Strange news about the little paper man

Linghou Temple is a well-known temple in the north. Not only is there a lot of incense and many believers here, but it also has an identity that attracts a large number of tourists—it is the only wild golden monkey nature reserve in the north.

600 years ago, the monk Xuan Mu brought the spirit monkey to City A, and built a hut on the top of Lingxiu Peak to practice meditation. This is the predecessor of the Spirit Monkey Temple.

The climate in City A is not suitable for the growth of golden monkeys, but the monkeys raised by Master Xuanmu are surprisingly healthy. In a hundred years, they have multiplied and become a large group, which has become a tourist attraction in City A.

There were very few pilgrims in the bustling hall in the past, and there were fewer tourists than usual.Abbot Lingzhi looked at the gloomy sky, sighed, and let the monks rest.

At the foot of the mountain, Daoist Jingxu set up a maze array to disturb the thoughts of tourists who came to Linghou Temple.As long as the pilgrims approach the mountain gate, they will suddenly remember that there are urgent matters to be dealt with, and then leave in a hurry.As for the tourists who have already gone up the mountain, they are lost immediately after leaving, and the waiting police are responsible for escorting them away.

The softer the formation, the greater the consumption.Daoist Jingxu didn't dare to be careless, under the protection of the police, he sat in meditation and controlled the formation without any distraction.Ji and Li went to the capital, and put on hemp to keep the guards behind. Huang Fu led people to ambush at the foot of the mountain, planning to wait for Li Mobai to capture Cheng Jin and come back. The evidence is solid, and then they will go up the mountain together to capture the bandit leader Lingzhi.

There was a lot of wind outside, and it had been two days since the elder brother left. Cheng Hui was a little worried, so she secretly changed her monk's robe and went down the mountain to look for it.

When it comes to the paths in the mountains, monkeys are much more familiar with them than humans.Cheng Hui only walked halfway up the mountain, and then noticed the change of the mountain.The little monkey was startled, and cautiously took back the steps it took, closed its eyes, stepped on the path it came from, and walked backwards back to the mountain.

"Catch him quickly, don't let him go back and report!" Ran Bi's voice sounded, and the morning glory branch stepped forward even more, wrapping around Cheng Hui's waist.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the little monkey pulled out a copper bell from his collar and shook it.

"Dingling, Dingling..." The sound of copper bells resounded all over the mountain.

"It's startling the snake." Huang Fu slapped his thigh and ordered the crowd helplessly, "Go up the mountain and catch!"

From the abbot to the young monks, they were all concentrated in their residences. The entire monastery was surrounded by armed police, and all monks were required to cooperate in the investigation.

Huang Fu was dressed in a police uniform, carrying a badge with two bars and two stars on his shoulders, and wearing a chic morning glory belt, and walked into the temple with steady steps.

"Lingzhi, the host of Linghou Temple, is suspected of illegal captivity and abuse of national first-class protected animals, and is suspected of profiting from it. He is now detained for investigation according to law. Monks of Linghou Temple and other persons involved in the case, please cooperate with the police investigation and assist in handling the case."

Master Lingzhi took a step forward, confronted Huang Fu, and protected the monks behind him.

The registered age of this monk is 72 years old, but he looks like a young man in his early thirties.The complexion is rosy, the skin is fair and shiny, there is no beard or hair, and the head is like a hard-boiled egg.

Faced with such a large number of policemen, Lingzhi was not flustered. He clasped his hands together and said calmly to Huang Fu, "Spirit monkeys have been inhabited by monkeys for hundreds of years. What evidence does the benefactor have for his crimes?"

After all, he glanced around the venue: "Forgive me for being ignorant, but our country has made such a big effort to protect endangered animals. I don't know if you have found monkeys in my temple?"

The armed policemen looked at each other in blank dismay. When they received the order from their superiors, they were told repeatedly that this mission was top secret, so don't be surprised no matter what you see, just follow the command.It was said that they were going to arrest the suspects who smuggled and protected animals. With such a battle, they thought they were going to deal with a huge gang with guns.

I followed Huang Fu all the way up the mountain and copied a monk temple. Inside, there were a lot of bald heads, big and small, and not even a monkey.The comrades in the police are all puzzled, what is going on.

"Abbot Lingzhi, please cooperate." Huang Fu warned again.

Lingzhi shook his head and made a helpless gesture.The young monks behind him gathered together and looked at Huang Fu vigilantly, with fierce eyes.

Huang Fu waved his hand, and the armed police acted immediately, raised their guns, and surrounded the monks.

"Remember to keep calm and shoot!"

The muzzle of the gun was aimed at the buttocks of the young novice monks. The sound of "papa" was very small, and the bullets did not explode after being ejected. Only the screams of the children after being spanked were heard.

This is a toy gun specially purchased by the Armed Police Corps to cooperate with this operation.The bullet hit the little novice monk and scattered into pieces of talisman paper——appearance talisman.

The little monks screamed strangely, and saw their clothes and hats loosened, revealing furry monkey faces and little paws. □□It was so bulging that it couldn't fit the extra tails.

Lingzhi picked up the beads, with a fierce look in his eyes.The scene was chaotic in an instant, Captain Huang fought against Monk Hua, and the policemen outwitted the golden monkey.

The little monkeys have no magic power, but they are quick to move, and they run around the mountain with the armed policemen.The Pima Sanren donated the golden cage in friendship, and all those who were caught were locked in it.

At this time, the abbot Lingzhi changed his kind and gentle face to a sullen face, and struck Huang Fu's face directly with his palm. "Boom", Captain Huang formed a protective shield in front of him, rebounding the monk's palm back.Lingzhi took a few steps back, and looked at the mortal in front of him with some surprise.

The vines wrapped around his waist began to grow thicker and larger, and the branches that grew out reached the ground like tentacles, driving Huang Fu over like a baby walker.

Lingzhi scattered the beads, flipped his hands and spread the five fingers to pop the wooden beads outwards, and divided the vital parts of the armed policemen's bodies.The branches of the morning glory flew up, and in an instant, the beads were smashed into powder.The monk on the opposite side made a sudden move, using his finger as a blade, to cut directly at Huang Fu's heart.

Huang Fu stretched out his hand unambiguously, and leaned back to dodge, barely avoiding the opponent's attack.The morning glory branch turned around at this time, and immediately built a barrier between the two of them.

Lingzhi missed a hit, and then backed away.

"Little demon!" Lingzhi sneered and took off the cassock.He recited the mantra, and smoothed the edge of his cassock with his palms. Under the blood-colored cassock, a layer of bluish black air rose.

The mist filled the courtyard, making the entire courtyard a bit gloomy.Lingzhi shouted loudly, and the cassock turned into a huge net and flew out, enveloping the vines and the yellow whisk in it.

Ran Bi protected Huang Fu and rolled around a few times, the cassock was boundless and could not escape or be pierced.The black air penetrated into her body with a gloomy chill. The morning glory was afraid of the cold, and its branches and leaves trembled a little, but it still instinctively protected her boyfriend and provided him with oxygen.

This cassock has been maintained with blood for many years, and it already has a bit of magic energy.Ran Bi has cultivated under the Yuxiu ancestral tree for many years, she is a pure demon spirit, how can she stand such evil things.At this time, Morning Glory was trying to hold on to her wits for her boyfriend, thinking that if her brother didn't come, she would be unable to hold on.

Ji Mingyuan, who was far away in Jiangbin, the capital, sneezed, and Li Mobai realized the weather, and hurriedly wrapped his brother in clothes, and was involved in the warm environment in the space.

They are snuggling under the ancestral tree at this moment. The climate here is warm, the flowers and trees are flourishing, and the birds and animals have unusual spirituality.Ji Mingyuan hugged Li Mobai into his arms, thinking that only such a place can raise such a character.

"Is this where you came from?" Ji Mingyuan asked.

"Ah!" Without waiting for the other party to answer, he sneezed again, "No, I'm not cold, we seem to have forgotten something important!"

Li Mobai hurried back to City A, Ji Mingyuan couldn't leave, leaving a mess that he needed to deal with.

Ji Mingsheng blew the wind all night, but he really caught a cold. He was squatting by the river at this time, shivering with swollen eyes.Ji Ershao was frightened, and he promised that he would never mess around again!

Ji Mingyuan called and asked Yan Tao to come pick up his son.When the anxious mother heard the news and came, she saw such a scene, a lost son and a scorched monkey.

"Mingyuan, what do you mean? Why are you dissatisfied? Come to me. Mingsheng is still young, what did he do wrong!"

"What's wrong with me?" Ji Mingyuan leaned on the railing and said calmly, "Cooperating with the police in arresting criminal suspects is what citizens like us should do."

"Serving the people, Aunt Yan, don't you feel honored?"

In the Spirit Monkey Temple, the spirit and wisdom were not restrained, and Dang even released the trapped monkeys.The little monkeys screamed and bit anyone they saw, but Lingzhi didn't tangle with the police, but took this opportunity to leave quietly.

"Catch the old one!" Huang Fu's voice sounded, although it was muffled from inside the cassock, it was clearly heard, "There is a formation under the mountain, and no monkey can escape!"

Hearing the words, the armed police rushed forward, pointing dozens of toy guns at the monk, and covering his body with "bang bang" talismans.

Lingzhi has practiced sorcery for many years, and this talisman has an awe-inspiring righteousness. Although it was wrong, it also made him slow down.

Inside the cassock, the morning glory vines began to wither, but the normal environment was still maintained inside the shroud.

"Cindy, don't waste your energy, don't protect me so desperately, let's bear any suffering together."

"I'm fine, this little spell can't help me."

"Don't force yourself," Huang Fu caressed her blue petals distressedly, "Forcibly put on a few green leaves, the ones outside are already withered."

"How do you..."

"I'm surrounded by you inside, but outside you are everywhere, I can feel it."

"That's right," Ran Bi murmured, "We are inside, he is everywhere, and I am everywhere for him..."

When Li Mobai came, there was a big scuffle in the temple.After sending off the armed policemen to continue catching monkeys, he slapped Monk Lingzhi unconscious, and then tied him up firmly.

"Save the yellow team first!" Someone shouted.

Li Mobai glanced at the pair of mandarin ducks wrapped into rice dumplings, and was surprised to find that the outline of the cassock tended to blur.He clapped his hands in relief, pushed the monk down, and sat on his stomach to rest.

When Ran Bi was in danger, she suddenly realized the truth. Cassocks are everywhere, and she was afraid because of her impatience, so she was constantly eroded by him.At this moment, the momentum of the two sides reversed, the dharma clothes presented all of themselves to Ran Bi, there were flaws everywhere, and it was too late to retreat, so they could only stand and be beaten.

Li Mobai outside looked at the bustle, and saw that the cassock was pierced, and the morning glory branches saw the sky again, and the green light scattered.

The magic weapon was broken, Lingzhi was dizzy and vomited blood, and the little paper man quickly got up to avoid it.

Seeing the light again, Huang Fu got used to the sunlight for a few seconds, and then put down his hands to care about Ran Bi's situation.The shackles around his waist were lightened, Huang Fu got up, and saw the vines of the morning glory suddenly shrinking, finally shrunk into a morning glory the size of an earring, and landed on the palm of his hand.

"Don't worry, she has realized some truths and practiced in closed doors. You..." Li Mobai was doing a routine science popularization, but accidentally saw Captain Huang's bare legs in underwear, "...what are you guys playing for?"

The author has something to say: Li Mobai pulled out the morning glory leaves, and heard Ji Mingyuan's heartbroken rebuke: I told you to fasten the belt of a man's trousers, not to make you a belt yourself!

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Finally, I have reached this chapter, and I will never save so many drafts in the future. When posting a new chapter, it only shows that it has been modified, and the click-through rate is terrible.

I need to improve my IQ and stop being stupid!

In addition, the previous chapter was locked, and there was no way to unlock it. Obviously, it was a normal plot in the end.

So I had no choice but to delete the black part, which affected the plot.I can only tell everyone here that my brother and Xiaobai didn't get in the car completely, and my brother disarmed before the last step.

After all, a 30-year-old virgin, you know it!