lazy snake

This kind of treatment is really flattering to the green snake, this is the first big news in the animal world.

Now he's a celebrity too.

Oh no, it is a very famous pet. There is no animal with such value in this life.

The green snake laughed at himself, if he was still the same as before, with only a small one, and it could stretch freely, if he wanted to find a place to hide for a while, it would be no problem at all for ten days and a half months.

Isn't it just turning into a complete human being, disguised as a human being, Green Snake feels that he can also survive this storm.

However, he is still half-human and half-snake now, as soon as he appears, the turn heads and the onlookers are no less than watching a concert.

It's too eye-catching.

Green Snake was also very depressed about this, the reason why he didn't cross the catastrophe for a long time was not because he was not [-]% sure, and ended up going through the catastrophe in the worst situation!

However, Green Snake is quite satisfied with his own surviving the catastrophe. If the snake head has human legs, it will definitely be more troublesome.

It was really difficult for those two human legs to support his upper body.

Moreover, he was used to walking with his tail, but suddenly he used his legs, so he probably had no chance of escaping.

After being wanted by the whole city, Green Snake lived a life of hiding in Tibet. The small forest he used to be could no longer stay, and that small lair could not accommodate his current size at all.

And where there are many other small animals, he can't guarantee that all the small animals can be kept secret like his few good friends, and it is estimated that there are quite a few people who have fallen into trouble.

In big cities, there are too few tall and dense bushes, and it is even more difficult to find a safe hiding place.

The most important thing is that he can't take a peek at the human being hurt by him yet.

Hey,,^,,

It's annoying.

After soaking in the lake for a long time, the skin is wrinkled. Human skin is different from snake skin. It cannot withstand several washings. The green snake can only sneak up to the shore every time it is dark, and then poke it secretly. Look at that human being in that villa.

Hey, he still looks pissed off.

Look at how cruel the people are sent out every day. The whole process of sweeping is like a blanket, not even a single strand of hair is spared.

If he hadn't lived for a thousand years and had many escape skills, he would have been caught many times by now.

In order to catch him, the human didn't eat well and didn't sleep well. The green snake has never been better. He hardly sleeps much now. If it was before, it really had never happened.

When I think about it this way, I can't help but feel sad.

Seeing that human being getting thinner a little bit, and his eyes becoming paranoid and crazy, Green Snake felt that it was better for him to show up.

That human being is miserable enough, if there is a mental problem, it will undoubtedly make matters worse.

Green Snake felt that his skin was rough and his flesh was thick. With his current physique and ability to resist blows, no matter how much the human tossed about, he would at most lose a layer of skin.

As long as that human can calm down and ease the hatred in his heart, even if he pricks it with a needle, pokes it with iron pliers, and washes the wound with salt water, he can bear it.

It's been half a month, and he hasn't slept once...

It's really too tired, the green snake doesn't want to move anymore, so it wants to find a place to curl up and sleep peacefully...

So, he delivered it to the door himself.

When it was delivered to the door one night half a month later, the green snake crawled out of the slightly cool lake water, shook its wet hair and went straight to the villa.

The human hadn't rested yet. He was sitting in the study and arranging documents to avoid scaring the human beings by his appearance. The green snake was very polite, so he stood in the living room and knocked lightly on the door.

"Hey, are you okay?"

After asking this question, Green Snake felt really stupid.

Suddenly there was a voice in the house. The owner of the villa reflexively looked in the direction of the sound. His eyes were alert and he saw the source of the sound. The owner of the villa squinted his eyes involuntarily. trembling.

Just like that, the distance between each other was less than five meters, and the two looked at each other, one full of apology and flattery, the other with deep suspicion and guard.

Seeing that Zhang Ziming's back was tense like a string, Green Snake raised his hands above his head in a gesture of surrender, showing that he really had no malice.

"Look, I really came to surrender." Seeing that the human beings on the other side still refused to believe it, the green snake continued, "I know what I did was wrong, I was too impulsive that day, and I did a beast to you... "

Zhang Ziming on the other end seemed to have stepped on a landmine and exploded on the spot.

"Shut up for me? Who asked you to talk more, believe it or not, I will tear your mouth right now!"

Green Snake pursed her lips quickly, and nodded seriously, expressing that she believed it.

"I have come to surrender!"

Green Snake felt that he had to get into the subject quickly, otherwise, the situation would be very unfavorable to him.

"No matter what you do, I will not resist." Didn't you see that his two hands were still raised above his head.

Why is this human being unwilling to believe him?

Green Snake felt that his sincerity was enough.

Zhang Ziming stared fixedly at the half-human, half-snake not far away.

It was this poisonous snake that killed him...

His current life has been disrupted, so just leaving the other party alone is definitely not his style of doing things.

A tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye, only then can the hatred in my heart be relieved.

"...Are you serious?" Zhang Ziming gritted his teeth and asked bitterly. While talking, he opened the drawer, took out a black stick as thick as a flashlight, and cut it into pieces. pull away.

The black metal piece was about [-] to [-] centimeters long. Holding it, Zhang Ziming immediately felt a sense of security.

Green Snake doesn't know what it is, but it doesn't matter, he is sincerely apologizing, and he is ready to risk his life.

He didn't intend to leave any escape path for himself.

"It's absolutely true. No matter what you do to me, I won't resist. It's my fault. You should punish me however you want..."

Zhang Ziming didn't believe it, and he sneered stingingly, "Hehe, that's pretty sweet. Didn't you hide for half a month? There's nothing you can do now, so you pretend to surrender."

"I've been hiding for half a month, but I come to see you every day... Forget it, I won't say anything, I'm tired of hiding, I'm lazy, I want to sleep, you can punish me whatever you want." Green Snake felt like saying this While talking, he really wanted to sleep.

"And aren't you tired too? I don't think I slept much during this time. I'm trying to kill me every day. Now I'm running in front of you. What a great opportunity..."

"Shut up!" Zhang Ziming stopped coldly, holding the black metal rod in his hand, and walked out of the study step by step.

"Let me deal with what you said?" Zhang Ziming took out his mobile phone in front of the poisonous snake, and slid to the page for making calls. If there is something wrong, his finger taps lightly...

"I keep my word..."

Green Snake felt that this human being was too cautious, and wanted to express his opinion. Suddenly, a strong electric current spread from his chest and flowed through his whole body.

That electric current is different from the electric current that he crossed the catastrophe, not only the whole body is paralyzed after being hit, but also extremely painful.

Zhang Ziming firmly held the electric baton in his hand. This electric baton was specially made by him. The instantaneous electric current was so high that people fainted on the spot.

And what he had to deal with was a poisonous snake with thick, hard scales. After witnessing this poisonous snake survived the catastrophe and was struck by lightning, Zhang Ziming didn't dare to be careless, so he decided to make a ruthless move.

He stabbed the electric stick fiercely at the heart of the half-human, half-snake.

The high-voltage current exploded in an instant. The human body is fragile and sensitive. Even the green snake couldn't escape it. After being hit, his whole body shook like a sieve, and his mouth and teeth were trembling.

After fainting, the only thought in Green Snake's mind was: Why does this human being have so many tricks?

So it's not a needle this time?

Seeing that the half-man, half-snake, which was half a head taller than him, finally fell down, Zhang Ziming was still a little stunned. He glanced at the green snake that had not moved at all, but he was still worried, so he continued to charge a few more electricity. Zhang Ziming was relieved when he found that there was really no movement.

The metal rod in his hand fell, and Zhang Ziming realized that his hands were wet and sweaty.

To his great surprise, the poisonous snake would come to his door by itself.

But since the other party came to the door by himself, he will not be polite.

Now, the murderer of that day was lying in the living room of his house, and Zhang Ziming didn't stop to appreciate the other party's fiasco.

Knowing the reason why the villain died because of talking too much, Zhang Ziming went to find a needle of anesthetic first, and gave the poisonous snake a shot without saying anything. Bundled into a zongzi.

In the end, Zhang Ziming exhausted all his strength and energy in his life and dragged the green snake to the second floor of the villa!

After doing all this, Zhang Ziming felt extremely satisfied, just like the moment when he caught the egg thief.

Now it finally fell into my hands!

Before going to sleep, Zhang Ziming also called the master who made him an iron cage, and ordered two chains made of special materials, and Zhang Ziming got his wish and had a peaceful sleep.

The next day, the first thing Zhang Ziming did when he got up was to go to the second floor to see the poisonous snake that came to his door automatically.

The other party was still tied up like a zongzi, which made Zhang Ziming very fond of it, and then he fried a big poached egg for himself, and the one he ate was called Shu Tan.

After the master made the chain, it was already two days later. Zhang Ziming took it as if he was dressing up a beautiful bride, humming a song, with a smile on his face, and fastened the chain on his left and right hands. The big circle is locked around the opponent's neck.

After making sure that everything was safe and that there would be no accidents, Zhang Ziming cut off the rope tied to the poisonous snake.

Very well, everything is waiting for the poisonous snake to open its eyes.