[Comprehensive] The Disaster of Fantasy Pass

This is the story of Accelerator and Kamijou Touma just returned to Academy City one day before Academy City and Xiongying High School started to exchange students.

Although Accelerator and Touma Kamijou returned to Academy City after being tortured in another world, rumors about their relationship continued to spread, and even Yuriko Suzuke's popularity was steadily increasing.

"What is this, why can the popularity of a vest be hyped to idol level, how boring are these people on the Internet?"

Accelerator glanced at the ipad, threw it aside uninterestedly, fell down on the sofa and yawned, even Kamijou was infected by him, grabbed the game controller and turned it on to the TV.For them, such a peaceful daily life is really rare.

"Idol, I'm not surprised. After all, Yuriko is really good-looking. Not to mention white hair and red eyes, her skin is fine, and she looks like the popular character Ayanami Rei... It hurts, why are you pulling my hair all of a sudden? La?"

"You don't have any strange delusions, do you?"

"How dare I!? Can you let go of Kamijou's brother's hair? I'm afraid I will go bald, please be gentle!"

"I didn't intend to pull your hair out." Accelerator chuckled, "But I've changed my mind now."

As soon as the words were finished, Kamijou Touma threw down the handle and hugged his head and yelled. When he raised his head to look at the TV with tears in his eyes, he saw a big gameover pop up in the subtitles.

"Ahhhhh! I haven't archived yet! My three-hour results, how are you going to compensate me?"

"What's the big deal? It's your own fault for not saving files. Besides, it took three hours to get to this point, isn't it admirable?"

"Nonsense, three hours is already at the upper-middle level!"

"Then I'm really sorry that I only spent half an hour?"

"Don't lie to me, the fastest player in the world is only one hour."

"Shall I prove it to you?"

Tomo Kamijou handed over the handle suspiciously, and Accelerator stretched out a hand on the sofa, and began to operate the handle quickly while lying on his side. Kamijou Toma stared blankly at the shortcuts and He was stunned by the reward he got, "It's just luck to get ur, damn it."

"Give up, you are not suitable for playing games at all."

Unconvinced, Kamijou was about to refute, but unfortunately, a call from the parents happened to hit his mobile phone.

[Yo, Kamijou, did you disturb your rest? ]

"It's okay, I'm still in good spirits."

[That would be great, Fang Chuan and I will come back for dinner tonight, but there is not enough food in the refrigerator, can I ask you to buy some?You can choose the ingredients, just choose according to your preference. ]

"Well, I understand."

Kamijou Touma hung up the phone.

All in all, he can't just watch Yifang Tongxiu operate leisurely now, he has to go out and buy groceries before cooking for his family of seven...

If it wasn't for him to cook, then Huang Quanchuan would just ask him to buy a bunch of seasonings, and then hand over all the meals to the rice cooker.

From this point of view, Kamijou Touma still thinks it is better to cook by himself, whether it is doing housework or taking care of others, he is already quite proficient.

"I'm going out for a while, together?"

"Oh, let's go." Accelerator held the handle without any intention of standing up, and Kamijou Touma shrugged, not too surprised by this.

However, within 3 minutes after Kamijou Touma walked out of the entrance and stepped out of the house, he came back in shock and closed the door.

Probably because of Kamijou's expression, Accelerator frowned slightly and looked at him.

"what happened?"

"Then what, listen to me calmly. Students from various news agencies came outside and asked me if I eloped with Accelerator these days and are still living together now."

"... Huh? I'm running away with you? Where did this idiot-like news come from? The question is, do these people still believe it?"

He asked this question before, and the actual culprit was Misaka Mikoto who was drunk!

For Misaka's safety, Kamijou Touma decides to keep silent.

"Then what, the point now is not where the news came from! Think about how to escape those people's eyeliner!"

If the students of the news agency knew that the two of them lived together at the teacher's house, who knew what strange rumors would come out?

In the days to come, will he and Accelerator be viewed with unusual eyes by passers-by?

"You said you were going to escape, where are you going? Really, even if I ran out of the window, there would probably be someone downstairs to support me. Wouldn't it be in their favor to do so?"

"To prove our relationship, deliberately surround the entire apartment?" No, with Academy City's strong interest in gossip between lv5, it is entirely possible for the other party to do so.

What's more troublesome is that many of the people in these news agencies are people with investigative abilities, ranging from clairvoyance to body temperature perception.If they are unlucky and encounter a super-acoustic, they can't hide it at all.

"Let them talk about it, and they will look for the next news as soon as their interest passes."

"You are very open-minded!"

"Although the time is a little different from what they speculated, we are indeed...well, that's it."

"Isn't it just being together? What's so embarrassing about this? By the way, why do I think you are a little gloating? You don't want the news that we are together to spread! Be sober, Yuriko Suzuke! The level of technology and culture Academy City, which has reached the cutting edge, has not yet accepted homosexuality to the point of not thinking about it." Although his sexual orientation...should be one-way?

Accelerator casually turned his gaze back to the TV screen, "So what, what other people think is none of my business? Also, don't call me by that name, it's all in the past."

"I can't think so!"

No matter what, he still wants to do his best to keep the small daily life of going shopping for groceries leisurely with Accelerator.

Kamijou Touma bowed his head and thought for a while, then... Academy City still doesn't know that Accelerator is Suzuko Yuriko?

"There is a way."

"what?"

"Fang Accelerator, please make a lily of the bell family again!"

“……………………”

Accelerator was silent for a moment, then he threw the game controller out of his hand, and Kamijou fell to the ground in a sudden numbness.

"Don't throw the handle suddenly, it's very dangerous! You almost got poked in the eye?"

Kamijou Touma rubbed his swollen forehead and complained, but Accelerator didn't take it seriously.

"It's not bad for me not to break the handle?" Anyway, it must be able to avoid the vital point.

"So the controller is more important than me?"

"Who told you to come up with some crooked ideas?"

"I didn't say that because I wanted to see Yuriko Suzuko...probably."

"Ok?"

Sensing the danger, Kamijou Touma's expression fluctuated, "No, as long as you pretend to be Lily of the Suzuki family, wouldn't the rumors between us be unproven?"

"It's really just that?"

"It's really just like that!"

"...I declare in advance that there will be no next time."

That school uniform should still be kept.

Accelerator thought for a while, then returned to his room and took out his sailor suit.

In addition to having a little nostalgia for those past, he is also a little tangled now.

In the past, he didn't have too many psychological barriers to wearing a girl's uniform, but he quickly accepted it.

In the final analysis, it was because the differences and knowledge between men and women were excluded from his education.

For researchers, that is information that is irrelevant to [Accelerator], and will not be of any benefit to experiments and research.

Do you want to take advantage of Aleister's power vacancy and directly control the entire Academy City?

If he can master Academy City, he can stop those bullshit experiments and cut off the chain of tragedy.

—to prevent others from taking such a tragic path as theirs.

Maybe now he can do it.

While Accelerator was thinking wildly, he put on his former sailor uniform.

Because he maintained his original height, the already slightly shorter uniform allowed him to reveal more fair skin.

Fortunately, teenagers and girls are all in puberty, and it is quite common to suddenly grow a few centimeters taller or change their body shape, so he doesn't have to worry about being recognized.

Anyway, who would have imagined Accelerator would wear a girl's sailor suit and name her Suzuko Yuriko?

To be honest, he himself felt incredible.

He changed his clothes and walked out of the room. At this time, there was only Lily of the bell family in the room.

However, for everyone who can speak well in the news department, this kind of thing can only be called a happy event.

The next day, Kamijou Touma and Accelerator opened Academy City's bbs under the reminder of the extra individual and the last work, and found that the popular headlines were all posts like this:

[hot: Shocked! A certain incompetent actually lives with the sister of the most capable person. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality? 】

[hot: Take a look at how the mysterious figure with two brothers and sisters on his feet managed not to capsize. 】

【New: Revealing the Fantasy Killer—an urban legend that once defeated Accelerator. 】

[new: [Bright] The life photos of Fantasy Killer and Suzuko Yuriko are publicly released, and they will not wait until they expire! 】

Kamijou Touma: "..." What's going on with these posts? Why did it turn out that he is on two boats? This is basically one person, okay?Well, it seems that he was also the one who made Accelerator pretend to be Lily of the Bellaceae, so it was his fault?

Also, there are obviously acquaintances of his in these posts, right?

What [World's No. [-] Sister Control], what [Gua Taijiang] [Blue Hair Earrings], can you name them more revealingly?Do you sell friends like this! ?

Accelerator: "..." What does it mean that I've been cheated on, knock Nima, can I still get cheated on myself?Don't cuckold me without authorization, you idiots!And why are those photos that should have been deleted long ago still circulated on the Internet?

Wasn't this one cut from his hand when he first went to school, and then Kamijou packed it for him?How about deleting it, Huang Quanchuan? ? ?

And isn't this a photo of him being hugged by Kamijou by accident?There were only a few people present at that time, right?Okay, it seems that there is a traitor among them, and we need to check it out.

What?pity me?Do I need to be sympathized with?I'm one-way.

In the final analysis, it's all the fault of the bad idea.

Oh, Kamijou's mouth, a deceitful ghost.

Sure enough, love will affect IQ.

"Forget it, let me clarify myself."

Accelerator turned on the computer directly, and logged into the forum account that he hadn't used for thousands of years.

Kamijou Touma suddenly sounded the alarm, looking vigilant.

He had a premonition that something was wrong.

"Wait, what are you going to do? You promised not to care about gossip?"

"Idiot, our photos have been uploaded, who knows how far they will meddle in digging up our personal information? So I will give them a good warning before I have time, and then clarify the facts, so that they don't do those things Daydream!"

"Clarify what?"

"Do you even have to ask this? Just say that Yuriko Suzuki is my vest, over. Anyway, the matter is over, and I won't use this identity again."

Kamijou Tomasu looked at his lover incredulously while staying where he was.

He didn't expect that Accelerator's mind would be unable to make a turn here.

"Well, Accelerator, if you say that, you... will be regarded as a womanizer."

"..." Accelerator's finger landed on the Enter key.He looked up at the screen and found that the message had been sent, and the number of posts was growing at an unimaginable speed.

"what……"

At that moment, Accelerator finally realized that there was still a deep and insurmountable gap between his thinking and that of ordinary people.

"Damn it, why is this happening, what a mess!!!?"

Accelerator, the string of reason breaks.

"I'm going to be beaten again——?"

Kamijou Touma dodges in a hurry, and even used the foretelling to escape from the house, but unfortunately, everyone is enemy inside and outside.

Shortly after he walked onto the street, he was nearly hit by a vending machine that suddenly flew up.

"Hey, you're the one who made those girls cry, right?"

"I...?" Kamijou Touma turned his head in a daze.

A boy with dyed blond hair and a bartender uniform walked over.

Kamijou Touma once met him once, and it wasn't long before he knew that this boy was a celebrity in Ikebukuro.

Shizuo Heiwajima, a man of strange power who possesses the power of a person with no inferior abilities.

Although he didn't know what happened, but he was held hostage by the other party because he made the girl cry.

In short, the possibility of talking to such an opponent is extremely low, so let's run away at this time.

Kamijou Touma made a judgment and ran all the way on the street, but I don't know whether it was the influence of the forum or other reasons, the number of people chasing and killing him continued unabated, and even formed a long queue...

So what is going on like this?

"Sure enough, unfortunately——!"

Kamijou Touma raised his head to the sky and screamed.

"Hey, that kid is really energetic, it's the complete opposite of Accelerator."

Yoshikawa and Huang Quanchuan, who happened to be resting in the cafe, smiled when they saw Kamijou running away through the glass window.

"Isn't this a good thing? In my former researcher's opinion, Accelerator is now much more docile than before."

"Ahahaha, are you docile? It's a good thing you can use this word to describe him, but, yes, even if he just came back, you can see that he has untied the knot in his heart, probably because of Kamijou."

"After all, that kid went to the outside world just to find Kamijou. Speaking of which, he once asked me what it means to like someone. I wondered, could that person be..."

"It's Kamijou. The last work gave him an opportunity to change, but in the end it was Kamijou Touma who made him change, or it was always [the kind self] sauce."

Fang Chuan Kikyo raised his eyebrows a little, and then laughed, "It's probably Accelerator's luck to meet a parent like you, Aiho."

"Hey, don't let yourself fall into the sauce, and you, Kikyo?"

"I... am both an enemy and a benefactor to him, right? But, it's really great. It seems that the child, Kamijou, has kept the agreement well."

"Agreement?"

"Yes, the promise, the promise I imposed on him." But the kid did it.

Yoshikawa Kikyo narrowed his eyes and recalled that Kamijou Touma at that time responded to her without hesitation.

——Kamijo-kun, can you promise me that you will take that child to class in the days to come?

—Can you bring that child back to normal life?

—— Extra Story End

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Saten Saten: "Senior Wuwu Lingke, are you really a boy? Are you really Accelerator? I feel that my feelings have been a little cheated."

Accelerator (coldly): "Well, yes, there are various reasons, but it's not that I like women's clothing."

Saten · Upskirt Maniac · Tears (shuddering): "Then will you really kill people to silence them?"

Accelerator (smiling): "Guess."

Saten Saten: "Whoa, whoa, Misaka-senpai, please save me, no, Kamijou-senpai, please help me—"

—Take care of your wife and save your children. (no)

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