Strange news about the little paper man

Inside the Ziyang Temple, local practitioners from City A gathered to listen to Ji Mingyuan tell the latest progress of Sun Jinchen's case.

The weather is hot, and Ziyang Guanzhu is a person who knows how to live. He euphemistically says that the air conditioner is against the laws of nature and is not conducive to cultivation. He doesn't even turn on the air conditioner.Dozens of people crowded into one room, either restless or drowsy.

"The results of the police's case have come down. The composition of 'Hua Turing' is unknown. It is suspected to be a new drug. The samples have been sent to the capital for research by an expert group. It is impossible to prove that 'Hua Turing' has a direct or indirect relationship with Cui Shaoheng's death. Sun Jinchen The acquittal is only related to the illegal use of health care drugs, fines are imposed according to regulations, and production is ordered to stop."

"The attitude of the police is still suspicious, but because they couldn't find any evidence, they had to let him go."

"Don't count on those policemen, they can't find anything even if they are exhausted." Pima Sanren said leisurely, waving a cattail leaf fan, with a very different attitude from others.

Daoist Jingxu, who was eating watermelon, said: "Fellow Daoist Phi Ma, shut your crow's mouth. If bad things come out of your mouth, the case will not be overturned. What's more, if the people's police recruit someone, you still curse them." .”

"No, no," said Pi Masan, "I've always only restrained people, not cursed them. Besides, that 'painting spirit' is a potion from the immortal family, so let's use those mortal instruments to test it and disintegrate a ball!"

"The composition of Hua Turing has been tested by Xiaobai. It is extracted from a kind of spiritual grass that grows in the ground veins. It is a good medicine for cultivation. After taking it, mortals without spells can guarantee a long period of time. , but if there is damage to the body, the yang energy will become weaker and weaker." Ji Mingyuan said.

"Let me tell you," Pi Masan said, "Not to mention that they have never seen this plant before, but the yang energy has weakened. How can we test it and ask a great immortal to meet the little white mice one by one?"

"What if the little white mouse dies?" Daoist Jingxu asked.

"No," Ji Mingyuan said, "'Painting Turing' itself is not fatal, it just makes people in a state of excitement for a long time. The people in Zichen are all overworked and exhausted. The mice can eat and sleep in the laboratory , not so easy to die."

"Didn't the Public Security Bureau arrange for Zichen's employees to have a physical examination?" Ziyang Temple Master asked.

"I did," Ji Mingyuan replied, "A group of dead people, their body data are all fake, their faces look like they are going to die, and the indicators show that they are all healthy."

"So, there is no solution." Pimasan came to a conclusion.

"Now it seems that taking the legal route will not work, and he will not listen to your advice. If you let it go, more and more people will be victimized." Ji Mingyuan said, "I am a mortal, and I have done everything I can do. It’s really powerless. Now, if we want to uphold justice, we still have to rely on the seniors, what does the Lord think?”

The master of Ziyang temple, Nianxu smiled, and asked everyone for their opinions.There was a silence in the room, and the atmosphere was a little awkward.

Immortal Jingxu threw away the melon rind, wiped his mouth with his sleeve and said, "I'm not going, I'll stay with Pi Ma, the broom star every day, and if I die, I'll be the first to die. Come on, I wish you good luck!" said After that, he was slapped down by a cattail fan by a Sanren in Ma.

Sitting by the wall was a woman with big waves, who kept her head down and played with her mobile phone. At this moment, the bag stood up and said, "Sorry, my son is making trouble again. It's always the season, I'll go back first, call me if I have something to do." ah!"

"Amitabha," said the bald Master Lingzhi on the other side, clasping his hands together, "The poor monk will take his disciples back to prepare for the dharma meeting in the temple in the next few days. The Buddha blesses you, everyone in Tanyue has a smooth trip, and the monks will leave first , Amitabha!" After saying that, the big bald head left with many small bald heads.

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The Master of Ziyang Temple still smiled calmly: "The Great Formation of Ziyang Temple is the lifeblood of the cultivation world in City A, and there is no shortage of people at all times. The poor Taoist has to sit in the temple and wait for the good news from all fellow Taoists." After finishing speaking, he served tea and drank a mouthful.

Ji Mingyuan: Is this going to see off guests?

The Pima Sanren just opened a can of Coke, and immediately spit it out upon hearing the words, slapped Jingxu Daoist's face, and the two immediately wrestled into a ball again.

Ji Mingyuan went down the mountain with a dark face. He has been a bit of a city since he was a child, and he is not emotional, and he can't hold back now.What kind of people are there? Sun Jinchen is not very good, and no one wants to fight in a group fight.They all ran away because they had nothing to do with them. They were bigger than civil servants. No wonder Xiaobai didn't like them.

Years of experience different from ordinary people made him a little indifferent to the world. Compared with this group of people, Ji Mingyuan found himself a saint.

Li Mobai was waiting for him at the foot of the mountain. After Ji Mingyuan went out, he set up a formation at home to track Ye Lin's whereabouts, and gained a lot.

"Little friend, wait!" Pima Sanren chased him from behind.

Ji Mingyuan subconsciously blocked Li Mobai behind him, he still remembered the way the fat man looked at Xiaobai.

"Little friend, don't be upset!" Pima Sanren smiled indifferently, "I'm here to help, I really help, when are you going to beat up the surnamed Sun, let's go together!"

Hearing this, the two children looked at him suspiciously.

The Pima Sanren chuckled: "At that time, you will go first. If the idea is difficult, I will go over and beg him, and I will guarantee that he will die young in the next life!"

The three left together.In the distance, Master Jingxu was pouring the sand in his cloth shoes with one leg. Seeing a few people moving, he quickly put on the heels, and kept muttering: "Iron rooster is old-fashioned, I installed the air conditioner, and took a broken straw mat." If you block it, pretend that we don't know, who is blinder than the other, and it's cooler outside than inside!"

"Ye Lin died from a severe blow to the head. Sun Jinchen did not lie. After death, the body was divided into 14 pieces, and the internal organs were all emptied. The body was neatly cut according to the position of the joints. On the same day, these bodies The pieces were all assembled back together, including the internal organs, which fit perfectly without any mistakes." Li Mobai calmly narrated the results of the investigation.

"Is the murderer Hao Chenglin?" Ji Mingyuan asked.

"Ye Lin's body has been processed too much, and it has been a long time, so I can't figure out the details." Li Mobai said, "But the murderer and the murderer are not the same person. The murderer is male and 20 years old. Let's say Hao Chenglin, I can't detect that corpse-hunter at all, he looks like a master, but he's definitely not Sun Jinchen."

"Hao Chenglin was the one who dismembered the body?" Ji Mingyuan asked.

"Is there anything wrong?"

"As a junior college student in construction equipment engineering, how did he master the technique of cutting a man into 14 yuan in a short time, and his technique is clean and neat. Not to mention his proficiency, his mental quality is also against the sky." Ji Mingyuan said. .

"Maybe it's just the speed of the knife." Pimasan said humanely.

"Let's not talk about Hao Chenglin, now that Ye Lin is not here, it is the best time for us to deal with Sun Jinchen. Let's do it tonight. If we want to know something, we can just arrest someone and ask." Li Mobai said.

"How do you say?" asked the Pima Sanren.

Li Mobai: "The puppets are of different levels. Ye Lin is the main spirit, and the others are made into servant spirits. The main spirit is supported by the servant spirits, so they can stay young. The servant spirits' obedience to Sun Jinchen is through Ye Lin. She is now in Antarctica, with a long distance and weak control, so Sun Jinchen lacks a lot of helpers."

Phi Ma Sanren: "Then what's our plan for tonight?"

Li Mobai: "Directly make an appointment to fight, and I am willing to bet and admit defeat. Anyway, he can't win."

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In Sun's villa, the garage door was wide open. Sun Jinchen moved a chair and sat in the middle. There was nothing else in the room.

He has been rampant in City A for 20 years, and has done a lot of good and evil deeds, and the practitioners' association has always ignored the food and drink.The person who suppressed him during the interrogation did not show up, but his mana was unfathomable. Sun Jinchen knew that he was really killed this time.

He sold his soul and won 22 years for Xiao Lin, which is worth it.It's just that he doesn't know which way the opponent is, and how he will be dealt with after he loses.I hope they can treat Xiaolin's soul kindly, she is innocent.

At ten o'clock sharp, there were footsteps outside the garage door. The steps were steady and powerful, without any haste.A slender figure appeared in front of Sun Jinchen, it was a very young man.

"You are not the one who fought me in the interrogation room." Sun Jinchen said in a declarative tone.

"We're seeing each other for the first time tonight," the man said.

"We don't know each other, so why make an appointment?"

"Dispelling demons and defending the way."

Sun Jinchen nodded, as if he agreed with the other party's behavior, stood up and saluted: "Win or lose in a battle?"

"Good." The man replied.

"What's your name?"

"Fang Zhan."

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Li Mobai, the expert in the interrogation room, is currently doing homework with the children.

"'What is the best title of this context', three long one short choose one long, that is C."

"B is obviously longer than C, why not choose B?"

"You don't understand this. The teachers who give the questions are all cunning. The more likely the answer is, the less likely it is. So choose C, because it is the second longest."

"But the correct answer is B."

"Hey, I've been reversed again, cunning English teacher!" Fang Zheng sighed.

"There are three apples on the plate, 'There are three apples in the plate.'"

"Don't you know how to count? You should use 'are'."

"There are three apples are in the plate."

"……wrong."

"Here's the pen, you write!" Fang Zheng said angrily.

"No, I can do my homework by myself!" Li Mobai said seriously.

"Forget it, I'll write Chinese." Fang Zheng changed papers dejectedly.

"Try the questionnaire, the next sentence is... But the peach blossoms are still there, do you know if you know it, it should be... red, fat, green and thin."

Li Mobai: "You..."

Fang Zheng: "Don't talk, you interrupted my train of thought!"

"The hibiscus tent warms up the spring night, the last sentence... I and the general undressed."

"Close gently and slowly twist, wipe and pick again, first take off the neon clothes and then touch the waist..."

"When I went to the toilet, my feet were slippery, and it was difficult for the Youyan Spring to flow down. The ass was cold and the excrement was condensed, and the condensate would never stop for a while. Suppressing sorrow and hatred, there is no sound at this time. When the silver bottle breaks, the water oozes out, and the excrement and urine flow smoothly. The water tank screams ..."

"...Are you composing poetry?" Li Mobai asked weakly, "...It's quite vivid."

The author has something to say: Ji Mingyuan: You fat man, don't keep looking at my Xiaobai.

Li Mobai: Brother, don't be angry. In fact, the fat brother and the Taoist priest are a couple. I feel that they are messing with each other.

Ji Mingyuan: Do you know what being gay is?

Li Mobai: I probably understand.

Ji Mingyuan: Then let's do it too?

Li Mobai: How to do it?

Ji Mingyuan: Gently gather, slowly twist, wipe and pick again, first take off the neon clothes and then touch the waist.

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Deputy CP: Clothed & Jingxu, finally appearing!

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