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Chapter 1 Marriage
Xun Zheng, who is going to hold a wedding ceremony with his girlfriend who has been with him for nearly three years tomorrow, is so excited that he can't sleep. Leaning on the head of the bed is his good friend Yin Jiaming, who is addicted to playing games. He also plays normally, but today is a special day, and he wanted to chat with Yin Jiaming about his future life, so he suddenly snatched the man's cell phone and held it high. If Yin Jiaming didn't get up, he might not be able to reach it.
"What are you doing?" Yin Jiaming was already angry, and at the critical moment, he must have hung up by now.
"I'm getting married tomorrow, can you still play? If Xun Zhengqi doesn't come here, it's fine as usual. Why don't you come to comfort your fear of marriage at this time? Why are you so blind.
"You're married, but it's not me. Why can't you continue the game? Even if I'm your best man, that's not the protagonist. Otherwise, let's switch, and you give me the groom? Hahaha." Yin Jiaming After robbing once to no avail, Sizheng gave up.
"Get out, she's not something you can bear. Oh, you said, after getting married, she won't restrict my freedom, won't she take all my money away?" Xun Zheng expressed his worries, and it was really cool I was scared, I was actually a little scared when I got the marriage certificate a week ago, but this kind of fear reached its peak the night before the big wedding, and I had to vomit with my friends, he was afraid that something would happen to him tomorrow.
"As far as I know, it's very possible. Think about it. After you get married, you two are a family. So, yours is not hers anymore. Think about it, it is hers." It's all yours too. Rong Rong is pretty and has a good figure, you have picked it up, alas, I don't have such a good life as you, she is obviously the one I met first... "Yin Jiaming is a little envious Said.
"Stop! She's your sister-in-law. If you dare to think about it, I'll castrate you."
But when Yin Jiaming said this, Xun Zheng felt much more comfortable. Yes, everything about Jiang Rongrong was his own, and there would be a child in the future, which was also his own.Well, cost-effective, sleep!
Turn off the lights, and force Yin Jiaming to sleep as well. Yin Jiaming was so angry that he scolded his mother several times, but who makes him the groom? You are the biggest today, and when you get married tomorrow, I will see if I don’t explode your eggs No, Lao Tzu's surname is not Yin.
"Yin Jiaming? As a good friend, do you treat me like this? There are so many women in the world, why do you want to attack your sister-in-law? Well, if I don't kill you today, how will I behave in the future?" Xun Zheng found himself standing at the moment. Beside a big river, there is still a sword in his hand, uh, what's the situation?Looking at his good friend Yin Jiaming, but Yin Jiaming?Why are you so funny today, pretending to be an ancient man, and still looking dead, but are you not afraid at all when things come to an end?
"We are in love with each other, Xun Zheng. If you hadn't taken the love away and proposed marriage to her father first, the person she will marry now will be me, and she will become your younger brother and sister. Obviously it is you There is a fault first, we love so strongly, it is understandable that we can't help it, so, ah, I don't understand why you are so angry, if you kill me, my father will naturally not let it go, you have to give I will pay for my life, so you want to watch Rongrong become a widow?" After talking a lot, Yin Jiaming looked at Xun Zheng proudly, with the expression that I knew you couldn't kill me.
Xun Zheng was so angry that he had nowhere to release, impulsively, he stabbed the sword into Yin Jiaming's chest, Yin Jiaming took two steps back unexpectedly, Xun Zheng exerted force on his hand, and the sword was pulled out abruptly.
"You will regret it, don't think about it when I die, I curse you, you will be entangled by me for every life, and you will never get love in every life. Hahahahaha" Yin Jiaming laughed suddenly, pressed his hand on his chest, and gulped He vomited blood until his white clothes were stained red, making him look like a bloody man.
Xun Zheng was terrified, his chest was getting heavier and heavier, he couldn't breathe, but he couldn't get up, there was a roar in his head and ears, he knew he was lying on the bed, but he just couldn't get up, he had this kind of nightmare before, but today It was too scary, was it a dream just now, why was it so real, as if he had really experienced it, if he couldn't get up, he stopped working hard, but calmed himself down as much as possible, thinking about what Yin Jiaming said in the dream Those words, pestering myself life after life?Can't get love?Also, killed him yourself?he died?
"Xun Zheng?"
His body was slapped, and Xun Zheng finally woke up from his dream as if his acupoints had been unlocked. Yin Jiaming was looking at him anxiously.
"You're not dead?" Xun Zheng wiped the sweat from his forehead, thanking God.
"Why did I die?"
"It's okay, I was dreaming, what time is it?" Turning his body on his side, Xun Zheng was a little afraid to lie on his back. He heard that people who lie on their backs are more likely to cause nightmares. His body has been prone to this since he was a child, but it has rarely happened in recent years. I didn't expect to get sick again today, maybe it's because of my fear of getting married.
"6 o'clock, are you alright? The shouting just now was a bit annoying, what dream did you have?"
"Some shit, do you want to listen? Give me a cigarette." Xun Zheng sat up, Yin Jiaming gave him a cigarette, lit it for him, and brought one for himself to light.
"If you don't dare, let's talk about it. Dude, I haven't seen such blood. Heh" Yin Jiaming laughed.
"I dreamed that I killed you. Before you died, you said you would curse me and pester me." Xun Zheng said truthfully.
"Pfft, what a vengeance, you actually murdered me, no, did you kill me for any reason in the dream?" Yin Jiaming smiled very annoyed, if this person didn't smile, he was a standard handsome guy, but when he smiled , that is a standard wretched man.
"Because you cuckolded me."
"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha, you can really imagine, I said your brain is really kicked by a donkey, just your Rongrong? I don't want to give it to me for nothing, hahahaha, stop joking, calm down, today is a big day Your big day, hahahaha" the wretched man kept laughing, Xun Zheng hated that he didn't have that sword in his hand now, if he had one, he would really stab him to death.
"Didn't you say you envied me just now? Could it be a lie?" Although he didn't like being cuckolded, it was embarrassing for his wife to be disgusted like this.
"Want to hear the truth?" Yin Jiaming stopped laughing and became serious. Xun Zheng became a little scared and nodded subconsciously.
"The truth is that I don't envy you at all. Your wife, uh, how should I put it, seems to me to be a middle-class person. I don't know what you like about her. Don't tell me, just look at the dick on her chest." Two pieces of meat. Heh,"
"I fuck your mother, I'm getting married today, you tell me this?" Xun Zheng couldn't help scolding
"I don't want to say it. Who told you that I'm going to give you a cuckold? I feel insulted. I have to say it. You can do it yourself. Well, do you want me to be the best man?" Yin Jiaming laughed again
"Damn, you're wrong, where can I find someone? From now on you shut up, after my wedding is over, you can talk again." Xun Zheng stepped over Yin Jiaming and got off the bed.
After washing it, he came out and replaced it with Yin Jiaming. Xun Zheng looked at Yin Jiaming who kept his mouth shut, and felt better.
As for my girlfriend, when the two of them had the first time, I drank too much, and then I thought in a daze that I would have sex anyway, why not be a boyfriend and girlfriend, and it developed all the way, and my family urged me to get married At that time, it was a matter of course, so I went to get the certificate. Now that I think about what Yin Jiaming said, I feel a little unconvinced. How can I stay with her until now, sighed, put on the groom's clothes, and have to pick up the bride today.
Yin Jiaming came out straight after washing. He was naked. Xun Zheng looked a little hot. This Yin Jiaming has a good figure, without a trace of fat. In the past, Xun Zheng was afraid that he would dirty his groom's clothes, so he hid in a corner in disgust, watched him walk to the chest of drawers shared by the two of them, took out a pair of clean underwear from his drawer, and bent over with his back to him .
"Can you not expose your vitals to me?" Xun Zheng complained, the pose of this man in underwear is really hot
"My vitals are not exposed to you." Yin Jiaming put on his underwear, turned around, and continued. "Now it's up to you."
"Your key point is the front?"
"Could it be that your key point is the back?" Yin Jiaming smiled incomparably wretchedly,
"Stupid."
"idiot/"
"Okay, get dressed quickly, there are a lot of things to do in a while."
"kindness."
"What are you doing?" Yin Jiaming was already angry, and at the critical moment, he must have hung up by now.
"I'm getting married tomorrow, can you still play? If Xun Zhengqi doesn't come here, it's fine as usual. Why don't you come to comfort your fear of marriage at this time? Why are you so blind.
"You're married, but it's not me. Why can't you continue the game? Even if I'm your best man, that's not the protagonist. Otherwise, let's switch, and you give me the groom? Hahaha." Yin Jiaming After robbing once to no avail, Sizheng gave up.
"Get out, she's not something you can bear. Oh, you said, after getting married, she won't restrict my freedom, won't she take all my money away?" Xun Zheng expressed his worries, and it was really cool I was scared, I was actually a little scared when I got the marriage certificate a week ago, but this kind of fear reached its peak the night before the big wedding, and I had to vomit with my friends, he was afraid that something would happen to him tomorrow.
"As far as I know, it's very possible. Think about it. After you get married, you two are a family. So, yours is not hers anymore. Think about it, it is hers." It's all yours too. Rong Rong is pretty and has a good figure, you have picked it up, alas, I don't have such a good life as you, she is obviously the one I met first... "Yin Jiaming is a little envious Said.
"Stop! She's your sister-in-law. If you dare to think about it, I'll castrate you."
But when Yin Jiaming said this, Xun Zheng felt much more comfortable. Yes, everything about Jiang Rongrong was his own, and there would be a child in the future, which was also his own.Well, cost-effective, sleep!
Turn off the lights, and force Yin Jiaming to sleep as well. Yin Jiaming was so angry that he scolded his mother several times, but who makes him the groom? You are the biggest today, and when you get married tomorrow, I will see if I don’t explode your eggs No, Lao Tzu's surname is not Yin.
"Yin Jiaming? As a good friend, do you treat me like this? There are so many women in the world, why do you want to attack your sister-in-law? Well, if I don't kill you today, how will I behave in the future?" Xun Zheng found himself standing at the moment. Beside a big river, there is still a sword in his hand, uh, what's the situation?Looking at his good friend Yin Jiaming, but Yin Jiaming?Why are you so funny today, pretending to be an ancient man, and still looking dead, but are you not afraid at all when things come to an end?
"We are in love with each other, Xun Zheng. If you hadn't taken the love away and proposed marriage to her father first, the person she will marry now will be me, and she will become your younger brother and sister. Obviously it is you There is a fault first, we love so strongly, it is understandable that we can't help it, so, ah, I don't understand why you are so angry, if you kill me, my father will naturally not let it go, you have to give I will pay for my life, so you want to watch Rongrong become a widow?" After talking a lot, Yin Jiaming looked at Xun Zheng proudly, with the expression that I knew you couldn't kill me.
Xun Zheng was so angry that he had nowhere to release, impulsively, he stabbed the sword into Yin Jiaming's chest, Yin Jiaming took two steps back unexpectedly, Xun Zheng exerted force on his hand, and the sword was pulled out abruptly.
"You will regret it, don't think about it when I die, I curse you, you will be entangled by me for every life, and you will never get love in every life. Hahahahaha" Yin Jiaming laughed suddenly, pressed his hand on his chest, and gulped He vomited blood until his white clothes were stained red, making him look like a bloody man.
Xun Zheng was terrified, his chest was getting heavier and heavier, he couldn't breathe, but he couldn't get up, there was a roar in his head and ears, he knew he was lying on the bed, but he just couldn't get up, he had this kind of nightmare before, but today It was too scary, was it a dream just now, why was it so real, as if he had really experienced it, if he couldn't get up, he stopped working hard, but calmed himself down as much as possible, thinking about what Yin Jiaming said in the dream Those words, pestering myself life after life?Can't get love?Also, killed him yourself?he died?
"Xun Zheng?"
His body was slapped, and Xun Zheng finally woke up from his dream as if his acupoints had been unlocked. Yin Jiaming was looking at him anxiously.
"You're not dead?" Xun Zheng wiped the sweat from his forehead, thanking God.
"Why did I die?"
"It's okay, I was dreaming, what time is it?" Turning his body on his side, Xun Zheng was a little afraid to lie on his back. He heard that people who lie on their backs are more likely to cause nightmares. His body has been prone to this since he was a child, but it has rarely happened in recent years. I didn't expect to get sick again today, maybe it's because of my fear of getting married.
"6 o'clock, are you alright? The shouting just now was a bit annoying, what dream did you have?"
"Some shit, do you want to listen? Give me a cigarette." Xun Zheng sat up, Yin Jiaming gave him a cigarette, lit it for him, and brought one for himself to light.
"If you don't dare, let's talk about it. Dude, I haven't seen such blood. Heh" Yin Jiaming laughed.
"I dreamed that I killed you. Before you died, you said you would curse me and pester me." Xun Zheng said truthfully.
"Pfft, what a vengeance, you actually murdered me, no, did you kill me for any reason in the dream?" Yin Jiaming smiled very annoyed, if this person didn't smile, he was a standard handsome guy, but when he smiled , that is a standard wretched man.
"Because you cuckolded me."
"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha, you can really imagine, I said your brain is really kicked by a donkey, just your Rongrong? I don't want to give it to me for nothing, hahahaha, stop joking, calm down, today is a big day Your big day, hahahaha" the wretched man kept laughing, Xun Zheng hated that he didn't have that sword in his hand now, if he had one, he would really stab him to death.
"Didn't you say you envied me just now? Could it be a lie?" Although he didn't like being cuckolded, it was embarrassing for his wife to be disgusted like this.
"Want to hear the truth?" Yin Jiaming stopped laughing and became serious. Xun Zheng became a little scared and nodded subconsciously.
"The truth is that I don't envy you at all. Your wife, uh, how should I put it, seems to me to be a middle-class person. I don't know what you like about her. Don't tell me, just look at the dick on her chest." Two pieces of meat. Heh,"
"I fuck your mother, I'm getting married today, you tell me this?" Xun Zheng couldn't help scolding
"I don't want to say it. Who told you that I'm going to give you a cuckold? I feel insulted. I have to say it. You can do it yourself. Well, do you want me to be the best man?" Yin Jiaming laughed again
"Damn, you're wrong, where can I find someone? From now on you shut up, after my wedding is over, you can talk again." Xun Zheng stepped over Yin Jiaming and got off the bed.
After washing it, he came out and replaced it with Yin Jiaming. Xun Zheng looked at Yin Jiaming who kept his mouth shut, and felt better.
As for my girlfriend, when the two of them had the first time, I drank too much, and then I thought in a daze that I would have sex anyway, why not be a boyfriend and girlfriend, and it developed all the way, and my family urged me to get married At that time, it was a matter of course, so I went to get the certificate. Now that I think about what Yin Jiaming said, I feel a little unconvinced. How can I stay with her until now, sighed, put on the groom's clothes, and have to pick up the bride today.
Yin Jiaming came out straight after washing. He was naked. Xun Zheng looked a little hot. This Yin Jiaming has a good figure, without a trace of fat. In the past, Xun Zheng was afraid that he would dirty his groom's clothes, so he hid in a corner in disgust, watched him walk to the chest of drawers shared by the two of them, took out a pair of clean underwear from his drawer, and bent over with his back to him .
"Can you not expose your vitals to me?" Xun Zheng complained, the pose of this man in underwear is really hot
"My vitals are not exposed to you." Yin Jiaming put on his underwear, turned around, and continued. "Now it's up to you."
"Your key point is the front?"
"Could it be that your key point is the back?" Yin Jiaming smiled incomparably wretchedly,
"Stupid."
"idiot/"
"Okay, get dressed quickly, there are a lot of things to do in a while."
"kindness."
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