After Grandpa Xiu failed to cross the tribulation [Interstellar]

Mia's eyes fell on Lance and Yuan Xi, her beautiful face was filled with a touch of weirdness.

The atmosphere was a little awkward for a while, and besides the embarrassment, it was also a little chilly.

"Yo, it's you." With the support of a powerful soul, Yuan Xi immediately remembered Mia who had met once.

But Lance didn't have much impression, so he asked casually, "Know you?"

Yuan Xi reminded Lance: "When we first traveled to the deep sea, we met the one who was in estrus. You chased her and beat her up, remember?"

"Yuan Xi and Lance, who graduated from Class [-] of Gal City Seventh School, I remember correctly?" Hearing Yuan Xi's explanation without lowering his voice, Mia's face flashed with embarrassment, and then she smiled, just This smile was a bit violent, and even her fists were still clenched.

Lance was reminded by Yuan Xi and Mia accurately reported the class locations of the two, raised his brows, and smiled evilly: "Why, want to be beaten again?"

"It's not sure who beats who. Do you dare to compare?" Mia raised her chin provocatively.

"Wait, wait..." Jin Xiaobao saw that Yuan Xi Lance knew his good friend, and the tense atmosphere was a bit scary, so he came out to stop him. He stepped forward to hold Mia, stood in front of her, and asked in a low voice : "Mia, do you know the two great gods?"

Mia said unhappily: "Do you remember that I went back early for the summer vacation and was injured all over my body? He beat him!" She pointed at Lance.

Jin Xiaobao: "..."

Jin Xiaobao glanced at Lance hesitantly, then turned his gaze away, and said weakly: "Then you specially accompanied me to Gal City..."

"Of course it's to avenge their gays!" Mia raised her hand and pushed Jin Xiaobao away, her beautiful eyes fell directly on the two of them: "In a word, do you dare to fight with me?"

"Have gays eaten your food?" Yuan Xi cursed.

Mia's brows twitched, and she wanted to rush over to grab someone when she got angry, but Jin Xiaobao quickly grabbed her.

"Mia, sister, sister Mia, I'll call you sister, can you let me live, brother and I rely on the talismans of two great gods!" Jin Xiaobao almost hung on Mia, eyes Li quickly burst into tears and begged.

Mia: "..."

Mia rubbed the tip of her nose, not wanting to embarrass her good friend, but she thought of the first estrous period when she wanted to find a mermaid who was compatible with her, but she was accidentally beaten, and a good adult was spent with injuries, not to mention How aggrieved.

The aggrieved Mia had no choice but to give Yuan Xi and Lance Fei a knife.

But Yuan Xi and Lance didn't look at her at all. Yuan Xi was hungry, so it was important to fill his stomach first.

As for Lance, Lance talked to him from the side: "You have a game today, remember to go online later."

"...If you don't mention it, I'll forget it again." Yuan Xi said after swallowing a slice of fish.

"I don't know what you signed up for." Lance gave him a sideways look.

"Isn't this because of the championship reward? Otherwise, I wouldn't be bothered. I'm busy." Yuan Xi complained that he was poor and wanted to drop out of school, "But baby, I might have to go out in a few days... "

The two chattered as if no one was talking, and Mia and Jin Xiaobao, who were left aside, looked pale.

Although Mia has a bad temper, she didn't interrupt people's chat unreasonably. Instead, she and Jin Xiaobao waited until they were almost finished talking before asking, "You guys also participated in the Mecha Contest?"

Jin Xiaobao was actually quite curious, but his mouth was not as fast as Mia's.

"Yes." Lance responded briefly.

"What's your id?" Mia raised her eyebrows again, looking eager to try.

Jin Xiaobao's face turned green while watching, "Mia..."

"My ID is 'Invincible Overlord', if you meet me on the field, you have to be careful." Mia said confidently.

Invincible Overlord... Yuan Xi didn't want to complain at all, the name was so low that I couldn't read it.

Jin Xiaobao probably also knew how crazy his friend's id was, so he twitched his lips in embarrassment, and explained: "Mia's overall strength ranks in the top ten in our school, and her mech operation ranks first."

"Oh." "Oh." Yuan Xi and Lance remained expressionless.

Mia was made to get violent by their attitude, but she still didn't get angry because of Jin Xiaobao's presence, she just muttered: "My mother is right, the homosexuals are just as incomprehensible as they are, and they don't show sympathy."

The two "gay guys" with excellent hearing pretended not to hear.

Jin Xiaobao was afraid that Mia would not be able to suppress her aggressive temper, so after bidding farewell to the two, he hurriedly pulled them away.

Yuan Xi and Lance also returned home.

"Are you really going to teach those twenty mermaids cultivation skills?" Lance asked.

Yuan Xi nodded: "I have checked the physiques of the twenty mermaids, and they are very suitable for cultivation. Among them, two talents are no less than Field's. If they are well cultivated, they will be excellent in the future."

What Lance cares about is not whether to cultivate outstanding talents, but whether the cultivation method does not belong to the material world of their dimension. Will being independent put him in danger?

"That's why I chose to cooperate with the mermaids of Planet Aquamarine." Yuan Xi looked at Lance, "Lance, I don't know if you have heard of a saying called 'natural selection, survival of the fittest' , Large and small wars are unavoidable in the process of social development, and the origin of wars is usually just a little bit of selfishness, desire, and not facing it does not mean that the problem exists.”

"I'm going to say it a bit more, one of my decisions is likely to affect the future pattern of the entire fifth galaxy."

Lance stared at him for a long time before saying, "You want mermaids to dominate the fifth galaxy?"

The corner of Yuan Xi's mouth twitched: "Baby, you think too much, I don't have that much ambition."

Lance looked at him, shook his head, and said truthfully: "It's not your style to be so selfless."

Yuan Xi: "..."

"Baby, what style do you think I am?" Yuan Xi asked.

Lance crossed his arms and said, "At least there must be benefits. Besides Patricio's approval that you don't have to go to class, what benefits did he promise you?"

Yuan Xi: "..."

No chat today!

"Baby, do you think I'm a person who doesn't have any money and can't afford to be early?" Yuan Xi said aggrievedly.

Lance raised his eyebrows: "Do you want to hear the truth or lies?"

Yuan Xi: "..."

"Forget it, baby, you don't need to talk about it." Yuan Xi tiredly raised his hand to stop him, and instead mentioned what happened to him this morning.

Hearing this, Lance's face changed slightly: "The police came to you directly? Didn't you stay with Gray all the time yesterday? Gray can testify for you."

Yuan Xi patted him to let him rest assured that the surveillance video had confirmed his innocence.

"Honey, I think Jeff's method of killing the twelve mermaids looks familiar..." Yuan Xi looked at him with a half-smile.

Lance replied with his same half-smile expression, and didn't play sloppy with him, and said frankly: "When you sent me a message yesterday, your father and I were committing murder."

Yuan Xi was surprised that he confessed so quickly, but after thinking about it, he would not hide it, and it would be meaningless to hide it.

"Because they want to kill me?" Yuan Xi asked, thinking of Arthur again, and continued to ask: "What about Arthur?"

Hearing the word "Arthur", Lance's face was full of ridicule.

Arthur came here yesterday under the name of "tipping off the news", but in fact he was with Jeff. Jeff, together with a group of his retired comrades who were dishonest, wanted to kill Yuan Xi silently.In order to lure Yuan Xi out to kill him, Arthur volunteered, and Jeff and the mermaids waited in the rented house.

In the end, Jeff and the mermaid were not waiting for Yuan Xi, but Jeff and his gang who had also served under Yuan Yin but were dissatisfied and afraid of Yuan Yin himself.

"But how did you avoid the monitoring and kill them? Did Arthur come to you or contact you through the communicator?" Yuan Xi thought of the almost pervasive security monitoring now, and was very curious about how they avoided it.

"You may have underestimated your cheap father and Yin Yun." Lance said meaningfully.

Yuan Xi: "Huh? How should I say it?"

"I originally planned to stick an invisibility amulet on the aircraft, but the two of them, especially Yin Yun, hacked into the security monitoring system, tampered with the surveillance video, erased the traces of our aircraft, and reached the destination safely all the way." Lance spread his hands.

Yuan Xi: "..." A technical cow?

"Can't be seen by surveillance, and there are no witnesses?"

Lance: "Yin Yun deliberately avoided places with people."

Yuan Xi: "..." There is such a showy operation. He really underestimated that simple-minded guard.

"What about the fish tail? My cheap father cut it with you?" Yuan Xi asked again.

Lance was silent for a while, he took out the storage bag from the storage ring, handed it over and said, "I used the invisibility amulet to hack back while your father was changing clothes."

Of the twelve mermaids, Yuan Yin slaughtered seven in a fit of rage, and five were the heads of Lance, but he took all the tails of the twelve mermaids into his pocket, cough.

"Baby, you're really amazing!" Yuan Xi confirmed that there were twelve fish tails, his eyes lit up immediately, he held Lance's face and gave him a heavy sip, making his face drool.

Seeing his elated look, Lance also raised the corners of his lips.

"By the way, baby, I've finished refining the dagger, try it." Yuan Xi took the storage bag and checked it, and then took out the dagger from his own storage bag that he hadn't had time to give to him.

The dagger that Yuan Xi refined for Lance was a double-edged dagger. The handle was made of the keel of a dragon in the cultivation world, and the blade was made of mermaid and fish scales with more than a dozen materials and the sword in Xue Ji's widow. Cheng, the blades are sharp and cold. It can be said that Yuan Xi almost emptied the good materials left by Xue Ji in order to practice these two daggers well.

When Lance saw the two daggers, he felt a chill on his back, and the room temperature seemed to drop a hundred degrees in an instant. Even if he was not afraid of the cold, he couldn't help shivering.

"Be careful, the 'cold front' is very sharp." Yuan Xi reminded.

Lance's fingers had already touched the blade, and with just a light touch, a thin wound appeared on his index finger, and the wound was covered with a layer of frost.

"'Han Feng', is that your name?" Lance didn't mind cutting his finger, but his eyes were sharp.

"Yeah." Yuan Xi nodded, smiled again and said, "The first time I used ice fire to refine a magic weapon, the effect was better than I imagined. When I saw the success of the refining, I thought of these two things." If you don’t like a word, baby, you can change your name.”

Lance shook his head: "No, 'Cold Front' is very good, I like it very much."

Hearing that the corners of Yuan Xi's lips curled into a happy arc again, especially seeing Lance's love for his hands, his mood became even higher, and he continued: "The main material of the dagger blade is mermaid scales, and there are always many other materials from the cultivation world. , extremely sharp, even mermaid scales can easily pierce."

"True or not?" Lance didn't quite believe it. So far, the mermaid's scales are recognized as the hardest substance in the fifth galaxy.

"You can try it." Yuan Xi said, took out a mermaid scale from the storage bag, and threw it into the air.

Lance didn't hesitate, and picked it up.

"Dangdang" two times, the scales that were divided into two fell to the ground, making a crisp sound.

Lance opened his mouth, and picked up the two halves on the ground in disbelief to examine. To be honest, he would rather believe that Yuan Xi used a fake fish scale to fool him. When did the mermaid scales become so fragile?

But Yuan Xi is really not the kind of person who deceives himself and others, let alone teasing Lance.

However, now that Lance's magic weapon is available, and his own has not yet been found, shouldn't it be time to put his own on the agenda?

Qixiu's weapon is double pawns, double pawns, double pawns...

He suddenly thought of Xiuxiu's favorite—the Blood Shadow Tianyu Dancer, commonly known as the big fan.

Big fan = fan umbrella

He is a show master, if he uses this kind of weapon, will he be too motherly? !