Feng Jiu at the gate of the Hell Reception Center waved vigorously at the ghost lamp.When her back was gone, she dragged Zhishui into the guest house.
The accommodation had already been arranged, and the kind-hearted old lady who looked like a ghost led them upstairs to rest, and left the two of them in the room after introducing them to the locations of various utensils.
"It's still hard to have a sense of reality, hell or something... Are we really standing in hell?"
Feng Jiu yawned, obviously tired from the Obon Festival. "You even met the second in command of hell just now."
"Didn't you say you want to find Hashirama and the others?"
"I'm really sleepy, and today the Obon Festival Ghost Lantern may have to catch until night, let's take a rest for a day, let's talk tomorrow if we have something to do, we can't keep what we should run, we can't run what we shouldn't, Don't worry."
Feng Jiu yawned one after another, looking terribly sleepy.
"I'm going to wash up first, I'm so sleepy, I can't do it~"
"Then I'll spread the quilt for you, you go first."
"Well, thank you ah..."
Stretching her waist vigorously, Feng Jiu staggered to wash up.
"If you should run, you can't keep it, if you shouldn't run, you can't run..."
Early the next morning, after simply having breakfast, the two of them followed a ghost girl with glasses on both corners to find the ghost lamp.
After finding out that neither Hashirama nor Tobima had been reincarnated, they first went to the gardening department where Hashirama worked to say hello.
"Yo! Hashirama!" Feng Jiu could tell from a distance that the black man in front was Qianshouzhuma.
The horticultural department is quite close to the Santu River, and he was looking at the opposite side of the Santu River, holding a stone in his hand.
"Marysu?" Hashirama carefully looked at the two of them with a particularly surprised look, and suddenly felt relieved when he found that they were still alive, and said with a smile, "Why did you come here?"
"Come and see you, wasn't it the Obon Festival yesterday? We arrived yesterday."
"Aha, you couldn't see me yesterday, I went to see Xiaogang!" Hashirama said with a gratified expression on his face, "Xiaogang really deserves to be my granddaughter, and it really passed on to me hahaha!"
Inherited to what?Is it hopelessly bad luck?Also, I really can't imagine what it would be like for you to ride an eggplant, just think about it, it's so magical...
The speechless Feng Jiu explained the name change to him and asked him what he was doing here.
"Madara is on the opposite side!" Hashirama pointed to the other side of the river excitedly, "Look, look!"
"...Oh, we saw him when we came."
"Blade refused to come over, and I couldn't go to the other side of the river. I could only ask him to come here, but he refused. I thought he would go to reincarnate without looking back, just like Fuyue who came some time ago It's the same as Mikoto." Senju Hashirama complained, "I can't come across the river, I really don't look like him."
"Master Fuyue and Aunt Mikoto?" Shisui asked Zhujian, "Are they gone?"
"Yes, a large number of Uchihas came a few days ago, some reincarnated, and some stayed. They added a lot of labor to hell. But Shisui, you call Mikoto auntie?"
Feng Jiu can only explain to him again the problem of two people traveling through time.
"So that's how it is! That Fugaku is the head of the Uchiha clan of this generation. Although the whole clan is almost dead, he and his wife left without nostalgia."
"...You already know the reason why Uchiha was exterminated, don't you?"
"Well, it must be Konohashita's hand." Hashirama's expression became serious, but his expression was inevitably a little ashamed when facing Shisui, and it was the same when facing Fuyue. "It was decided by a few people in Tomona's class...I talked with Tomona..."
His expression became very scary for a moment, but he immediately scratched his head and returned to his smirk. "Anyway, we're already dead now, so it's useless to dwell on this kind of thing. It can only show that there were some failures in the past, hahaha."
"No, please don't say that, Master Hokage." Shisui looked at Hashirama very sincerely, "Where there is light, there must be darkness, and where there is right, there must be error. You have already taken the first step of change, although It may not be so perfect, but the future is left to the younger generations! You don't need to feel sad about it."
"...Thank you, Shisui." Hashirama raised his head with a smile again, "But you, you, and I are so used to what you said suddenly! It's obviously a friend!"
"Well, I just want to comfort you." Shisui smiled at Hashirama who suddenly became depressed because of his words, and then he added, "But I really think so, Hashirama."
Hashirama, who suddenly got rid of the shadow of the black line, hugged Shishui and patted him on the back vigorously.That hahahaha laughter lingered in Zhishui's ears like 360-degree surround sound, it was magical.Zhishui could only forcefully push the gap between the pillars.
As expected of Qianshou, his strength is really great.The two slaps just now made his back hurt.
Didn't he mean it?Zhishui thought.
☆, Senshouzhujian and Snapdragon
Realizing that Senshou Hashirama might be a natural black, Shisui no longer provoked him, after all, he really couldn't beat Hashirama.
Seeing Hashirama shouting by the river for a long time, Uchiha Madara didn't respond to anyone on the other side. In the end, he could only throw the stone in his hand by floating it.
The water of the Santu River may only affect the soul. It is like an ordinary river for things like stones, so the stones flew over normally.
The words were engraved on the stone, but it was hidden between the pillars so that the water could not see clearly.He only saw Uchiha Madara on the other side picked up the stone and turned away, and Hashirama waved his hands foolishly to say goodbye to Madara.
Although Uchiha Madara ignored him at all.
Seeing that he was finally able to work hard in his position—that is, Hashirama, who gave birth to various rare plants, Shisui finally felt relieved.
Even in hell, it is impossible for him to stand by the river and shout to Uchiha on the opposite bank every day like Wang Fushi. After all, he is still quite quick at work.
Seeing that he was busy, Zhishui and Fengjiu followed the tour guide's two-cornered girl to other places.Ghost Lantern sent someone to tell them that they would be treated to snapdragon sashimi in the evening, so the two of them planned to take a good look around hell before dinner.
After all, there are still very few living people coming to this kind of place, right?
Before leaving, Feng Jiu asked Hashirama about the location of Feijian, and he said that Feijian worked in the Science and Technology Department.
It's really a suitable position for Tomona, and it sounds like a perfect fit.
They asked the tour guide to take them to the Ministry of Science and Technology, and the two finally saw Qianshou Feijian in a white coat in the hinterland of hell.
The white coat and the white hair and red eyes match unexpectedly.
Although Fengjiu thinks that a pair of glasses might fit the image better, but Feima is not short-sighted at all.
He has good eyesight.
With a pen in his chest pocket, he looked extremely relaxed while discussing with other researchers in front of an unknown machine.
Of course it's not about his expression, it's about his mental state.
Although he sometimes argues with others because of research, he enjoys this kind of life throughout his life.
If Togama hadn't been born into a ninja family, he might have made a great researcher.He was not given such an opportunity during his life, but he got it after his death.
Seeing that the discussion between Feijian and the people around him came to an end, the two of them came together to call Feijian's name.
"The door!"
Suddenly, he heard a familiar voice, and he still hesitated.After all, it's been so long that he can't remember clearly.But when he turned his head to look, he saw his two friends standing at the door.
"Zhishui, Marysu!" He walked over immediately, "Who are you? Huh? Living soul?"
As expected, they were ninjas with super perception during their lifetime. As soon as they met, they immediately discovered the fact that they were still alive.He told Feijian the reason for traveling through time again. Fengjiu and Zhishui had already told the same story three times.
Let's hope I don't need to say more.
"So you are here to see us?" Tobuma's always serious expression couldn't help but soften a little.
"Yeah!" Feng Jiu immediately rushed forward and hugged Feijian, "Since I heard that you died after a broken back, I have been very worried about you, Feijian! I am really worried that you have been tricked! "
"Hey! Are you underestimating me?" Fei Jian frowned and pushed Feng Jiu away, "Stand still."
"Well, to be honest, I always thought that although you have a smart face, your understanding of the twists and turns between people is not as good as your brother." Feng Jiu actually admitted directly.
"I am indeed not as good as my brother, but only in terms of force, other things are impossible."
"Then let me give you an example. Your elder brother found a beautiful wife, and you are not bad looking. Why are you single until your death?" Feng Jiu stabbed Feijian without hesitation.
"..."
"Hmph, don't make excuses if you don't have enough emotional intelligence. You've done a good job at this. How about it? Are there any girls you like now? There are a lot of cute girls in hell!"
"..." Feijian coughed, and said seriously, "I'm working on my research now, so even if I date a girl, it's hard to spare time to be together. So I haven't considered these yet."
"There are quite a few girls in the research institute." Feng Jiu stabbed him again. "Isn't it because no one hooked you up?"
"..." Tobima obviously didn't want to talk to her anymore, so he started to change the subject. "You said that you came here to have an acquaintance, who is the acquaintance?"
"Ghost Lantern-san, I had some contact with him before." Feng Jiu decided not to tease Feijian anymore, and if she teased again, she might be blown up.Although she hadn't seen what it looked like to have hair blown out, but enough was enough.
"Is it the first assistant officer?" Tomona looked at Feng Jiu with rather incomprehensible eyes, maybe in his eyes, it was really shocking that Feng Jiu, an off-line and unreliable guy, knew the second in command (first in command) in hell. He couldn't believe it.
"Hey, hey, you actually look at me like this! Do you know why you can't find a girl? That's why! Don't roll your eyes!"
Qianshou Feijian pretended not to hear.
"Hmph, let's continue your great research career! A single science dog can only rely on his right hand. Zhishui, let's go!"
Seeing Feng Jiu angrily dragging Zhishui away, Fei Jian sighed and continued to do his own research.
They didn't even ask about Uchiha being exterminated.
Does this count as being considerate to an old friend?
Although she walked out of the gate of the Science and Technology Research Institute, Feng Jiu was not as angry as she showed.
Originally, she wanted to ask Tobuma why she chose to isolate Uchiha in that way, but when she really faced Tobuma, she couldn't ask such a question.
Although it is not an aboveboard method, it is very effective, and of course it is very easy for people with discerning eyes to see it.
Tokaima may not have a high EQ, but IQ is absolutely fine.The kind where one person can beat a group.
So why did you choose to take revenge on Uchiha in this way?
Between the doors.
Shaking his head, he threw out all the questions.This time I brought Zhishui to see acquaintances and catch up with new ones. Since I have arrived in hell, I should have a good time to play. Why do I want to do so many messy things?
Anyway, people are dead and things have already happened, so don't ask why.
He talked to Zhishui about how delicious the snapdragon sashimi that the ghost lamp entertained her when he came here before, and described the appearance of snapdragon grass to Zhishui.
I really can't imagine what kind of existence is the snapdragon that is obviously a plant but has the body of an animal. Feng Jiu can only take Zhishui to the snapdragon field to have a look.
"That's the sweetheart of Ghost Lamp, don't touch it casually! You might die!" Ajiu warned Zhishui nervously, with a disfigured look on her face, it was inevitable to wonder if she had been treated in some way. It left such a deep psychological shadow.
"Remember, cover your ears when I remind you. Otherwise, you will be at your own risk." Feng Jiu looked mysterious.
Going around a section of the wall, the backside is the somewhat scary snapdragon field described by Feng Jiu.
When Zhishui really saw countless goldfish growing on the calyx and swaying in the wind, he was still stunned.
With that unrepentant look and dull fish face, Zhishui finds it hard to believe that this is the love of that serious one-horned ghost ghost lamp.
"This..." Just when Zhishui was speechless, Feng Jiu quickly motioned him to cover his ears.
Shishui, who covered his ears smoothly, did not hear the scream of the snapdragon that could turn people into a cry, and that terrifying scream even turned into a materialized black stripe.
From this, one can imagine how terrifying this scream must be. Zhishui can only be thankful that he moved quickly.
But fate didn't let Shishui go easily, the second wave of screams suddenly sounded, and even Feng Jiu couldn't react and was directly attacked.
Zhishui, who was about to be driven mad by the screams of a group of snapdragons, finally realized the horror of snapdragons.
Now, he has begun to look forward to the taste of snapdragon on the dinner table at night.
If this kind of thing doesn't taste good, its existence has no meaning at all!
It sounds a bit like what Ajiu would say, but Shishui really thinks so at this moment.
It was finally time for dinner.
Since this was an unofficial visit, King Yan Mo was not alarmed. (He really wanted to come but was beaten by a ghost lamp and a mace to approve official documents)
Looking at the huge snapdragon brought up by the ghost lamp, the snapdragon that was still struggling to breathe is no longer just an expression of reluctance to die!
With the flash of the knife, the fish meat neatly divided into three by the ghost lamp shone with a shiny oily light.The white fish looked extremely fresh, and Feng Jiu, who had already tasted that taste, was almost drooling.
The production steps are as smooth and flowing as the Chinese masters, and the sushi and sashimi are exquisitely arranged to resemble works of art.
The two of them stuffed the sushi into their mouths without wasting any time, and as they sighed in satisfaction, their whole bodies shone with golden light.
That look as if immersed in a happy paradise must have satisfied Ghost Lamp. (Although he prefers to describe it like being immersed in Avici Hell) This night, the two of them ate up a huge snapdragon that could fill a table. (Feng Jiu main force)
Promising Ghost Lantern to bring him the seeds of the cursed tree that he wanted for a long time next time, Feng Jiu hiccupped and held her round belly as if it was eight months pregnant, picking her teeth while being helped back to the guest house by Shishui.
Ah, I must eat snapdragon again next time I come!
The author has something to say: Thanks to the three little angels for the nutrient solution!Cranberry white chocolate looks so delicious, how is it broken?And Fujiko and Kiyo, thank you!
读者“蔓越莓白巧克力”,灌溉营养液+12017-04-1511:12:43
读者“藤子”,灌溉营养液+12017-04-1319:21:16
读者“阿清”,灌溉营养液+22017-04-1317:43:04
读者“藤子”,灌溉营养液+12017-04-1309:06:30
☆, Bai Ze and Jin Dan
After visiting the eight hells, Zhishui was an eye-opener.As for the Eight Cold Hells, because it was too cold, Feng Jiu insisted on not going, so they gave up the rest of the itinerary.
Visiting along the way, I realized that even hell has begun to follow the trend to update the torture tools and punishment methods, and the idea of stopping water has really changed a lot.Before, he always thought that a place like Hell must be a fairly traditional management method, but he didn't expect that it was no different from the operation of some chambers of commerce.
Because the visit schedule was empty, Ghost Lantern asked Ajiu if she would like to visit Bai Ze in Taoyuan Township. Although Ajiu's expression was obviously refusal, she agreed after careful consideration.
"Ah, he and I don't get along very well. Maybe Bai Ze was sent here to be in charge of bilateral trade because he didn't quite adapt to the matriarchal society?" Feng Jiu picked his nose, "Obviously he's a divine beast, but generally he doesn't It’s really a failure of beast life.” (It’s definitely not because he betrayed information about monsters to the Yellow Emperor! Although his abstract paintings made everyone so ugly that they couldn’t tell them apart, it didn’t cause too much trouble. Impact)
Zhishui is also very curious about what kind of image the mythical beast evaluated by Ajiu looks like, and Taoyuan Township is located in the Kingdom of Heaven, and it is one of the important scenic spots in the Kingdom of Heaven.Having been to hell, it is only natural to be curious about heaven.
"The peaches there are delicious! There are soft and crunchy ones, and no matter what kind of peaches are sweet, let's have a peach buffet!"
Is it really okay to go to eat at their place even though you have a bad relationship with them?
Feng Jiu, who has super mobility, has to make a decision immediately.It didn't take much time to fly all the way up with Zhishui, and it also saved the time to go to the junction of the three realms by car.
After all, not everyone can fly there directly. Most of the options are to go to the junction of the Three Realms, and then transfer to Taoyuan Township, the Kingdom of Heaven.
It's really a place where birds are singing and flowers are fragrant.In Feng Jiu's words, it is a sanctuary for the elderly.
There are many fruits on the trees, and the grass is green underground.Butterflies fly with white rabbits to collect herbs, ethereal fireworks cage pavilions and pavilions.
Walking and walking, I saw that the peaches on the trees on the side of the road were growing well, so I picked them off, rubbed them, and ate them.Feng Jiu's appearance of not treating herself as an outsider at all is really speechless.
"Ala, ala, isn't this Feng Jiu? I haven't seen you for more than 1000 years, and you are still so beautiful."
"Bai Ze, quickly open your eyes and take a closer look. But let me tell you first, I don't miss you. When you were sent here, everyone just watched you as a joke. I didn't expect that you would not miss you after so many years." Want to make progress, don’t you want to go back and work harder?”
"It's okay, what I'm looking at is your body through your appearance, it's still so magnificent and beautiful. I have a lot of time tonight, do you want to hang out together?"
"No woman likes to be complimented on her grandeur, even with her beauty. So keep your eyes open, I don't have time tonight, I don't have time tomorrow, and every night after that No time."
"Ah, could it be this curly-haired handsome guy who captured your heart? Please let me know when we broke up, Jiu-chan~"
"Ah, no need." Feng Jiu picked his nostrils with fishy eyes.
"Don't be so heartless."
Looking at the frivolous handsome guy in the white coat, all the impressions Shisui had imagined about the beasts disappeared.
So this is the so-called leader of monsters—Bai Ze? (No, he is not the leader of the monsters, Zhishui. The Chinese demon world is a matriarchal society.)
Although there is awe of the divine beast in my heart, but when this divine beast flirts with your prospective girlfriend as soon as they meet, any good feelings will be immediately cleared.Seeing Ajiu and Bai Ze's conflicted faces, Zhishui decided not to get too close to this divine beast.
"This is Zhishui," Feng Jiu absently introduced to the two, "This is Bai Ze, although he has always been such an annoying person, he is still good at medicine, and that's the only advantage."
"What is it, Feng Jiu, is this just the image I have in your heart? Hello, I'm Bai Ze." Bai Ze, who stretched out his hand to him with a narrowed smile, didn't seem disappointed or sad.
"Hi, I'm Uchiha Shisui."
"I know, a large number of jailers surnamed Uchiha have come to Hell recently, and that guy Onito is very happy..." For some reason, Bai Ze's face began to twist when he mentioned the first assistant officer of Hell, Onito stand up.
"Zhishui, go pick peaches with the rabbit, I have some deals to discuss with Bai Ze." Feng Jiu smiled at Zhishui, "Take my share, I want juicy peaches."
"Okay." Carrying the back basket that Bai Ze lent him, Shishui and Miss Rabbit in a turban went to pick peaches.
"It's time for us to talk about business. I'm here mainly to exchange a golden pill with you. It's not a panacea."
"The price is not cheap."
"Half a snake slough."
"Add another ten centimeters of hair."
"Five centimeters."
"make a deal."
He twisted off the black hair with golden scissors, and then took out the snake slough from the small cloth bag and cut it open.When the goods were about to be delivered, Bai Ze spoke.
"Do you still use your little cloth bag? Do you want to give you a pouch? Although it can't hold as much as yours, it is much more beautiful than yours."
"Gift?"
"Ah."
"Thank you."
Putting the golden pill in the jade gourd carefully, Feng Jiu put away the gourd and went out to see Zhishui who was picking peaches in the distance.
"Pick more!" Feng Jiu shouted at him.
"Oh!" Zhishui waved his hand from a distance to indicate that he heard it.
With this, you can keep burning the fire for me, Shisui.
Feng Jiu touched the small cloth bag at her waist and laughed.
Ripe peaches fall off as soon as they touch the skin.Peel off the peach skin a few times, and the sweet and soft peaches flow into your mouth mixed with peach juice, which is really delicious.
"Although this peach is not the flat peach that bears fruit every 3000 years, it can still save you from all diseases and prolong your life for a few years." Seeing the two of them eating happily, Bai Ze smiled while holding his chin.
"You go to your Goulan courtyard, don't watch me eat peaches, I will definitely leave a few on your tree, don't worry. Ah, this place should be called Kabukicho, right? Go quickly." Feng Jiu didn't care at all. Buy his account, just send him to leave quickly.
"If you eat too many peaches, you will be full of energy. Momotaro was born after the old woman and the old man finished eating peaches. Do you think I'm in the way here?" Bai Ze teased her.
"Ah, yes. I think you are in the way." Feng Jiu glanced at him with dead fish eyes, "Leave quickly or you will see the live version."
"Ah, I really don't have a shy beauty at all. But this shameless feeling is also very good~"
"You don't need to evaluate this. Go and find a way to make up for the bill you owed in Kabukicho."
"..."
"I really don't know how a beast like you, born in a matriarchal society, has such a representative character of a patrilineal society."
After eating peaches and touching rabbits, the two returned to the hell hostel with their round bellies in their hands.I had inquired with Hashirama before, and said that the fourth Hokage of Konoha Village and the second generation Nine Tails Jinchuriki also served in hell.Fourth Hokage Minato Namikaze is in Zhonghe Jigoku, I heard that his bright face was picked by Axiang right away.Ah Xiang, who specializes in all kinds of handsome men and beauties, thinks that his personality is very suitable for this kind of work. If he has a wife he loves deeply, he won't have to take leave every year because of love illness like other prison guards?
The second-generation Nine-Tails Jinchuriki Uzumaki Kushina was assigned to wait for the living hell to serve.Because she has always been the Jinzhuriki of the Kyuubi level monster during her lifetime, she is also responsible for many things related to Yamato no Orochi.In addition, she is also proficient in the sealing technique, so she is also a jailer who can take care of herself in hell.
Although the husband and wife were assigned to work in different places, Namikaze Minato was assigned to a place full of handsome men and beautiful women.But he has always attached importance to his family, and he will definitely go home for dinner on time every night.
After all, his favorite is Kushina's cooking.
Fengjiu and Zhishui knew that they were Naruto's parents, so they were hesitant to meet them.
What do you want to say when you go to see me?Is your child not living well in this world?
But since they are still here, it shows that there are still things in their hearts that they cannot let go of.If they really let go, they should step into reincarnation without looking back like Uchiha Fugaku and Uchiha Mikoto.
In the final analysis, it was just that the couple entrusted the younger son they couldn't let go of to the older son.And this silly couple, in addition to worrying about their own son, they should also worry about their own apprentice Kakashi.
So they went to meet the cheerful couple anyway.
Considering that Kushina, who is known for her sealing skills, may have sealed part of her soul on Naruto, the cheerful couple seems to have known about their son's situation early on, and they are very grateful for the two of them taking care of Naruto.
This also made them both breathe a sigh of relief.
Speaking of Kakashi, Shisui's evaluation of him is very special.
Although Hatake Kakashi has attracted attention as a senior who is also a genius, but in addition to his genius name, there is also his father Konoha Baiga who committed suicide.
White Fang also did not choose to be reincarnated, but served in Hell as well.
However, because he committed suicide, the crime is heavier than other ninjas, but considering that this is really a top labor ghost lamp, he was allowed to work and reduce his sentence.
After walking such a large circle, the two of them only felt that the dead spirits of Ninja Continent really greatly enriched the human resources of hell.
☆, book of life and death and detective games
When the two of them wandered around for several days finally returned to Muye Village, it was already ten days later.
The two who were questioned by regular customers because of absenteeism for no reason explained that they were visiting friends.
Well, it's true that you are visiting friends, isn't it?
In fact, Feng Jiu really wanted to ask Ghost Lantern for some snapdragon seeds, not to mention its cry and that magical swing, the taste is still delicious, isn't it?
But Zhishui firmly refused.
Even if it is kept in a soundproof enchantment, it will not work.
Looking at Zhishui's serious eyes, Feng Jiu could only give up the idea of growing some snapdragons to eat.Then go to Ghost Lantern Sang to eat, and eat it the next time you go.
Feng Jiu showed an aggrieved look, for which she was hugged by Zhi Shui's love*100.
Yes, the kind that hugs and spins around.
She can really do such a thing as writing orthographic counts in a small notebook.
However, after seeing Bai Ze this time, the two of them inevitably talked more in Chinese.Shisui, who was at a loss, asked to learn Chinese after returning.
Feng Jiu agreed.However, there is really no rush to learn Chinese, there are many commonly used characters, why not learn Chinese for ten years?
Anyway, after getting the golden core, time is the last thing to be afraid of wasting.
On the way home, Feng Jiu stuffed Jindan into Zhishui's mouth. To be honest, the taste of that thing was similar to fried beans. (Personal test by Monkey King) And the effect is relatively slow, and the changes in strength and physique are increasing day by day.
Ordinary people who are not growing day by day might explode in place after eating it.
Since Feng Jiu didn't look like he was eating something important when he ate it, Zhi Shui didn't care.
Anyway, she will never hurt him.
After lying in the sanctuary for the elderly in Taoyuan Township for a few days, Feng Jiu felt relaxed.
Anyway, my daily life is lying on the grass and licking rabbits, picking a peach from a tree when I get thirsty, and going back to Bai Ze when I am hungry in the evening.The medicated diet this guy made is really delicious. If he uses medicated diet to attract the attention of girls, it must be a successful way.
Of course, this doesn't change his nature as a philandering scumbag.
But Zhishui actually finds it difficult to understand Feng Jiu's actions, eating other people's food, using other people's food, playing in other people's places and still despising others, are you going to heaven?
Ajiu's explanation for this is: "I just hate this guy."
Then it's gone.
Because I ate too many peaches in Taoyuan Township in the past few days, Feng Jiu was going to launch peach smoothie and peach buffy when she came back.
The sweet peaches are not too good for making smoothies, and the peeled peaches are so full on the parfait that it is uncontrollable.
Because they didn't bring many peaches back, they only made fifty copies for sale.
Those who ate these peaches won the lottery. Although they didn't tell them, this is a peach from Taoyuan Township!
Another very important thing is that the ghost lamp followed them back.
Because Muye Village has recently brought a lot of enrichment to their manpower, as a future cadre reserve area, Ghost Lantern decided to come and investigate. (Secretly watching talents)
He originally planned to go to hell to bring him the seeds of the cursed tree next time, but it seems that this time he can get it himself.
But Ghost Lantern, even if you take a small notebook and write it down there, it's useless for you to write it down if he lived well in the other world.
"I'll wish them early bliss."
"If you really go to the Land of Elysium, you will cry!"
"Hmph, how could a ninja go to the land of bliss?"
"That's true."
To Feng Jiu's surprise, the ghost lamp actually has a legal identity, which makes Feng Jiu, who is conscientious in opening a shop and being a good citizen, very unbalanced.
Well, after all, he is a civil servant in hell, and has more or less connections with the other world, so it is easy to create a legal identity.
Wearing a hat to cover the unicorn on the forehead, the ghost lamp walking around with the camera looks like a tourist out of interest.Thanks to the economic development of Konoha Village, what Konoha Village lacks most now is travelers who come to visit.
By the way, what are they going to see?Is it the big head of Hokage on the rock wall?Did they think this was the President*?Hokage is not the handsome golden flash of previous years, but an old man with orange peel, so, are they here to eat Ganligan, Yile Ramen, Roasted Pork Q and Sishi?
Watching Ghost Lantern buying souvenirs in large and small bags, there are also a lot of Konoha snacks that the new jailers asked him to bring on his shopping list.Just make a reservation first, and then buy it on the last day.After all, I have been dead for many years, so I miss the familiar dim sum.
Went to the famous Roasted Pork Q for dinner, beef bone marrow pork sausage lamb kidney cuttlefish, fat beef lean beef chicken crispy bone dry sausage.The beer with dense foam is packed in a large draft beer mug, toast and drink together, and the barbecue exudes an attractive aroma.
The three of them piled up a large pile of plates and went home under the smile of the proprietress. Ajiu, who flew directly into the sky with Zhishui and the ghost lamp, gave a big belch.
"Going home and taking a good bath is the happiness of life!" Feng Jiu sighed, "Did you know Ghost Lantern, my house has a hot spring! It's a super hot spring!"
"Tomorrow I'll feel better."
"No need for tomorrow, let's go together today! Let's go together!" Zhishui's ears perked up.
"I don't want to be squeezed out of the hot spring by you."
"It's separated! If it's big enough, it won't!" Zhishui felt relieved.
"Then it's better to be respectful than to obey."
The moon reflected on the water is the last quarter moon.Stepping on the comfortable and non-slip sand bottom of the pool, iced flower and fruit tea is placed in the bamboo bucket floating beside you. The bamboo-style partition wall and the crisp sound of frightened deer in the courtyard make people relax quickly.
As expected, Feng Jiu still enjoys it so much.
When the sky falls, she can take care of herself first, and she is still such an independent monster.
Ghost Lamp thought.When we met before, she was still a member of the China Hell Expatriate Research Team. With that cold face and bloody smell all over her body, people couldn't help but shy away.He doesn't talk to people and doesn't accept other people's conversations. Although he is an ordinary team member, he looks bigger than the team leader.
It was only later that I found out that she was also considered the second generation of gods, and was valued by her boss because of her good blood.Originally, it would not be her turn to do this kind of civilian work abroad, but that time I followed her basically to give her a vacation, which can be regarded as a public trip.
Looking at the unsuitable research team, she was the only one with a relaxed expression.The look of staying out of the way made people feel that they were on vacation at first glance.
Well, it was indeed a vacation.
She also looked curiously at the snapdragon field.At that time, Ghost Lamp was working on improving the species of snapdragon in order to win the gold medal in the snapdragon competition. Seeing that she was so curious, he politely explained it to her.
"I don't know if you've heard of a way to raise peppers. If you want peppers to become hotter, you have to scare them in various ways. How about scaring them if you want them to bark louder?"
Inspired by this point of view, Ghost Lamp chose to use the badly called snapdragon to squeeze juice in public.
The effect is outstanding.
Because of this ghost method, the two became good friends, and this is the evil relationship between them.
Zhishui didn't know about this past, if he knew, he might have a new impression of Feng Jiu...
But the snapdragon juice is a beautiful pink color, and it's quite delicious, um.
When it comes to the prison guard reserve that Ghost Lantern has his eyes on, what surprised Feng Jiu and Zhishui is that he first fell in love with the watermelon-headed jumpsuit Maite Kai.
It's weird no matter what!that
The accommodation had already been arranged, and the kind-hearted old lady who looked like a ghost led them upstairs to rest, and left the two of them in the room after introducing them to the locations of various utensils.
"It's still hard to have a sense of reality, hell or something... Are we really standing in hell?"
Feng Jiu yawned, obviously tired from the Obon Festival. "You even met the second in command of hell just now."
"Didn't you say you want to find Hashirama and the others?"
"I'm really sleepy, and today the Obon Festival Ghost Lantern may have to catch until night, let's take a rest for a day, let's talk tomorrow if we have something to do, we can't keep what we should run, we can't run what we shouldn't, Don't worry."
Feng Jiu yawned one after another, looking terribly sleepy.
"I'm going to wash up first, I'm so sleepy, I can't do it~"
"Then I'll spread the quilt for you, you go first."
"Well, thank you ah..."
Stretching her waist vigorously, Feng Jiu staggered to wash up.
"If you should run, you can't keep it, if you shouldn't run, you can't run..."
Early the next morning, after simply having breakfast, the two of them followed a ghost girl with glasses on both corners to find the ghost lamp.
After finding out that neither Hashirama nor Tobima had been reincarnated, they first went to the gardening department where Hashirama worked to say hello.
"Yo! Hashirama!" Feng Jiu could tell from a distance that the black man in front was Qianshouzhuma.
The horticultural department is quite close to the Santu River, and he was looking at the opposite side of the Santu River, holding a stone in his hand.
"Marysu?" Hashirama carefully looked at the two of them with a particularly surprised look, and suddenly felt relieved when he found that they were still alive, and said with a smile, "Why did you come here?"
"Come and see you, wasn't it the Obon Festival yesterday? We arrived yesterday."
"Aha, you couldn't see me yesterday, I went to see Xiaogang!" Hashirama said with a gratified expression on his face, "Xiaogang really deserves to be my granddaughter, and it really passed on to me hahaha!"
Inherited to what?Is it hopelessly bad luck?Also, I really can't imagine what it would be like for you to ride an eggplant, just think about it, it's so magical...
The speechless Feng Jiu explained the name change to him and asked him what he was doing here.
"Madara is on the opposite side!" Hashirama pointed to the other side of the river excitedly, "Look, look!"
"...Oh, we saw him when we came."
"Blade refused to come over, and I couldn't go to the other side of the river. I could only ask him to come here, but he refused. I thought he would go to reincarnate without looking back, just like Fuyue who came some time ago It's the same as Mikoto." Senju Hashirama complained, "I can't come across the river, I really don't look like him."
"Master Fuyue and Aunt Mikoto?" Shisui asked Zhujian, "Are they gone?"
"Yes, a large number of Uchihas came a few days ago, some reincarnated, and some stayed. They added a lot of labor to hell. But Shisui, you call Mikoto auntie?"
Feng Jiu can only explain to him again the problem of two people traveling through time.
"So that's how it is! That Fugaku is the head of the Uchiha clan of this generation. Although the whole clan is almost dead, he and his wife left without nostalgia."
"...You already know the reason why Uchiha was exterminated, don't you?"
"Well, it must be Konohashita's hand." Hashirama's expression became serious, but his expression was inevitably a little ashamed when facing Shisui, and it was the same when facing Fuyue. "It was decided by a few people in Tomona's class...I talked with Tomona..."
His expression became very scary for a moment, but he immediately scratched his head and returned to his smirk. "Anyway, we're already dead now, so it's useless to dwell on this kind of thing. It can only show that there were some failures in the past, hahaha."
"No, please don't say that, Master Hokage." Shisui looked at Hashirama very sincerely, "Where there is light, there must be darkness, and where there is right, there must be error. You have already taken the first step of change, although It may not be so perfect, but the future is left to the younger generations! You don't need to feel sad about it."
"...Thank you, Shisui." Hashirama raised his head with a smile again, "But you, you, and I are so used to what you said suddenly! It's obviously a friend!"
"Well, I just want to comfort you." Shisui smiled at Hashirama who suddenly became depressed because of his words, and then he added, "But I really think so, Hashirama."
Hashirama, who suddenly got rid of the shadow of the black line, hugged Shishui and patted him on the back vigorously.That hahahaha laughter lingered in Zhishui's ears like 360-degree surround sound, it was magical.Zhishui could only forcefully push the gap between the pillars.
As expected of Qianshou, his strength is really great.The two slaps just now made his back hurt.
Didn't he mean it?Zhishui thought.
☆, Senshouzhujian and Snapdragon
Realizing that Senshou Hashirama might be a natural black, Shisui no longer provoked him, after all, he really couldn't beat Hashirama.
Seeing Hashirama shouting by the river for a long time, Uchiha Madara didn't respond to anyone on the other side. In the end, he could only throw the stone in his hand by floating it.
The water of the Santu River may only affect the soul. It is like an ordinary river for things like stones, so the stones flew over normally.
The words were engraved on the stone, but it was hidden between the pillars so that the water could not see clearly.He only saw Uchiha Madara on the other side picked up the stone and turned away, and Hashirama waved his hands foolishly to say goodbye to Madara.
Although Uchiha Madara ignored him at all.
Seeing that he was finally able to work hard in his position—that is, Hashirama, who gave birth to various rare plants, Shisui finally felt relieved.
Even in hell, it is impossible for him to stand by the river and shout to Uchiha on the opposite bank every day like Wang Fushi. After all, he is still quite quick at work.
Seeing that he was busy, Zhishui and Fengjiu followed the tour guide's two-cornered girl to other places.Ghost Lantern sent someone to tell them that they would be treated to snapdragon sashimi in the evening, so the two of them planned to take a good look around hell before dinner.
After all, there are still very few living people coming to this kind of place, right?
Before leaving, Feng Jiu asked Hashirama about the location of Feijian, and he said that Feijian worked in the Science and Technology Department.
It's really a suitable position for Tomona, and it sounds like a perfect fit.
They asked the tour guide to take them to the Ministry of Science and Technology, and the two finally saw Qianshou Feijian in a white coat in the hinterland of hell.
The white coat and the white hair and red eyes match unexpectedly.
Although Fengjiu thinks that a pair of glasses might fit the image better, but Feima is not short-sighted at all.
He has good eyesight.
With a pen in his chest pocket, he looked extremely relaxed while discussing with other researchers in front of an unknown machine.
Of course it's not about his expression, it's about his mental state.
Although he sometimes argues with others because of research, he enjoys this kind of life throughout his life.
If Togama hadn't been born into a ninja family, he might have made a great researcher.He was not given such an opportunity during his life, but he got it after his death.
Seeing that the discussion between Feijian and the people around him came to an end, the two of them came together to call Feijian's name.
"The door!"
Suddenly, he heard a familiar voice, and he still hesitated.After all, it's been so long that he can't remember clearly.But when he turned his head to look, he saw his two friends standing at the door.
"Zhishui, Marysu!" He walked over immediately, "Who are you? Huh? Living soul?"
As expected, they were ninjas with super perception during their lifetime. As soon as they met, they immediately discovered the fact that they were still alive.He told Feijian the reason for traveling through time again. Fengjiu and Zhishui had already told the same story three times.
Let's hope I don't need to say more.
"So you are here to see us?" Tobuma's always serious expression couldn't help but soften a little.
"Yeah!" Feng Jiu immediately rushed forward and hugged Feijian, "Since I heard that you died after a broken back, I have been very worried about you, Feijian! I am really worried that you have been tricked! "
"Hey! Are you underestimating me?" Fei Jian frowned and pushed Feng Jiu away, "Stand still."
"Well, to be honest, I always thought that although you have a smart face, your understanding of the twists and turns between people is not as good as your brother." Feng Jiu actually admitted directly.
"I am indeed not as good as my brother, but only in terms of force, other things are impossible."
"Then let me give you an example. Your elder brother found a beautiful wife, and you are not bad looking. Why are you single until your death?" Feng Jiu stabbed Feijian without hesitation.
"..."
"Hmph, don't make excuses if you don't have enough emotional intelligence. You've done a good job at this. How about it? Are there any girls you like now? There are a lot of cute girls in hell!"
"..." Feijian coughed, and said seriously, "I'm working on my research now, so even if I date a girl, it's hard to spare time to be together. So I haven't considered these yet."
"There are quite a few girls in the research institute." Feng Jiu stabbed him again. "Isn't it because no one hooked you up?"
"..." Tobima obviously didn't want to talk to her anymore, so he started to change the subject. "You said that you came here to have an acquaintance, who is the acquaintance?"
"Ghost Lantern-san, I had some contact with him before." Feng Jiu decided not to tease Feijian anymore, and if she teased again, she might be blown up.Although she hadn't seen what it looked like to have hair blown out, but enough was enough.
"Is it the first assistant officer?" Tomona looked at Feng Jiu with rather incomprehensible eyes, maybe in his eyes, it was really shocking that Feng Jiu, an off-line and unreliable guy, knew the second in command (first in command) in hell. He couldn't believe it.
"Hey, hey, you actually look at me like this! Do you know why you can't find a girl? That's why! Don't roll your eyes!"
Qianshou Feijian pretended not to hear.
"Hmph, let's continue your great research career! A single science dog can only rely on his right hand. Zhishui, let's go!"
Seeing Feng Jiu angrily dragging Zhishui away, Fei Jian sighed and continued to do his own research.
They didn't even ask about Uchiha being exterminated.
Does this count as being considerate to an old friend?
Although she walked out of the gate of the Science and Technology Research Institute, Feng Jiu was not as angry as she showed.
Originally, she wanted to ask Tobuma why she chose to isolate Uchiha in that way, but when she really faced Tobuma, she couldn't ask such a question.
Although it is not an aboveboard method, it is very effective, and of course it is very easy for people with discerning eyes to see it.
Tokaima may not have a high EQ, but IQ is absolutely fine.The kind where one person can beat a group.
So why did you choose to take revenge on Uchiha in this way?
Between the doors.
Shaking his head, he threw out all the questions.This time I brought Zhishui to see acquaintances and catch up with new ones. Since I have arrived in hell, I should have a good time to play. Why do I want to do so many messy things?
Anyway, people are dead and things have already happened, so don't ask why.
He talked to Zhishui about how delicious the snapdragon sashimi that the ghost lamp entertained her when he came here before, and described the appearance of snapdragon grass to Zhishui.
I really can't imagine what kind of existence is the snapdragon that is obviously a plant but has the body of an animal. Feng Jiu can only take Zhishui to the snapdragon field to have a look.
"That's the sweetheart of Ghost Lamp, don't touch it casually! You might die!" Ajiu warned Zhishui nervously, with a disfigured look on her face, it was inevitable to wonder if she had been treated in some way. It left such a deep psychological shadow.
"Remember, cover your ears when I remind you. Otherwise, you will be at your own risk." Feng Jiu looked mysterious.
Going around a section of the wall, the backside is the somewhat scary snapdragon field described by Feng Jiu.
When Zhishui really saw countless goldfish growing on the calyx and swaying in the wind, he was still stunned.
With that unrepentant look and dull fish face, Zhishui finds it hard to believe that this is the love of that serious one-horned ghost ghost lamp.
"This..." Just when Zhishui was speechless, Feng Jiu quickly motioned him to cover his ears.
Shishui, who covered his ears smoothly, did not hear the scream of the snapdragon that could turn people into a cry, and that terrifying scream even turned into a materialized black stripe.
From this, one can imagine how terrifying this scream must be. Zhishui can only be thankful that he moved quickly.
But fate didn't let Shishui go easily, the second wave of screams suddenly sounded, and even Feng Jiu couldn't react and was directly attacked.
Zhishui, who was about to be driven mad by the screams of a group of snapdragons, finally realized the horror of snapdragons.
Now, he has begun to look forward to the taste of snapdragon on the dinner table at night.
If this kind of thing doesn't taste good, its existence has no meaning at all!
It sounds a bit like what Ajiu would say, but Shishui really thinks so at this moment.
It was finally time for dinner.
Since this was an unofficial visit, King Yan Mo was not alarmed. (He really wanted to come but was beaten by a ghost lamp and a mace to approve official documents)
Looking at the huge snapdragon brought up by the ghost lamp, the snapdragon that was still struggling to breathe is no longer just an expression of reluctance to die!
With the flash of the knife, the fish meat neatly divided into three by the ghost lamp shone with a shiny oily light.The white fish looked extremely fresh, and Feng Jiu, who had already tasted that taste, was almost drooling.
The production steps are as smooth and flowing as the Chinese masters, and the sushi and sashimi are exquisitely arranged to resemble works of art.
The two of them stuffed the sushi into their mouths without wasting any time, and as they sighed in satisfaction, their whole bodies shone with golden light.
That look as if immersed in a happy paradise must have satisfied Ghost Lamp. (Although he prefers to describe it like being immersed in Avici Hell) This night, the two of them ate up a huge snapdragon that could fill a table. (Feng Jiu main force)
Promising Ghost Lantern to bring him the seeds of the cursed tree that he wanted for a long time next time, Feng Jiu hiccupped and held her round belly as if it was eight months pregnant, picking her teeth while being helped back to the guest house by Shishui.
Ah, I must eat snapdragon again next time I come!
The author has something to say: Thanks to the three little angels for the nutrient solution!Cranberry white chocolate looks so delicious, how is it broken?And Fujiko and Kiyo, thank you!
读者“蔓越莓白巧克力”,灌溉营养液+12017-04-1511:12:43
读者“藤子”,灌溉营养液+12017-04-1319:21:16
读者“阿清”,灌溉营养液+22017-04-1317:43:04
读者“藤子”,灌溉营养液+12017-04-1309:06:30
☆, Bai Ze and Jin Dan
After visiting the eight hells, Zhishui was an eye-opener.As for the Eight Cold Hells, because it was too cold, Feng Jiu insisted on not going, so they gave up the rest of the itinerary.
Visiting along the way, I realized that even hell has begun to follow the trend to update the torture tools and punishment methods, and the idea of stopping water has really changed a lot.Before, he always thought that a place like Hell must be a fairly traditional management method, but he didn't expect that it was no different from the operation of some chambers of commerce.
Because the visit schedule was empty, Ghost Lantern asked Ajiu if she would like to visit Bai Ze in Taoyuan Township. Although Ajiu's expression was obviously refusal, she agreed after careful consideration.
"Ah, he and I don't get along very well. Maybe Bai Ze was sent here to be in charge of bilateral trade because he didn't quite adapt to the matriarchal society?" Feng Jiu picked his nose, "Obviously he's a divine beast, but generally he doesn't It’s really a failure of beast life.” (It’s definitely not because he betrayed information about monsters to the Yellow Emperor! Although his abstract paintings made everyone so ugly that they couldn’t tell them apart, it didn’t cause too much trouble. Impact)
Zhishui is also very curious about what kind of image the mythical beast evaluated by Ajiu looks like, and Taoyuan Township is located in the Kingdom of Heaven, and it is one of the important scenic spots in the Kingdom of Heaven.Having been to hell, it is only natural to be curious about heaven.
"The peaches there are delicious! There are soft and crunchy ones, and no matter what kind of peaches are sweet, let's have a peach buffet!"
Is it really okay to go to eat at their place even though you have a bad relationship with them?
Feng Jiu, who has super mobility, has to make a decision immediately.It didn't take much time to fly all the way up with Zhishui, and it also saved the time to go to the junction of the three realms by car.
After all, not everyone can fly there directly. Most of the options are to go to the junction of the Three Realms, and then transfer to Taoyuan Township, the Kingdom of Heaven.
It's really a place where birds are singing and flowers are fragrant.In Feng Jiu's words, it is a sanctuary for the elderly.
There are many fruits on the trees, and the grass is green underground.Butterflies fly with white rabbits to collect herbs, ethereal fireworks cage pavilions and pavilions.
Walking and walking, I saw that the peaches on the trees on the side of the road were growing well, so I picked them off, rubbed them, and ate them.Feng Jiu's appearance of not treating herself as an outsider at all is really speechless.
"Ala, ala, isn't this Feng Jiu? I haven't seen you for more than 1000 years, and you are still so beautiful."
"Bai Ze, quickly open your eyes and take a closer look. But let me tell you first, I don't miss you. When you were sent here, everyone just watched you as a joke. I didn't expect that you would not miss you after so many years." Want to make progress, don’t you want to go back and work harder?”
"It's okay, what I'm looking at is your body through your appearance, it's still so magnificent and beautiful. I have a lot of time tonight, do you want to hang out together?"
"No woman likes to be complimented on her grandeur, even with her beauty. So keep your eyes open, I don't have time tonight, I don't have time tomorrow, and every night after that No time."
"Ah, could it be this curly-haired handsome guy who captured your heart? Please let me know when we broke up, Jiu-chan~"
"Ah, no need." Feng Jiu picked his nostrils with fishy eyes.
"Don't be so heartless."
Looking at the frivolous handsome guy in the white coat, all the impressions Shisui had imagined about the beasts disappeared.
So this is the so-called leader of monsters—Bai Ze? (No, he is not the leader of the monsters, Zhishui. The Chinese demon world is a matriarchal society.)
Although there is awe of the divine beast in my heart, but when this divine beast flirts with your prospective girlfriend as soon as they meet, any good feelings will be immediately cleared.Seeing Ajiu and Bai Ze's conflicted faces, Zhishui decided not to get too close to this divine beast.
"This is Zhishui," Feng Jiu absently introduced to the two, "This is Bai Ze, although he has always been such an annoying person, he is still good at medicine, and that's the only advantage."
"What is it, Feng Jiu, is this just the image I have in your heart? Hello, I'm Bai Ze." Bai Ze, who stretched out his hand to him with a narrowed smile, didn't seem disappointed or sad.
"Hi, I'm Uchiha Shisui."
"I know, a large number of jailers surnamed Uchiha have come to Hell recently, and that guy Onito is very happy..." For some reason, Bai Ze's face began to twist when he mentioned the first assistant officer of Hell, Onito stand up.
"Zhishui, go pick peaches with the rabbit, I have some deals to discuss with Bai Ze." Feng Jiu smiled at Zhishui, "Take my share, I want juicy peaches."
"Okay." Carrying the back basket that Bai Ze lent him, Shishui and Miss Rabbit in a turban went to pick peaches.
"It's time for us to talk about business. I'm here mainly to exchange a golden pill with you. It's not a panacea."
"The price is not cheap."
"Half a snake slough."
"Add another ten centimeters of hair."
"Five centimeters."
"make a deal."
He twisted off the black hair with golden scissors, and then took out the snake slough from the small cloth bag and cut it open.When the goods were about to be delivered, Bai Ze spoke.
"Do you still use your little cloth bag? Do you want to give you a pouch? Although it can't hold as much as yours, it is much more beautiful than yours."
"Gift?"
"Ah."
"Thank you."
Putting the golden pill in the jade gourd carefully, Feng Jiu put away the gourd and went out to see Zhishui who was picking peaches in the distance.
"Pick more!" Feng Jiu shouted at him.
"Oh!" Zhishui waved his hand from a distance to indicate that he heard it.
With this, you can keep burning the fire for me, Shisui.
Feng Jiu touched the small cloth bag at her waist and laughed.
Ripe peaches fall off as soon as they touch the skin.Peel off the peach skin a few times, and the sweet and soft peaches flow into your mouth mixed with peach juice, which is really delicious.
"Although this peach is not the flat peach that bears fruit every 3000 years, it can still save you from all diseases and prolong your life for a few years." Seeing the two of them eating happily, Bai Ze smiled while holding his chin.
"You go to your Goulan courtyard, don't watch me eat peaches, I will definitely leave a few on your tree, don't worry. Ah, this place should be called Kabukicho, right? Go quickly." Feng Jiu didn't care at all. Buy his account, just send him to leave quickly.
"If you eat too many peaches, you will be full of energy. Momotaro was born after the old woman and the old man finished eating peaches. Do you think I'm in the way here?" Bai Ze teased her.
"Ah, yes. I think you are in the way." Feng Jiu glanced at him with dead fish eyes, "Leave quickly or you will see the live version."
"Ah, I really don't have a shy beauty at all. But this shameless feeling is also very good~"
"You don't need to evaluate this. Go and find a way to make up for the bill you owed in Kabukicho."
"..."
"I really don't know how a beast like you, born in a matriarchal society, has such a representative character of a patrilineal society."
After eating peaches and touching rabbits, the two returned to the hell hostel with their round bellies in their hands.I had inquired with Hashirama before, and said that the fourth Hokage of Konoha Village and the second generation Nine Tails Jinchuriki also served in hell.Fourth Hokage Minato Namikaze is in Zhonghe Jigoku, I heard that his bright face was picked by Axiang right away.Ah Xiang, who specializes in all kinds of handsome men and beauties, thinks that his personality is very suitable for this kind of work. If he has a wife he loves deeply, he won't have to take leave every year because of love illness like other prison guards?
The second-generation Nine-Tails Jinchuriki Uzumaki Kushina was assigned to wait for the living hell to serve.Because she has always been the Jinzhuriki of the Kyuubi level monster during her lifetime, she is also responsible for many things related to Yamato no Orochi.In addition, she is also proficient in the sealing technique, so she is also a jailer who can take care of herself in hell.
Although the husband and wife were assigned to work in different places, Namikaze Minato was assigned to a place full of handsome men and beautiful women.But he has always attached importance to his family, and he will definitely go home for dinner on time every night.
After all, his favorite is Kushina's cooking.
Fengjiu and Zhishui knew that they were Naruto's parents, so they were hesitant to meet them.
What do you want to say when you go to see me?Is your child not living well in this world?
But since they are still here, it shows that there are still things in their hearts that they cannot let go of.If they really let go, they should step into reincarnation without looking back like Uchiha Fugaku and Uchiha Mikoto.
In the final analysis, it was just that the couple entrusted the younger son they couldn't let go of to the older son.And this silly couple, in addition to worrying about their own son, they should also worry about their own apprentice Kakashi.
So they went to meet the cheerful couple anyway.
Considering that Kushina, who is known for her sealing skills, may have sealed part of her soul on Naruto, the cheerful couple seems to have known about their son's situation early on, and they are very grateful for the two of them taking care of Naruto.
This also made them both breathe a sigh of relief.
Speaking of Kakashi, Shisui's evaluation of him is very special.
Although Hatake Kakashi has attracted attention as a senior who is also a genius, but in addition to his genius name, there is also his father Konoha Baiga who committed suicide.
White Fang also did not choose to be reincarnated, but served in Hell as well.
However, because he committed suicide, the crime is heavier than other ninjas, but considering that this is really a top labor ghost lamp, he was allowed to work and reduce his sentence.
After walking such a large circle, the two of them only felt that the dead spirits of Ninja Continent really greatly enriched the human resources of hell.
☆, book of life and death and detective games
When the two of them wandered around for several days finally returned to Muye Village, it was already ten days later.
The two who were questioned by regular customers because of absenteeism for no reason explained that they were visiting friends.
Well, it's true that you are visiting friends, isn't it?
In fact, Feng Jiu really wanted to ask Ghost Lantern for some snapdragon seeds, not to mention its cry and that magical swing, the taste is still delicious, isn't it?
But Zhishui firmly refused.
Even if it is kept in a soundproof enchantment, it will not work.
Looking at Zhishui's serious eyes, Feng Jiu could only give up the idea of growing some snapdragons to eat.Then go to Ghost Lantern Sang to eat, and eat it the next time you go.
Feng Jiu showed an aggrieved look, for which she was hugged by Zhi Shui's love*100.
Yes, the kind that hugs and spins around.
She can really do such a thing as writing orthographic counts in a small notebook.
However, after seeing Bai Ze this time, the two of them inevitably talked more in Chinese.Shisui, who was at a loss, asked to learn Chinese after returning.
Feng Jiu agreed.However, there is really no rush to learn Chinese, there are many commonly used characters, why not learn Chinese for ten years?
Anyway, after getting the golden core, time is the last thing to be afraid of wasting.
On the way home, Feng Jiu stuffed Jindan into Zhishui's mouth. To be honest, the taste of that thing was similar to fried beans. (Personal test by Monkey King) And the effect is relatively slow, and the changes in strength and physique are increasing day by day.
Ordinary people who are not growing day by day might explode in place after eating it.
Since Feng Jiu didn't look like he was eating something important when he ate it, Zhi Shui didn't care.
Anyway, she will never hurt him.
After lying in the sanctuary for the elderly in Taoyuan Township for a few days, Feng Jiu felt relaxed.
Anyway, my daily life is lying on the grass and licking rabbits, picking a peach from a tree when I get thirsty, and going back to Bai Ze when I am hungry in the evening.The medicated diet this guy made is really delicious. If he uses medicated diet to attract the attention of girls, it must be a successful way.
Of course, this doesn't change his nature as a philandering scumbag.
But Zhishui actually finds it difficult to understand Feng Jiu's actions, eating other people's food, using other people's food, playing in other people's places and still despising others, are you going to heaven?
Ajiu's explanation for this is: "I just hate this guy."
Then it's gone.
Because I ate too many peaches in Taoyuan Township in the past few days, Feng Jiu was going to launch peach smoothie and peach buffy when she came back.
The sweet peaches are not too good for making smoothies, and the peeled peaches are so full on the parfait that it is uncontrollable.
Because they didn't bring many peaches back, they only made fifty copies for sale.
Those who ate these peaches won the lottery. Although they didn't tell them, this is a peach from Taoyuan Township!
Another very important thing is that the ghost lamp followed them back.
Because Muye Village has recently brought a lot of enrichment to their manpower, as a future cadre reserve area, Ghost Lantern decided to come and investigate. (Secretly watching talents)
He originally planned to go to hell to bring him the seeds of the cursed tree next time, but it seems that this time he can get it himself.
But Ghost Lantern, even if you take a small notebook and write it down there, it's useless for you to write it down if he lived well in the other world.
"I'll wish them early bliss."
"If you really go to the Land of Elysium, you will cry!"
"Hmph, how could a ninja go to the land of bliss?"
"That's true."
To Feng Jiu's surprise, the ghost lamp actually has a legal identity, which makes Feng Jiu, who is conscientious in opening a shop and being a good citizen, very unbalanced.
Well, after all, he is a civil servant in hell, and has more or less connections with the other world, so it is easy to create a legal identity.
Wearing a hat to cover the unicorn on the forehead, the ghost lamp walking around with the camera looks like a tourist out of interest.Thanks to the economic development of Konoha Village, what Konoha Village lacks most now is travelers who come to visit.
By the way, what are they going to see?Is it the big head of Hokage on the rock wall?Did they think this was the President*?Hokage is not the handsome golden flash of previous years, but an old man with orange peel, so, are they here to eat Ganligan, Yile Ramen, Roasted Pork Q and Sishi?
Watching Ghost Lantern buying souvenirs in large and small bags, there are also a lot of Konoha snacks that the new jailers asked him to bring on his shopping list.Just make a reservation first, and then buy it on the last day.After all, I have been dead for many years, so I miss the familiar dim sum.
Went to the famous Roasted Pork Q for dinner, beef bone marrow pork sausage lamb kidney cuttlefish, fat beef lean beef chicken crispy bone dry sausage.The beer with dense foam is packed in a large draft beer mug, toast and drink together, and the barbecue exudes an attractive aroma.
The three of them piled up a large pile of plates and went home under the smile of the proprietress. Ajiu, who flew directly into the sky with Zhishui and the ghost lamp, gave a big belch.
"Going home and taking a good bath is the happiness of life!" Feng Jiu sighed, "Did you know Ghost Lantern, my house has a hot spring! It's a super hot spring!"
"Tomorrow I'll feel better."
"No need for tomorrow, let's go together today! Let's go together!" Zhishui's ears perked up.
"I don't want to be squeezed out of the hot spring by you."
"It's separated! If it's big enough, it won't!" Zhishui felt relieved.
"Then it's better to be respectful than to obey."
The moon reflected on the water is the last quarter moon.Stepping on the comfortable and non-slip sand bottom of the pool, iced flower and fruit tea is placed in the bamboo bucket floating beside you. The bamboo-style partition wall and the crisp sound of frightened deer in the courtyard make people relax quickly.
As expected, Feng Jiu still enjoys it so much.
When the sky falls, she can take care of herself first, and she is still such an independent monster.
Ghost Lamp thought.When we met before, she was still a member of the China Hell Expatriate Research Team. With that cold face and bloody smell all over her body, people couldn't help but shy away.He doesn't talk to people and doesn't accept other people's conversations. Although he is an ordinary team member, he looks bigger than the team leader.
It was only later that I found out that she was also considered the second generation of gods, and was valued by her boss because of her good blood.Originally, it would not be her turn to do this kind of civilian work abroad, but that time I followed her basically to give her a vacation, which can be regarded as a public trip.
Looking at the unsuitable research team, she was the only one with a relaxed expression.The look of staying out of the way made people feel that they were on vacation at first glance.
Well, it was indeed a vacation.
She also looked curiously at the snapdragon field.At that time, Ghost Lamp was working on improving the species of snapdragon in order to win the gold medal in the snapdragon competition. Seeing that she was so curious, he politely explained it to her.
"I don't know if you've heard of a way to raise peppers. If you want peppers to become hotter, you have to scare them in various ways. How about scaring them if you want them to bark louder?"
Inspired by this point of view, Ghost Lamp chose to use the badly called snapdragon to squeeze juice in public.
The effect is outstanding.
Because of this ghost method, the two became good friends, and this is the evil relationship between them.
Zhishui didn't know about this past, if he knew, he might have a new impression of Feng Jiu...
But the snapdragon juice is a beautiful pink color, and it's quite delicious, um.
When it comes to the prison guard reserve that Ghost Lantern has his eyes on, what surprised Feng Jiu and Zhishui is that he first fell in love with the watermelon-headed jumpsuit Maite Kai.
It's weird no matter what!that
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