After Grandpa Xiu failed to cross the tribulation [Interstellar]

The interstellar people love mechas, from children with vertical buns to white-haired old men, they all have an indescribable enthusiasm for mechas.

Therefore, there is a separate mecha platform on the star network, covering various mecha models and parts in the entire galaxy, except for private custom mechas.

This Interstellar Mecha Contest audition can only use the most common mechs, humanoid or animal-shaped. The shape, in Yuan Xi's eyes, is like a steel monster.

He chose a black humanoid mech, and after issuing a command to open the hatch, several floating ladders popped up when the hatch opened.

Emmmmm......

Not everyone can jump into a cockpit that is six or seven meters high.

Of course, it’s not difficult for Yuan Xi, let alone six or seven meters, he can easily go up even six or seventy meters.

The cockpit is a space of about ten square meters. There are more than ten pictures on the 180-degree curved screen, which is the all-round monitoring of the mecha's own equipment.Before the curved screen, there are hundreds of buttons, buttons and levers.

There are countless combinations of actions for various buttons. As the interstellar people often say, a truly excellent mecha warrior can be easily controlled no matter whether it is controlled by mental force or manually.

Mental power operation is equivalent to assimilating oneself with the mech. Only when using a weapon does one need to manually press the launch button.The advantage of mental power is that you can use it at one time and launch artillery fire in time.

Yuan Xi tried a few times according to the basic teaching steps, a little impatient, but still patiently completed the simplest novice operations such as forward, backward, jumping and so on.And then entered the action of combining buttons, he simply chose to skip, skip, skip...

After half an hour of "skipping", Yuan Xi ran out of patience.

Just when he was about to log off, a mechanical voice prompted——

"Qingli" sent a communication invitation, do you accept it?

When Yuan Xi heard the voice, he immediately regained his energy and replied "Accept".

One of the images on the curved screen jumped out of Lance's face, Yuan Xi adjusted his position so that he could communicate with Lance face to face.

Lance: "What are you doing?"

Yuan Xi said expressionlessly, "It's very troublesome for a novice to operate."

"Skip."

"I've been skipping for half an hour." Yuan Xi's face turned dark.

Lance froze for a moment, then asked with a strange expression, "Do you want to do it manually?"

"Of course not." Although Yuan Xi was confident that his manual operation was no worse than anyone else's, why would he choose such a troublesome one if it could save time and trouble?

Lance was silent for a moment.

Yuan Xi didn't say anything, and his subordinates kept skipping the demonstration and continued lighting with a blank expression.

After 1 minute, Lance said quietly: "Didn't you find out that in addition to the manual operation demonstration, there is also a mental power operation demonstration on the option page of the novice operation?" He said, and he sent a screenshot to Yuan Xi.

Yuan Xi: "..."

Lance: "..."

Yuan Xi: "..."

"Pfft..." Lance couldn't help laughing unkindly when he saw his bewildered face.

Yuan Xi: "..."

He really didn't want to admit that his eyes were lame, and he didn't see the big characters hanging up and down!He wondered if he should take the eye off, wash it, and press it back on.

"Baby, is there such a Coke?"

Lance's smiling eyes narrowed, and he nodded unambiguously: "It's quite fun."

"Okay, as long as you are happy." Yuan Xi didn't become angry from embarrassment.

The mental power operation demonstration is much more convenient and simple. The control of mental power is simply consciousness control. For mermaids who are not troubled by mental power problems, the mech is more like tailor-made for them.After a while, Yuan Xi was able to happily jump up and down, left and right like a veteran. Compared with the dozens of hot weapons on his equipment, Yuan Xi was more keen on cold weapons.

Lance has only played twice before, so he is not considered a pro, but he is very talented, and the experience of two times is enough for him to beat many veterans.But today he discovered that there are people outside of humans, and fish outside of fish. Yuanxi's 3000 years have not been lived casually.

Yuan Xi didn't even use thermal weapons, so he used the five-meter-long sword to remove the joints of the Lance mecha very simply and rudely, and destroyed the configuration of thermal weapons everywhere in the mecha.In fact, his original target was the cockpit, but Lance was in the cockpit, so he didn't do anything cruel.

"You don't need hot weapons?" After the mecha was "scrapped", Lance simply chose to admit defeat, and asked Yuan Xi later.

"If I use a hot weapon, you may not even last a minute, baby." Yuan Xi laughed.

Lance: "..." He wanted to say that you were too confident, but the words went around and swallowed back.

"Don't use mechs anymore, let's fight." Lance suddenly became excited.

When they fought in real bodies, whoever was injured was the injury of both sides, and there was no more time after training and class, so Lance had never been able to really fight against Yuan Xi.

Yuan Xi raised his eyebrows, "Do you want me to let you?"

It was Lance who gave him a knife in the eye.

The one-to-one battle lasted for three hours. Compared with the mecha, Lance's hand skills are indeed quite good. Even the legs that are transformed into fish tails, which the interstellar people call weak points, have no restrictions on Lance.

Originally, Lance thought that Yuan Xi was only on par with him, but he really underestimated Yuan Xi.Yuan Xi is like an almighty bug. When he appears on the stage, he will make people kneel. He can solve five mermaids in 5 minutes. He is not at a disadvantage in the battle with Jeff, who was born in the army. He really has real skills, not just him. Just talk about it.

So, a good battle turned into a battle plus guidance.

In the end, Yuan Xi reminded Lance that Lance still had something to say when he was eating offline. The only thing that was not good was the online battle. If it was put into real life, it would be absolutely hearty.

"Don't worry, don't you just arrive at Wendian Military Academy tonight? Don't worry about not having a chance to fight." Yuan Xi laughed.

Lance thought so too. Although Wendian Military Academy is not as good as Seablue Star No. [-] Military Academy, it is the military academy in the capital after all, and it ranks high among the many all-mermaid military academies.The interstellar people in Wendian Military Academy are not weak either. He used to fight a lot with mermaids. If possible, he would like to fight against the interstellar people. He killed and destroyed the corpses and traces of them before. They were basically killed with one move, and there was no challenge. sex.

"Then can you let me go now?" Lance wanted to get up, but suddenly found that he was still being suppressed at the moment, and the one who was suppressing him was precisely Yuan Xi who was "pointing" him.

Yuan Xi didn't move, but said with great interest: "Actually, I'm quite curious about holographic technology. It stands to reason that our real body is in reality, and what is projected onto the Internet should be the spiritual body. Why is there 99% realism?" , he also squeezed Lance's arm and waist pretending to be serious, "It's really real."

"...Can you pinch yourself if you want to experience the reality?" Lance grabbed his hand and pushed him with another free hand: "Get down for me."

"Baby, I just taught you for three hours, and it was very hard. Don't you give me some rewards?" Yuan Kuobiaolian Xi did not move at all, but pressed all the strength of his body on Lance.

The 99% degree of fidelity is not covered, and all values ​​​​are real values, including weight.

"No reward." It's not that Lance couldn't bear his strength, but such close contact made him a little uncomfortable and a little nervous.Staring at the lips that were close at hand, he had the urge to nibble on them.

"It doesn't matter." Yuan Xi chuckled, "If you don't give me a reward, I'll ask for it myself."

...However, lacking 1% of authenticity, it lacks a bit of taste after all.

Lance looked at Yuan Xi, who was a little listless, and added with a smile: "Actually, it's all data, does it taste good?"

Yuan Xi glanced at him resentfully, and thought: When we get to the place, see if I don't pick you up!

Twelve hours passed quickly, Lance and Yuan Xi spent almost five hours fighting, and the remaining seven hours were spent resting.

There is a [-]-hour time difference between Wendian and Gal City. The students from the Seventh School set off at [-]:[-] a.m., and the spaceship flew for [-] hours. It happened to be [-]:[-] a.m. when they arrived at Wendian.

Even though Seablue Star's land area is extremely small, it still can't support Seablue Star itself is a large planet, so the land area is actually not small.

As the capital of Aquamarine, Wendian is the political, cultural and economic center of Aquamarine. There are many high-rise buildings, novel buildings, and fashion trends. When you come out of the port, you can feel a lively atmosphere that is completely different from that in Gal City.

But no matter how much the students feel about Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, they can't immediately throw everything away and have a good time.

They got into the car sent by Wen Dian Military Academy to pick them up. The soldiers with live ammunition were driving the car. They were dignified and serious, and they didn't even give a glance to some bold students who spoke to them.

Yuan Xi looked outside through the car window, and there were countless large and small flying cars passing by, including private aircraft and public aircraft, and each aircraft would have a safety system, so traffic accidents would not easily occur.

It seems that this is the real way to open the future world of science fiction, and Garr City is really just a small island with a strong rural atmosphere.

An hour later, the aircraft stopped at the gate of Wendian Military Academy, dozens of humans or mermaids wearing uniforms stood in a row.

The 11 students from the No. [-] School formed a square team according to their class. It was not the first time for them to visit the military academy. They visited the military academy once, once in the tenth grade, once in the eleventh grade, and once in the graduation year.

Yuan Xi didn't do anything special, and the original owner's long-term memory also had some fragmented scenes of autumn outings, but they were all not very good scenes, such as wanting to do something special, but being kicked by the instructor and thrown into a bastard... In short, they were all satisfied. The dark history is full, but the more you care about the things, the more firmly you remember them, so Yuan Xi found them in one go.

It's not that Yuan Xi belittled the original owner, but he really wanted to say: the original owner is cowardly, stupid and annoying, and he really deserves not to be liked by Fielder.

But now the original owner is gone, people die like a lamp goes out, and all living people and things have become his illusion.

Yuan Xi obeyed the command, turned right, and looked at the back of Lance's head in front of him. The short silver hair was blown by the wind, and moved slightly.The corners of his lips curled up slightly, and there was imperceptible tenderness in his eyes.

For the next six and a half days, the teachers of the Seventh School can enjoy their vacation comfortably. The students will be taken over by [-] instructors from the Wendian Military Academy. Each class will have one instructor and one assistant instructor. Most of the assistant instructors are seniors in the military academy. s student.

"Hello, my name is Turing, and I will be your instructor for the next six days. You can call me Tutor." The tall, sharp-eyed human instructor introduced himself, speaking neither fast nor slow, and his voice was neither high nor low, but One can hear the majesty in his voice.

"Hello, Instructor Tu." A group of mermaids were very generous.

Turing nodded, and nodded to the younger, pale-faced assistant instructor next to him.

"Hello everyone, my name is Sanya, and I am the assistant instructor of your class. You can consult me ​​if you have any questions about the six-day accommodation, life, diet and training in the military academy. But there is one thing, our school has strict management. During the training period, you are not allowed to leave the school gate." Sanya's momentum was not as strong as Turing's, and she was a little shy when she spoke.

As soon as these words came out, everyone suddenly felt a thunderbolt from the blue sky, and discussions arose.

"Quiet!" Sanya immediately took another step forward and raised his voice.

Everyone tuned in, and looked at Sanya in unison. Faced with a pair of eyes full of confusion and condemnation, Sanya felt so impressed by Alexander that his back couldn't help but straighten up a bit.It's no wonder that Sanya reacted like this. In fact, there are a whole class of mermaids in front of her. There are forty mermaids in total. They look fierce!

Turing sighed when he received Sonya's help-seeking gaze, and said to a group of mermaids: "I'm sorry to tell you that your 'autumn outing' is not the 'autumn outing' you are familiar with, but a six-day tour. During these six days, you will be exposed to formal military training, and there will be assessments. Those with high scores in the assessment and those who performed well during the military training, if you want to enter the military academy after graduation, your performance during the military training will become your entrance examination. bonus."

"Aww..." All the fish suddenly wailed again and again.

Yuan Xi didn't show much expression, he already understood that this was an encouragement to join the army!

"During military training, everything must be done in accordance with military discipline."

"Now, let's run to the dormitory."

After a simple arrangement, Sanya took the lead, with forty students following behind him.

"Cheer up." Turing raised his volume slightly.

Many students: "..."

They are still immersed in the blow of this fake autumn tour, and it is rare to come to Wendian, the capital city of their planet, which spans half a planet. As a result, they are only greeted with six days of military training, even at night. Give them back their expectations!

The grievances of the students in the first class are not the only ones. The 12th grade students in the seventh school have been deceived uniformly. Serious people who want to yell twice when the atmosphere is low, generally speaking, they are quite open-minded.

Sanya led a group of people to run in a big circle to send the girls to the girls' dormitory building. There were female instructors downstairs, and the boys continued to run, and ran a long circle before reaching the boys' dormitory building.

The dormitory building is a five-story building with no elevators, only stairs.

"There are 23 boys in your class. The dormitory is 501-506. There are four students in one dormitory. You can choose dormitories by yourself. The dormitory with the last vacant beds may be shared by students from other classes." Sanya glanced at the time, and then Said: "I'll give you 5 minutes to divide into groups, and report the list to me after grouping, and I will arrange dormitories for you."

Yuan Xi leaned against Lance without thinking, "Baby, let's live in one room."

Before Lance could answer, Gray leaned closer: "Master, I want to live with you!"

Yuan Xi's disgusted face changed in seconds.

"Master, don't dislike me so much. I can help you make your bed, make your quilt, and serve tea and water when I live with you." Gray pretended to be shocked, and showed his strengths aggrievedly.

Lance patted Yuan Xi with the back of his hand with a smile, and joked, "Everyone has come to your door, so if you don't accept them and run away, aren't you afraid of regretting it?"

Yuan Xi took his hand and squeezed his palm...

Lance: "..."

Gray: "..."

Gray's eyes widened, and his tongue was a little knotted: "Master, master, you and Lance, Lance and you, you, what kind of relationship do you have?"

"Do you have an opinion?" Yuan Xi glanced at him coldly, and hummed softly, as if Gray said he had an opinion, and he beat Gray into a pig's head.

Gray was quick-witted, shaking his head and waving his hands in a hurry: "No opinion, no opinion, no opinion at all!"

He was a little curious that Yuan Xi and Lance were actually a couple. In his impression, Yuan Xi used to be very entangled with Field, pretending to be Field with all his eyes, and he didn't quite match Lance. The look in Lance's eyes was The kind of vigilant eyes that look at "little three little goblins".Although Yuan Xi has changed a lot this semester, and he and Lance basically appeared in pairs, and occasionally heard their chats showing acquaintance, but he really didn't think about that.

But now that the truth is in front of him, Gray feels that he can accept it. After all, Lance is recognized as a strong man by their seven schools, and his master is even more unfathomable, so worthy of it!

Gray looked at Yuan Xi, then at Lance, and suddenly remembered that Field seemed to have said that his ideal partner is a mermaid like Lance—his master likes Field, Field likes Lance, and Lance likes (?) his master , love triangle? ? ? ?

No, if his master still likes Field, how could he be so close to Lance?

The actual situation should be that the person his master has always liked is Lance, but the master knows that Field also likes Lance, and if the two pursue Lance at the same time, he will definitely lose to Field, so he found another way, pestering Field instead, pretending not to see him Accustomed to Lance, ridiculed him, sick of Field?

Classmate Gray, who had too much imagination, looked at Field with a subtle and sympathetic look...

Field stood behind Doyle, and Doyle talked to Lance and Yuan Xi. To be precise, Doyle invited Lance to live in the same dormitory with him and Field. In the past, they were always in the iron triangle, right?

However, Lance did not respond to his words, but said indifferently: "I share a bedroom with Yuan Xi and Gray."

Doyle frowned immediately, and looked at Yuan Xi displeasedly.

Lance blocked his gaze, and his voice was cold: "Doyle, everything is in moderation. I have said some things once, and I can repeat them again, but I hope this is the last time I repeat them—change your attitude towards Yuan Xi. , he doesn’t owe you anything, and you have no right to decide what he says and does.”

Doyle's eyes widened in disbelief, as if he had never seen Lance before.

Yuan Xi felt complacent when he heard Lance's implied warning, and wished to announce to everyone: Look, how much my baby is towards me!

He maintained a calm expression on his face, held Lance's wrist and pulled it to his left, and he took a step to the right. The two exchanged positions. After the exchange, he smiled and said to Lance: "Lance, let's switch places."

After all the changes have been changed, adding another sentence is pure nonsense.

Lance rolled his eyes a little and didn't choke him. To be honest, he was already dissatisfied with Doyle when he gave Doyle a cold face again and again. He didn't know that Doyle was slow Or was it intentional, always rushing to say a few words to disgust him, in Doyle's view, Yuan Xi deserved to be a doormat, deserved to be vented by Jia Sini and others?That's really sorry, they don't agree with each other, and they don't talk speculatively, so he doesn't want to pay attention to Doyle. He thinks that Doyle can more or less sense his attitude, but now he put on a face again, who can he show it to?

Immediately afterwards, Doyle met Yuan Xi's smiling face for a second, and his purple eyes made him feel indescribably mysterious. Doyle couldn't help but think of the underwater fighting class not long ago, when he went to the battlefield Jeff, who had retired from the army, had no advantage in front of him, and his two arms were ruined by him, and his body was full of holes. If he wanted Jeff's life, it would be easy for him.

This kind of Yuan Xi was too unfamiliar, and he was not someone to provoke.

Yuan Xi didn't say a word, just looked at Doyle with cold eyes, Doyle and him looked at each other for less than ten seconds, then looked away dodgingly, feeling guilty beyond words.

Yuan Xi sneered, turned his head and whispered in Lance's ear, "In the future, don't be polite if he doesn't wink at you anymore, he will kill me to deal with the aftermath."

Lance: "..."

He was angry and funny, "Do you think I'm so free?" Going to kill people when you have nothing to do?

"You're not idle, you're afraid that some idle people will pester you, aren't you?" Yuan Xi pointed out that since he came here, Doyle would either "chat" with him or "gossip" with Lance, And Field, the "I have something to tell you" stalk was thrown to Lance several times.

After chatting a few words, 5 minutes was up, and Sanya began to register.

Yuan Xi, Lance and Gray became the remaining trio and were assigned to room 506.

Yuan Xi thought that he would see a combination dormitory with four beds and one table, like the university dormitory he remembered, but only after entering 506 did he realize that he was wrong.

It is not so much a dormitory as it is a suite, with two bedrooms and one living room, two people share a room, the room is not big, about fifteen or six square meters, with a built-in wardrobe and two side-by-side beds, sheets The quilt is uniform blue, and the quilt is not folded into "tofu blocks". The room has a separate bathroom, and all washing tools are available.

"The conditions are not bad." Yuan Xi took Lance to live in the same room as a matter of course, and gave a good evaluation after looking around.

"Put the changed clothes in the closet, and hand in the space button and communicator later." Lance has no requirements for the accommodation, and it doesn't matter whether the bed is hard or soft. Anyway, he can meditate even if he doesn't have a bed to sleep on.

Yuan Xi responded, and was about to put the change of clothes in the cabinet, when he suddenly turned his head and said, "Lance, sit down and rest, I'll do it."

Lance had just taken out the clothes, and when he heard his words, he paused. Before he could speak, Yuan Xi stretched out his long arms and took all the clothes in his hands. In fact, there were only two simple sets, and the underwear was There are four... This is Yuan Xi's request.

In a daze, Yuan Xi had already shaken off his clothes and trousers, put them on hangers and hung them in the cabinet, next to Yuan Xi's own clothes.

"...Where did you get the hanger?" Lance finally came to his senses. He remembered that when the cabinet was just opened, it was empty, except for the horizontal bar, there was no hanger.

"I brought it." Yuan Xi answered it as a matter of course, "I also brought mouthwash, towels, bed sheets, slippers... baby, don't look at me with such strange eyes, it's not like I heard you say 'autumn outing' Hotel, who knows if the bed sheets in the hotel have been washed? How many people have slept in? How many people have used the towels and slippers, it is too unhygienic." Yuan Xi searched the memory of the original owner, and only black was the original owner of "Autumn Outing". The history is relatively deep, and he didn't find out the memory of where he lived, so he brought everything he should bring according to his own experience of staying in a hotel.

Oh no, I didn't bring the bed, but I brought a meditation cushion.

Lance looked at Yuan Xi for a long time, and finally couldn't help but burst out laughing: "Yuan Xi, why are you so cute?"

"...cute?" Yuan Xi wondered if he had heard it wrong, no matter how he looked at it from that angle, he couldn't relate to the word "cute", right?

Seeing that he was in a daze, Lance felt happier. He stretched out his hand to hold his face and rubbed it hard twice. Finally, he was reluctant to let go, so he changed from rubbing to pinching, and commented with a smile: "It feels so good. "

Yuan Xi narrowed his eyes slightly, and looked at Lance with a half-smile. Lance paused when he pinched his face, and his gaze inadvertently fell from his beautiful eyes to his tall nose, and continued down, to see his pale eyes. lip.

These lips are cool to the touch, soft, and loved by everyone...

"Baby, are you staring at my lips, are you going to kiss me?" Yuan Xi's voice seemed to come from the distant sky, directly hitting the heart.

Lance regained his senses, raised his eyes to meet Yuan Xi's four eyes, and when he was still holding Yuan Xi's face, Yuan Xi's paws rested on his waist at some point, as if to prevent him from escaping.

Yuan Xi thought to himself: Baby's waist is really thin, it makes her buttocks so up...

Cough cough, sorry to make up a little more.

"Are you asking me for a kiss?" Lance slipped his hand through Yuan Xi's hair, put one hand on the back of his neck, and the other on the back of his head, as long as he pressed forward, Lips can touch.

Yuan Xi swallowed unconsciously, and said in a low and expectant voice: "Yes, I'm asking you for a kiss..." Before the word "kiss" fell, his lips were sealed.

The next second—

"Master, Lance, do you know who my roommate is?!" With the loud voice, the door was also pushed open by the uninvited guest.