walk with jimmy

It doesn't matter whether James is pretending to be stupid or really stupid.

He has successfully pulled the media that originally belonged to 'outsiders' into the 'battlefield' between the two bands, even if he only played the role of a translator, he still couldn't stay out of it.

Therefore, in the following reports, the media has no choice but to at least not rely on random guessing and writing in an open and above board manner.

They can only describe the whole thing in vague terms, even with over-the-top headlines like [Joker Guitarist Makes Love To Planet Frontman] or [Lance Thinks Kelvin Is A Dog] , but the content is all rigid, and there is no feeling of ambiguity and deliberate provocation as before.

But it's very interesting that after this news...

Joker guitarist Kelvin suddenly breaks up with his model girlfriend, who he's been dating for less than three months.

It wasn't long before Kelvin publicly stated that he was a huge fan of James.

At that time, the couples who were holding hands and watching the performance together were so divided.

A tabloid reporter went to ask the model girlfriend, expecting to get an old answer like 'the rock musician's private life is not strict and cheats'.

As a result, the girlfriend said one thing very angrily: "After watching the show, he played the same song by the Planet Band repeatedly in the middle of the night for three or four days in a row, yes, it was the song <She is 16 years old this year >,Jimmy sings very well. But fuck it, play it all night in the middle of the night? I'm going crazy! What kind of crazy is this? When I get angry, I run over and turn off his record player, and he goes Break up with me!"

What kind of new type of scumbag is this?

Some tabloid reporters suddenly became interested, and ran to ask Kelvin what was going on?

At this moment, Kelvin curled up decadently in the chair, lowered his head and smoked, his eyes glazed over.

After a long time, he said a very sad sentence: "She doesn't understand me, she doesn't understand, she is too unartistic! Fuck, I have been hit hard in music! Why didn't I write <She is 16 years old" to Jimmy's?"

What the hell?

But the tabloid reporter still grasped one important point, and immediately went back to report: [Joker band guitarist Kelvin is very sorry that <she is 16 years old this year> is not created by himself. ]

But after Lance learned of this, he also grasped an important point.

He sneered: "It's a beautiful idea! Don't say he can't write it, if he writes it, I won't let my lead singer sing the song he wrote."

James hit another point.

Confused, he thought, "Damn, why does it seem like everyone in the world can call me Jimmy anyway?"

At the same time, Lance actually had the same question as the first group of reporters. Regarding the interview that day...

So, he asked directly afterwards: "Did you really not understand, or are you pretending to be stupid?"

In the double room of the hotel (the ghost knows that the lead singer is recovering from illness, why do two people still need a double room), James was smoking a cigarette and watching a very mentally handicapped but funny TV show, he could not help but look at him strangely : "Why should I play dumb?"

"That crazy Kelvin..." Lance said still a little annoyed.

But James interrupted him: "Many fans will have similar thoughts, right? Kiss me, hug me and hug me... Tsk tsk, I'm so fucking alive...I'm 20 years old, and I don't know I'm so popular.”

"Wait...what the hell do you mean?"

Lance showed a rare look of confusion.

"That's no fun, bro! To me, that Kelvin is no fucking different than the fans downstage, no matter what reason he says those fucking stupid things, just because he's another The guitarist in the band also makes music, so I have to care? Or take what he says seriously? Fuck! Lance, are you fucking out of your mind?"

James almost wanted to laugh while talking, and couldn't help reminding: "When did we fucking care about others?"

Lance's expression suddenly became very interesting. Is it a kind of anger after suddenly waking up?

Obviously, at this time, he also realized that his concern was messed up.

Indeed, according to the usual rules of conduct of the Planetary Band, they don't need to pay attention to Kelvin Kai and others, and they can be barked like a puppy on the side of the road.Moreover, many times, the world is so strange, the more some things take them seriously, the more complicated things will become; on the contrary, when they are not taken seriously, no matter what they are, In the end, it's nothing to worry about.

James watched Lance finally react with interest, and he had already vaguely guessed what was going on with him.

Ke Lance didn't intend to say anything, but pursed his lips in annoyance, and sat on the side without saying a word, sulking.

Then James did something.

It must be said that most of the time he does things completely out of instinct, not under the control of the brain.

Therefore, there will always be surprises.

In short, when Lance was angry, annoyed, and a little out of control...

The blond lead singer who acted on instinct casually extinguished the cigarette butt on the coffee table, stood up lazily, lifted up the hem of the T-shirt on his body, held the hem of the clothes with his mouth, and gestured with both hands at the waist, The voice was vague and rascally said: "Dude, don't be angry. Here are some internal benefits for you, do you want to get started? Come, measure your waist and see if it is 28 inches?"

The way Lance looked at him at that moment was utterly indescribably shocked.

But one thing must be said, his fingers were really cold that day, and, involuntarily, he touched his waist involuntarily...

In fact, James' eyes were subtle for a moment, but he still stood there without hiding, biting his lower lip, and obediently let the sullen groping all over his upper body.

It wasn't until his fingers finally began to move down impatiently that he suddenly put down the T-shirt and solemnly expressed his refusal.

The atmosphere that day was so good, there seemed to be little sparks of passion flickering in the air!Therefore, Lance has no idea what's going on with him!

But when his eyes were about to burst into flames...

The little bastard actually leaned over in a cheap way, and asked abruptly, "How is it? How does it feel better than a five thousand pound guitar?"

Lance stared at him, forbearingly and sharply asked: "Do you want to hear what I have to say?"

Unexpectedly, James grabbed his collar and kissed his face with a smile: "Pay in installments, baby. I can't even be inferior to a guitar, can I?"

...Damn it!

What bitch can hold a grudge like this?

Lance immediately wanted to jump up and grab him.

But it's too late!

James was clearly prepared.

After saying that, he jumped back with a super quick reaction, ran towards the door without looking back, and then rushed out the door like a gust of wind, and went to find Baldwin and Theo to stop him.

However, he probably will never forget Lance's blue and red face at that moment in his life, it really relieves his hatred.

Hahaha!

Later, Lance was so angry that he smashed the TV.

The next day, with a dark face, he stood at the front desk and signed a check of more than 8000 pounds to the hotel as compensation. The reason of the hotel was that the room could not be used in a short period of time, so he not only had to pay for the TV The money for the machine, and the room fee that has been lost these days must be compensated.

"Without a TV, the house is fucking useless? Nonsense! It's just a scam.

Regardless of Lance's angry stare, James stood aside as if nothing had happened, and while smoking a cigarette, he said righteously: "Tell me, what kind of TV are you smashing so well? Isn't it too prodigal? Hey, I think you were so frugal back then." [-] pounds for a guitar, and you need to pay in installments. It’s not long since I’ve just made money, so it’s all right now, and I’ll lose a total of [-] pounds..."

This little bastard dared to mention five thousand pounds and installment payment!

Lance stabbed him to death with a knife.

But since the black-haired guitarist had a history of tearing down houses...

Therefore, Baldwin and Theo all stood on James' side and unanimously condemned Lance's behavior.

However, the reason why they took the initiative this time is not because of justice, but because...the hotel almost blacklisted the planetary band.

It is really not a good thing to be blacklisted, which means that you will have to pay more deposits to stay in this hotel chain in the future, and you may even be refused to check in.

For this reason, they resolutely resisted Lance's house demolition: "If you want to demolish your house in the future, you can demolish your own house, and exercise restraint when going out."

James flicked the cigarette ash, gloated at his misfortune, and smiled until his two pointed canine teeth were exposed: "That's right, that's right, that's right."

Lance's fingers trembled with anger.

For a guitarist, this is definitely a rare situation.

Next, he didn't speak to James for an entire week.

James doesn't blame him.

Whenever a man wants to do something and is tricked, he will probably want to kill someone.

only……

[Teasing him, it's really fun. ] James wrote in his diary.

In addition, he also concluded: [However, there is still a difference between being touched by others and being touched by yourself...fuck, it's cool. ]

The author has something to say: PS. The bands and characters I have mentioned so far will be used later, so they are not written in vain.