After Grandpa Xiu failed to cross the tribulation [Interstellar]

"Master,

are you hungry,

I bought fish,

You try it.Bookmark this site┏┛”

"Master,

Are you thirsty and need some water?I'll pour it for you. "

"Master, you have worked hard in class today, I will drive the flying machine for you..."

"Master..."

Yuan Xi wanted to turn back time again,

He really regretted how he said the words of apprenticeship at that time. For a whole day,

Gray is like a tail, always following the ass,

Greetings and greetings,

Dog legs will not work.

Then when he was going home, he took the driver's seat first,

Pidiandian will be his driver.

"Wow, master, your house is so big, I'm so envious." After reaching the goal, Gray praised it very much.

Yuan Xi remained expressionless: "..."

Lance's stomach hurts from laughing, and he has known Yuan Xi for so long,

It was the first time seeing him so deflated.

Yuan Xi glanced at Lance faintly,

He looked at the dog-legged Gray again, and said coldly: "I didn't promise to take you as an apprentice."

"Don't Master,

I am very obedient,

Very capable! " Gray cheekily rubbed against Yuan Xi,

He smiled and said, "I know how to wash and cook,

There will also be cleaning. "

Yuan Xi wanted to say that he didn't need any of these, and that Xiaobai could do it well.

However, Gray quickly added: "I will do everything the smart housekeeper can do, and I promise not to make you worry about housework."

Yuan Xi snorted coldly: "Then what do I need a smart butler for?"

Gray choked, touched the tip of his nose and said with a smile: "Then what, am I free?"

This time it was Yuan Xi who was speechless, and then pointed to the sofa to let him sit down first, he wanted to see how the mermaid's physique was, whether only he and Lance were suitable for cultivation, or whether all mermaids were equally suitable for cultivation.

As expected, Gray was very obedient. Yuan Xi stretched out his hand when told to, and closed his eyes when told to close his eyes. He cooperated very well.

Yuan Xi penetrated the spiritual energy into Gray's meridians, and after careful inspection, he found that Gray's body was also suitable for cultivation, but compared with him and Lance, the meridians were a little thinner. In terms of cultivation geniuses, Gray probably belongs to the dual spiritual roots. The talent is good, but it's still a notch lower.

"Master, how about it, can I learn from you?" Gray asked anxiously.

Yuan Xi didn't speak, and tapped the armrest of the sofa lightly with his fingers, looking thoughtful.

Gray, who didn't get a response, could only wink at Lance and ask him to help persuade him.

Lance didn't open his mouth, but his thoughts drifted away, and he pondered: The practice Yuan Xi brought from the cultivation world is different from the training method of the entire galaxy. The spiritual energy contained in the spiritual stone belongs to the product of another dimension. I specially went to the testing agency to test it with professional instruments. The aura is just air, and it has no other characteristics except that it makes people feel fresh and comfortable. jewelry.

In other words, if you practice normally in an environment that contains aura normally, it will not attract attention.

If Yuan Xi really bought an island or a planet one day, and he entered the second-order spiritual vein, then it would not be a problem at all if he wanted to establish a sect.

Probably because Lance's eyes were too hot, Yuan Xi looked at him.

The two sides looked at each other, Yuan Xi suddenly said: "Lance, if our online store opens, the two of us may be too busy, and the delivery will take too much time, or..." He said and glanced at Gray.

Lance: "..."

Gray: "..."

"Master, do you still open an online store?" Gray's tone was a little erratic, and then he immediately cheered up and introduced himself: "Look for me, I have experience and rich experience, my landlord's sister is an online store, I have been working part-time for her Be a customer service!"

Yuan Xi & Lance: "..."

Gray was talking eloquently, and when he was promoting himself, his communicator rang, which finally made him stop for a while, and he connected to the video communication first in embarrassment.

"Lou Lan." Gray shouted when he saw the person in the video.

"Grey, why haven't you replied... Where are you, aren't you at school?" The baby face with light gray hair on the screen turned into curiosity halfway.

"I'm at my master's house." Gray said, and glanced at Yuan Xi with some guilt, his identity had not yet been recognized by the other party.

"Your master? When did you have a master?" Lou Lan suddenly became more curious.

Yuan Xi over there seemed to be familiar with the voice, and tilted his head towards the screen. Seeing this, Gray immediately adjusted the viewing angle of the screen like a dog, and then Yuan Xi saw Zi Lai who had a relationship with him once on the screen. Familiar baby face - Lou Lan, the second to last in ten thousand years.

"Yuan, Yuan, Yuan, Yuan Xi?!" Lou Lan's eyes almost fell out after seeing Yuan Xi's face, and his jaw almost dislocated.

Yuan Xi was amused by his behavior, and joked: "Student Lou Lan, who is taking the make-up exam together, hello."

As soon as he reminded Lou Lan, he remembered that when he took the make-up exam, he was proud of someone named Yuan Xi who put him at the bottom, so he could stay second to last for ten thousand years, but the person he was talking about was the classmate in front of him, and he was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a place to drill go in.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong." Lou Lan apologized in shame.

Yuan Xi subconsciously glanced at Lance off the screen. He still remembered that this familiar baby face was Lance's little fanboy. Did Lance appear in the scene?

Lance calmly showed him another virtual screen, which was a forum webpage. After seeing the title of a post that was so popular, Yuan Xi couldn't help but twitch his mouth.

Title: [Miracle of the Seven Schools: A scumbag counterattacks and becomes a god, Yuan Xi is great! 】

Leave a comment below with "male god", "male god, I will marry", "male god, marry me".

Yuan Xi: "........."

So without his knowledge, was he a male god?

"Is Gray at a classmate's house?" There was another voice on Gray's screen.

Yuan Xi turned his head and looked, and there was a human girl with black hair and black eyes standing next to Lou Lan, about 23 or [-] years old, with fair skin, delicate features, and a shallow dimple on the left cheek, which made people look very comfortable.

"Yes, Miss Xiaowei, I'm at my classmate, no, at my master's house." The "classmate" that came to Gray's mouth immediately changed it to "Master". Actually.

Sure enough, the girl called Miss Xiaowei on the other end of the video showed the same surprise as when Lou Lan first heard it. She looked a little more curious at Yuan Xi who was still showing her face on the screen, but out of upbringing, she didn't ask. Asking east and west, only nodded politely to him.

Yuan Xi also had no intention of communicating with Gray's friends, and after nodding his head out of politeness, he got up and left, leaving the communication space for Gray and his friends, and Lance followed him to the study.

"Are you going to accept Gray as an apprentice?" Lance asked straightforwardly.

Yuan Xi stared at the Taiqing furnace and didn't speak for a while.

After a while, he said: "My original intention was actually to find an island, or a planet of my own, implant a second-order spiritual vein, and practice quietly."

Lance said in his heart that you open your mouth to the island, but shut your mouth to the planet, and 90.00% of the intelligent creatures in the entire galaxy dare not think so.

"So you want to earn credits?" The obsession with credits makes people black line.

Yuan Xi let out a breath, and said quietly: "I don't know if you have ever heard that 'money is not everything, but without money is absolutely impossible', whether it is an island or a planet, it is too expensive..."

Lance: "..."

I always felt that this guy fell into some kind of mysterious realm all of a sudden. Before he said some ideals that would be impossible to realize for a while, Lance called up the test results of spiritual energy and spiritual stones from the mailbox for him to see.

"... When did you go for the test, I don't even know." The test result was still second, and Yuan Xi was even more puzzled when he went for the test.

Lance said unhurriedly: "After you give me the invisibility talisman and the breath-holding talisman." He went secretly.

Yuan Xi: "..."

Seeing his speechless expression, Lance hooked the corners of his lips and motioned him to look at the test results: "The existence of matter in different dimensions is inconsistent, and its value is immeasurable, but in the material world, aura is worthless."

The last sentence summed up Yuanxi's heart, but after thinking about it, every world has its own set of laws. If spiritual energy prevails here, and human beings can practice, wouldn't it be another world of self-cultivation?

The third world, the new world experience is actually not bad.

Well, they are all mermaids, isn't it a novel experience?

Yuan Xi tapped his finger on the detection conclusion, stroked his chin with the other hand, and said thoughtfully: "If I have my own territory, it seems that I can start a sect."

He doesn't know if the body of an interstellar person is suitable for cultivation, but the physique of a mermaid should be suitable. Imagine creating a sect, and with a wave of your arm, all the disciples will flick their tails...

Yuan Xi shuddered suddenly, guess the whole sect must smell like fish, right? !

"Master!" Outside the door, Gray suddenly shouted at the top of his voice.

Yuan Xi & Lance: "..." What is this brat doing?

But what Yuan Xi and Lance saw was Gray with a serious expression, he quickly said: "Master, I have to go back first, Miss Xiaowei's neighbor is going crazy again, I'm worried that Lou Lan and Miss Xiaowei can't handle it , I’ll go back and have a look first.”

"Crazy?" Lance noticed the two words.

"That guy used to be a mecha student like Miss Xiaowei. When they went out for training, they were attacked and mentally damaged. After dropping out of school, they often lost their temper and blamed everything on Miss Xiaowei. Obviously, Miss Xiaowei was also the victim. more seriously injured than him!" Gray mentioned that "neighbor" was annoyed, "Master, I won't talk about it, I will go to school tomorrow..."

"We'll go with you." Yuan Xi cut off his words.

"Huh?" Gray said dumbly.

"Ah what, why don't you hurry up?" Yuan Xi gave him a sideways look.

Gray quickly realized, and hurriedly followed, "Master, if you go with Lance, that guy will definitely kneel down and call Dad!"

Yuan Xi disliked him: "I don't want such a son."

It was Lance who asked strangely: "Your Miss Xiaowei's neighbor is a human, right? Lou Lan can't handle it with a mermaid, so you have to be added?"

Gray, who was questioned about his military strength, immediately defended himself and Lou Lan: "We will definitely not lose him in a fight, let alone us, even Miss Xiaowei can beat him down, but that guy has a dozen dogs, Xiaowei My sister's current source of income is selling flowers, and her family has a flower garden, and that guy let his dog eat Miss Xiaowei's flowers, causing Miss Xiaowei to suffer a lot."

Lance: "Disgusting person?"

"That's right, they are disgusting people!" Gray echoed.

Yuan Xi Youyou said: "Then kill those evil dogs, skin them and hang them in front of his house."

……

Miss Xiaowei's full name is Xi Wei, she is 24 years old, she is Gray's landlord and the owner of a part-time flower shop.

The neighbor's name is A Lun, who is the same age as Xi Wei. In fact, the two are still young. They can't be called childhood sweethearts.

Xi Wei and A Lun have been interested in mechas since they were young. After entering school, they naturally worked hard towards the mecha department. During their studies, Xi Wei was a child of someone else's family in the legend, but she was still a quiet and delicate girl. Not to mention Allen, even all the boys in the department have been beaten to the ground by her, and there is a stark contrast between appearance and strength.

During the summer vacation a year ago, Allen invited Xi Wei and a few other companions to go out for training, but they encountered danger. He and Xi Wei both used their mental power to survive, so that their spirits were severely injured, but they did not want to. Transferring to other departments, they all chose to drop out.

"Woof, woof, woof—" the door of the aircraft opened, and Yuan Xi and the others heard several barks.

Gray didn't wait for the aircraft to come to a complete stop, and the man had already rushed out, moving like the wind.

"The speed is not bad." Yuan Xi also commented.

Lance glanced at him speechlessly, and asked by the way, "What's your idea of ​​coming here with Gray?"

"You guessed it?" Yuan Xi seemed a little surprised.

Lance rolled his eyes, and said to himself that with your useless temper, you would never help out because of your sense of justice.

Yuan Xi proposed to go with Gray, not because he was too kind and wanted to help Gray's landlord sister get ahead, but because he wanted to get close to some mentally damaged humans. It's better to understand the condition in detail first, isn't it?A cure for mental illness that researchers can't figure out, maybe he can?

It's not that Yuan Xi is overconfident in himself, but that he has the confidence to control a disease that can be controlled by the An Shen Talisman and the Pure Heart Talisman. How difficult can it be?

After listening to his explanation, Lance was silent for a while, and then said: "If you can heal their mental damage, hide it."

Yuan Xi smiled, nodded and said, "I understand."

Allen only released the dogs to spoil the flowers in Xi Wei's garden, but he didn't show up. A dozen dogs of different sizes and temperaments rushed into the garden and started having fun, paws and mouths, Xi Wei Months of hard work will be in vain.Or is Gray's evaluation of Allen mean and shameless?

claim?The brazen Allen directly killed a dog and stewed the dog meat as an apology; sue?A Lun's parents would cry and beg. Xi Wei was born in a single-parent family and was taken care of by A Lun's parents when he was a child. Xi Wei couldn't get angry when facing them.Even if Gray and Lou Lan went to teach Alan secretly for her, in the end it made Alun's parents cry louder in front of Xi Wei, and she felt even worse.

"Miss Xiaowei, be careful!" Seeing the destroyed flowers in the flower garden, Xi Wei was a little dazed for a moment, and was almost bitten by a dog on the arm. She changed her figure and waved the defensive stick in her hand to drive away the vicious dog. dog.

Gray didn't have time to breathe a sigh of relief, and swung a five-meter-long pole with both hands to drive away the wild dogs.

What Yuan Xi and Lance saw was this kind of human-dog fight, but what attracted them was not the battle, but...

"Spiritual energy?" Lance glanced at the small flowerbed in front of him, and his eyes were attracted by a small piece of flowers in the flowerbed that was very close to them. To be precise, what attracted him was the spiritual energy released by those flowers and leaves, which was more beautiful than that on Yuanxi's window sill. The aura of orchids is much more intense.

"Curved flower, one of the ingredients in the spirit soothing agent formula." Yuan Xi glanced at it twice, and accurately reported the name of the white curvy flower like a silk thread.

Lance didn't ask him how he knew about Curly Flowers. A giant ominous dog with a back height of 1.5 meters was thrown three meters away by Gray's blow, and it just landed near them. The enraged giant dog bared teeth, a threatening grunt in his throat.After noticing the presence of two strange auras, he immediately turned on the two of them.

"Master, Lance!" Gray saw that something was wrong.

Lance glanced at Yuan Xi, and Yuan Xi gave him an encouraging look.

Lance: "..."

Rolling his eyes indecently, Lance was not timid to fight. There are few opportunities to fight like this on weekdays, but today is a surprise.Since he refined the second level of Qi, he felt that his physical fitness and strength had increased again, but he hadn't practiced it before, so he just happened to try it out with this vicious big guy in front of him.

Yuan Xi looked around at the three Grays who formed a simple defensive triangle in the flower garden. As Gray said, Xi Wei is also a girl with good skills. It's not bad, although he's a little more familiar with himself, and he's a bit bluffed, but his skills are no worse than Gray's.

This flower garden is only about two acres of land, and it is a veritable small flower garden.However, there are more than ten different kinds of flowers planted in the small flower garden, most of which are the raw materials of various mental soothing agents on the market, but not all mental soothing agents need the main material vine, which is not surprising. It is an island, surrounded by the sea, the air is humid, and the climate and soil are not suitable for the growth of vines.

While the other four were busy, Yuan Xi was researching the succulent flower. He hadn't seen the succulent flower in the online shopping mall and the flower market, and only a few of the existing mental soothing agent formulas on the Internet would be used. There are a few flowers, so he didn't pay much attention to them. Seeing the real thing now really surprised him a little.

The aura of the Curly Flower was unexpectedly rich, and even a small flower seedling released much more aura than the sum of his pots of orchids.

He decided to pull out all the flowers and plants in his small yard that were purely for decoration, and plant them all with curly flowers!

"Master!" Yuan Xi was thinking about the beauty when Gray's voice came from not far away.

When Yuan Xi raised his eyes, he could only feel the wind whistling past his ears, almost rubbing his ears, and he could even feel the heat generated by the friction between foreign objects and the air.

An arrow went into the soil at his feet, an inch to the right, and he was sure to be hurt.

200 meters away, on the balcony of a small two-story building, Allen held a retro-style bow and arrow in his left hand, and Allen, with his right hand resting on the string, said "tsk": "It's a pity, it's just that close."

After finishing his regrets, Allen took out another arrow from the quiver at his feet. Just as he was about to strut his bow to find the next target, he suddenly met a pair of eyes. His eyesight was very good, and he could see the arrow clearly at a glance The color of the pupils of the eyes is purple, and it is a mermaid.

Even if he was discovered, Alan didn't care at all, and even raised the corners of his mouth viciously, and put on the second arrow provocatively, preparing to "scare" the mermaid.

The arrow flew out at an extremely fast speed, and it only took three seconds to fly over the mermaid's head.That's right, he didn't intend to really hurt the mermaid. The Gar City government is not friendly to humans, so he won't commit suicide by himself.Therefore, he intends to continue to scare the mermaid, he wants to see the mermaid panicking and hiding, and then record it and post it on the social network...

network……

network……

When did that mermaid have an extra bow in his hand?

Aaron didn't see when the mermaid took out a bow, nor did he see the arrow. He just put his right hand on the string and made a pulling and shooting motion. The arrow that was only ten meters away from him was cut open. For two, I lost track and speed, and flew a few meters forward due to inertia before landing on the ground.

Before Allen was surprised, he saw the mermaid repeatedly pull and shoot several times. Suddenly, an unspeakable danger struck. A few Frostbolts.

"Ah——" Allen was defenseless and had nowhere to hide. His wrists, shoulders, waist, thighs, and ankles were all pierced by ice arrows, "nailing" him to the wall.

The heart-piercing screams not only scared Alan's mother downstairs, but also startled Lance and Gray in the flower garden. Lance just grabbed the giant dog's neck with one hand, twisted it by mistake, and only heard With a "click", the giant dog's neck was snapped, and it swallowed its last breath.

Throwing the giant dog outside the flower garden, Lance glanced over the place where the screams were being made, and then quickly looked at Yuan Xi.

Yuan Xi was holding a black longbow that reached almost to his shoulder. After giving Alan a few arrows, he didn't sit still. He drew the bow again, and the target was the dog that was still running around.

One arrow, one child.

Are Gray and Xi Wei incapable of killing these dogs?No, rather than solving them, Gray's purpose is to protect the flowers in the flowerbed and minimize the damage to the flowers.

In Yuan Xi's view, their behavior was a waste of time, and with so much effort to expel them, it is better to deal with the saboteurs as quickly as possible and kill them with one blow, which saves time and effort.

"Master, Master, you are so cool——" Gray's eyes lit up, and his admiration for Yuan Xi reached a new level.

Not only Gray, but also Lou Lan's eyes are shining, Lou Lan has always been a diehard fan of Lance, until yesterday when he saw the video of Yuan Xi and Jeff fighting underwater, Yuan Xi became his other male god In addition, they also had a "friendship" for making up the exam together, so Yuan Xi's status in Lou Lan's mind is second only to Lance.

"Master, you are so powerful. Master, is the bow you use called a bow? Master, can you teach me how to get ice arrows without water, master, master..."

"Shut up." Yuan Xi got a headache from being yelled at master by master, and for the nth time today regretted his swearing in the morning.

Gray stopped the tone immediately, but still stared at him straight in the eyes.

After being quiet for a minute, he wanted to speak again. At this moment, Lance said slowly and lightly: "Grey, Yuan Xi hasn't formally accepted you as a disciple yet."

Gray immediately didn't dare to utter a word, and even covered his mouth, for fear that if he said one more word, he would deduct a little more impression points from Yuan Xi.

"That..." Lou Lan arrived not far from Lance at some point, and shyly called out, "Lance."

Lance: "Huh?"

Lou Lan took out a pen and paper from her pocket, eyes filled with anticipation, expecting Ai Ai to ask, "Mr. Lance, can you sign for me?"

Lance: "??"

Seeing that Lance was confused, Gray let go of his hand and quickly explained: "Lou Lan is your fanboy, so I admire you." After speaking, he quickly covered his mouth again.

Lance: "..."

On the other end, Xi Wei was in a complicated mood listening to Alan's screams and chattering curses, mixed with the woman's earnest persuasion. She had been enduring Alan and letting Alan, entirely for the sake of Alan's parents. Especially Allen's mother, Aunt Allie, who helped her a lot after her mother passed away. She really couldn't bear to see Aunt Allie sad.

"Miss Xi." Yuan Xi called her.

Xi Wei was stunned for a moment, quickly withdrew her thoughts, and showed a decent smile: "Hello, sir, thank you for your help just now."

Yuan Xi simply said: "It should be, my name is Yuan Xi, and Gray is a classmate."

Xi Wei did not ask why it was a classmate and not a master, but invited him and Lance to sit at home and have a cup of tea.

"No rush." ​​Yuan Xi glanced at the messy flower beds that had been bitten and trampled in many places, and said, "Let's clean up the flower beds first."

"Mr. Yuan Xi is too polite. I'll clean it up later..." Xi Wei tactfully refused Yuan Xi's help, and called Gray and Lou Lan to invite their classmates to rest at home.

When going into the house, Lance leaned close to Yuan Xi, gloated and said, "She must think you have bad intentions for her."

Yuan Xi looked at him sideways for a while, until he couldn't keep smiling, then stretched out two fingers, quickly pinched his cheeks, and said with deep meaning: "I have delicacies from mountains and seas to enjoy. , how can you still look at porridge and side dishes?"

Lance: "???" What do you mean?