Strange news about the little paper man

In the matter of breaking through the forbidden area of ​​Yushan, Jieyi was successful.As for how he lured the Goddess Taichang, it can be said that there are some ingenuity in the routine.If you want to gain the sympathy of the goddess, you have to put yourself to death first, so Jieyi gave himself a brick without hesitation.

That's how it was when we met for the first time.

Taichang hadn't returned to the heavenly realm for a long time at that time. Before the third calamity, she hated the atmosphere of the fairyland and traveled down to earth.Leaving aside the aura, the rivers and mountains in the mortal world are very beautiful, and the different civilizations produced by human settlements are also quite interesting.Taichang hid her divine light, turned into a mortal, and lived in the tribes in the southwest mountains for a long time, and a hundred years passed like this.

The disputes in the fairy world have also been settled. She has been away from home for a long time, and she decided to go back to Nanhuang to have a look.The peach blossom wine in the yard was probably stolen by the disciples. Before going home, she still needs to go to the extreme north to get some cold ice to make wine.So she took the northeast route, passing through Longhu Mountain.

At that time, Longhu Mountain had become the ancestral home of Taoism, and the incense was flourishing.As an ancient god, Taichang is not familiar with these younger generations, so naturally the younger generations don't know which kind of god she is.It's just that Longhushan believes in Lao Tzu, and Daode Tianzun is an old senior after all. When she passed by, she walked across the border respectfully and did not fly over by stepping on the roof of the temple.

Just because she chose land transportation, she had the opportunity to enjoy the wonders of the world.

Taichang saw someone setting up a stall in front of the gate of Longhu Mountain, not a sweet water stall or a sugar man stall, but a fortune-telling stall.The fortune-telling booth, yes, the Maid God in front of the Dragon and Tiger Mountain Gate.

Shenxiang in sackcloth is wearing a sackcloth, which is half new and not old, but it has been washed very clean.He crossed his legs and sat on the ground in front of the door. There was nothing in front of him. There was no hexagram sign or diagram. He could only see a rag flag standing on the tree trunk next to him.The words Mai Shenxiang were crookedly written on the banner.

This man is obviously not the first day to come here to look at the physiognomy. The middle-aged Taoist with a goatee brought a group of disciples down the mountain road. When the young Taoists saw the man, they all booed: "Why hasn't this liar left yet? Set up a stall to look at the picture. Uncle, he is afraid that the yellow skin in the back mountain has changed, so why don't you take a photo with the Jiantian mirror."

The goatee uncle is quite tolerant: "He didn't enter Longhu Mountain. Outside this mountain gate, everyone can leave, and you can't deceive others by relying on the crowd. If there are fellow Taoists who are willing to come to exchange xiangfa, they should be welcome. , how can you be rude?"

The little Taoist refused to accept: "Then he set up a stall in front of the mountain gate so blatantly, isn't it a demonstration against me? If he lets it go, how will the monks all over the world think about our Longhu Mountain!"?

The goatee twisted his beard and shook his head: "You are very angry at a young age. He is a physiognomist. What kind of prestige is he showing? Are you worshiping at the gate of Dragon and Tiger Mountain to go down the mountain to look at the physiognomy?"?

The little Taoist priests burst into laughter, and the little Taoist priest who was criticized blushed, a little embarrassed to get off the stage, and rushed in front of the sackclothed fortune teller, making trouble for him.

"You, look at me, Daoist, what do you see?"

The fortune teller didn't mind his rudeness, he raised his head and made a gesture of asking: "Your palm please."

Taichang let out a "huh", this man is very young and looks quite handsome.

It was a palmistry reader, the little Taoist gave a disdainful snort, tilted his body, and stretched out his left palm.

The man did not carefully examine the palm prints like other physiognomists, and covered his right hand with his palm tightly pressed against the opponent's palm.

The little Taoist priest was still young, when someone touched his hand, his body trembled uncomfortably, and he said stiffly, "You are not blind, you still need to touch it?"

The fortune-teller didn't ask him what he was going to count, and poured beans out like an endorsement: "You are a man, you can tell from this, you were born in the year of Renchen, and your family is in the nearby Liujia Village. You are a family schoolmate, father, uncle They are all disciples of the outer sect of Longhu Mountain. When they were five years old, they were chosen by your master Yuzhi Zhenren to join the inner sect..."

What he said was accurate, the little Taoist didn't want to believe this evil, so he shook off the man's hand forcefully, and asked bluntly: "You can know what you said by just asking around, who can prove that you are not a charlatan?"

The man didn't think it was disobedient, and stretched his waist: "Then let me tell you something that others don't know?"

"Say it!" the little Taoist replied.

"You had a wet dream for the first time when you were 13 years old. It was your sister-in-law who made Xiao Tie Zhu in the dream." The man continued, "A few years ago, when you went home to visit relatives, it was your second senior brother who would pick you up and down the mountain. You go to the Tie Zhu next door. Zhu Wan, that man followed along and hooked up with Tie Zhu's sister-in-law... Afterwards, you mixed croton into your senior brother's alchemy furnace..."

"Nonsense! Shut up! Liar, you are talking nonsense!" The little Taoist blushed, pushed the man violently, and ran back to the ranks of his brothers, explaining that this man was just talking nonsense.

His uncle and brothers obviously believed it.

The little Taoist priests felt that this man was strange, obviously he had some skills, and rushed over to let him see his palmistry.But they also learned to be smart, and they picked out some unimportant things that few people knew about to ask, so as not to reveal their secrets and embarrass everyone.

The men touched them one by one, and the words they said were all very accurate without any surprise.

Uncle Goatee Nian Xu stood aside, squinting his small eyes for a long time, and it was not easy to judge this person.He flicked his fly whisk, opened a way among the noisy disciples, and said, little brother, help the poor Taoist to have a look.

The man still sat upright, but nodded his head slightly: "Daoist, please extend your hand."

The goatee didn't move in a hurry, he squatted down and said to the man: "Little brother, what kind of Tao are you practicing? This is not like looking at physiognomy, but more like a magic technique to spy on people's hearts."

The man said long ago, you are joking, I am just a normal physiognomist, but the method is different.The division is secretive, so it is inconvenient to reveal too much.

Goat nonsense, then I want to ask the whereabouts of something, I wonder if the little brother can count.

The man is still very modest, he said it depends on the situation, it depends on whether the object has a deep relationship with you or not.

The goatee stretched out his hand and said that you can touch it.

Tai Chang frowned, the goatee obviously had bad intentions.He also said earlier that Longhu Mountain would not stop him from sending fellow Taoists to exchange ideas, and when he found out that the other party had some abilities, he decided to teach him a lesson.I don't know how good this beautiful boy is, but Taichang didn't move, he wanted to take the opportunity to see what this guy is capable of.

The same as before, the man put his palm against the opponent's palm, and was about to look intently, but felt his palm was scalded.He was in pain and wanted to dodge, but there was a sticky suction force under his hand, which made him have to endure the scorching torment.

The goatee smiled nonchalantly: "Did you see it, little brother?"

The man did not use spells, but only used brute force to pull his hand out: "The Taoist framed me, not really looking for something."

Goatee shook his head: "You got the wrong answer, guess again."

The man's face turned red, and sweat began to seep from his forehead: "I don't know what the chief is looking for, it seems that this thing is not destined for the Taoist chief."

Goatee Buyi: "This thing has a great destiny with me, guess again. It's the last chance."

"Looking for your dick," the man pushed his goatee fiercely, "it's in your son's ass!"

A golden light flashed from the bound palms of the man, the temperature of the red-hot palms dropped suddenly, and the icy air rushed towards the man.Goatee let out an "ah", and was terribly chilled by the ice. The opponent's force was so strong that he was pushed staggeringly.After standing still, I remembered that my left hand was numb from the cold.

"Where is the evildoer!" The four-character mantra instinctively blurted out, and the other intact hand also reacted slowly, and the whisk rushed towards the man's face.

Seeing this, the little Taoist priests also rushed forward.The man was so startled that he picked up his flag and prepared to fend off the enemy.

The white plum blossoms fell from the sky, gently touching the chests of the little Taoist priests.Softly the petals grow larger, gently wrapping the angry whisk, sending it back to the bosom of the goatee.

The man in sackcloth sat down cross-legged again, and picked up a plum blossom made of paper in the snow-white ground. God, the funeral is over.

"Where's the little girl, get out of the way, don't delay Daoist catching the monster!"

"A demon?" Tai Chang gave him a flat look, "You mean him?"

Goat nonsense is right, this is a monster disguised as a human, get out of the way, or it will be dangerous.

Tai Chang: "But I think he is human."

Goatee: "He has a demon mark on his palm."

"It's just a person with a demon seal," Tai Chang said. "Besides, even if it's a demon, you can't hurt him if you haven't done anything to harm human life. Longhushan is an orthodox Taoist school, and you must always set an example."

Goatee bearded, today's Taoist priests are used to bullying demons because of their status.Even if you abide by the law and your identity is discovered, you will lose a layer of skin.

Taichang also gave him a step, saying that I see you going down the mountain together because you have something to do.It's been a long time, so let's go.

The priests left.

Taichang turned around and faced the sackclothed fortune teller. The man was still sitting cross-legged on the ground, but looked at him with excitement and joy.At first, Tai Chang saw no evil, and did not realize that the man was actually barefoot.It's not that this man is ignorant of etiquette, but he has nothing but a fairly clean suit of clothes, and he doesn't wear shoes at all.

Tai Chang pondered the identity of this man, he was indeed a mortal, and the natural seal in his hand was not the seal of a demon, but rather the seal of a demon god.His face is also somewhat familiar, or maybe she feels familiar when she sees a good-looking man.

Tai Chang's mind was changing, trying to figure out how to speak, but the man spoke first.He said, "Xiangu, do you want to read palms?"

Taichang was happy, and generously extended her right hand to let him explore.

The man stretched out his right hand, covering the goddess' white hand.Then, feeling that it wasn't enough, he stretched out his left hand, held the back of the goddess's hand from below, and held her tightly.

Taichang raised her eyebrows, thinking that I want to see what kind of demon you can be, so the man said: "You are the goddess in my dream, the one I am destined for."

Tai Chang was bewildered, what kind of plot direction is this.However, the goddess has lived for tens of millions of years, and has been molested countless times, so she quickly stabilized her expression: "I saw this for a long time?"

"Of course not." The man is quite self-respecting, and his ability to make a living is unquestionable. "I know you, Goddess, I know the past, present and future best, and I don't need to look at the physiognomy at all."

Tai Chang: "Oh, then why are you still touching my hand?"

"Such a beautiful hand, if you don't touch it, don't touch it," the man said with a sneer, with a toad-like smile on his delicate face, "I want to hold you in the palm of my hand."

Taichang's hair stood on end, and he shook his hand to cause him to stumble: "I don't know who you are, but I would like to remind you that if you want to live a long life, don't talk too much." End this little episode.

"Xianggu, go slowly, wait!" The man didn't care about not wearing shoes, he even stepped on the front of his clothes in a panic, and chased after him, "I'll tell you who I am, my name is Jieyi! Xiangu, Actually, I didn’t finish talking just now. I watched the sky at night and learned that there is a goddess passing by again. The goddess is single and childless, so lonely. Today is an auspicious day, suitable for accepting apprentices. The disciples set up a stall here for three days just to solve your problem Difficulty. Master, I can fight, read faces, chop firewood, cook, and I can also eat, drink, chat with [Sleep, please accept me, Master!"

The author has something to say: Li Mobai: I want to betray the Shimen series every day.

The goddess is a face control, hehe!