billion box office tycoon
Chapter 32 Male Lead
After they finished eating, Ye Weilin was about to take the dishes to wash, but was stopped by Yin Lan, so he had to call Fu Qi back to the room to continue discussing the filming matters, while Yin Lan stood aside very interestingly after washing the dishes Doing homework will not affect the two of them at all.
Fu Qi glanced at Yin Lan who was sitting outside reviewing materials, and suddenly whispered to Ye Weilin: "Have you not considered him?"
Ye Weilin was stunned for a while before realizing that Fu Qi was referring to the male lead candidate.
He was silent for a long while before replying: "I thought about it, but... this movie had a bad influence on him."
Fu Qi recalled what the other party told him about Yin Lan's life experience, and suddenly realized something, but he still persuaded: "What's the matter? Everyone in filmmaking has to go through difficulties, especially actors, who can't even accept the shooting process of similar moods. , how will you go this way in the future?"
Ye Weilin sighed: "The problem is, he didn't necessarily choose to be an actor. He was desperate when he made micro-movies. Now he is a normal student. He decides what path to take in the future, and he doesn't need others to mislead him. "
"Wrong guidance? You weren't the one who pulled him in back then! How would you know if you didn't ask!" Fu Qi rolled his eyes.
"That year was then, and now is now." Ye Weilin remained unmoved.
Fu Qi said angrily: "I'm just reminding you kindly, do you really treat him like a younger brother? Now there are many ungrateful white-eyed wolves. If he encounters some setbacks in the future, he might blame you for not giving him the opportunity to be an actor!"
The voices of the two had already grown louder unconsciously, and Yin Lan's hand holding the pen paused for a long time before finally letting it go.He stood up, walked to the door of Ye Weilin's room, and knocked lightly on the door.
"..." The quarrel in the room stopped abruptly.
Ye Weilin looked at Yin Lan, wanted to say something, but was speechless.
Yin Lan's narrow, black and white eyes looked straight at him, as if showing his seriousness and stubbornness: "Brother, I am willing to be an actor. You want me. I don't want a salary, and I don't have to." read."
Before Ye Weilin could speak, Fu Qi smiled: "Look at what I said, he clearly has this wish, you have to stop him, how do you know what he really thinks if you don't ask, maybe he has long in his heart- "
"Shut up." Ye Weilin interrupted him with a low sip, and then said to Yin Lan: "I don't want you to make this decision because you want to return my favor or help me."
Yin Lan shook her head, and replied, "It's not because of this. I made up my mind to take this path after filming that micro movie with you back then."
Ye Weilin stared at him closely, observing his every subtle expression, until the atmosphere of the whole room was almost rigid, he finally nodded and said: "Okay, I'll try the mirror for you later, if it doesn't work, I still don't will want you."
"Thank you, brother." Yin Lan seemed a little excited, with a gleam in her eyes.
"Tch, you put on makeup." Fu Qi mocked in a low voice, stood up and walked out, and said, "You two brothers, talk slowly, brother, I won't accompany you."
Because of the special relationship with Yin Lan, Ye Weilin still showed Yin Lan the complete script even though he has not been officially confirmed as the leading actor.
The script is tentatively titled "The Phantom of Hometown". It tells the story of a city boy, Xiaojie, who returns to his ancestral rural hometown with his parents during the vacation. After driving for several days on rugged mountain roads, he finally reaches his destination. Desolate little village.
Although the village is remote, there are more than a dozen families living in it. Due to the decline of the farming model, young people have gone to the city to work. There is no mature labor force in the village, and every household is left with old people, women and young children.
The arrival of Xiaojie's family brought a little life to the dreary village. Xiaojie, who has been living in the city and has never been to the countryside, is full of curiosity and freshness about the village.
He went from house to house, trying to establish a friendly relationship with the children in the village, but was repelled and teased by the children who were also curious about him but wary. The two sides often staged chasing battles, and Xiaojie also encountered many strange signs. Also gradually uncovered the mysterious mystery shrouded in this village.
With Yin Lan's experience, naturally he can't judge the quality of the script professionally, but after he finished reading it, Da Xiaxia's was inexplicably chilled, he took a breath, and continued to read the script with his hands. Just focus on the relevant content of the character you want to play.
Ye Weilin had just finished calling Liu Jia, and turned around to see that Yin Lan was still looking down at the script, while the clock on the wall had already pointed to the hour in the early morning.
Taking advantage of the other party's full attention, he approached lightly, and then quickly took the script from the other party's hand. Seeing that the other party still had a blank expression that did not respond, Ye Weilin smiled: "You have to go to school tomorrow. Don't go to bed too late."
"I... still have to go to school?" Yin Lan looked puzzled.
Due to the angle, Ye Weilin was standing, and the other party was sitting and looking up at him. The young man's face was particularly beautiful under the hazy light, especially his narrow, long and deep eyes, with long eyelashes trembling slightly, even with an ignorant and innocent expression , would be mistaken for tender affection.
It's so beautiful, I really want to take a picture of it.
Ye Weilin thought so, but still frowned and said: "Of course, if you are determined to take the actor's path, you should not give up your studies. You are in the first year of high school, right? After two years, you can try to enroll us School."
"If you are admitted to an art school, you will have a lot of options in the future. If you are not used to being in front of the stage, you can choose behind the scenes." Ye Weilin explained.There are still some things he didn't say, which are more realistic and cruel, but he believes that the other party also understands that the path to take will be different if you go to college or not.
Yin Lan looked a little surprised, he didn't expect the possibility that Ye Weilin said.
He thought that being able to act well with the other party and have a good skill would be a lifetime blessing.
"You go to school first, and when the filming is confirmed, I'll take a leave of absence for you, and then go back to study after the filming, you know?" Ye Weilin couldn't help but patted his head, thinking of the other party's cuteness and sensibleness since he moved in.
In his previous life, he was single until his death. He had no wife, let alone a son, and his only sister. Later, he became a vegetable in a car accident.
Even if he is a cold man, he still needs some warmth sometimes, whether it is love, family affection, or friendship, it doesn't matter.It's a pity that in a foreign country, the friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, and his feelings have no place to rest.
After rebirth, he was fortunate enough to meet Fu Qi and adopted Yin Lan, which gave him a sense of belonging to this world, especially the latter, who, being together day and night, gave him a sense of responsibility and family affection.
Maybe he really regards Yin Lan as his younger brother, or maybe it's a transfer of family affection.
Ye Weilin didn't want to get to the bottom of it, he only knew that he had responsibilities and obligations, and he had to take good care of the other party.
Yin Lan, who was touched on the head, sat very obediently, his long forehead hair blocked most of his face, making it difficult to see his expression clearly.
Seeing this, Ye Weilin couldn't help frowning and said, "The hair in front of you is too long. I'll cut it in two days."
Yin Lan nodded, still obedient like a puppet.
This kid is too obedient. Ye Weilin thought of the rebelliousness and stubbornness hidden in the courtesy of the other party when they first met, and couldn't help but start to wonder if he was too strict with him, making him sensitive to relying on others, so that he would restrain all his wildness. .
Thinking of this, Ye Weilin added in a gentle tone: "I asked you to cut it to fit the characters in the script. It doesn't matter if you want to keep it longer after filming."
"It's just as long as brother likes it, I'm fine." Yin Lan raised her head and smiled, her face had a strange charm under the light.
Because of Fu Qi's relationship, both of them received definite answers to their Dream Fund applications. Only Liu Jia encountered some difficulties. Later, Ye Weilin asked Fu Qi to come forward to lobby, and finally the three parties' funds were settled.
As for the filming permit and other documents, Ye Weilin also entrusted the college to apply for it early in the morning. After paying a part of the fee, he quickly got the permit.
Now we only need to wait for the script project to be approved, and then we can make preliminary planning for the shooting.
"Don't worry, it will be approved soon." Fu Qi said confidently.
"In this case, let's go to the scene first." Ye Weilin said, took out the map, pointed to the red dots that had been circled on it, and said: "Considering the lack of funds, it is not possible to find places that are too far away. Go, but the suburban villages near the capital are well-known, and the only way to find a shooting location is by going to Hebei Province. I went there twice before and found a location that was more in line with the description of the script, but the disadvantage is that that section of the road took place on a rainy day. Over mudslides, safety needs to be discussed.”
"Then let's go and have a look tomorrow." Fu Qi said.
"it is good."
In the early morning of the next day, the two of them transferred all the way according to the map route. After leaving the road under the jurisdiction of the capital, the car suddenly turned from the spacious concrete road to a rugged and muddy country road, not to mention the flat concrete road. There was no basic hardening, and the two of them staggered all the way to the destination that Ye Weilin said.
It was indeed a remote and desolate village. In the modern age where the economy is so developed, there is not a single small building built in the entire village. Insects fly.
There are very few people living in the village, and they are all old people, women and children who are basically incapable of working. They are separated in twos, some are drying the grain, some are fetching water and washing clothes, and some of them are wearing dirty and old clothes that obviously don't fit. The children laughed and ran around the village, and some noticed the two of them, and they were looking at them with curious eyes, but they didn't approach them.
In addition to these simple appearances, the whole village also presents a quiet and tranquil beauty under the afterglow of the setting sun. Presumably, under the camera, it will also smudge a ray of nostalgia for the old homeland, just like wanderers wandering thousands of miles in their dreams. back to the screen.
Fu Qi almost just glanced at it before making a decision: "Just choose this place, no matter what the mudslide is."
The author has something to say:
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My name is Pang Pangpang. I am 20 years old this year. I am a fat man weighing two hundred catties. I have foot odor, body odor, and bad breath. It is said that fat people have good skin, but I am an exception. Every inch of skin is extremely rough. Big enough to suck people in.
It is said that Fatty has a kind personality, but I still deviate from people's perception of Fatty, because I am ugly and smelly, the university is the best dormitory, and I am a social refugee after graduation. Personality, I want to kick when I see a cat, I want to eat when I see a dog, I want to hit a person when I see it, I am a complete rotten person.
What?Asking my partner, it's really funny, you guys.
I have introduced so much, just to tell you that I am a fat man who hates gods and ghosts. I was abandoned by the world and could no longer feel the hope of life. I decided to die.
I used to be an Internet writer, and I met a gay friend from Northeast China. He always wanted to see me. I was afraid that my ugly face and smelly body would wipe out his goodwill for me, so I never agreed, but when I was dying So, I decided to go see him.
I am a southerner, and I have never been to the north in my life, nor to the Northeast, nor have I experienced the joy of taking a bath, so I decided to go to the Northeast to commit suicide and die in the bathhouse, let me be touched by others' loving touch I will die forever.
After selling off all my belongings, I took the green leather train to the Northeast. My friend lived in Daxinganling. His name was Leng Aofu. He wore a mink hat and a bear skin. He looked like a furry man.
He is a typical northeastern man, eight feet tall, with lush hair, eyes as big as copper bells, and a face like a knife-cut noodle.
Sliced noodles and Bawang tickets are even more delicious when fried together.
When he saw me from a distance, he was stunned, as if he couldn't believe that the other side who wrote such delicate words on the Internet was really an ugly and fat person.
Of course, maybe my body odor is too strong, which made him dumbfounded.
"Leng Aotian! You...why, why are you like this." He called out my pseudonym, but made himself even more embarrassed.
I don't want to greet him at all, I just need to know what Leng Aofu, whom I have never met before, looks like, why bother talking, anyway, I will be dead soon.
I turned around and left. He didn't chase after me, but just took out the Apple 6 in his bearskin pocket, leaving a click on my back.
I also took out my mobile phone, and the latest developments in Moments are a few photos posted by Leng Aofu, my back is submerged in a vast expanse of snow, accompanied by his text: "The endless imprisonment in Daxinganling made a coal boss lose self."
I agreed to stop talking, but I couldn't bear it at this moment. I quickly replied: "Being fat is not necessarily a coal boss, he is a director tycoon, and a billion box office is for him."
This scheming guy, because my new article is called "Billion Box Office Tycoon" and his is "Endless Examination and Imprisonment", Leng Aofu always does everything possible to advertise his new article, let me, the genuine Leng Aotian I have nowhere to go, even if I die, I have to finish the advertisement!
I advertised my new article, and I was very melancholy. I thought of my readers still waiting in the pit, and remembered that Xipi, who blew up my Bawang vote list, was still in Sichuan waiting for me to collect enough travel expenses to become Mrs. Jiuzhaigou.
Who knows, I came to the Northeast to meet Leng Aofu, but I didn't go to Sichuan to meet him.
Obviously he and I are Xipi, I suddenly feel sorry for him.
I didn't want to leave regrets before my death, so I decided to go to Sichuan to see him for the last time, but I had no travel expenses, and I spent all my money when I came to Northeast China.
Anyway, I am a rotten person, and I am a rotten person who is going to die, so I turned my face and went back to Leng Aofu's house ruthlessly, suffocated him who was snoring on the bed, peeled off his bear skin, put on his ermine hat, Transformed into a Mao Mao, and immediately left on the green leather train.
After the train arrived in Chengdu, I used the deceased Leng Aofu's relic Apple 6 to contact Mr. Xipi, Luomo.
He is also a writer I met on the Internet. Why did he develop into Xipi? Because of one sentence of his, he said that he looks very similar to me.
I asked him, you have never seen me, how do you know I look like you.
He said, Wen is like a man, he thinks I am a man with frowning eyebrows and a frail and emaciated figure.
He also said that boys who write about Tanmei will not be too lucky.
So we became Xipi. I don't know if we will be intimidated by a man who looks like Qianchou with frowning eyebrows and whose body is so delicate that Xifeng is emaciated.
I sure as hell frightened him.
I haven't seen what his real body looks like, but he suddenly transformed in the crowded and busy Chengdu Railway Station, and only heard a "bang", he turned into a giant white python, and the crowd everywhere ran away in fright.
Only I continued to approach him regardless of the danger, because my body odor smelled like realgar, and I was not afraid of snakes.
I saw the giant python twisting its body and weeping "嘤嘤", and said sadly: "I am originally Luo Suzhen from Chengdu Mountain, and you were kind to me in the previous life. Hot pot, who knows..."
As he was speaking, he suddenly convulsed, the huge snake head fell to the ground, the snake eyes were huge, and crystal tears flowed out, he said: "I died after smelling the smell of benefactor, it is considered good luck, but... just beg Engong promises me one thing!"
"What's the matter?" Looking at its dying expression, I felt a dull pain in my heart.
"My serialization on Lujiang.com has not... not... finished, please... benevolent..." It spoke intermittently, and I was impatient to hear it, so I interrupted: "Got it, hand over your Lujiang.com account password, I'll finish it for you, and take out your proceeds by the way, and take care of your funeral."
"No...it's not." It shook its head weakly.
"Then what are you going to do?" I wondered.
"Help... me with a...advertisement, although your...text...data...is as...bad as your people...but...there is only so much you can do for me." It closed its eyes after saying that , as if finally dead.
"By the way." It opened its eyes suddenly, and continued to explain: "My article is called "Comprehensive", this damn love..." He foamed at the mouth and died.
Seeing that the big white python finally died, the surrounding crowd came forward with hot pot seasonings. After a while, Luomo Suzhen became the dish of Sichuan people.
I turned and walked away silently, the pork belly on my body trembled under the strong wind, shimmering under the light of sweat.
After the death of two gay friends, I suddenly realized that life still has a lot of meaning. I don't want to die, and I don't want to advertise for them!
After I went back, I wrote down my life insights in the author's words of my new article. I didn't advertise their new articles, but only commented on my new chapter.
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Fu Qi glanced at Yin Lan who was sitting outside reviewing materials, and suddenly whispered to Ye Weilin: "Have you not considered him?"
Ye Weilin was stunned for a while before realizing that Fu Qi was referring to the male lead candidate.
He was silent for a long while before replying: "I thought about it, but... this movie had a bad influence on him."
Fu Qi recalled what the other party told him about Yin Lan's life experience, and suddenly realized something, but he still persuaded: "What's the matter? Everyone in filmmaking has to go through difficulties, especially actors, who can't even accept the shooting process of similar moods. , how will you go this way in the future?"
Ye Weilin sighed: "The problem is, he didn't necessarily choose to be an actor. He was desperate when he made micro-movies. Now he is a normal student. He decides what path to take in the future, and he doesn't need others to mislead him. "
"Wrong guidance? You weren't the one who pulled him in back then! How would you know if you didn't ask!" Fu Qi rolled his eyes.
"That year was then, and now is now." Ye Weilin remained unmoved.
Fu Qi said angrily: "I'm just reminding you kindly, do you really treat him like a younger brother? Now there are many ungrateful white-eyed wolves. If he encounters some setbacks in the future, he might blame you for not giving him the opportunity to be an actor!"
The voices of the two had already grown louder unconsciously, and Yin Lan's hand holding the pen paused for a long time before finally letting it go.He stood up, walked to the door of Ye Weilin's room, and knocked lightly on the door.
"..." The quarrel in the room stopped abruptly.
Ye Weilin looked at Yin Lan, wanted to say something, but was speechless.
Yin Lan's narrow, black and white eyes looked straight at him, as if showing his seriousness and stubbornness: "Brother, I am willing to be an actor. You want me. I don't want a salary, and I don't have to." read."
Before Ye Weilin could speak, Fu Qi smiled: "Look at what I said, he clearly has this wish, you have to stop him, how do you know what he really thinks if you don't ask, maybe he has long in his heart- "
"Shut up." Ye Weilin interrupted him with a low sip, and then said to Yin Lan: "I don't want you to make this decision because you want to return my favor or help me."
Yin Lan shook her head, and replied, "It's not because of this. I made up my mind to take this path after filming that micro movie with you back then."
Ye Weilin stared at him closely, observing his every subtle expression, until the atmosphere of the whole room was almost rigid, he finally nodded and said: "Okay, I'll try the mirror for you later, if it doesn't work, I still don't will want you."
"Thank you, brother." Yin Lan seemed a little excited, with a gleam in her eyes.
"Tch, you put on makeup." Fu Qi mocked in a low voice, stood up and walked out, and said, "You two brothers, talk slowly, brother, I won't accompany you."
Because of the special relationship with Yin Lan, Ye Weilin still showed Yin Lan the complete script even though he has not been officially confirmed as the leading actor.
The script is tentatively titled "The Phantom of Hometown". It tells the story of a city boy, Xiaojie, who returns to his ancestral rural hometown with his parents during the vacation. After driving for several days on rugged mountain roads, he finally reaches his destination. Desolate little village.
Although the village is remote, there are more than a dozen families living in it. Due to the decline of the farming model, young people have gone to the city to work. There is no mature labor force in the village, and every household is left with old people, women and young children.
The arrival of Xiaojie's family brought a little life to the dreary village. Xiaojie, who has been living in the city and has never been to the countryside, is full of curiosity and freshness about the village.
He went from house to house, trying to establish a friendly relationship with the children in the village, but was repelled and teased by the children who were also curious about him but wary. The two sides often staged chasing battles, and Xiaojie also encountered many strange signs. Also gradually uncovered the mysterious mystery shrouded in this village.
With Yin Lan's experience, naturally he can't judge the quality of the script professionally, but after he finished reading it, Da Xiaxia's was inexplicably chilled, he took a breath, and continued to read the script with his hands. Just focus on the relevant content of the character you want to play.
Ye Weilin had just finished calling Liu Jia, and turned around to see that Yin Lan was still looking down at the script, while the clock on the wall had already pointed to the hour in the early morning.
Taking advantage of the other party's full attention, he approached lightly, and then quickly took the script from the other party's hand. Seeing that the other party still had a blank expression that did not respond, Ye Weilin smiled: "You have to go to school tomorrow. Don't go to bed too late."
"I... still have to go to school?" Yin Lan looked puzzled.
Due to the angle, Ye Weilin was standing, and the other party was sitting and looking up at him. The young man's face was particularly beautiful under the hazy light, especially his narrow, long and deep eyes, with long eyelashes trembling slightly, even with an ignorant and innocent expression , would be mistaken for tender affection.
It's so beautiful, I really want to take a picture of it.
Ye Weilin thought so, but still frowned and said: "Of course, if you are determined to take the actor's path, you should not give up your studies. You are in the first year of high school, right? After two years, you can try to enroll us School."
"If you are admitted to an art school, you will have a lot of options in the future. If you are not used to being in front of the stage, you can choose behind the scenes." Ye Weilin explained.There are still some things he didn't say, which are more realistic and cruel, but he believes that the other party also understands that the path to take will be different if you go to college or not.
Yin Lan looked a little surprised, he didn't expect the possibility that Ye Weilin said.
He thought that being able to act well with the other party and have a good skill would be a lifetime blessing.
"You go to school first, and when the filming is confirmed, I'll take a leave of absence for you, and then go back to study after the filming, you know?" Ye Weilin couldn't help but patted his head, thinking of the other party's cuteness and sensibleness since he moved in.
In his previous life, he was single until his death. He had no wife, let alone a son, and his only sister. Later, he became a vegetable in a car accident.
Even if he is a cold man, he still needs some warmth sometimes, whether it is love, family affection, or friendship, it doesn't matter.It's a pity that in a foreign country, the friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, and his feelings have no place to rest.
After rebirth, he was fortunate enough to meet Fu Qi and adopted Yin Lan, which gave him a sense of belonging to this world, especially the latter, who, being together day and night, gave him a sense of responsibility and family affection.
Maybe he really regards Yin Lan as his younger brother, or maybe it's a transfer of family affection.
Ye Weilin didn't want to get to the bottom of it, he only knew that he had responsibilities and obligations, and he had to take good care of the other party.
Yin Lan, who was touched on the head, sat very obediently, his long forehead hair blocked most of his face, making it difficult to see his expression clearly.
Seeing this, Ye Weilin couldn't help frowning and said, "The hair in front of you is too long. I'll cut it in two days."
Yin Lan nodded, still obedient like a puppet.
This kid is too obedient. Ye Weilin thought of the rebelliousness and stubbornness hidden in the courtesy of the other party when they first met, and couldn't help but start to wonder if he was too strict with him, making him sensitive to relying on others, so that he would restrain all his wildness. .
Thinking of this, Ye Weilin added in a gentle tone: "I asked you to cut it to fit the characters in the script. It doesn't matter if you want to keep it longer after filming."
"It's just as long as brother likes it, I'm fine." Yin Lan raised her head and smiled, her face had a strange charm under the light.
Because of Fu Qi's relationship, both of them received definite answers to their Dream Fund applications. Only Liu Jia encountered some difficulties. Later, Ye Weilin asked Fu Qi to come forward to lobby, and finally the three parties' funds were settled.
As for the filming permit and other documents, Ye Weilin also entrusted the college to apply for it early in the morning. After paying a part of the fee, he quickly got the permit.
Now we only need to wait for the script project to be approved, and then we can make preliminary planning for the shooting.
"Don't worry, it will be approved soon." Fu Qi said confidently.
"In this case, let's go to the scene first." Ye Weilin said, took out the map, pointed to the red dots that had been circled on it, and said: "Considering the lack of funds, it is not possible to find places that are too far away. Go, but the suburban villages near the capital are well-known, and the only way to find a shooting location is by going to Hebei Province. I went there twice before and found a location that was more in line with the description of the script, but the disadvantage is that that section of the road took place on a rainy day. Over mudslides, safety needs to be discussed.”
"Then let's go and have a look tomorrow." Fu Qi said.
"it is good."
In the early morning of the next day, the two of them transferred all the way according to the map route. After leaving the road under the jurisdiction of the capital, the car suddenly turned from the spacious concrete road to a rugged and muddy country road, not to mention the flat concrete road. There was no basic hardening, and the two of them staggered all the way to the destination that Ye Weilin said.
It was indeed a remote and desolate village. In the modern age where the economy is so developed, there is not a single small building built in the entire village. Insects fly.
There are very few people living in the village, and they are all old people, women and children who are basically incapable of working. They are separated in twos, some are drying the grain, some are fetching water and washing clothes, and some of them are wearing dirty and old clothes that obviously don't fit. The children laughed and ran around the village, and some noticed the two of them, and they were looking at them with curious eyes, but they didn't approach them.
In addition to these simple appearances, the whole village also presents a quiet and tranquil beauty under the afterglow of the setting sun. Presumably, under the camera, it will also smudge a ray of nostalgia for the old homeland, just like wanderers wandering thousands of miles in their dreams. back to the screen.
Fu Qi almost just glanced at it before making a decision: "Just choose this place, no matter what the mudslide is."
The author has something to say:
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My name is Pang Pangpang. I am 20 years old this year. I am a fat man weighing two hundred catties. I have foot odor, body odor, and bad breath. It is said that fat people have good skin, but I am an exception. Every inch of skin is extremely rough. Big enough to suck people in.
It is said that Fatty has a kind personality, but I still deviate from people's perception of Fatty, because I am ugly and smelly, the university is the best dormitory, and I am a social refugee after graduation. Personality, I want to kick when I see a cat, I want to eat when I see a dog, I want to hit a person when I see it, I am a complete rotten person.
What?Asking my partner, it's really funny, you guys.
I have introduced so much, just to tell you that I am a fat man who hates gods and ghosts. I was abandoned by the world and could no longer feel the hope of life. I decided to die.
I used to be an Internet writer, and I met a gay friend from Northeast China. He always wanted to see me. I was afraid that my ugly face and smelly body would wipe out his goodwill for me, so I never agreed, but when I was dying So, I decided to go see him.
I am a southerner, and I have never been to the north in my life, nor to the Northeast, nor have I experienced the joy of taking a bath, so I decided to go to the Northeast to commit suicide and die in the bathhouse, let me be touched by others' loving touch I will die forever.
After selling off all my belongings, I took the green leather train to the Northeast. My friend lived in Daxinganling. His name was Leng Aofu. He wore a mink hat and a bear skin. He looked like a furry man.
He is a typical northeastern man, eight feet tall, with lush hair, eyes as big as copper bells, and a face like a knife-cut noodle.
Sliced noodles and Bawang tickets are even more delicious when fried together.
When he saw me from a distance, he was stunned, as if he couldn't believe that the other side who wrote such delicate words on the Internet was really an ugly and fat person.
Of course, maybe my body odor is too strong, which made him dumbfounded.
"Leng Aotian! You...why, why are you like this." He called out my pseudonym, but made himself even more embarrassed.
I don't want to greet him at all, I just need to know what Leng Aofu, whom I have never met before, looks like, why bother talking, anyway, I will be dead soon.
I turned around and left. He didn't chase after me, but just took out the Apple 6 in his bearskin pocket, leaving a click on my back.
I also took out my mobile phone, and the latest developments in Moments are a few photos posted by Leng Aofu, my back is submerged in a vast expanse of snow, accompanied by his text: "The endless imprisonment in Daxinganling made a coal boss lose self."
I agreed to stop talking, but I couldn't bear it at this moment. I quickly replied: "Being fat is not necessarily a coal boss, he is a director tycoon, and a billion box office is for him."
This scheming guy, because my new article is called "Billion Box Office Tycoon" and his is "Endless Examination and Imprisonment", Leng Aofu always does everything possible to advertise his new article, let me, the genuine Leng Aotian I have nowhere to go, even if I die, I have to finish the advertisement!
I advertised my new article, and I was very melancholy. I thought of my readers still waiting in the pit, and remembered that Xipi, who blew up my Bawang vote list, was still in Sichuan waiting for me to collect enough travel expenses to become Mrs. Jiuzhaigou.
Who knows, I came to the Northeast to meet Leng Aofu, but I didn't go to Sichuan to meet him.
Obviously he and I are Xipi, I suddenly feel sorry for him.
I didn't want to leave regrets before my death, so I decided to go to Sichuan to see him for the last time, but I had no travel expenses, and I spent all my money when I came to Northeast China.
Anyway, I am a rotten person, and I am a rotten person who is going to die, so I turned my face and went back to Leng Aofu's house ruthlessly, suffocated him who was snoring on the bed, peeled off his bear skin, put on his ermine hat, Transformed into a Mao Mao, and immediately left on the green leather train.
After the train arrived in Chengdu, I used the deceased Leng Aofu's relic Apple 6 to contact Mr. Xipi, Luomo.
He is also a writer I met on the Internet. Why did he develop into Xipi? Because of one sentence of his, he said that he looks very similar to me.
I asked him, you have never seen me, how do you know I look like you.
He said, Wen is like a man, he thinks I am a man with frowning eyebrows and a frail and emaciated figure.
He also said that boys who write about Tanmei will not be too lucky.
So we became Xipi. I don't know if we will be intimidated by a man who looks like Qianchou with frowning eyebrows and whose body is so delicate that Xifeng is emaciated.
I sure as hell frightened him.
I haven't seen what his real body looks like, but he suddenly transformed in the crowded and busy Chengdu Railway Station, and only heard a "bang", he turned into a giant white python, and the crowd everywhere ran away in fright.
Only I continued to approach him regardless of the danger, because my body odor smelled like realgar, and I was not afraid of snakes.
I saw the giant python twisting its body and weeping "嘤嘤", and said sadly: "I am originally Luo Suzhen from Chengdu Mountain, and you were kind to me in the previous life. Hot pot, who knows..."
As he was speaking, he suddenly convulsed, the huge snake head fell to the ground, the snake eyes were huge, and crystal tears flowed out, he said: "I died after smelling the smell of benefactor, it is considered good luck, but... just beg Engong promises me one thing!"
"What's the matter?" Looking at its dying expression, I felt a dull pain in my heart.
"My serialization on Lujiang.com has not... not... finished, please... benevolent..." It spoke intermittently, and I was impatient to hear it, so I interrupted: "Got it, hand over your Lujiang.com account password, I'll finish it for you, and take out your proceeds by the way, and take care of your funeral."
"No...it's not." It shook its head weakly.
"Then what are you going to do?" I wondered.
"Help... me with a...advertisement, although your...text...data...is as...bad as your people...but...there is only so much you can do for me." It closed its eyes after saying that , as if finally dead.
"By the way." It opened its eyes suddenly, and continued to explain: "My article is called "Comprehensive", this damn love..." He foamed at the mouth and died.
Seeing that the big white python finally died, the surrounding crowd came forward with hot pot seasonings. After a while, Luomo Suzhen became the dish of Sichuan people.
I turned and walked away silently, the pork belly on my body trembled under the strong wind, shimmering under the light of sweat.
After the death of two gay friends, I suddenly realized that life still has a lot of meaning. I don't want to die, and I don't want to advertise for them!
After I went back, I wrote down my life insights in the author's words of my new article. I didn't advertise their new articles, but only commented on my new chapter.
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