Strange news about the little paper man

The difference between Li Mobai and other fledgling young disciples is that when outsiders' words and words insulted the teacher, the first reaction was not "a bold madman, how dare you insult my master, take your life!" Instead of killing him, he was the first to reflect on who he had offended for his mentor.

After all, regardless of the origin of becoming a fan and the origin of spells, this person is unreliable is indeed a basic attribute.Therefore, when Li Mobai walks the rivers and lakes, he will be very careful when meeting senior seniors, for fear that the other party is an "old friend" who was tricked by his master.

However, the dignity of the master still needs to be maintained. Let’s not talk about what Juyi has done, and he should not blindly boost the ambitions of others.

So Li Mobai asked without fear of death: "Is the senior an old friend of the family teacher?"

Tai Chang said: "We have lived together for a hundred years, he kicked and broke a leg bone of mine, and I pulled out his nails and hair, I don't know if we are old friends or not."

The little paper figurine had a strong desire to survive, so he continued, "My master loves to joke the most. He must be very familiar with seniors, so he occasionally fights."

Taichang agreed: "Indeed, we have slept in the same bed for more than a hundred years, so we are naturally familiar with each other. Kid, do you know how many moles your master has on his body?"

Li Mobai was silent, unable to answer this topic.Yugu once said that Tai Chang went down to earth 500 years ago, fell in love with a little monster, and was hurt because of it... Little monster, little monster, God, he thought the old monster in Tai Chang's mouth was a curse word, Unexpectedly, it was a metaphor for a relationship with Master.

Master, you even dare to mess with the Queen Mother, and then you end up messing around and abandoning it, what kind of evil did you do!

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Not to mention what kind of grievances Queen Mother and Juyi have, the most urgent thing is to urge Qingniao to speed up and rush back to Kunlun Mountain.

At the same time, in the other direction, the god with the head of a bird and the body of a dragon was carrying an old man and a young man on his back, shuttled through the clouds, and headed for the sacred mountain in the northwest.

Ji Mingyuan sat on the dragon's neck, wrapped his hands around the bird's head, warmed by the temperature of the other's feathers, still shivering.This man and beast has turned an enemy into a friend. There is no other reason. There is a noisy presence in the team. The two decided to temporarily put aside their suspicions and isolate the third party.

In just a few days, he discovered many misunderstandings in his previous cognition.For example, the fairyland and heaven that people often talk about are not in the sky, but the same world as the world they live in, the famous mountains and rivers that were separated by the gods in the early years.Therefore, immortals also live on the ground, and never built fairy palaces in the clouds.This is a lot more scientific. Those clouds are condensed water vapor. Building a house on it, and using spells to keep floating around all day, how tiring.

Correspondingly, another thing happened in accordance with the law of nature, that is, it is very cold to fly above the clouds.

Even holding the bird's head can't relieve too much severe cold.Ji Mingyuan scolded Jiyi for being unreliable, while secretly regretting that he didn't fill the storage ring with blankets, quilts, and clothes for four seasons.

Seated on the back of the dragon, the young apprentice who had just been accepted was curled up, his broken T-shirt was blown up, exposing his frozen back.This apprentice has just been fooled for a day and a half, don't freeze to death anymore, it's a bit embarrassing to say it.The dress I stole earlier was made of natural silk. It looked thin, but it was actually very warm to wear.It's a pity that today's children have a temper, dislike the bad-looking styles, and refuse to wear them to death.

Duanyi was very melancholy, and suddenly had an idea, and took out a colorful toba cloak.

When Ji Mingyuan saw the familiar object again, he thought to himself, isn't this the clothes that I threw in the deep well? It turns out that you, the old man, picked it up a long time ago.Well, it’s fine if you hide it yourself and don’t return it to me, and tricked me into wearing a transparent slit skirt.If it hadn't been so cold that he had no physical strength, Ji Mingyuan's eyes would breathe fire.

It was true that he didn't have the energy to fight against the old man, so Ji Mingyuan grabbed the cloak and wrapped himself up, only showing a pair of resentful eyes.

Jieyi was stared at by the second apprentice so guilty, saying what kind of eyes you have, and I didn't steal your things, I am Xiaobai's master, this bird feather coat is the same style, the same style.Hey, you young people, I don’t understand fashion or something, transparent slits are not good, but colorful ones are better?I don't understand, I don't understand...

At this time, the bird and the dragon spoke, and Ji Mingyuan probably figured out the urine nature of this group of beasts. If it is not necessary, they are unwilling to speak human words and transform into human bodies.He arched his back, ordered Juyi to shut up, and asked with a weird accent, "Are you sure you will break into the forbidden area without saying hello to the Queen Mother?"

"Isn't that nonsense," Jie Yi said, "Forbidden land, forbidden land, I greeted you, and you expect her to open the door to welcome guests? That old goddess is very fierce. I think I was so hairy when I plucked the old man... 噫, terrible !"

Ji Mingyuan's focus was on the keyword "plucking hair" very accurately, and his eyes involuntarily shifted from the eyebrows and beard to the Xiasanlu area, vacillating.

Duan Yi met the disciple's gaze, put one leg up to support his arm, and made a hip-pumping motion, and said with a smirk: "Your master, my hair was so thick back then, but I was famous in the Three Realms for my beautiful feathers. Human beings, you are not envious."

Ji Mingyuan didn't realize it for a while. The original intention of this sentence was to chat, but the amount of information was a bit large.

Bird Dragon gave a strange laugh when he heard the words: "I don't know who released the rumor that Tai Chang was hurt by a little demon in the world. The little demon used his appearance to confuse Tai Chang, not only benefiting a lot in terms of cultivation. , and also stole their Southern Wilderness talisman seals and the cheats of refining weapons, is there such a thing?"

"It's just for borrowing." Cutting his nose, "I'm preaching and teaching in the mortal world. By the way, I will improve the overall knowledge level of the Yaozu, and I will make them famous in the Southern Wilderness."

Niaolong stopped talking and snorted, signaling that he would not join this scoundrel.

In front of Ji Mingyuan, Ji Yi looks like a lazy old man.It's hard to imagine that for more than a thousand years, he was also the number one demon who was famous in the Three Realms.After all, the era of demons has passed, and "monsters" have even become a common word for quarreling and cursing people. This ancient group gradually ranks alongside demons and becomes a representative of desire and evil.

Jiesheng was born in the period of co-government by humans and monsters after the first calamity, when the heavens just separated.In the fairy world of that era, bloodlines were not valued, but the tribe and skills you grew up with.

Conceived and born naturally, born with intelligence, but the creator is God.Gods do not distinguish between races. They have human forms, humanoid forms, beast forms, and objects, such as stone or wood, but they often turn into human forms to walk in the world, which is what they liked at that time.

The next level is immortals, and in the original law of heaven, all things can cultivate immortals.People can practice to become immortals, and after being cultivated and promoted, vegetation, birds, beasts and spirits are collectively called demons, and demons that cannot be created are also immortals.

Jie Yi is a demon born with a spirit. At that time, the world could no longer be divided into spirits, so strictly speaking, he should be regarded as a great demon of the first rank of Shangxian.However, these rankings are all ancient, and after the second calamity, the forces of the monsters were completely re-divided.

Ji Mingyuan didn't know what Quantity Calamity was. According to Taoist classics, Quantity Calamity was the intensification of contradictions caused by the imbalance of resources and non-conservation of energy caused by the survival and reproduction of all things under the Dao of Heaven.Specifically, it is caused by man-made disasters, manifested as war, and only killing and robbery can be pacified.

This is a concept that Ji Mingyuan understood after translating ancient books, but it is still very abstract and far away from the life of the mortal world.

Cut one’s explanation is very simple: “The Dao of Heaven is very stingy, and the resources are only a little bit. People, monsters, gods and demons, close the door to exercise every day, and more and more offspring will be born. What will happen in the end, the uneven distribution of spoils will definitely fight, and the gods will fight , the Three Realms will suffer, and this will be a calamity."

Ji Mingyuan: "In the history of mankind, there has never been a relevant record."

"Naturally, it's called differently." Jie Yi said, "But when the calamity occurs, whether mortals participate in the war or not, the situation in the world is chaotic... The first time the calamity was measured, it's been a long time ago. At that time, you humans did not have written words, but you did participate in the war in the form of tribes..."

In ancient times, gods, as the creation group, were still numerous in number.They often walk among the mountains and seas, eat and live with the demon spirits, and it is not difficult to meet them.The spiritual energy in the world seems to be inexhaustible, and there are more and more intelligent plants and beasts. They yearn for the gods, practice hard, and become the first batch of immortals who assist the gods in managing the mortal world.

But as the number of immortals increases, contradictions are also forming.They spontaneously supported different gods, formed factions, seized mountains and competed for resources.The gods gradually didn't bother to enter the world, and left the battlefield to these little things to play by themselves.

What ultimately intensified the conflict was the formation of the human race.

The reason is that Nuwa was bored playing with mud one day, and made a group of big living people.Nuwa was very happy, and said in her heart that I was ingenious, and the villain made it out was much more beautiful than those monsters shaking their heads and tails.So the goddess got excited and scattered the clay people on the ground, let's survive and reproduce!

At the beginning, everyone didn't take a group of mud seriously, but gradually the gods, demons and fairies stopped doing it. This group of people is too capable of giving birth.The mountains and rivers of the land are well-maintained, and humans use tribes as units. Locusts cross the border and fight for reclamation. The Central Plains gnaw at the East China Sea. It almost became a paradise for the mud.

Nu Wa said that you are being unreasonable, the birds can fly around, the beasts run around, and the insects and ants are all-pervasive, gnawing all over the world.We humans are still babies, what's wrong with traveling around?

The gods and demons say this is not right, the small animals and plants in the past were very friendly to nature.You don't eat much, you don't live long, it's difficult to learn things, and it's not so easy to become a fairy with good management.When you create a human being, how can you create it in the image of God? It’s fine if you imitate your appearance, but you also imitate your IQ. Isn’t this blocking your way of life?

Look at the world today, the air has become thinner, and these people have too big nostrils, causing us to lack oxygen. I can't even let go of my spiritual power and run freely!

This is how the first calamity began. The two sides in the main battle are gods, Buddhas and demon spirits, representing different powers, and deciding the fate of the human race.

This war has lasted for thousands of years, and the scale and length of time are the only ones since the first opening of Hongmeng.Many tribes have since disappeared, and the forces within the Protoss have also been reshuffled.Since then, the gods have been divided into creator gods and beasts, and human monks and monsters rule the fairyland together, enjoying the high-quality resources in the river.The human race is restricted, they are demarcated that they can only live in a fixed area, and must ensure respect and awe of gods and immortals, not to forget the four seasons of worship.