Strange news about the little paper man

Legend has it that the real person Jieyi in the Tianji Cave of Yuxiu Mountain is a reclusive expert who understands the secrets of heaven, understands Taoism, and is especially good at instigating living beings.

This real person lived in seclusion in the mountains for an unknown number of years, accompanied by flowers, trees, birds and beasts, chopping firewood, fetching water, doing laundry and cooking by himself every day, feeling quite lonely, so he decided to make a paper man.

The real person spread out the spiritual paper, dipped in the ink and swiped the brush, and the small and lovely paper figurine was born by enlightenment.

Xu Shizhen's skills are profound, this little paper figurine is different from ordinary paper figurines, he is born with spiritual wisdom, and also has a unique foundation, which is suitable for cultivation.

Juyi Zhenren was overjoyed, so he accepted him as an apprentice and named him Mobai.

The wisdom of these heaven and earth spirits is far beyond that of ordinary people, but their minds are clear and simple.Zai Yizheng was afraid that his disciple would be blinded by the bustling world, or be led astray by caring people, so he injected a touch of goodness into his altar when he started.

In the chaos, I seemed to hear a melodious and clear voice guiding me to this world.I looked at the place where I was born with curious eyes, and what came into my eyes was an old man who smiled like a chrysanthemum.

I'm a much-loved little paper man, everyone says I'm cute and innocent.

The master likes me, he only eats the vegetables I grow, wears the clothes I wash, and lives in the room I clean.

I know that people who cultivate immortals don't need to eat, and there will be no miscellaneous clothes in the house, but the master insists that I do these things.

Master must like me very, very much.

The creatures in Yuxiu Mountain also like me very much. Birds peck me when they see me, cats scratch me when they see me, and even the morning glory at the door can't help stretching out its branches when it sees me.

I asked the master why, and the master said that I was full of spiritual power, and they all wanted to eat me, but they didn't dare because of his face.

Since everyone likes to eat me, they must like me very much.

The master said that I am his big disciple of opening and closing the door, so I have to practice hard and inherit the school in the future.

I'm very happy, but I just don't understand what "opening and closing the door" means.

The so-called "opening and closing the door" means both opening and closing the door.

The master said that if he did the math, he would be able to fool me as an apprentice in this life.

The master is really powerful, this can be calculated.

The master said that he would retreat for 100 years, and he left many secret books and magic weapons for me to practice slowly.

The master locked himself up, and I was bored every day without doing housework.After all, I am very talented, and cultivation only takes up a small part of my time.

I wandered aimlessly in the mountains, plucked my bird feathers to make a colorful feather coat, cut my cat's nails to make a set of carving tools, dug up the morning glories that entwined me and weaved them into beautiful garlands.

They are so beautiful, I like them, but I don't know why they are avoiding me recently.

In my boredom, I saw a lot of human beings, people I had seen before.

These people had been here a while ago, measuring and measuring strangely.

I asked the master what they were doing, and why mortals could come to the blessed land of cultivating immortals.

The master said that this is an ordinary Dashangou, anyone can come.

But in the book, the immortals live on the unreachable fairy mountains?

The master said that cultivating immortals is popular now.

Those people began to dig soil, pick up stones, pull weeds, and put them into small transparent bags.

I said master master stop them quickly, this is sabotage!

The master said, mere mortals, don't bother.

Hanging from the treetops, I saw them move over bundles of inexplicable things and move them to a position close to the hole where the master locked himself.

These things were connected by long ropes, which were led far away, and one end of the rope was set on fire.

I watched the flames burn along the string towards the hole, which was amused, and I didn't know what they were doing.

Anyway, the master said don't worry about it.

"Boom! Boom! Boom!!!!"

"The blasting was successful, the blasting was successful!"

The cave was blown up into fireworks, leaving the lonely master to meditate against the wall.

It's a pity that human beings can't see the cave, nor can they see the master. I am the only one who can enjoy this miserable scenery.

How angry, the cave was blown up, but the master told me not to worry about it!

How can I ignore it, when the master is out of the customs, I must ask clearly!

Wait, wait, why hasn't 100 years come yet!

I asked Grandpa Shu how long it will take to reach 100 years. Grandpa Shu said that there are 365 days in a year, and 100 years will be almost 36500 days. The master has only retreated for three days.

It will take that long!I plucked the bird's feathers irritably.

The bird groaned in enjoyment, and angrily suggested that if I was bored, I could go down the mountain to play.

I think this remark is very suitable for me, so I put the magic weapon cheats left by my master into the storage ring, and prepare to go down the mountain.

Even when human beings smashed the mountain and smashed it loudly, the master still closed his eyes and meditated awe-inspiringly.

The master said that we cultivators should concentrate once we enter the samadhi and not be disturbed by external objects.

The master is really powerful, the realm is so high!

However, if you are closed, you should close yourself and face the wall.It's kind of strange to see the sky sitting on the ground like this.

I used a magic spell, moved some gravel and soil, buried the master, and planted flowers and trees outside to strengthen it.

Feel great!

Come down!

The bottom of the mountain is really different from the top of the mountain. I came to a place called a city, where there are many humans, few birds and animals, and the flowers and trees do not look healthy.

I wandered the streets curiously, and the human beings looked at me with amazed eyes. Could it be that they discovered my true identity?It seems that humans are also quite smart!

I came to a place called a train station, where there were many people and many seats.

There was a burst of food aroma, I swear this is the most delicious food I have ever smelled since my spiritual enlightenment.

The taste comes from a paper bowl in a woman's hand, which says "Master X Braised Beef Noodles".

I stared at the noodle bowl, silently looking for the recipe in the savings bracelet, but found no such dish.

The woman noticed my gaze, asked me if I was hungry, and offered to buy me a bowl of noodles and a drink.

This aunt must like me very much too!

The instant noodles did not smell so delicious, mainly because the water was not good.The master said that food should not be wasted, so I can only get rid of the food slowly.

I drained the dried beef and vegetables, drank the noodle soup, and found that my aunt looked at me strangely.My ears are very sensitive, and I heard her whispering: "Why are you still not dizzy?"

It turns out that in human society, after eating each other's food, do you need to faint to express your gratitude? ?

The master said to be a polite child, so I rolled my eyes and fainted.

So the question is, how long should I faint? ? ?

I checked books on etiquette, but there is no record.Forget it, wait until she calls me.

I was taken to a room with a "fainted" child.The woman changed my clothes, went out and locked the door.

Wow!I have new clothes, so excited!

Later, I woke up and fainted again according to the woman's request. During this period, the boy cried several times and was beaten so hard by a fierce big man that he couldn't make a sound.

We got into the car connected by many long boxes and drove south all the way.

I learned that the woman is trying to sell us, her job is to give human babies to infertile couples.

Does she know I'm a fake?I'm a little worried for her.

Soon I saw the person who wanted to buy me, a middle-aged man who looked a little tired.

At first he didn't want to buy me, saying I was too beautiful to cause trouble.

He said I was beautiful, he must like me very much, what a real person.

He gave the woman 5 yuan, so I am so valuable!A bucket of instant noodles at the train station is only five yuan, so my value is equivalent to [-] buckets of instant noodles!

So the man became my father, and I found out that I also have a mother and an older brother.

Dad's surname is Li, and I said it happened to be me too.

Dad said that my brother's name is Li Hua, and I will be called Li Ming from now on.

I said I have a name, my name is Li Mobai.

Dad suddenly became very fierce!

The atmosphere at home was weird, I was locked in the room, the others went out in the morning and came back in the evening, but none of them seemed happy.

Dad is rarely at home, my mother doesn't like to talk, and my brother doesn't seem to like talking to me.

Sometimes my mother asked me to wipe the floor, but my brother grabbed the rag and told me to rest.

My brother is very nice.

My mother sent me to school, and the teacher pinched my face with a smile and asked me how old I was.

I don't know the age in the mountains. I grew up in the mountains, so naturally I don't know how old I am.

I asked her how old are you?

The teacher said she was 42 years old.

I compared my height and I'm exactly half her height.

I said I was 21 years old.

The teacher said I was cute.

My deskmate is a beautiful little girl named Lin Jingjing.My brother said that he should have a good relationship with his classmates.

I asked her how old she was and she was seven years old.

She asked me how old I was again, and I said 21.

She said I was sick.

Lin Jingjing became a doctor after she grew up, but I always felt that her medical skills were unreliable.

The school distributed a lot of books, Chinese, mathematics, English, nature, art, music, ideology and morality...

The master said that the Library Pavilion in our Tianji Cave is the most abundant in the Three Realms, and there are all kinds of books.

Master lied to me...

Naturally, I have a very good memory, and I can learn what I have learned.

The teachers were very happy and appointed me as the leader of the first class.

I feel like I have a heavy responsibility on my shoulders and I'm ready to do a big job.

Then I was dismissed, and Lin Jingjing became the monitor.

I asked the teacher if I did something wrong, and the teacher said I was better suited to focus on my studies.

Lin Jingjing said: "The translation means that your EQ is too low."

The master said to respect the teacher, so I became obsessed with studying.

It is said that my brother is very good at studying, and I want to be like my brother.

I only stayed in elementary school for two years, and the teachers agreed that I could graduate.

When my brother walked into the classroom of the first grade of junior high school and saw me at the same table, I thought his expression looked like he had eaten shit...

Through study, I know that child trafficking is illegal and wrong.

Infertile couples are miserable, but so are the parents who lost their children.

Speaking of which, the master has no children and is infertile, so pitiful...

I don't have biological parents, but my elder brother was also kidnapped. His parents must be very sad.

I decided to talk to my parents.

I told my parents that buying and selling children is wrong, send my brother back, I can be with them.

Mom and Dad looked very bad.

I said that I can make money and give them back the money to buy my brother.

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Later I found out that I only spent 3 yuan to buy my brother. My brother must have hurt his self-esteem.

Some people say that human beings must have children in order to pass on the family line.

How can the family be passed on to the next generation? I checked the classics and found that a man and a woman are needed for intercourse...

I can't do it, how can I break it!The master said that the little paper figurines are infertile!

It turns out that I am really a fake...not happy!

No wonder my parents are unwilling to send my brother away. My identity must have been exposed.

How to do how to do!

I found a copy of "Yin and Yang Conditioning Collection" in the storage bracelet, which can treat human infertility problems.

So I made some calculations and chose a dark and windy night to burn incense and clean my hands, and practice medicine in retreat.

Brother, I must rescue you out!

The author has something to say: Bai Bai was very innocent when he was young, not stupid at all!

The story happened 12 years later.

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