Strange news about the little paper man

Taoist disciples must first worship the ancestor Sanqing when they open the altar to catch ghosts.

Jingxu looked like a master, half-closed his eyes, and muttered a mantra in his mouth: "When the Supreme Master preached the Dharma, the golden bell rang and the jade tone sounded, and the filth was hidden in the nine places. The heavens are good, the golden boy dances the yaoqin, and is willing to pour out the eight rays of light, according to the heart of refuge, to follow the Dafa manuscript, to serve the five clouds deep, and to be as urgent as a law!"

The bedroom was so quiet that a needle could be heard, a gust of wind blew through the air, and the candles were burning.Yan Tao hid in the corner, her mouth was wide open, and she was limp from the beginning.

Jingxu opened his eyes, with a solemn expression, stretched out his left hand and raised his palm flat: "Tong'er, bring the talisman."

Hearing the words, the older obese boy took out a palm-sized yellow talisman paper figurine from his bosom, and handed it to Jing Xu's hand.

Master Jingxu bit his index finger, and it didn't break, so he pretended to drip blood on Furen's head.I didn't see his movements clearly, the yellow talisman paper figure was already hanging two feet in front of him.

"Where is the ghost, show up quickly, let Ronger express his grievances!" Jingxu was silent for a moment, then suddenly shouted, scaring Yan Tao into a shudder.

Another gust of wind blew past, and the yellow talisman in mid-air swayed and was covered with a layer of green light.At this time, not only Yan Tao, but even Ji Mingsheng was so frightened that he didn't know he was hungry.

"Who are you, why are you entrusted to a stranger, and what old grievances do you have with Ji Mingcheng, report it quickly!" Jingxu flicked the dust fly, and said seriously, "Teacher, go and listen to what he said !"

Walking up to the paper figurine in linen, he listened with his ears, sometimes surprised, sometimes frowning, sometimes shaking his head, and finally understood.

Phima Sanren: "Regard Master, this ghost is a starving ghost. He was born in a poor family. He died of starvation and no one buried him, so that his soul could not be reincarnated. Since then, he has been wandering for decades. He passed through the capital half a month ago. I met Ji Mingsheng, a son of a rich family. This son came from a wealthy family but was ignorant. He was nearly [-] years old and still lacked physical activity, disregarded the five grains. I still don't forget the suffering of being poor and humble, and I can't get used to this kid's extravagance, so I fucked him, trying to teach him a lesson..."

All in all, Ji Mingsheng, the second generation ancestor, doesn't want to be aggressive all day long, eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, the ghosts can't stand it anymore!

Pima Sanren learned vividly, Master Jingxu was not moved, and saw him yelling at the evil ghost: "There are people who take care of the affairs of the world, hey, you ghost, since you have left the world, how can you pretend to be a ghost?" Interfere in human affairs. Don't rush into this bottle, Daoist, I will send you to be saved!"

Master Jingxu unscrewed the stainless steel kettle, and then held it horizontally in the air.I saw the yellow talisman paper man swaying, and the ghost left the body and ran into the pot.The talisman paper hanging in mid-air did not fall, but was taken back by hemp, and disappeared in the palm of the hand in an instant.

"The ghost has been punished, and you all know the reasons for this. Please also ask Ms. Yan to restrain her son in the future. Xiao Ji must also be strict with himself, study hard, and abstain from lust." Master Jingxu closed it, and then threw it away. Fuchen fell on the hemp-clothed body, "I'm so exhausted, Fatty, hurry up and carry Master down the stairs!"

As soon as Er Dao left, Yan Tao immediately untied his son.Ji Mingsheng was tossed so hard that he went through all the joys, anger, sorrows and joys.At this time, the mood went down, and the hunger came up. As soon as Ji Mingsheng opened the door, he could smell the aroma coming from downstairs.

The instant noodles cooked by Li Mobai are not ordinary instant noodles. The spring water on Yuxiu Mountain relaxes tendons, activates blood circulation, and prolongs life.With fifteen packs of instant noodles, Ji Mingyuan had already been trapped, and even Ji Ding was induced to eat two packs.

When Ji Mingsheng went downstairs, Li Mobai was putting the last bag into the pot.Ji Mingsheng was so hungry that staring eyes stared at him, so naturally he wouldn't let him go, before he even entered the kitchen, he yelled bluntly: "That kid, get up and give me this bowl of noodles!"

Li Mobai ignored it, Ji Mingsheng ran over to grab it, Li Mobai sideways avoided, this guy was tied up for two days with hands and feet and fell down.He was about to fall to pieces, but he was suddenly frozen.

"I'm older than you, how can you be so unreasonable," Li Mobai said with some displeasure, "Fix yourself for three hours, the spell can be solved, you should think about your own past."

Six hours later, Ji Mingsheng fell forward and fell to the ground, his nose sunk into his big face, and he cried out sadly, "Who did I provoke!"

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As far away as City A, Huang Fu's investigation has also made progress.

After a month of unremitting efforts, the superior finally approved the establishment of a task force for the "11.5" serial murder case, with Huang Fu in charge.On the other hand, Huang Fu successfully broke into the enemy with his registered "Gongzi" account.

Huang Fu forged his identity and applied for an account a month ago, but the netizens he met with were all innocent, and he never got to the root of the problem.

After investigating for so long, he also found some patterns. The other party is a group registered as a "demon" and has its own set of standards for identifying the same kind and recruiting members.Huang Fu tried for a long time, but was not recognized and accepted.

The breakthrough was made this time because Jiang Ren recommended a man named Lu Wuxu to the police.

This Lu Needless is a friend Jiang Ren met on "Young Master", and the two are now in a relationship.He expressed his willingness to help the police, but he is currently abroad and it is not convenient to show up.

Lu needn't claim that he knows a group called "Moonlight in front of the bed", which uses the "Gongzi" platform to catch people for profit, which is inseparable from the recent frequent fatal cases.

This organization acts cautiously, and the internal members show themselves as "monsters". They are very familiar with each other and rarely attract outsiders.

Lu needlessly refused to disclose too much personal information, only saying that he knew some of them.If necessary, he can lend his account to the police for phishing.

So Huang Fu borrowed Lu Wuxu's identity to successfully gain the trust of the suspect gang, and obtained part of the other party's crime plan.

Everything went well, except for one thing, Huang Fu felt that this criminal gang was really a bit strange.

Captain Huang intuited that this group of criminals had psychological problems, and their identity as a "demon" was not a role-playing game for them.After many contacts, Huang Fu discovered that these people really thought they were demons.

Lu Wuxu's ID is a bald cat demon. Huang Fu has seen his photos. This man is tall, but he looks like an alien, with a bald head, loose skin, and a pair of scary big eyes.

At first, Captain Huang thought that Lu Wuxu's nickname was quite appropriate.It wasn't until I got in touch with "Moonlight Before the Bed" that I realized that all the people in it were like this.

If the photos of me are real, then these people are different from ordinary people whether they are beautiful or ugly.Even not only the appearance, but even the living habits are imitated by other animals and plants.

A cold-blooded cobra with a sharp face and a long tongue, an owl with big eyes and a sharp mouth that hides at night, a timid and shy rabbit with red eyes and long ears...

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Li Mobai ate up the instant noodles, and then led everyone to leave.The Ma Sanren sacrificed the magic weapon cattail fan, and the four of them sat on the fan and returned to the ghost town.

Jingxu leaned on the soft back of the Ma Sanren, and took out the thermos from her arms.Ji Mingyuan was a little curious, so he leaned over and asked, "What kind of ghost is it that the real person collected?"

"What are you talking about?" Master Jingxu shook the thermos in front of his eyes, then unscrewed the cap, and inside was a pot of steaming wolfberry and chrysanthemum tea.

"Hey, I'm getting old and I need to maintain my health," Jingxu sighed, and then fed the health-preserving liquid into the mouth of the Pima Sanren, "I'll stew some kidneys for you another day to nourish your kidneys."

"No ghost?" Ji Mingyuan was stunned.

Li Mobai hugged his shoulder with a smile, and took out a gourd from the storage ring: "Here."

This ghost is not very good, in the afternoon, when he smelled the breath of several people, he fled in panic, and was taken away by Li Mobai as soon as he left the body.

The little paper man wanted to vent his anger for his brother, so he asked all kinds of questions to delay time, trying to make Yan Tao and his mother suffer.Unexpectedly, the fat and thin Erdao also participated, and the two put on a big show.

As for the reasons for warning Ji Mingsheng afterwards, it's even more nonsense.

Ji Mingyuan pulled out the plug and released the ghosts he had collected.This ghost is the image of a man in his early twenties, his eyes are blue and black, and his complexion is a bit paler than ordinary ghosts.

Ji Mingyuan didn't recognize this person, but Er Dao, fat and thin, was taken aback: "Damn it, it's you again!"

The name of this ghost is Peng Yexin. He is an otaku. He is so homeless that he doesn't have a girlfriend.Also more than a month ago, he met a teddy dog ​​through dating software.After chatting for a few words, the other party felt that he was not bad, so he immediately stuck to him.

At that time, I was buying melons in the market and met an old lady.The aunt is a person, but she has some demonic aura on her body, and the Pima Sanren followed her, and heard her say that the family dog ​​was lost.

The Pima Sanren met the aunt and found out that this person was facing a catastrophe recently.This aunt is not related to him for no reason, so it must not be restrained, it must be because of some evil spirits around him.So the Pima Sanren made calculations and found the teddy dog ​​raised by the aunt.

Little Teddy was flirtatious and promiscuous. After playing alone for a day and two nights with a man and a monster, Peng Lixin died directly on the bed.So it is said that some deaths are predestined. As soon as the person dies, the Phi Ma San person arrives, and the time is just right.

Peng Lixin's body was lying on the bed, and Little Teddy was sitting on it, while the things underneath were still upright.The dead ghost Peng Lixin stood aside, looking at Teddy who had intercourse with his corpse.

"So, how did he die?" Ji Mingyuan took a breath, "Isn't it what I thought?"

"Immediate wind," Pima San said humanely, "in modern terms, it is sudden death during sexual intercourse, and in popular terms, it is death from the exhaustion of essence."

Several people cast sympathetic looks at Peng Lixin.

Peng Lixin coughed in embarrassment: "Actually, I'm in pretty good health. I really didn't know he was a demon."

"It's already been said that it's a dating platform for transvestites, are you blind and didn't see it?" Daoist Jingxu said contemptuously.

"I'm an atheist," Peng Lixin said, "I thought it was made by humans for fun, but I don't know that the other party is really a monster!"

"You lied about the information at the time, and that little Teddy was not powerful enough, so he took you as a big monster, so he dared to ask for more." Pima Sanren asked scoldingly, "The conflict has been mediated, and I have registered for you again, and you have gone to court again. What do you do personally?"

"I don't want to either," Peng Lixin said angrily, "That little goblin, who is always on the go, has a new love before I pass the first seven days. Can I be willing?"

"Wait," Ji Mingyuan had a bad feeling, "The new love you're talking about is Ji Mingsheng? That Ji Mingsheng's new girlfriend is Teddy Jing?"

"Man," Peng Lixin said, with a little spring on his face, "I've never seen such a sloppy subject. When the skirt is lifted, it's so flirtatious."

Ji Mingsheng was taken home by his parents, Xiao Sao was afraid that he would have a new love again, and he didn't know who would suffer next.

"Don't worry too much," Pi Masan said humanely, "That little demon has a plan in his mind, Peng Lixin was an accident, and he still knows how to deal with humans."

"What did you see about Teddy's master's bad luck?" Li Mobai asked Pima.

"Oh" Pi Ma said, "His husband is going to have an affair."

The author has something to say: Ji Mingyuan: I don't really understand, my dad's mistress and illegitimate child, I didn't speak, why are they so excited?

Li Mobai: Life is like a drama, if there are too many dramas, it is easy to become a master, and the two of them are masters of drama.