Strange news about the little paper man

Li Mobai has an immature face, innocent like a child, but can analyze other people's feelings so rationally.

Ji Mingyuan looked at this innocent face, it was hard to imagine what this face would look like after being infected with lust, and couldn't help but want to teach him something.

Ji Mingyuan leaned over, fished the little paper man in front of him into his arms, and whispered in his ear: "Animals and plants need courtship and pollination, what about you?"

Li Mobai is small, his head only reaches Ji Mingyuan's shoulders, being hugged by him like this, his hands involuntarily wrap their arms around the other's neck.The little paper man's sense of touch is not as sensitive as that of a human being, and he is not afraid of pain or itchiness. At this time, the warm breath of the other party appeared in his ears, and he unexpectedly felt a tingling numbness.

Li Mobai didn't know what this strange feeling felt like, just like he didn't know Ji Mingyuan's question. "Me? I don't need it?" He turned his head and answered in a low voice, looking at the face above with misty eyes.

"Don't you need it?" Ji Mingyuan stretched out his right hand, covering his ignorant eyes, and kissed through the back of his hand, "But what should I do, I need it."

Ran Bi has recently become obsessed with a ladyboy dating app—Gongziyuema. This app aims to provide single demons with more opportunities to meet different human beings, and it is also convenient for humans who are curious about ghosts and ghosts to understand the world of demons.

At the same time, we must not forget that the essential function hidden under the flashy and complicated appearance of major social software is dating.

As a conscientious hookup... oh no, dating software has a strict grading and classification system in terms of object matching, requiring users to fill in real personal information.Personal information not only requires basic information such as name, gender, sexual orientation, occupation, personality, and preferences, but also needs to complete the user's specific species, living habits, body surface color, smell, skin quality, natural enemies, toxin level, and estrus period.

This kind of arrangement is necessary, after all, under the premise that the cultivation base has not reached a certain level, some species are terrible to get along with.

Ran Bi filled in the information as required, and registered an account.

Name CindyRan, species Plant kingdom Angiosperms phylum Dicotyledons Class Asteroides Solanaceae Convolvulaceae Convolvulus subfamily Sweet potato family Morning glory Morning glory, gender female, species preference human, sexual orientation preference male, personality preference Mature, stable and lively and funny, rational and self-disciplined but with personality, rough and unrestrained but considerate, smart and wise but childlike...

The almighty system received the instruction to match the most suitable person according to the requirements, and it really found one for her.

Huang Rui, an ordinary human male, 33 years old, a civil servant...

Ran Bi was very satisfied with this randomly assigned boyfriend, and they fell in love before they even met each other.Mr. Huang is sometimes cold and sometimes gentle, fascinated the little flower demon who has just given birth to a spring heart.I just look at my phone every day, sometimes giggling, sometimes feeling lost.

Seeing that their beautiful daughter has been turned into a fool by hormones, Ji and Li are very worried.It just so happened that something happened to Ji Mingyuan's family at this time, and they needed to go to the capital immediately, so the sister's relationship problem had to be put aside for now.

After much deliberation, Ji Mingyuan decided to bring his sister with him: "Cindy will go with us."

"No, no, no..." Morning Glory shook her head desperately, "Brother, you go, I want to take care of the house!" After you leave, I can date my man.

Ji Mingyuan is very helpless, no one can see that this flower demon is full of love.Facts proved that Ji always relied on his strength to become the president, and immediately launched a speech on this phenomenon. The topic of the speech was-girls should learn to protect themselves.

"We don't object to your falling in love, but you have to pay attention, you need to be cautious when making friends online. You don't know what kind of person is on the other side of the phone, and whether the information he shows you is true or false. Even if you meet On the face of it, human beings are very complicated, and you may not be able to see his essence... Don't be fooled by his rhetoric, just foolishly go to bed with people, put too much effort into it, and end up getting hurt..."

"Do you remember what I said?"

The flower demon wondered what you were talking about. I am an old monster and I am fine if I don’t fool around with men. Why did I act like she is so delicate? She replied with a confused face: "I remember, brother, go slowly!"

Ji Mingyuan was about to go out, but Li Mobai suddenly went back to the room and took out a box of things to hand to Ran Bi: "What brother said is fine, the most important thing is that you have to remember to wear condoms, cross-species monsters are not for fun .”

Ji Mingyuan: ...well, what I just said was in vain.

"Hey, wait a minute," Ji Mingyuan suddenly thought of something, and his scalp tingled instantly, "Where did you get this?"

"It's in the cabinet next to your bed," Li Mobai said honestly, "I saw it the day you bought it. It's placed with the lubricant, but that Ran Bi doesn't need it."

Ji Mingyuan: ...the other party discovered the condom before confessing, he really wanted to die!

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The two criminal police came to Yinghua Water Court according to the address, which is a very high-end community.Witness Jiang Ren is a university professor who lives alone.

Jiang Ren is an old user of "Gongzi". He is handsome, tall, well-spoken, and well-known in the circle.Teacher Jiang Ren is a subject, so good that he doesn't have a boyfriend, so he can only meet his needs by dating.

In the face of police inquiries, Jiang Ren was very cooperative and let the two into the living room.

"Comrade, sit down first and drink some water." Jiang Ren made a pot of tea, poured it into a cup, and handed it to the two.The criminal police quickly took it and touched Jiang Ren's fingers.

"Meow!" A sharp meow sounded, and a brown-black unknown object flew over and overturned the hot tea.Hot water poured out, and the water glass shattered on the ground, causing several people to panic for a while.

"Lulu, don't make trouble!" Jiang Ren reprimanded in a low voice, reaching out to fish the object into his arms, it was a hairless cat.

"Did you scratch you, show me quickly, are you scalded?" Jiang Ren asked the criminal police apologetically, but luckily no one was hurt, just splashed some water.

Jiang Ren tidied up and poured water for the policeman again. The hairless cat Lulu was ready to move, and he slapped the policeman mercilessly. "I don't know what's wrong with this cat recently. It's very clingy to me. I'm really sorry." Jiang Ren said.

"It's all right." The little detective hurriedly said.Just look at this cat, it has no sharp hair, its pointed ears are up, its eyes take up half of its face, and its eyes are fierce.

The form of intimacy between the master and the servant, the criminal policeman intuitively felt that the other party had a strange aesthetic.

"Is the young master making an appointment?" Jiang Renqi asked, "What happened recently, the police are also investigating this?"

The criminal policeman was a little surprised: "Why, besides us, is there anyone else who has inquired about this matter with you?"

"Yes," Jiang Ren nodded, "A few days ago, a Taoist priest came to me and asked if anything strange happened around me."

"what do you say?"

"I don't have any abnormalities myself, but you also know that our circle is not big, and many people know each other privately."

"'Girl Date' was launched about half a year ago, and it is very popular in the gay circle. Only recently, strange things have happened to many users..."

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Ji Mingyuan received a call from his father, saying that something happened to his younger brother, and asked him to go and have a look immediately.

Ji Mingyuan's younger brother, Ji Mingsheng, was born when his father had an affair when he left home when he was young.Ji Mingsheng is only 19 years old this year and is studying at university, but he is a typical second-generation ancestor.Ji Mingyuan was supposed to be strong, and when he got home, he fought for his mother, and satisfied Ji Ding in every way.Compared with this, it seems that Ji Mingsheng is even more muddy and unable to support the wall.

No matter how useless it is, it is his own birth, and Ji Mingsheng's current experience, I am afraid that he has provoked some dirty things.The lover tried to find a lot of experts but nothing worked. In desperation, Ji Ding had no choice but to ask his eldest son to come and have a look.

Ji Mingyuan took his time, flew into the sky with Li Mobai, and still had time to enjoy the scenery.The two arrived at the capital at the speed of the bullet train, and before entering the door, they unexpectedly saw a familiar fat face first.

"Why are you here?" The three asked at the same time.

The person who came was a loose man in hemp. The fat man looked much taller with less weight on his body.It was already autumn at this time, and the cattail fan was useless, so he stuck it on the linen belt.

"Fatty Lord, I received news that the owner of this place is in a strange situation, so he came over to take a look," Pimasan said, "If I knew you were here, I wouldn't need to go here. Mr. Ji Are you letting go of the company and becoming a master?"

"The person who had the accident was my younger brother on the household registration book." Ji Mingyuan said calmly.

Pima Sanren didn't feel embarrassed at all, instead he smiled and said: "Hahaha, the younger brother on the household registration book is also a younger brother, little brother, look at me, let alone a younger brother, even if you want a father, you can't do it, think about it! "

Then he winked his eyes towards the corner of the villa, and said loudly: "Here you are, let's go in and have a look together! There are surprises in the story of the wealthy family!"

Five seconds later, at the corner of the wall, a real Jingxu wearing shoes flashed out.

Ji Mingyuan returned home at the age of 15, and his parents divorced amicably the following year.Soon his lover Yan Tao entered the house, and moved into Ji's house with Ji Mingsheng, who was already seven years old, as he wished.

Ji Mingyuan was highly regarded by his father, so naturally he couldn't please his stepmother.The two are normally polite on the surface, but they don't know how to hide and make circles behind their backs.But now, Yan Tao has changed from her previous arrogance, wishing to confess Ji Mingyuan as her ancestor.

At this time, the door of Ji's residence was closed, and the atmosphere was very tense.It was Ji Ding's assistant who opened the door, and several people entered the villa without changing their shoes.I saw Yan Tao slumped on the sofa in the living room, and Ji Ding standing beside her.Seeing that his son brought a few people, Ji Ding didn't say much, just patted his lover's shoulder lightly, nodded and signaled everyone to go upstairs.Yan Tao wiped away her tears and stood up, she wanted to go together.

Ji Mingyuan didn't introduce the identities of Li Mobai and Ji Mingyuan, and Ji Ding and Yan Tao didn't ask too much, for fear of offending an expert.On the other hand, Yan Tao, who always sneaks a few glances at Ji Mingyuan from time to time, hesitates to speak.

The author has something to say: Ji Mingyuan: It's over, my private collection was discovered by Xiaobai, will he think I'm very naughty!

Li Mobai: What's the matter, aren't condoms a necessity for human men?

Ji Mingyuan: Xiaobai, you really understand!

Li Mobai: I don’t understand anything, it’s just to prevent human beings from being unable to control the reproductive transition when they are in estrus. It is a great invention in human history!

Ji Mingyuan: ...

Li Mobai: But, brother, why do you buy lubricant?

Ji Mingyuan: Hehehe, try it and you'll know!

I am handicapped, and I use a digital board to draw the effect of a foot holding a pen.

In desperation, I directly drew and took pictures by hand. Fortunately, the resolution required for the cover is not high.

Painting the cover is really hard work TOT