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1 What are the two names?

Xie Junnan: ...

Zhuohua: ...Is it necessary?

Wu: Cough

2 What about age (this is really a sensitive issue)?

Xie Junnan: More than [-] and less than [-].

Zhuohua: more than [-] and less than [-].

Wu: Those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black...

Xie Junnan: Pfft.

3.gender is?

Xie Junnan: Boy.

Zhuohua: Brother.

4 What is your personality like?

Xie Junnan: Sensible and gentle.

Zhuohua: Not bad.

witch:……

5 The character of the other party?

Xie Junnan: Pure and well-behaved.

Zhuo Hua: ... Cough, gentle.

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Xie Junnan: Taocheng Bookstore.

Zhuohua: Taocheng Bookstore.

7 The first impression of the other party?

Xie Junnan: A sharp-tongued little guy.

Zhuohua: A rich man with pompous appearance.

Xie Junnan: ...

8 What do you like about each other?

Xie Junnan: Simple, easy to deceive, no scheming, very comfortable to get along with, not tired.

Zhuohua: Reliable.

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Xie Junnan: Nothing annoying.

Zhuo Hua: Hmm... nothing to hate.

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Xie Junnan: Very good.

Zhuohua: Hmm...

11 What do you call each other?

Xie Junnan: Zhuohua.

Zhuohua: Fourth brother.

Wu Hung: This brother's sense of déjà vu...

Xie Junnan: ...

Zhuohua: ...

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Xie Junnan: There is no need to change it, it is very good.

Zhuohua: Yes.

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other party is?

Xie Junnan: Peach Blossom.

Zhuohua: Lily.

Xie Junnan: ...

Wu Hung: Hahahaha...cough

14 If you want to give a gift to the other party, would you give it?

Xie Junnan: Take him out to play, or accompany him to Taibai Mountain.

Zhuo Hua: Follow his orders.

Wu Hung: The normal answer, shouldn't it be washing clean?

Zhuohua: ...Dirty!

witch:……

15 So what gift would you like for yourself?

Xie Junnan: As long as it is given by him, I like it.

Zhuohua: Being able to be together as a family is the best gift.

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Xie Junnan: No.

Zhuohua: In the past, he and Wu Linqing kept the matter from me, but now it is gone.

17. What is your hobby?

Xie Junnan: I have no special hobbies.

Zhuohua: Me neither.

18. What is the opponent's fault?

Xie Junnan: Nothing wrong.

Zhuohua: None.

19. What did the other party do (including mistakes) that made you unhappy?

Xie Junnan: Same answer as above.

20.What did you do (including making mistakes) that offended the other person?

Zhuohua: Same as above.

21. How far is your relationship?

Xie Junnan: The child can already run all over the place, what do you think?

Zhuo Hua: Um...no need to say any more.

witch:……

22. Where did two people meet for the first time?

Xie Junnan: Huaxi Village.

Zhuohua: In our village.

23. How was the atmosphere between the two at that time?

Xie Junnan: Very happy.

Zhuohua: Very good.

24. How far has it progressed?

Xie Junnan: We just met each other not long ago.

Zhuohua: Yes.

25. Where do you often go on dates?

Xie Junnan: This...

Zhuohua: ...

Wu Hung: Well, it seems that I haven't dated since I left Huaxi Village.

Xie Junnan: Cough, go back and make up.

26. What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Xie Junnan: He took the two children home in advance and kept it from him.

Zhuo Hua: Cook him longevity noodles......

27. Which party confessed?

Xie Junnan: Me.

Zhuohua: cough

28. How much do you like each other?

Xie Junnan: I don't know, but I will always like it.

Zhuohua: Me too.

Hung: Can't you give a provocative answer?

29. So, do you love each other?

Xie Junnan: Love, love very much.

Zhuo Hua: Hmm... Same as above.

30. What did the other party say that made you feel that it was very difficult to refuse?

Xie Junnan: I feel that I can't refuse what he said.

Zhuohua: ...No.

witch:……

31. If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Xie Junnan: I will not change my mind, and neither will Zhuo Hua.

Zhuohua: Well, I believe in the fourth brother.

32. Can you forgive the other party's change of heart?

Xie Junnan: ...Yes.

Zhuohua: ...

Hung: What kind of situation is this answer?

Xie Junnan: If Zhuohua changed his mind, he must have been deceived.

33. What will you do if the other party is late for more than 1 hour for a date?

Xie Junnan: Go find him.

Zhuohua: I'll wait for him.

34. Which part of the other person's body do you like most?

Xie Junnan: I like all of them.

Zhuohua: Cough, all of them.

35. What is the other party's sexy expression?

Xie Junnan: When the face is full of smiles.

Zhuohua: when pursing his lips lightly.

Wu Hung: Why do you suddenly feel that I have been dirty again?

Xie Junnan: ...

Zhuohua: ...

36. When two people are together, what makes your heart beat the most?

Xie Junnan: When he relied on me.

Zhuohua: He arranges the time for my family.

37. Have you ever lied to someone?Are you good at telling lies?

Xie Junnan: Yes, he is good at lying, but he will not lie to Zhuohua.

Zhuohua: A little good at it, but I haven't told him about it, except for concealing my rebirth.

38. When do you feel the happiest?

Xie Junnan: When I made a fake show with him.

Zhuohua: Cough... almost.

Wu Hung: How much difference is that?

Xie Junnan: The distance of a bed.

Wu: Pfft...

Zhuohua: ...

39. Have you ever had a fight?

Xie Junnan: Yes.

Zhuohua: Yes

40. What kind of quarrels are they?

Xie Junnan: At that time I was wearing a mask, it was useless for my real face, and Zhuohua misunderstood me.

Zhuo Hua: Well, I thought he was the same as Wu Linqing.

41. How to reconcile afterwards?

Xie Junnan: Braving the heavy rain, he stood outside Zhuohua's house all night, apologizing to Zhuohua.

Zhuohua: Well, he was still sick at the time.

Hung: Did you feel any heartache?

Zhuohua: ...No.

Xie Junnan: ...

42. Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Xie Junnan: Hope.

Zhuohua: Yes.

43. When did you feel loved?

Xie Junnan: When he responded to me.

Zhuo Hua: When he was with me.

44. When will you feel that maybe he doesn't love me anymore?

Xie Junnan: I won’t feel this way anymore.

Zhuohua: There is no such possibility.

witch:……

45. How do you express your love?

Xie Junnan: Treat him well.

Zhuohua: Listen to him.

Wu: Tsk tsk tsk...

Zhuohua: ...cough.

46. ​​What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Xie Junnan: Looks like you answered it?

Wu Hung: Then the next one.

47. Is there something that the two of you are hiding from each other?

Xie Junnan: No.

Zhuohua: None.

48. Do you feel inferior when two people get along?

Xie Junnan: No.

Zhuo Hua: No, I always knew that my uncle was not easy.

Wu Hung: Got it, my uncle is cheating.

49. Is the relationship between the two recognized or extremely secret?

Xie Junnan: Open.

Zhuohua: We are married.

50. Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Xie Junnan: Yes, and it has already been realized.

Zhuohua: Yes.

Wu Hung: Yes, Zhuo Hua knew about the past life.

51. Are you the attacker or the recipient?

Xie Junnan: The attacking side.

Zhuohua: Recipient.

52. Why did you decide so?

Xie Junnan: The setting of the world view.

Zhuohua: Same as above.

53. Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Xie Junnan: Satisfied.

Zhuohua: Yes.

54. Where was the first H?

Xie Junnan: At home.

Zhuohua: ...cough.

55. How did you feel at that time?

Xie Junnan: This person should be mine.

Zhuo Hua: ... I'm dumbfounded, I don't remember.

Xie Junnan: ...

56. How did the other party look like at that time?

Xie Junnan: Well, cute.

Zhuo Hua: ... in a daze.

57. On the morning of the first night, what was your first sentence?

Xie Junnan: I asked him if he was awake?

Zhuo Hua: Cough... um... um...

Wu Hung: Don't hesitate and haw, I know you were confused at the time.

Zhuohua: ...

58. What is the frequency of H every week?

Xie Junnan: It depends on the situation.

Zhuo Hua: Cough...

59. In your opinion, under the ideal situation, how many times a week is the best?

Xie Junnan: Two or three times is enough, it is also better for his health.

Zhuohua: ... Same as above.

60. So what kind of H is it?

Xie Junnan: Keep it secret.

Zhuohua: Keep it secret.

Wu Hung: Is it interesting to keep it a secret?

Xie Junnan/Zhuohua: Yes.

witch:……

61. Where is your most sensitive part?

Xie Junnan: Zhuohua knows.

Zhuo Hua: Fourth brother knows.

Wu: ...does it make sense?

Xie Junnan/Zhuohua: Yes.

witch:……

62. What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Xie Junnan/Zhuohua: I just know.

witch:……

63. If you use one sentence to describe the other party at H?

Xie Junnan: The rain hits the peach blossoms.

Zhuohua: ...

Hung: I thought it was going to be kept secret again.

64. Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Xie Junnan: I like it.

Zhuohua: cough

65. In general, where is H?

Xie Junnan: In the room.

Zhuohua: In the room.

66. Which place do you want to try?

Xie Junnan: There is no place I want to try.

Zhuohua: Huh...

67. Is the shower before or after H?

Xie Junnan: It depends on the situation.

Zhuohua: Hmm...

68. Is there any agreement between the two at H?

Xie Junnan: No.

Zhuohua: Same as above.

69. Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Xie Junnan: No.

Zhuohua: If it is not counted in the previous life, then it is not counted.

70. Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get the heart, at least you have to get the body"?

Xie Junnan: No.

Zhuohua: disgusted.

71. What would you do if the other party was raped by thugs?

Xie Junnan: Use his own way to treat his own body.

Zhuo Hua: Unexpectedly, that person will definitely be slaughtered.

72. Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Xie Junnan: No.

Zhuohua: ...cough

73. If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, what would you do?

Xie Junnan: Get him drunk, then throw him to another friend.

Zhuo Hua: ...Pfft.

74. Do you think you are good at H?

Xie Junnan: Good at it.

Zhuohua: Hmm...

75. What about the other party?

Xie Junnan: A little stupid.

Zhuohua: ...

Xie Junnan: Every time I can't find the feeling.

Zhuohua:!

Xie Junnan: I can only help him find his feelings.

Zhuohua:! ! !

Wu: Awesome!

76. What do you want the other party to say at the time of H?

Xie Junnan: No need to say anything, just call him fourth brother.

Zhuohua: I'm tired, I don't want to answer.

witch:……

77. Which expression do you like more when the other party is H?

Xie Junnan: His face was flushed, and he hummed.

Zhuohua:! ! ! ...

78. Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Xie Junnan: No.

Zhuohua: No way.

79. Are you interested in SM?

Xie Junnan: No.

Zhuohua: disgusted, very disgusted.

80. If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, what would you do?

Xie Junnan: Think about whether he is sick, or I accidentally made him angry.

Zhuohua: ...Wash it clean and do it well.

Xie Junnan: Uh-huh.

Zhuohua: ...

81. What do you think of the counterpart?

Xie Junnan: I don’t read much, I’m not interested.

Zhuohua: I still feel disgusted.

82. In the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Xie Junnan: There is no such situation at present.

Zhuohua: No such thing.

Wu Hung: All right.

83. What is the more painful thing in H?

Xie Junnan: There is no pain, but more enjoyment.

Zhuohua: ...don't ask me, I don't want to talk.

84. Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

Xie Junnan: No...

Zhuohua: ...

Wu Hung: Then the next question will be waived...

86. Has the attacking side ever committed any crimes?

Xie Junnan: How could this happen?

Zhuohua: No.

Wu Hung: ...let's move on to the next question.

88. For you, what is the ideal of "being an H object"?

Xie Junnan: Of course it is my daughter-in-law.

Zhuohua: It's the fourth brother.

89. Does the current partner meet your ideal?

Xie Junnan: Very consistent.

Zhuohua: Well, it fits.

90. Have you ever used props in H?

Xie Junnan: No.

Zhuohua: I don't like that kind of stuff.

100. Finally, please say a word to your lover.

Xie Junnan: Let's go on a date.

Zhuohua is good.

The couple asked a hundred questions, and that's the end!