My lord, the five elements are missing me

"You are a fool, I'm a monster! The aura on my body has more or less the characteristics of the monster race. If it affects you, it will inevitably fail to achieve the original effect. Instead, Causing some inevitable catastrophe."

Xiaolu has never been willing to do this kind of work as a coolie, and this time she is asked to do something again, so naturally she shirks it faster than anyone else.Before she finished speaking, she stood up abruptly, and then ran out without saying hello, for fear that she would be caught to work if she was a step too late.

"Where are you going? You snake gods are different. Your whole body is full of treasures. Although you are not human, the aura you cultivate is the purest in the world. As long as you have never killed anyone, the purity of your body will never be polluted." Or there are any changes, so it is very appropriate to ask you to help."

Meng Xuanyu was not stupid, she already knew Xiaolu's treachery and cunning, so before he ran away, she used her magic power to trap him in place, and then dragged him back.

"You are so bad! Even a child like me will not let you go, but you want me to help you. You are so annoying. If there is a chance, I will strip you naked and hang it on the city gate Everyone in the building is watching!"

Xiaolu can always find a suitable excuse for herself. When Yilao sells her old age, she will say that she is an old man because of her appearance. The appearance of being bullied is really cute and funny.

"Hurry up and work hard. If you do well, I will be exempted today. You can give me a job and introduce a little girlfriend to you, okay? But if something goes wrong, or if you are disobedient , then I will make public the fact that you peeked at other people's big girl taking a bath, and see how others will treat you, will they treat you as politely as I do?"

Meng Xuanyu is actually a very black-bellied guy. Although these things are disgraceful, there is no way to talk about them.Xiaolu is also a stubborn and ignorant character, so it is of course very good to have someone to help Meng Xuanyu take care of her.

Moreover, Xiaolu is a very professional thief. After reading it, she never told others. If Meng Xuanyu hadn't been out to deliver talisman papers every night for the past two days, she wouldn't have discovered these things about Xiaolu.

"Hey, you can pull it off, who is the relationship between me and you! Why do you need to be so troublesome if you want me to help? In a word, this matter is covered by me. With me, I will definitely give you class It's all right! Where's the paper? Where's the pen? Hurry up and wait! How could such a righteous person like my master have an affair with you?!"

It can be said that Xiaolu's prenatal examination is very fast, just now and now are completely different.

"Slick tongue! I will check your work in a while. If it is not good, or if there is a mistake, I will definitely take you to the knife. This matter is of great importance and must be done well. You are still so young and think so much. Yushu Linfeng, I would be sorry for myself if I didn’t catch you as a strong man!"

In fact, Meng Xuanyu can be regarded as doing her best. She has been writing for the past few days. In addition, there are so many families in the capital, and I don’t know which families have children and which families don’t, so I can only have one for each person.Now I really feel that he is asking for trouble by doing this.

Although Xiaolu is out of tune, she is also a kind person. The reason why she started going out in the middle of the night... is actually to try her luck. What if she meets the bad guy who catches the child?But the sky didn't follow people's wishes, Xiaolu was fascinated by all the scenes of Yingying and Yanyan taking a bath around her, and died before leaving the school.Afterwards, every time it went out, it thought carefully, but it was taken away by various things before taking a few steps.

"However...don't delay the matter of finding me a young lady! At my age, although it is true that the tree is facing the wind, I have never touched a woman! I have seen a lot of people's affairs during this time, it is really It's very exciting!"

Now that she was discovered, Xiaolu let go, not wanting to continue struggling.

"Do your business first! Your face is like a little doll who hasn't thought of a boy yet. You are thin and small, and you still want to find a wife? You really have no shame. What if others think you are shameless? I But there is no way to protect you!"

Meng Xuanyu looked at the three-inch little green with disgust.

Xiaolu can be considered handsome when she thinks about it, but her skin is green, and she is short. She is still a child, so it is not so difficult to find a wife.

What's more, creatures like snake gods are rare in a hundred years, and their own status is noble and very few can match him, which makes it more difficult.

"Don't look at my current appearance as ugly, but we are not as hopeless as you human beings. What we are born with is destined to be what we will be in the future. If I want to, I will definitely become the next time I molt. A handsome man in the woods! And you just wait, I have already felt that I can become the male god in the hearts of everyone in a month at most! When the time comes, hugging from front to back, hugging left and right is so happy, you can never Don't be envious!"

Xiaolu's summer work arrived quickly, and she was arguing for herself while drawing talismans.

"Of course I know your abilities. As long as you want, you can even grow up to three meters, but it takes a very long time for you to evolve each time. I'm afraid you will have to estimate that it will take many years to grow tall enough. And don't Not to mention, I am afraid that your skin color will scare away many people!"

With someone to accompany him to work, the unpleasant sulking in Meng Xuanyu's heart was also driven away, and his progress unexpectedly increased a lot without knowing it.Little green fruit is really a good pastime.

"You don't have to worry about your height. The length of my body is amazing. When I shed my skin, my mother told me not to be too conspicuous, so let me keep this figure, so next time I can have as much as I want! Must be handsome Blind your eyes! And with my facial features, so what if the skin color is not the same as yours? The aesthetics of our kind is much higher than yours, so why is it so boring like yours. "

Xiaolu is not to be outdone, so what if he is an ugly monster?With his current identity protecting him, what kind of woman doesn't have one?

"It's up to you. But you should restrain yourself. Although the capital looks calm, there are many hidden dragons and crouching tigers. If you look at other girls so unscrupulously, if you don't catch them one day, you will be wrapped in snakeskin." Go drink!"

Meng Xuanyu was so frightened that Xiaolu trembled.

"In fact, I also feel that there are many different auras in the capital, and the strength is strong or weak, so I try to avoid confronting them. But you'd better pay attention to the one in the palace, if you can meet I don’t see him often. The breath on his body is very disordered, as if he has rested a lot, but now he can’t separate him, so he can only be entangled in this way. That’s all, I still feel too much resentment on him, and all kinds of things The hostility that can only be brought about by killing.”

Xiaolu was talking about the national teacher.But needless to say, Meng Xuanyu understood.