I got pregnant with his son after the divorce

Looking at the chat records of these two people who seemed to be playing tricks, it was hard for Lin Jincheng to doubt whether there was something wrong with them.

It was obviously a prank.

【Xuanming: He bullied me!Jin Cheng! [crying] He ripped my pants! 】

[Wu Xuyao: Damn, if I don't take off your pants, how can I know that you are wearing my underwear?You little pervert. 】

[Xuanming: I'm the one!Why do you buy the same style of underwear as me! 】

[Wu Xuyao: Have you applied for a patent yet!The colors are different, and you still wear it wrong. Are you blind or doing it on purpose!Why didn't Broken Throat come to save you. 】

Lin Jincheng Xindao Dormitory is just you two, can't we talk face to face?If you want to act, you can act, what do you call in the group?

I don't call a broken throat either.

【Xuanming: Jincheng, come quickly!Just look at how much he goes too far!Secretly bought the same underwear as me, deliberately came to pick up my pants to frame me, when I took the underwear from the balcony in the morning, it was dark and I didn’t see clearly...]

[Wu Xuyao: Can't see clearly?Then you can't feel it when you wear it, I'm one size bigger than you. 】

【Xuan Ming: There is no size at all!You fucking slandered me! 】

[Wu Xuyao:

Those two people probably got into a fight, and Wu Xuyao ​​sent a string of garbled characters.

Afterwards, the group was as quiet as a chicken, and there was no news until now.

Things went back to last night, Xuanming threw away his phone and was chatting with Wu Xuyao, the two became passionate because of the incident of wearing the wrong underwear, and beat each other hard.

Wu Xuyao ​​held it in for a long time and finally couldn't help but sigh: He is really young, he is full of vitality, and what he does doesn't affect his reaction.

In the end, the two of them took off their pants quickly, and just as they were going to take advantage of the heat in their heads, the phone rang.

Take turns ringing.

Neither of them answered.

It was when Lin Jincheng wanted to ask if they were going to move to Yangjin Garden together.

After the sound of the phone stopped, the two of them were embarrassed again, even breathing was awkward.

Originally relying on impulsiveness to pretend that he didn't care about anything, he had to fight until he died, but in the end he still had a lot of scruples, and he knew that he couldn't do it when he was a little sober.

Wu Xuyao ​​got up from Xuanming in embarrassment, "Hug, sorry... I was impulsive just now."

Xuanming's heart was also beating wildly, "No, no, I was also impulsive..."

Impulse is the devil, it can be used as an excuse for all adrenaline rushing activities, but this impulse was broken by the phone, it turned out that Lin Jincheng really called "broken throat".

Both of them felt lucky that "Baby Lin is calling", but at the moment when the two people's eyes no longer meet, Xuanming secretly said that Wu Xuyao ​​is so hard that he can still stop. .

It was me, maybe my concentration was not very good, so I could only go to the toilet secretly...

However, Wu Xuyao ​​regretted it even more. He shouldn't have hesitated the moment the phone rang. If he pretended not to hear it, he might have children now.

As soon as Xuan Ming moved, Wu Xuyao ​​looked at him, and then, the two people's eyes met again.

Wu Xuyao's Adam's apple rolled up and down, and he shouted a heartfelt and cordial greeting from the depths of his throat, "Seeing that you are not in a good condition, can you help me..." Xuanming didn't know what he was talking about, but expected Nodding thoughtfully, "Okay...? How about helping each other."

Immediately afterwards, the dormitory became the scene of a "murder".

Helping each other has become a ^ya transaction, but there is no preparation in the dormitory.

Xuanming has never hit Wu Xuyao ​​before, and was crushed by the opponent. Who knows that Wu Xuyao ​​is so flickering and useless, a brute force with no skills at all, Xuanming himself has no experience, and finally got blood all over the bed sheet .

Wu Xuyao ​​was very embarrassed, "I'm sorry... I've been single for too long, I can't control my strength, I'll take you to the hospital..."

As soon as this remark came out, Xuan Ming felt even more ashamed. The two old virgins who were single for more than [-] years were on the verge of a fire, and finally went to the hospital in the middle of the night because of their poor skills and lack of physical strength.

Xuanming asked with tears in his eyes, "What should I do if I was photographed by a reporter?"

Wu Xuyao ​​has already started dressing Xuanming in clothes, "If you can take pictures, you can take pictures, who can't get sick, and besides, we haven't become famous yet, which reporter wouldn't mind blocking the door of our dormitory in the middle of the night?"

"You're right. I was worried too early. The pain was really unbearable. I have to practice basic dance skills the day after tomorrow, right? Damn my old waist... I really envy Jin Cheng's natural waist... .”

Xuan Ming stuttered as he spoke, and the two asked at the same time, "What about Jin Cheng?"

Then Wu Xuyao ​​changed his words and said, "It's nothing, Jin Cheng will understand us."

"Why should he understand us?"

Wu Xuyao: "It's not acceptable to the general public to engage in such things, and they are two members of my group, but Jin Cheng's husband is a man, so his acceptance should be quite wide."

Hyun Ming: "Well, no, no, I didn't want to have sex with you."

"I'm already on the bed and haven't stirred yet?" Wu Xuyao ​​raised his pants.

"Isn't this a normal sex life? I didn't go out to mess around. What's wrong with you as adults, if you need it, I didn't say much when I was pressured by you below."

Wu Xuyao's complexion was ugly, coupled with his short stubble hair and scarlet eyes, if he didn't know that he was a musician, maybe Xuanming would pee his pants because of his scare.

"Xuan Minger, are you using me as a massage vibrator?"

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