Watch cat movies and add WeChat

Summer nights always come very slowly, Yan Yizhen held the basketball and looked at the watch on his wrist, it was almost eight o'clock, and the sky was still not completely dark.The vest on his body has been soaked with sweat, and it is not comfortable to stick to his body.

"Let's go." Yu Kun, a roommate who came out of the stadium together, greeted him.

"Where are you going? Don't go back to the dormitory?" Yan Yizhen just asked this sentence, and then regretted it - his girlfriend was waiting by the side with a towel and mineral water, so of course he would not go back to the dormitory with him.

Yu Kun raised his chin a little shyly at him: "Tsk, my girlfriend is waiting for me to go out to watch a movie together, I'm sorry."

Where is your embarrassment all over your face?Yan Yizhen slandered in her heart.He took a meaningful look at the other party and asked, "Are you going back to the dormitory today?"

"Please, I want to have sex." Yu Kun looked at him, smiled knowingly a few times, and hurried towards his girlfriend.

Yan Yizhen had no choice but to walk towards the dormitory with the basketball in his arms. When he turned his head to look, Yu Kun had already put his arms around his girlfriend's shoulders, ignoring the gazes of the single young people around him.

Yu Kun shares a dorm with him, so he's not as tall as he is, and certainly not as handsome as he is.But he has never had a girlfriend since he came in as a freshman, which really makes Yan Yi really puzzled.

"I am back."

"Oh...ah...ah..." "Ah, you're back? Where's Yu Kun?"

As soon as Yan Yizhen returned to the dormitory, she heard the actress on her roommate's computer screaming hard.He walked in a little irritatedly, threw the basketball in its usual place, frowned and scolded, "Can I wear earphones while watching the movie?"

"Yo, it's here again." The roommate who was watching the film was named Luo Xiangtian, wearing a pair of glasses with gold rims, hearing Yan Yizhen's usual complaints, he looked away from the monitor, and said maliciously Smiling, "Don't be so prudish all the time, what's wrong with watching movies? Treat AV rationally!"

"Fuck you, hurry up and put on your earphones!" Yan Yizhen walked up to give him a space on the keyboard while talking, and the actress's seductive voice stopped abruptly.Luo Xiangtian was still smiling mischievously, looking for earphones in the drawer: "Do you know that too many earphones will affect your hearing!

"Wouldn't watching too much porn affect my sexual function?"

"Why didn't Yu Kun come back with you?!"

"He went out with his girlfriend!"

"Oh, went out to have a cannon?"

"Please be more tactful!" Yan Yizhen yelled helplessly.

He pulled his towel off the rack and headed for the bathroom.Every time he came back from playing basketball, Yan Yizhen would take a shower first, and then go back to sleep on his own bed.In a sense, he was a bit of a clean freak, and he went to bed when he couldn't stand being sticky and dirty.

As soon as he approached the door of the bathroom, the sound of splashing water from inside suddenly stopped.

"Yo, just right." Qi Jiawen opened the door, "Come back after playing?"

He didn't wear any clothes yet, he just wrapped his lower body casually with a bath towel, and greeted Yan Yizhen.Yan Yizhen glanced at him, then immediately looked away, and replied uncomfortably: "Yeah, I'm going to take a bath."

"Okay, you go."

I have long been used to Yan Yizhen's awkward appearance, but Qi Jiawen didn't say anything, let the dripping water drip from his wet hair, turned around with his dirty clothes and went to the sink at the other end to wash his clothes.

Why can't you get dressed and come out again?Yan Yizhen couldn't understand why everyone was so unrestrained, whether it was watching movies or taking a bath, it seemed that they didn't care about being seen by others.

Having said that, they have been classmates for two years anyway, and everyone has long been accustomed to having different personalities.For Yan Yizhen's inexplicable embarrassment every time, not only are everyone not surprised, but they also like to tease him for nothing.

Just as Yan Yizhen went in and closed the door with a towel, he quickly took off his clothes and hung them on the door panel, when he saw strange marks on the wall.

The white tiles were stained with a milky white viscous liquid, which was still dripping down strangely.

"What the hell is this?!" Yan Yizhen couldn't hold back and exclaimed.When Qi Jiawen heard it outside, he quickly raised his voice and asked, "What's wrong?"

"You're in the toilet again! Hey! I'm really convinced!" Yan Yizhen hesitated to speak, and the culprit immediately understood what was going on.But instead of feeling ashamed, Qi Jiawen replied with a smile: "Did you get on the wall? I'm sorry, my son is too brave, you can use water to rush..."

Yan Yizhen didn't want to hear what Qi Jiawen said, so he turned on the faucet and frantically rushed at the mark for a long time, until he confirmed that there was no residue, and then began to take a bath.

It was only when he was in college that Yan Yizhen realized that in this world, people are completely different.As the product of the combination of two great people's teachers, Yan Yizhen was taught to be reserved and to know shame from an early age.So it took him a long time to get used to the boldness of the three roommates.But in terms of sex, among the four people in the dormitory, three of them came with their mouths open, which made him seem like an outlier.

Yan Yizhen expressed aggrieved by this, he didn't want to!He just doesn't understand why someone can casually tell other people "I'm watching a movie", "I'm jerking off", "I'm going to have sex" and so on.And he, not only could not speak, even when he heard others talk about it, he was so shy that he blushed.

Shouldn't this kind of thing be done secretly and secretly in a dark room alone...

After washing himself carefully, Yan Yizhen put on his pajamas and came out of the bathroom.Maybe he washed too fast, Qi Jiawen was still washing clothes wrapped in a bath towel, humming happily.He passed by Luo Xiangtian's desk, and he could still hear the actress's "joyful" shouts leaking out of the earphones.

"Keep your voice down." Yan Yizhen complained, frowning.It's a pity that Luo Xiangtian was watching so intently that he didn't hear his words at all.

"Don't struggle, little virgin, you should get used to it." Qi Jiawen teased without looking back.

"Don't call me that!"

"Honestly," he turned his head, looked at Yan Yizhen's displeased face, and said with a smile: "Others are virgins, which means they don't have double sex life, but Yan Yizhen is different, you don't even have sex life alone... It feels really pitiful." He said, but also made a regretful expression, and shook his head self-consciously.

"..."

Yan Yizhen had nothing to say, so he simply stopped talking and walked back to his desk to sit down.

Although all the dormmates speak pornographically and obscenely, Yan Yizhen still likes this school and this dormitory quite a lot.

Their dormitory is a standard four-person room, the kind of dormitory with beds on the top and tables on the bottom, with shared bathrooms and balconies.

Yan Yizhen turned on the computer, ready to play a few games before going to bed.

Not long after, Qi Jiawen also finished washing his clothes and sat next to him to surf the Internet.The boys' dormitory is nothing more than three topics, games, women, and sports, and they are no exception.

"Yan Yizhen, Yan Yizhen, you are on the forum again!"

Yan Yi was really operating, but Qi Jiawen's shout made his hands tremble, and he hung up.He asked impatiently, "What?"

"Here!"

Qi Jiawen moved his notebook towards Yan Yizhen.Yan Yizhen was a little short-sighted, subconsciously squinted his eyes to look, and only saw the big words on the top:

【2017 School Draft Voting】

"Hey, this boring voting has started again." Yan Yizhen said, turning his eyes back to his computer screen, planning to continue playing.Who knew that just after he died, his teammates won.

This feeling is the worst, it's the same with him or without him.Yan Yizhen turned off the game irritably, got up and looked beside Qi Jiawen: "Who are they?"

"Anyway, there is your name, look..." Qi Jiawen slid the scroll wheel, "Yo, there are photos."

Ten men were selected in the post, with photos attached.The photo of Yan Yizhen is his earnest side profile while sweating on the basketball court. I don't know which fan girl took it secretly, anyway, I have no impression of this photo.

As a school grass candidate, of course there are a group of Yan Yizhen fans in the school.His height is 178, and his figure is because he often plays ball. Although he is not considered strong, his lines are very good.A pair of straight and long legs, coupled with a chiseled, handsome and sunny face, was often confessed to in school.

When he first entered the school last year, he participated in the school draft election, but it was a pity that he only got second in the end.

"How old am I?"

"You have to vote to watch it." Qi Jiawen said, just kept scrolling down, without any intention of voting.

Yan Yizhen simply snatched his mouse away, and immediately voted for himself.

Men, even if they see another handsome man on the street, they will only pretend to praise "a little handsome" in their hearts, and then narcissistically "still a little worse than me".

The page was instantly refreshed, and Yan Yizhen got 1472 votes, ranking second.

Second again.

"You talk about being boring, but you really care about it in your heart." Qi Jiawen said with a strange smile, "When will you change your duplicity?"

"That's it!" Luo Xiangtian, who was still watching the movie, just heard this sentence for no reason, and said, "I obviously can't bear it in my heart, but I still say 'don't' and 'don't'. Like a protagonist."

"Go and watch your movie!" Yan Yizhen was not very happy to be dismissed by two roommates like this.

"Our Xiaozhenzhen is second again this year, so I'm so angry." Qi Jiawen continued.

"..."

Yan Yizhen thought in his heart that this is some kind of school grass election event. Either he should not be brought on the stage at all, or he should be the first.Last year it was second, and this year it is second again. If it is second next year, it feels like it will get the new nickname "Ten Thousand Years Second".Looking at No.1 above, hey, history is always surprisingly similar.

Su Yuhuang, who was elected as the school grass last year, is No. 1 again this year, and the gap with Yan Yizhen is still wide, a thousand votes higher than him, referred to as "hanging".

Full of resentment, Yan Yizhen sat back on his seat and said, "Boring! Don't tell me such things in the future!"

He said, quietly turned the screen to the side, and clicked into the forum again to vote for himself.

I flipped through the content of the posts, most of them were discussions among girls, who was more handsome.

There is only one comment that is very conspicuous in it, and it is very out of group.It was a floor reply supporting Su Yuhuang:

【Watch cat movies + VX (heart) supersyh】

What's this?Are you selling movies?Why doesn't the admin delete it?Will it not be deleted because it is a homonym?A series of questions appeared in Yan Yizhen's mind.Look at the reply time again, it was just 2 minutes ago.

Yan Yizhen was thinking that the world is going downhill now, selling films are advertised in this kind of campus forum, and at the same time, he closed the forum and played games for a while.

"Sleep."

"Ah."

After Yan Yizhen was tired from playing, he climbed into bed and lay down in the quilt to think about life after greeting him, brewing sleepiness.

Both roommates thoughtfully put on their headphones and turned off the overhead lights.The dormitory fell silent, only the sound of the mouse and keyboard remained.

All kinds of things floated around in his mind, and finally he drifted to the matter of why Luo Xiangtian wanted to watch AV in the next bed. What is so good about AV?Two white bodies are entangled, what is the highlight?Of course, with Yan Yizhen's mind, it would never have occurred to him that there might be a dark body entangled together.

So Yan Yizhen actually has zero film reading experience.Therefore, he couldn't figure out why everyone was able to find and download the movie.For Yan Yizhen, exchanging addresses of pornographic websites with roommates with a playful smile is harder than reaching heaven, and it is as shameful as streaking.

Thinking of this, the actress' hard-working voice performance just now reverberated in his ears.

Thinking about it, Yan Yizhen reached out and grabbed his crotch, and was surprised to find that the little brother stood up.

There is one thing that Qi Jiawen guessed wrong, Yan Yizhen had a certain single life, although the number of times can be counted on the fingers.

He involuntarily held the little brother and fiddled with it a few times, and suddenly felt an impulse—do you want to have a shot?

Now that the lights in the dormitory are turned off, both of them are surfing the Internet with earphones on. Even if they make a small move, they should not be noticed. The tissue is placed next to the pillow.

... Isn't this the right time, place and people? !

Although Yan Yizhen shied away from talking about this kind of thing on the surface, but as a man in his late twenties who is physically and mentally healthy, how could he not be impulsive.When he thought of this matter, he couldn't help but think of his roommate who was still watching the movie down there.It would be a lie to say that he has no interest in watching movies.Several roommates knew him fairly well, and Yan Yizhen's character could only be described in five words: honesty and uprightness.

Speaking of it, I kind of want to watch porn... As soon as this idea came up, Yan Yizhen felt that it was unrealistic.Because not only did he not have any stock in the computer, but he didn't know where to get the source of the film, so he was at a loss for a while.

...Wait, he seems to have seen a movie on the forum today.

Do you really want to buy a movie?

But no one will know, buy it if you buy it.

But this way... if it is found out...

Isn't it natural for men to watch movies? !

After a fierce ideological struggle, Yan Yizhen went to the forum with his mobile phone and found that reply again.He stared at the wechat for a long time in a daze, and finally copied and pasted it into his wechat, sent a friend request, and wrote two concise words in the added message: buy a movie.

After doing all this, Yan Yizhen's heart beat faster, although no one noticed him, he still felt nervous like a thief.

With a sound of "Ding——", the phone issued a notification tone, and a message popped up on the screen to remind: "The other party has approved your friend request."