My lord, the five elements are missing me

On the other side, after Shitou and Shuanzi got permission to study with Meng Xuanyu, they didn't bother to clean up. After tidying up their manners, they hurried to Meng Xuanyu's yard.

"Why did you two become so reserved? We didn't get along like this in the mountains back then, and you often laughed at me secretly for being weak! Why don't you have the courage to be fearless now?"

Meng Xuanyu was obviously choking on these two guys standing in the middle of the room, not only didn't know where to put their hands, but they didn't even know where to go with their feet.

However, it was obvious that Meng Xuanyu had no malicious intentions.

"Hey hey, didn't you know the identities of the two of you back then? That's why we offended you so much, I just hope you don't blame me."

Shitou was originally tall, but these days it has become darker again, standing there like a big bear with a foolish head.These literary and illogical bullshits are getting more and more funny when they come out of his mouth.

"Where did you learn all this? Back in the mountains, we originally wanted to help you, but in the end we only got your favor, but did nothing for you. I should be here to make amends for you." ! Or are you here today to find me unhappy, and to ask the teacher for my crime?"

Meng Xuanyu used to be a child in the mountains. Although she was not illiterate, she learned many sage books from her master, and also learned all the etiquette that she should know. However, she hated these complicated and annoying things in the capital the most. etiquette.

Originally, I thought that Shitou and Shuanzi could be regarded as normal people, and they would not be so troublesome to talk after coming here, but I didn't expect that after knowing their identities, these two guys would become annoying to people.

Finding that Meng Xuanyu is not a person who sticks to those complicated etiquettes, Shitou feels relieved and speaks a lot more freely.

"My lord, where is this? The two of us just learned that we only heard that the rules in the capital are very strict, and we are afraid that our mistakes will bring you some unnecessary troubles. Sometimes it is even more possible to ask a teacher for a crime!"

Shuanzi smoothed things over, Shitou was stupid, and looked at Shuanzi gratefully.

""That's good, sit down quickly, I'm relatively simple in the room, don't be too cautious, anyway, this is not my house after all.Also, we can be regarded as life and death friends, why do you act so official when you call me?What do you call each other! "

Meng Xuanyu spread her hands, and her relaxed expression immediately dissipated the sense of distance between the three of them due to their identities.

"..."

Shitou and Shuanzi looked at each other after hearing the question from Oneiroi, showing mysterious smiles.

"What's the matter? Is there anything else you're embarrassed to say?"

Originally, it was just a random question, and I wanted everyone to change their names, so that they would not be as ostentatious as before, but for no reason, they were aroused endless interest by the mysterious and unpredictable expressions on the faces of these two guys.

"I call him Gou Shuan." Stone pointed at Shuan Zi.

"I called him Goud." Shuanzi was not to be outdone.

"I thought the two of you were close enough to call each other by name, but I didn't expect that there is such a...uninterrupted name. It's really interesting." Meng Xuanyu was really a little dumbfounded, originally he thought these two names were casual enough I did, but I didn't expect Jay's indescribable title.

Shitou and Shuanzi scratched their heads in embarrassment. Shitou explained: "The children in our mountain are born and raised, so everyone is superstitious. Only those with cheap names can support them. And the two I just mentioned are also The elders taught us how to call it. However, when speaking to people outside our village, the elders said that we should not be underestimated by the temporary address, so as long as there are other people around, we will call us not to sound so good to each other. Any name."

"But everyone has no culture, so even the most formal name doesn't sound technically connotative, but it's just the thoughts of the elders. Now thinking about it, it's better to call each other that cheap name so easily."

Embolus is very open.After all, we are all good brothers who grew up wearing open crotch pants, who is not clear about each other's bad things?Isn't it just such an ugly name, I've already gotten used to it.What's more, their clothes in the mountains are incompatible with the outside. Even if the names are not so ugly, they may not be respected by others. It's better to be straightforward.

"Forget it. I originally thought that I could get closer to you. Please give me a nickname. But now it seems that my idea is very dangerous, so let's forget it."

Meng Xuanyu deliberately exaggerated his expression, as if avoiding tigers and wolves.Sensing Meng Xuanyu's kindness, Shuanzi and Shitou also started laughing.

"Actually... the two of us brothers want to come to apprentice today." Shitou was silent for a while, and finally said the biggest purpose of coming here today.

"Why, apprentice? Who do you want to be your teacher and what do you want to learn? In fact, I may not be able to help you with this kind of thing. It may be better for you to find Qin Wang. He has a wide network and will be of great help to you. Much more."

It wasn't the evasive words that Meng Xuanyu deliberately said, but that he really didn't have the idea of ​​accepting apprentices.What's more, in his own heart, he still has a lot of half-baked people who don't understand, and because of his youth, many people are dubious about his ability. Naturally, he never thought that anyone would make a decision Hit him on the head.

So it was blinded for a while.

"...The two of us hope to learn those spells that can be touched by your side." Shuan Zi is much more flexible than Shi Shi.

After observing Mo Xuanyu's expression, he knew that he was unintentional, and he didn't mean to refuse in person. It seemed that he hadn't reacted for a while, and this happened, so he opened his mouth to explain.

"Huh? What you are looking for is me, a half-baked guy?"

After hearing this, Meng Xuanyu came to her senses, but she almost choked on her own saliva.

"Yes, but Mr. Meng is too modest. We two brothers have heard a lot of news along the way. Everyone is talking about how powerful Mr. Meng is, and he is a kind person. Wherever he goes, who does he meet? Most of the men will help out. And they are very powerful, so how can they be like what you said, Mr. Meng?"

Shuanzi was telling the truth. When they came, part of the route coincided with the route Meng Xuanyu took to enter the capital at that time, so although he was in a hurry, he could still hear some things that were passed on by word of mouth along the way.

Although Meng Xuanyu's horoscope is relatively weak, she has a very good heart, and she doesn't want to see those ordinary people suffer.If you encounter those dirty things with no eyes on the way to disturb you, you will naturally help.Fortunately, he himself is not an idiot, and he has also learned a lot of skills to help him solve problems from Meng De, and he is surrounded by mandarin ducks. The common people on the road have never done anything wrong, and the demons and ghosts that appear are not serious crimes. He is a fierce ghost, so there is no danger.