[Entertainment bts] Bulletproof driver group

Last year, Kim Tae-woo's birthday gift for his team leader was a custom-made Cartier men's watch with the abbreviation BTS and RM engraved on the back of the dial. This gift is really not cheap.

And Kim Tae Woo, who has always been keen to buy and buy for the members, also secretly poked a wave of big things this time. Not long after Jungkook’s birthday, the captain Kim Namjoon’s birthday came one after another, and a group of people hosted Singing the cake and singing the birthday song, he rushed out from the corner, making Kim Namjoon, who thought that there was no one in the dormitory, that he might end up alone, bewildered.

Successfully turning the birthday surprise into a birthday scare, the members expressed that they were a little bit rowing, sitting together on the floor of the living room, watching a romantic movie on TV, eating a birthday cake, and grabbing a handful of cream from time to time. The members' faces were blurred.

But after all, they still have a sense of proportion, they are not as unscrupulous as last year, although they really hope to use this cream to paste someone's face, but seeing that no one is doing anything, they can only give up the cake with great regret The idea of ​​a big war, but even if it is a small fight, this group of careless old men can give a sense of sight of a world war.

Watching the maknae line and the kids start to fight each other again with the cream, the older brothers line kept slumped on the sofa motionless, sighed deeply, deeply felt the cruelty of the years, and then killed I bought the fried chicken legs that had just been delivered to my door.

I don’t know when it started. Whenever a member of BTS celebrates his birthday, other members will attach a black photo of the birthday star while giving birthday wishes.And Jin Taiyu, who often goes to fan sites to collect black photos of various members, is particularly active at this time.A few days ago, Kim Tae Woo shared a short video on the social networking site for Jungkook Jungkook's birthday. The content is very simple, it is the hot dance video of the youngest before his debut, and an emoticon package is attached.

[Tian Jungkook-style, is this how you talk to your father? ! .jpg]

And this time for Captain Kim Namjoon’s birthday, the members dissed without mercy. After Kim Taewoo sent out the long-preserved Kim Ramon emoji package, all the members unanimously liked it, and then saw these pictures The golden leader gently dragged to the small black room to carry out indescribable life education work.

With a kidney-deficient face, Jin Taiyu was paralyzed on the sofa in almost the same posture as his brother Yoongi, flipping through a lot of dark photos of the members on his phone, and suddenly remembered that his birthday would be in a few days.Thinking back to what kind of emoticons he posted on everyone's birthday in the past, this group of people will not be merciful. It is estimated that when his birthday comes, it will definitely be a bloodbath.

And the fearless master thief with countless black pictures in his hand said that he suddenly felt a little bit of a rowing boat.

Jin Taiyu received a courier today. He thought it would be a small gift from fans. Although he was a little puzzled why he didn't send it directly to the company, he didn't think too much about it. After returning to the dormitory, he prepared to open it directly.Kim Namjoon, who has been lying on the sofa watching TV, glanced at the express box in his hand, seemed to remember something, could not help but frowned, and asked, "Taeyu, did you buy this? Or was it given by fans?"

Jin Taiyu shook his head, glanced at the courier slip, and said, "I don't know, it's not written on the courier slip, it's an anonymous package, and it was sent directly to the dormitory for some reason."

Jin Namjoon stretched out his hand to him, with a rare and serious expression on his face. Jin Taiyu was puzzled but didn't think too much, and directly handed over the express box.The captain shook the box, but he couldn't tell what was inside, but he didn't intend to open it to see, but said directly: "Taiyu, in the future, this kind of unidentified courier that will be sent directly to you will never be delivered to you." Do not sign for it, you know? Even if it is a gift from a fan, it must be inspected by the company to confirm its safety before you can take it. After all, you cannot guarantee whether it will be given by ANTI. Once there is something harmful in it, If you don’t know anything and open it directly, the loss outweighs the gain if you hurt yourself, understand?”

Korean ANTI culture is prevalent, and Kim Tae Woo is the one with the largest number of ANTI in BTS. It is hard to guarantee that they will not do some crazy things when Kim Tae Woo's birthday is approaching.Jin Taiyu nodded obediently, and didn't bother to ask about this unexpected small gift, but directly handed it over to his manager Sejin for inspection.

However, just as Kim Namjoon expected, the package contained a bloody dagger and a poster with unknown blood smeared on the ground, and the person on it was Kim Taewoo.

Rao was already mentally prepared. When he opened the package and saw what was inside, the staff was unavoidably startled, and they didn't dare to hide it. They quickly notified the BTS manager of the incident.After learning about this incident, Sejin told Kim Taewoo specifically to minimize going out alone during this time, and repeatedly told the members not to accept unknown packages, and to put safety first.

Although Jin Taiyu didn't see the package that was said to be very exciting, but judging from the various text messages he received frequently during this period, it might not be a good thing. Take it to heart.Leaning lazily on the sofa, he couldn't help laughing when he saw the new text message, and decisively dragged the number into the blacklist, then stood up, picked up the coat that was put aside, and prepared to go out.

The maknae who was immersed in the game took a moment to glance at him and asked, "Brother Taiyu, are you going to go out alone?"

Jin Taiyu took the mask on the table and put it on, nodded when he heard his words, and did not intend to hide it: "I am going to apply for a new phone card, don't worry, I will be back soon, nothing will happen."

Tian Jungkook also heard about the package, seeing him going out alone, he was even more worried, hurriedly ended the game, stood up together, did not speak, just followed Jin Taiyu's ass later.Someone went out with him, and Jin Taiyu didn't refuse. He took out a black baseball cap from the cabinet and put it on for his maiden. After thinking about it, he took out a brand new black mask and handed it over, saying: "In order to avoid being caught If you recognize it, put it on, if there is still time later, we can take this opportunity to go out for a walk."

BTS is currently in the promotion period, and the follow-up song "Hormonal Wars" of the first official album has also been recorded. In addition to the busy schedule and tight time for practice, they have no time to relax and relax. The only Entertainment probably means just sleeping at home all day, or squatting at home playing games like maknae Jungkook. The three older brothers of Rapline are still producing songs in the company's studio, and most of the rest of the members are resting, so they don't notice at all that Tian Jungkook and Kim Taewoo have sneaked out, preparing to make a big deal.

For Jin Taiyu, the various threatening text messages issued by ANTI really have no effect on him. However, even though he didn't take it seriously, the dozen or so text messages every day still made him a little annoyed, so he decided to change it. Zhang Xin's phone card, too lazy to deal with these idle black fans.It didn't take long to apply for a new phone card, and all the procedures were completed quickly. After paying the money, Jin Taiyu directly replaced the phone card. Take a good walk around the neighborhood to relax.

Taking advantage of the fact that there were not too many pedestrians on the road today, Jin Taiyu took Tian Zhengguo to the street to buy a spicy fried rice cake. The two brothers did not plan to scruple about their image, and they did not have the slightest burden of idols. They just squatted on the side of the road and ate them one by one. stand up.He wrapped himself up tightly, although it was inconvenient to eat while covering his face, but he avoided the embarrassment of being recognized.

Jin Taiyu still has a lot of money on him, and he just finished eating spicy fried rice cakes, but he felt that he was still a little unfulfilled, so he simply took the maknae to a nearby restaurant to eat some skewers.And when he heard that there were mutton skewers to eat, Tian Zhengguo hugged his brother excitedly, and hummed a little song along the way, apparently in a good mood.

As the leader of the BTS's pet brother alliance that is comparable to Park Jimin, Kim Tae-woo is almost unrestrained in favor of his own maknae, and sometimes he is hated by the maknae with a face like "my brother is really good, my brother" The cutest proud face in the world, the other members complained a lot about this unscrupulous m-shaking behavior.

The brothers killed each other and went to the mutton skewer shop to have a good meal. When it was finally time to check out, the little girl at the cashier felt a little surprised.It's amazing that these two teenagers who don't really look fat, and are even a little thin, can eat so much.And Jin Taiyu and Tian Jungkook tugged on the brim of their hats in a very tacit understanding. After paying the bill in a hurry, they took the packed takeaway bags and prepared to go home. The brothers in the family probably haven't eaten yet. , It is better to go back and feed earlier.

There was a person standing downstairs in the dormitory. It looked like a girl. Tian Zhengguo had just finished eating mutton skewers, and he was in a good mood. He asked the girl to stand downstairs alone, thinking that she was an illegitimate fan. She likes illegitimate children too much, so she patiently walked forward and prepared to persuade her to go home earlier. After all, it is not safe to be outside alone.

However, just as he stepped forward, the girl turned around abruptly. She was wearing a hat and a mask to wrap herself tightly. After seeing him, her exposed eyes suddenly narrowed strangely and excitedly. stand up.Tian Jungkook was still a little dazed, and subconsciously frowned, but this somewhat strange fan suddenly took out a handful of things from his bag and stabbed at him.

Thanks to the maknae's strong motor skills, even though he avoided direct contact, he was unsteady and fell to the ground because of his excessive range of motion.

When Jin Taiyu saw that fan turned around, he sensed that something was wrong, he hurriedly put down the takeaway bag in his hand, rushed up without thinking much, and blocked Tian Jungkook.Seeing that his beloved younger brother was almost hurt, Jin Taiyu almost lost his mind. He gritted his molars, stared at the person in front of him with a cold face, and his tone was as if suddenly poisoned: "You fucking Where did you come from, you dare to touch my family, are you really not afraid of death?!"

The man seemed taken aback by his appearance, Jin Taiyu saw the opportunity and rushed up, ready to grab the knife in his hand.After all, he is an adult man with an absolute advantage in strength and height. Jin Taiyu tried his best to control the tyrannical emotion of wanting to cut the man in front of him into five horses. took the knife from her hand.

Tian Jungkook was a child after all, and it was the first time he encountered such a situation, so he didn't react at all, and was so frightened that he hid behind Jin Taiyu and dared not move.For this woman with malicious intentions, Jin Taiyu would not have any so-called gentlemanly demeanor, he directly cut off the other's hand, controlled her ability to move, and then directly called the manager to let him come over to handle the matter.

Looking at Jungkook who was obviously terrified, most of the violent and bloody negative emotions that filled Kim Taewoo's heart disappeared, and he patted Jungkook's head with a hand, and said with a smile: "It's okay, wait for Shizhen It’s good that brother is here. Are you not injured?”

Tian Jungkook was about to shake his head, but suddenly his eyes widened. Jin Taiyu was still a little puzzled, and followed the youngest's gaze, only to find that his white clothes were already dripping with blood. He was stunned for a moment. , the phone was snatched away by the anxious Tian Jungkook.

In the dormitory, Jin Shuozhen was about to enter the kitchen to prepare dinner, and found that there was almost no soy sauce in the house, so she subconsciously called Taiyu, but no one answered.He was stunned for a while, when the phone call came in, Jin Shuozhen didn't think much, and directly pressed the connect button.

Then the members heard a loud noise, and then the big brother Jin Shuozhen roared angrily:

"What did you say?! Taiyu was stabbed by an anti fan?!"

The author has something to say:

Secretly poke and poke and run away after a wave of major events! _(:з」∠)_

There are a lot of anti fans in the Korean fan circle, such as Dongshin's previous incident _(:з」∠)_

Continue to do things in the next chapter! !

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Kim Tae Woo who had a bloodbath today: ...why is it always me who gets hurt? ! [Kim Taehyung's pathetic.jpg]

Busan's No. [-] Cannon Tianjiuguo who feels uncomfortable if he doesn't hate his brother for a day: Who told you that you are shaking m?If you don't abuse you, who will you abuse? [Swing my giant bird.jpg]