of "click" sounded again, and as no surprise, Su Su raised his palm/heart/lei again, and said in a cold tone, "Return the money to me!"

"...Okay, then not only the Winnie the Pooh theme, but also the Disney theme." Black Panther replied calmly.

"That's a good relationship." Su Su put the gun away again.

Gray Parrot: "..."

When Su Su implied that His Majesty's head was only worth a cup of milk tea, the gray parrot wanted to laugh at him.But it hadn't been long before Su Su cared more about being touched by a coin than whether he was touched by the black panther in a coma.

The gray parrot thinks that either he is stupid or the world is stupid.

The gray parrot swayed sadly on the pole, while the two people standing on the floor were already discussing how to get to the milk tea shop.

Black Panther said: "Aren't you able to teleport? Can't you just grab my hand and teleport over with '咻一咻'?"

Su Su Yangtian slapped haha: "Will I give you a chance to see through me?"

Black Panther doubted: "Actually, your teleportation also has a soft spot, right?"

Su Su: "No! My teleportation is perfect!"

Black Panther muses: "Oh, it's perfect..."

——There is nothing perfect in this world.