[Comprehensive] Cute Pet Diary

[Think of you as a priceless roommate. 】

【Owner: Jasmine Amber (forensic doctor) / Elizabeth Ledford (house female anchor)】

Bump, bump, bump, the car went very slowly.The road outside the car window was also full of all kinds of cars, walking slowly, apparently in a traffic jam.

After waking up, Jasmine looked at the three unknown people in front of her, and immediately realized that she had been kidnapped.

These three strange men were uniformly dressed in black suits, their faces were expressionless and airy, and they looked like they were doing no good, just like the kidnapping plots that Jasmine usually saw in TV dramas and movies.

Ah, look at this gentleman beside him, there is a little bulge in his trouser pocket, he should have a gun.The jacket on the side of the body was propped up a bit, and it was small and boxy, probably a handle of a knife, maybe a knife pinned to the belt or something like that.

Ah, look at the gentleman driving in front again, the bicep muscle on the left upper arm is very full and strong, and it must be very powerful when hitting someone.However, the unnaturalness of the elbow joint can be seen through the clothes. It must have been a severe blow to the hand not long ago, and there was also an injury.If you can cut it open with a knife and look carefully, you can accurately grasp which bone joint is the problem...

Think super exciting.

It wasn't until Jasmine thought about it that something was wrong.

... Such a dangerous thing happened to her, and she was still emotionally excited, and she could calmly use forensic knowledge to analyze that the criminal had broken bones.

Maybe it's because she was kidnapped right under the eyes of Sherlock and Elizabeth.

After getting along with abnormal people for a long time, she has become abnormal... When did she start to have such a big heart?

Jasmine thought about it carefully.

It seems that from the moment she got to know Sherlock, her fear of criminals involuntarily lessened.After all, Sherlock can not only solve the case quickly and accurately, but also despise the criminal's IQ from the beginning to the end after solving the case, so that she subtly thinks that "criminals usually have low IQ".

And it seems that from the beginning of knowing Elizabeth, her ability to quickly and calmly face emergencies has been involuntarily enhanced.After all, Elizabeth is not only disabled at the ninth level of land life, but also messes with moths at home all day when she goes to work, which makes her worry about going to work every day, fearing that one day Elizabeth will accidentally die at home, and she have no idea.

Jasmine buried her head deeply.

What the hell did she do? Knowing a Sherlock who was despised, ignored and ignored was not enough, and she had to live with Elizabeth in all kinds of stimulation, and lived for so many years...

Looking back on the past, it was really painful, just ignore what the robbers planned to ask for after tying her up, just let the robbers tear up her ticket and forget it, I don't want to go back and suffer torture...

Jasmine paralyzed...

The driver of the car glanced at Jasmine who had slumped into the seat from the rearview mirror strangely, and quickly communicated with his accomplice in German: "What's wrong with this woman?"

The other two couldn't help but glanced at Jasmine from the corner of their eyes, and the colleague shook his head: "It seems that the brain is not normal."

It's fine if you don't show nervousness, but what does it mean to be completely paralyzed on the back seat?

"It's probably right to be abnormal," said the person sitting on Jasmine's right. "After all, he's Gray Pigeon's partner. Abnormal is too normal."

"Yes, it should be abnormal. It is normal to be abnormal. This shows that we have not arrested the wrong person." The other two nodded in agreement.

Jasmine: "..."

Do you think she won't understand if you switch to German and speak ill of her in front of her?You underestimated her!

Although he is only a small forensic doctor, he is still a forensic doctor at St. Bartholomew's Hospital!

Jasmine didn't know who the gray pigeon they were talking about was, but she was suffocated by this group of anger.But she didn't say anything.

She dared not express her opinion.

These three people neither covered her face nor covered their own, obviously not afraid of being seen by her. This shows that they are not kidnappers with ulterior motives, even if Jasmine knew their faces, they would not have a chance I described it to others—how can a dead person open his mouth to describe it?

The person sitting on her left yelled impatiently: "Why are you driving so slowly! Is there another traffic jam? Get out!"

The driver also yelled: "Are you blind! We are squeezed inside, how can we get out!"

The person on the left muttered impatiently: "God damn London! There are red lights all the way! Are these British guys red and green blind!"

The person on the right was calmer, but his words made Jasmine feel that this person was not very calm: "Speed ​​up, hit a road and get out."

Driver: "...I just painted it!"

The person on the left: "...Damn it, he just borrowed my money to paint it!"

Jasmine: "..." At first glance, it was not a serious kidnapper.

The tone of the person on the right is still calm: "Come out, we can't stay in the same place for too long, or we will be locked by the gray pigeon." Normal people, if they can't use her partner to lure her to the base to kill her, they will be played to death by her first."

"..."

The driver's face became serious, and he no longer cared about the car paint. He stepped on the accelerator and was about to hit the rear of the car in front.

Jasmine closed her eyes subconsciously, clasped her hands together, and said silently in her heart: Help...

Four small windows run simultaneously on the screen.

Elizabeth pointed to one of them: "Is this the car?"

John looked carefully: "No, the silhouette is more aggressive."

"Then this one?"

"That's a dark blue car, right? The one that robbed Jasmine was a black car."

Elizabeth desperately held back her anger and pointed to the next screen: "What about this one?"

John paused, and asked Elizabeth to zoom in on the picture.Elizabeth tapped on the keyboard, and the small screen immediately zoomed in. John looked at it and exclaimed, "That's the car! Look at the new wax!"

Elizabeth glared at him, then quickly turned off the other small screens, leaving only this one: "It's you... Come, come, let my sister follow you..."

As he said that, John saw a small black box pop up, and Elizabeth entered a string of codes that ordinary humans could not understand, and then pressed the Enter key.

Ordinary humans wonder: "What did you do?"

Elizabeth was too busy to look at him: "I'm using the ifi contacts near them to mobilize the surveillance probes along the way, and all of them turned their heads to stare at this car! Let's see where they can take my precious Jasmine!"

John: "..."

A person who is not happy uses a surveillance probe to monitor the whole process, this style is very familiar...

John lowered his head involuntarily, and had a look at the curly ball that was pressing on Elizabeth's head at this moment. Before he could react to the familiarity of those green eyes, he turned his eyes away.

Are you still being disliked?John scratched his head with a wry smile: "I can't help here, I'd better contact Lestrade, I don't know if he has notified the relevant personnel."

Lestrade was miserable too, he had just left the funeral, so he was going to be mobilized by them.But it was convenient to have him call the police at Scotland Yard.

Before the call got through, Elizabeth suddenly covered her left eye.John thought it was the previous blow that affected her eyesight, so he hurried over to check on her, but Elizabeth waved her hand away: "Don't move, I'm synchronizing my vision."

Listening to the word "synchronized vision", John felt that it was a special second grade: "What do you say you are doing???"

Elizabeth didn't care about him, and after the corners of her mouth suddenly curled up coldly, she murmured: "The moth you made for me, I'll let you end it! You bastard!"

As she said that, Elizabeth disconnected the laptop's network, shut it down quickly, closed the laptop, stuffed it into her backpack, stood up and walked out of the church.

John was at a loss: "What's the matter? Don't follow up?"

"I found someone to help me track it down," Elizabeth said, her eyes still closed, and she kept on stepping, "Leave it to her. The police/police are unreliable. I suggest you tell the police officer to leave him alone. "

John: "...So? What do we do now?"

Elizabeth turned her head and smiled at him: "When I was tracking someone just now, I borrowed someone's background to use it, and now the other party's programmer came back, so I quickly disconnected the Internet."

John: "...so?"

"So, the agents of the other side are probably on their way to chase us."

"……so?"

"So," Elizabeth smiled and showed her white teeth, "Run!" After speaking, Elizabeth ran away, even bringing up dust all over the ground.

John: "..." Confused.jpg

He stood in the dust and watched Elizabeth run away, and the curly ball lying on her head looked back at him.John couldn't tell whether it was sympathy or contempt in that look.

It wasn't until her figure disappeared before his eyes, and Mycroft with a livid face appeared and stood in front of him, that John finally understood what happened behind "so".

John wanted to curse.

...Fuck it, I was tricked.

Elizabeth ran all the way with only one eye open, throwing away all the nerdy qualities.For a moment, she was able to participate in the darkest Olympic Games in history.

When she was tired from running and stopped for a while to rest, Curly Meow slid off her head and stood on her shoulder.

Elizabeth was panting like a dog, and regained all her nerdy qualities, almost paralyzed on the street.Fortunately, Juan Miao's behavior reminded her and gave her some motivation.

"...Why are you still here?" She said in surprise.

Curly Meow gave her a blank look.Where else could he be?Want to throw him off halfway?Innocent!childish!

In order to fix himself on her head, he scratched a lot of her hair with his sharp claws.If you are so fierce to him, don't remind her of this.

Curly Meow was full of questions and wanted to grab her to finish asking.

He was curious, why did Elizabeth close one eye, and what did the phrase "synchronized vision" mean?

Elizabeth, who was so tired, noticed that Curly Meow was looking at her face, or her left eye: "What's the matter, big detective, are you curious?"

Curly Meow didn't make a sound.

"This is my exclusive secret technique, and I won't pass it on to the outside world." Elizabeth covered her eyes and smiled triumphantly, "Even if I pass it on to you, you won't be able to use it." After speaking, Elizabeth opened her eyes.

For a moment, Juan Miao felt that the eyes he saw were not hers, but someone else's.

Elizabeth's black eyes were like translucent glass beads, but her left eye was obviously a little brown at this time, less Elizabeth's unique stupidity, and a little more shrewd.

One eye changed, what a magical thing.

Before changing it, Juan Miao simply dismissed it.But now, his transformation from a human to a cat is magical enough.

If he had to speculate boldly—he hated to use the word—Curly Meow believed that Elizabeth used this eye to connect to someone else's.

However, those were obviously not Jasmine's eyes, so whose eyes did she connect to?

Curly Meow was in deep thought, until Elizabeth, who closed her left eye again, hugged her into her arms angrily, before regaining her senses.

Seeing Elizabeth's tricky appearance, he felt that he didn't have to worry about Jasmine's affairs.

Elizabeth rubbed her chin, looked at Jumiao, and said thoughtfully: "Hey hey... You can still follow me, if the people from mi5 catch up later, I will be the first to throw you out, delaying the enemy .”

Curly Meow: "..."

Hehe, look back, it's already too late.

Suddenly a hard object was poked on the back, and Elizabeth froze all over.This feeling, she is being held by a gun.

Elizabeth raised her hand and surrendered in a second: "Sir, I am a very good person. I have never done anything bad except luring viewers to buy support tickets for my live broadcast room. I paid taxes on time and voted. But Brexit really has nothing to do with me. thing!"

She finished this sentence in one breath, and said it very smoothly, as if she had rehearsed it countless times, which directly made the people behind her speechless.

The person behind him asked slowly, "Isn't it a bad thing to hack our database?"

Elizabeth: "Look at what you said, I just saw a little girl without clothes and wanted to scare her. The world is dangerous, so don't run around naked in the future!"

Mycroft: "...shit."

Curly Meow jumped off Elizabeth's shoulders, took small steps in front of her, and then turned her head to look at Mycroft behind her with a blank expression.

The latter raised one hand against Elizabeth, and at the same time gave Juan Miao a look: "Hey, my disobedient brother, becoming a cat is very suitable for you."

Curly Meow: "..."

Mycroft, come here, I will manually add a buff to your brain gate, absolutely painless.

Elizabeth heard something was wrong: "Wait, brother? Sir, your brother is..."

She pauses, debating whether to use "my cat" or "big detective."

"Yes, this is indeed my disobedient brother," Mycroft said, calling out to Curly Cat, but instead of responding, the other party gave him a fierce look, and Mycroft said, "Look Well, very disobedient."

"..."

Elizabeth was silent for a long time, but Mycroft asked with great interest: "Who are you? Isn't it the first time we hacked our database?"

"...Do you know that there is a live broadcast room called 'Titania's live broadcast room'? I am the female anchor."

Mycroft: "I know, you are raising my younger brother, so I naturally have to investigate you, but I didn't expect you to be a person who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger. With the firewall in place, our database still looks like . . . Well, naked little girl, fine, fine."

Elizabeth sincerely suggested: "Sir, you can fire your programmer, it's just scum."

"I fired him...will you come on top?"

"...I'll go, dig a hole and wait for me here!"

Mycroft put away his smile, and said solemnly: "I'm serious, as long as you are willing to come, I will never care about this small mistake you made for your roommate today in a fit of anger."

"...Let me think about it."

"Oh, then I'll just wait for your result." He said, and Elizabeth felt the gun on her back thrust forward.

Elizabeth: "...you won."

Mycroft smiled: "It's easy to say, easy to say."

Only when the gun on her back disappeared did Elizabeth dare to stare at Curly Meow, who was watching them coming and going, yawning from boredom, and then turned around to take a good look at the person who threatened her.

I don’t know, I’m scared.

The man was not carrying a gun.

Elizabeth: "...are you going to scare me with a broken umbrella!"

Mycroft smiled. "It works, doesn't it?"

Elizabeth squinted at Curly Meow: "Oh, very good, very good, if there is such a shameless brother, there must be an equally shameless brother."

Curly Meow stared back innocently.

He won't blame Mycroft, thank you.

Mycroft looked at his watch and hung the umbrella on his arm: "It's about time, the foreign aid you're looking for should be able to rescue Miss Amber, right?"

She was able to say that without even asking who the foreign aid she was looking for was.It seems that he knows a lot.

Elizabeth squinted her eyes: "Well... Jasmine is back, and she's at the church. I'm going to see her!" After saying that, Elizabeth ran away.

As he ran past Mycroft, he grabbed his wrist suddenly.Elizabeth looked at him in shock: "What are you doing? Didn't I promise you?"

Mycroft continued to smile gracefully: "I don't believe you, please allow my subordinates to go back with you."

Elizabeth: "What if I don't agree!"

The tip of the umbrella was aimed at her eyes immediately, and Mycroft calmly said, "I have no choice but to destroy your precious eyes."

"...This is an umbrella. If you want to poke me blind, I can hide."

"This is not an ordinary umbrella, what kind of structure will it have inside... I believe you have seen the James Bond series of movies?"

Elizabeth: "... Baldy, you win."

Seeing Elizabeth who was running towards her, Jasmine was a little dazed.She hasn't digested what just happened.

Just now she was still sitting in the speeding car, when she vaguely heard a woman smiling and saying to her, "Low your head."

After Jasmine lowered her head subconsciously, the driver suddenly let out a scream, and the car that was driving steadily became distorted in an instant, as if it might crash or roll over at any time.

She was so frightened that she hugged her head quickly, but the doors on both sides of her body were opened while driving.The people on both sides were immediately taken away by the airflow outside the car, and she was blown by the wind, and the woman spoke again: "How much do you weigh?"

Jasmine really couldn't think of who would ask such a question at such a critical moment.But she answered anyway.Then the woman laughed: "What a coincidence, it's a little lighter than me."

Is this something you should worry about at a time like this? !

Jasmine couldn't help asking her, but she felt a smoke-smelling embrace covering her. She seemed to be hugged tightly, and the next second, she opened her eyes and saw the church before she was kidnapped. .

Instant, instant movement? !

"Tell the roommate who regards you as a priceless treasure for me," the woman holding her breathed softly in her ear, "I'm sorry for leading the trouble to you. But now the two are settled..."

"Even if she loves you very much, I will always love her."

A gentle hand touched Jasmine's head, and Jasmine felt her feet touch the ground. After standing still, the woman who was clinging to her disappeared.

She was only left with the smell of cigarettes all over her body, and the inexplicable words left in her mind.

At this time, her dear roommate appeared.

Elizabeth ran over quickly, without stopping, directly rushed in front of Jasmine, and threw her into her arms.

"Jasmine dear!" Elizabeth pressed her face tightly, her cool glasses frame was a little bit flustered, "It's all my fault! Are you okay?"

Why is it your fault?

Jasmine seemed to understand a little bit.The kidnapper wanted some gray pigeon's partner, but she didn't know any gray pigeon.

So who is their desired target?

Jasmine looked thoughtfully at the eye-eyed girl who was holding her tightly in her arms.She asked, "Sissy, what am I to you?"

"……Why do you ask?"

The words of the woman who saved her came to Jasmine's mind: "...a roommate who regards you as a priceless treasure..."

"No, it's nothing..." Jasmine didn't ask any more questions, but instead hugged Elizabeth back, "I just feel like I just f5'd my worldview."

"Isn't that my line?"

"Borrow it, don't mind."

"I don't mind, I don't mind, after all, I will be yours!"

"...I don't mind that."

In the distance, the pair of women embracing each other was reflected in the green eyes, and a soft snort came from the pink and tender cat's nose below.

Standing aside with an umbrella in his hand, Mycroft, who was leaning against the wall, smiled: "Now, are you relieved?"

Hearing this, Juan Miao looked at him silently.

"Okay, after being a cat for so long, you should go with me, I found a way to change you back," Mycroft said, "If you don't want to change back, I can understand. "

Ignoring him, Curly Miao raised her fluffy paws and walked out on catwalks.

Mycroft also looked at Elizabeth and Jasmine from a distance, and smiled as he followed his younger brother who had turned into a cat.

"Your steps like this are really small, so interesting..."

I don't find it funny.

"Do you want me to carry you away? You know, since you are sensible, you are not willing to let me hold you. "

Get out.

"Tsk, why do you have to be so arrogant? My brother is so sad."

Go away you!

Extra volume: Big horned deer