walk with jimmy

〈Watching the game〉

Some people say that forming a band is like marrying a bunch of strangers.

Before getting married, it was good to see the other person everywhere, but after getting married, I found out that the other party was full of flaws, a whole bastard!

Moreover, newlyweds will quarrel too!

Therefore, it is absolutely nonsense that there are no conflicts between the four men who get together every day and have personalities and tempers.

This time, when James babbled again on the show, Lance simply ignored him.

Also, Baldwin and Theo were not happy.

Theo said directly: "I hate him!"

He grumbled and complained: "Isn't it enough to upset everyone? What's the difference between what he said and [I'm here, catch me if you can]? I really don't want to fuck Standing on the stage, I heard the staff say [Your lead singer was taken away, so sorry, the show has been cancelled] such nonsense."

Baldwin didn't like adding fuel to the fire, so there were no complaints at the time.

But later, when he was playing with other friendly bands, he accidentally slipped his mouth: "I may never have met any reliable lead singer in my life. At first there was a singer who sang out of tune and had to put on airs, and then there was a The one who took drugs and died suddenly, now this one is running the train with his mouth full..."

The fake family visit that I finally got was in vain.

Those magical fans are like the world's most powerful detective, Sherlock Holmes is better than Sherlock Holmes!

They accurately found the home addresses of all members of the planet, wandering around from time to time...

Especially at the gate of James' house, some people have set up camp, as if they have lived like this for a long time.

But in fact, although the situation in the James family is more serious, among all the families, Old John and Linde have the best adaptability.

Think about it, if you can raise two men with unscrupulous personalities like James, how good-tempered are you to expect them to be?

That must be impossible.

The number of segments of these two will only be higher than James.

At least his family's jimmygirl is always moving her mouth, and the two of them can directly squeeze their fists when they are in a hurry.

So, as long as the worrying little son is not at home...

The two men with the same big nerves had nothing to worry about in their hearts, they were fearless, and no one dared to mess with them.Occasionally when I am happy, I can still say hello to the fans, chat a few gossips, and the overall atmosphere is harmonious and harmonious.

In contrast, the situation of Lance's family is not so good.

Mrs. Winfield was a little afraid of the fanaticism shown by those strange fans, so that Lance's career success became her trouble instead.

What's more, in addition to the fanaticism of fans, the matter of 'the son has not returned home for a long time, finally came back, and was forced to leave again' made her feel sad from the bottom of her heart, depressed and depressed for a long time.

Although she herself took the initiative to support her son to do what he likes.

But if it is serious, Mrs. Winfield may prefer that Lance should not be a star, but just be an ordinary person.Even, you don't need to be particularly good at school, as long as you can learn a skill seriously.In that way, you can become an accountant, lawyer or doctor in the future.When she grows up, it's best to live on the same street as her, marry a girl she likes, have a few children, and when she gets old and retires, it would be great to visit her from time to time.

Now, none of these ideas can be realized.

Because Lance became a star.

Poor Lance's mom just had to work hard to get used to being a celebrity mom.

It was very difficult at first.

Because this mother had to deal with all kinds of crap reports, one day the paper said 'Lance got into a fight and got blood on his face (just playing ketchup)' and the next day it said 'Planet went to some shit A party (just a gathering of a few guitarists, although their playing posture holding the guitar together is quite intriguing)', the day after tomorrow the newspaper said that 'the guitarist's performance is out of order and he will be fired from the band'.

Enough!

enough!

After Lance firmly told her 'Only what I tell you is true', she decisively burned all the newspapers and decided not to believe any gossip and gossip.

But I have to say that these things have seriously interfered with the normal life of an ordinary family.

In order not to cause more trouble to the family, the four members of the band will not go home for a short time, and they want to minimize the presence of their family members.

Therefore, they couldn't go back home, so they had to sit in the hotel with their teammates, sullenly in a daze.

But in this low atmosphere of the group...

That bastard James is a mudslide!

He didn't seem to be affected at all, and he was in the mood to blatantly 'tick' fans in the interview (James: I didn't, I didn't have one), and he just popped up on his own initiative as a target for everyone to vent their anger.

For a while, even if the three of them could guess that he had no other intentions, they would almost annoy him to death.

So, when James finished the interview and returned to the hotel, he found himself isolated by everyone inexplicably.

No one cares about him.

He is like an invisible mass of invisible air.

Later, Baldwin recalled this incident and explained apologetically: "We just wanted to teach him a little lesson so that he would not always talk nonsense in the future. However, we were a little out of control at that time, and then wanted to vent our anger...Damn of!"

He paused, and said with some confusion: "Actually, it's not right, it's really wrong. We know, it's not Jimmy's fault. But you know, Jimmy looks like a jerk sometimes. Everyone is very sad, but He's still alive and kicking, out of place and very disruptive. We just want him to be sad along with it... Hell, he doesn't seem to care. But the more he doesn't care, the more people want him to care. Forget it , I don’t know what I’m talking about anymore, do you understand?”

James didn't understand anyway.

He didn't understand from the beginning to the end why everyone was suffering?

The fans are crazy, and it's depressing not to be able to go home.

However, everyone is healthy and healthy, no one is injured or sick...

What the hell is so low about it?

Just keep playing!

Therefore, for the indifference of his teammates, the countermeasure he took was to keep pestering them.

How warm and sincere the emotion in his green eyes is for all to see: "Stop playing the guitar, let's play for a while." Or "Theo, would you like a drink with me?" Or "Would you like to go swimming together? There is no one in the swimming pool right now..."

And then there's the non-stop 'PlaywithMe! Play with Me! Play with Me! '

Everyone couldn't hold it anymore.

It's a bit like... Knowing that the golden retriever at home is very disobedient, always messing up the house, and urinating everywhere at home from time to time, but when it wags its tail and comes over sticky, you still want to Touch the head, hug it, and forgive everything.

In less than half a day...

The three of them lost their temper.

They looked at each other and thought very discouraged: Come on, let's just forget about it!

Just in time, in order to refresh everyone's spirits...

James made another invitation: "Hey, let's go to a live football game! Tonight, Liverpool vs Manchester United."

He gesticulated a somewhat clumsy shooting posture alive and kicking, and said enthusiastically: "Guys, you know what I mean! Hey! Kick it up!! Kick their ass like this!!"

At this time, the four of them were destined not to be able to return home.

But the leave I asked for has not yet ended, and I am idle and bored.

What's more, for a few young people who are in the restless stage, letting them stay in the hotel every day and wait quietly for the holiday to end is simply torture.

Therefore, even if James doesn't say anything, they will endure it for a long time, and they probably have to make something happen.

The timing is right now.

On the one hand, everyone doesn’t want to continue to get angry with James, so they can go to the next level; on the other hand, as a British, is there any other reason to go to watch a football match?That must not be used.

So, when James was jumping up and down in front of them, chanting "Come on, come on, come on! Come with me! Let's go together, I buy tickets, I invite you"...

After pretending to hesitate for a while, everyone immediately and decisively agreed.

James cheered.

However, they finally had some common sense when they went out this time.All wrapped in scarves, sunglasses and hats, they walked out of the hotel very low-key.

During this period, the Red Army Liverpool was still the true overlord of the football world.

The annoying Scot Ferguson has just taken over as Manchester United coach not long ago, and he was even called out of get out of class by his own club fans a few years ago.

It is conceivable that if it wasn't for the Heysel tragedy that led to the club being banned from participating in European competitions for seven years, and the Hillsborough tragedy that dragged it back... James firmly believes that with the strength of the Red Army Liverpool, absolutely Can sweep the whole of Europe.

But he, who has memories of ten years later, also knows a fact depressingly...

immediately!

Manchester United is fucking going to shake completely!

Fortunately, Manchester United has not fully recovered yet.

Therefore, it is definitely a great thing to come and watch the future rivals lose.

As for later?

It's a big deal not to watch it!

Don't think he has a bad heart.

In fact, in the world of football, there is no such thing as hello, me, him, everyone!

As long as you are a Liverpool fan, you must firmly remember one thing: hate everything about Manchester United!

Hate his players!

Hate his coach!

Hate his fans!

Hate his mascot... what an ugly thing!

Pooh!

So, when James just stood in the red ocean of the KOP stands...

The first thing he did was raise his arms and shout: "Fuck Manchester United! Long live Liverpool -!!!"

His voice was so bright.

The surrounding Liverpool fans suddenly burst into laughter, and excitedly shouted along with him: "Fuck Manchester United! Fuck Manchester United! Long live Liverpool!!"

Those who have never been to the scene to watch the game will never know how crazy the atmosphere is.

Before the game started, the fans on both sides had already heated up the atmosphere, and there was a factor called fanaticism in the air.

Then, James went completely high.

He completely left his three teammates behind, and devoted himself wholeheartedly to the group of fanatical Liverpool fans, shoulder to shoulder with a group of fans of all ages and classes who he had never met before, and took the lead in singing the team song "" You'll Never Walk Alone" (You'llNeverWalkAlone), loudly cheering on your players, and at the same time, booing, mocking and swearing at Manchester United from time to time.

Lance, Baldwin, and Theo on the side all looked at each other with extremely complicated expressions at this development.

Finally, the still good-natured Baldwin sighed resignedly and said, "Well, I knew it would be like this."

<daily quarrel>

There is no need to mention the course of the game.

Anyway, this time it was Liverpool who won.

So, at this time, according to what Lance and the others meant: "The game is over, and you've been high for almost two hours. Let's go back to the hotel together."

But because James worked so hard when cheering for the team, he completely won the hearts of several old Liverpool fans.

They warmly invited this kid with a scarf, whose face could not be seen clearly, but with lively green eyes, to go to the bar for a carnival and celebrate the team's victory.

Before Lance and the others could refuse, James excitedly made the decision and agreed.

He also complained to Lance in a low voice: "Please, don't you spoil the fun, buddy! It's not ten o'clock in the fuck, and the night life has just begun! What can we do when we go back to the hotel now? Lay on the bed empty and lonely ?"

Lance was pissed off by him.

Ke Theo also voted for it at this time.

The bassist, who loves to play by nature, finds it boring to go back to the hotel and stay alone.

Baldwin chose to abstain.

So, in the case of two votes to one vote, everyone set off to the bar to have a carnival.

But when they are halfway...

Very unfortunate!

They bumped into some of the Red Devils fans who haven't left, maybe they got drunk because they lost, maybe they got lost, or some other bloody reason, who knows?

Anyway, no one remembers who made the first move.

It is all too common for British fans to break out from time to time.

After all, football is originally a kind of passionate sport that makes people's blood pumping.

Anyone who watches a game with a stable mood and is not happy, angry or sad, must have a brain problem.

This is fucking war in a peaceful world!

It's not over if you don't kill the enemy!

Some lost their minds and went up to fight; some were sane and thought that Manchester United fans should not be allowed to have an accident in Liverpool, so they took the initiative to fight;

James is neither.

He was innocently involved this time.

In other words, his previous performance in the stands was too conspicuous. He has been taking the lead in shouting slogans, and he actively stood up to curse, spit, and throw mineral water bottles towards Manchester United.

Therefore, as long as you notice what he has done, there are definitely many Manchester United fans who dislike him.

So, I don't know who came up to punch him first, anyway, he fought back not to be outdone, and as soon as he fought back, he was dragged into the battle abruptly...

At this time, can you just watch your idiot lead singer being beaten to death?

Lance & Baldwin & Theo especially want to answer: Yes!Please let this bastard who is looking for trouble every day die!

But they still rushed forward to help out of loyalty.

The scene was too chaotic and the sky was dark.

Dozens of people got together to fight in groups, and they fought their own way, and they couldn't find where the lead singer of their golden retriever was.

James didn't know who the person fighting with him was.

The two people who were strangers to each other fought so violently, you punched each other, and lost their balance during the fight, both of them fell to the ground and rolled into a ball again.

Then, the police came.

Someone staggered up and yelled, "The cop is here! Run."

Most of the football hooligans who like to provoke troubles have rich experience, and when they see something wrong, they quickly leave the battle and run away.

In the end, James and his party, who were involved by mistake, were all arrested and brought to justice.

Awesome!

A litter!

"What are you doing, what are you doing, let me go."

James looked up, his green eyes trying to look innocent: "I didn't do anything."

"Be honest, don't give me this shit."

The police handcuffed him as he said, "I've seen a lot of little rascals like you."

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On this day, not long after Abel got up, he received a call from Lance.

The dark-haired guitarist told him calmly on the phone: "We were arrested by the police."

Abel had just picked up a bottle of milk and was making himself a bowl of cereal for an impromptu breakfast when he shook his hand and almost spilled the milk all over his pants.

How exciting!

Heard such a fucking news early in the morning.

His mind went blank for a moment, and he didn't know what to say at all.

Finally, his incoherent string: "Oh, um, is it? What? Thanks for telling me, what a fucking appetizer in the morning, fuck!"

Lance was silent on the other side of the phone.

Next, Abel called their tour manager Bill and asked him to post bail to pick them up, while rushing to Liverpool anxiously, his heart was almost swiped by 'Whatthefuck'.

These bastards...

How can they do this?so can?How can that be? ! !

Since signing the band.

He felt that he would lose at least 20 years of life.

On the other side, the situation on James' side is actually not that serious.

Britain has always been the most abundant of gentlemen and football hooligans. Needless to say, the former fights every day with the latter.

Normally, the police don't care about it.

But the wind has been relatively tight in recent years.

In the UK, football is a carnival for the working class, so there are many Labor Party supporters in the football world.

But at that time the ruling party was the Conservative Party. As the representative of the Conservative Party, Margaret Thatcher, the ruling party, had been looking for excuses to suppress British fans out of political stance.

That's why the police are so effective at catching football hooligans.But in the final analysis, a fight without casualties is not a major case. After the tour manager Bill ran over in time and paid a fine, the four people who stayed at the police station all night were able to leave.

However, when they left, there was a small episode.

The big brother who punched James' left eye into a panda eye suddenly shouted from the side in shock: "Fuck! You are Jimmy Lemon?"

"Yeah, it's me."

James raised his head, looked back at him carelessly, and said provocatively, "What? Do you want to fight again, brother?"

"I'm your fan!"

The big brother shouted in surprise and excitement: "Don't go, don't go, come, come, sign for me first!"

James looked at him in disbelief, pointed to his black and blue left eye and said, "You fucking beat me up like this, and you still want to sign?"

Then, he pointed his middle finger in a particularly relieved manner: "Go eat shit, I don't want to sign autographs for Manchester United fans!"

In the police station, everyone present was amused and laughed.

Even the person who was scolded by James couldn't help laughing: "Stingy! It's not football time."

James made a grimace at him without holding grudges, and insisted not to give an autograph, saying: "But it's not the autograph time either."

Everyone was laughing, even the Manchester United fans.

At this time, the atmosphere inside the police station was quite harmonious.

But for Planet, the outside world may be the real challenge.

The four of them helped each other, sorted out their appearance a little bit, and then walked out of the police station together after not making themselves look too embarrassed.

As expected, they were immediately surrounded by reporters with long guns and short guns.

Countless entertainment media who heard the news gathered at the door, and the flashing lights made it hard for people to keep their eyes open.

A reporter rushed up first.

He asked, "Jimmy, do you regret it now? Almost went to jail for fighting."

James had just asked Bill for a cigarette, and was lighting it with a lighter. When he heard this question, he immediately raised his head in surprise: "Regret? What are you kidding? Listen, brother, it's not shameful to fight for your favorite football club." Get it? You’re exaggerating when you say it’s not worth going to jail. And don’t call me Jimmy, why is everyone calling me Jimmy now?”

"Stop talking." Lance pulled him from behind.

The black-haired guitarist stood up helplessly, trying to change the topic and say in an official tone: "We all know that what happened last night was neither correct nor honorable..."

"But I don't think there is anything!"

James couldn't help interjecting from the side with a cigarette in his mouth: "I love Liverpool, I have to fight for it! Fight!"

"Shut up, Jimmy!" Lance said a little more emphatically.

Then, he faced the reporter again, with a very polite look: "Sorry, Jimmy is sometimes impulsive, but believe me, we don't like conflicts with people, believe us, everything that happened last night was not our intention..."

"But I had a good time."

"Shut up, Jimmy, no one told you to talk."

"But no one stopped me from talking, and I didn't say anything wrong. I'm a Liverpool fan. I ran into a Manchester United fan. I got into a fight for some reason. It's what every fucking British boy does. Why should I feel guilty about what I did?"

"It's wrong to fight!"

"Fuck, then tell me, what am I going to do in the future, hug those damn Manchester United fans and kiss them, and beg them to let me go? No girl would do that!"

"So, you're a bitch?"

"What? Of course I'm not!"

"Then how do you know girls won't do that?"

"Uh, uh...fuck, I just know."

The lead singer and the guitarist quarreled in front of the police station for no reason.

Baldwin and Theo felt ashamed to go up and pull them both away, but they couldn't.

The reporters were filming excitedly, as if they had discovered some big news.

Bill, the tour manager, watched the scene in despair.

He had already guessed the headline of the next newspaper, probably it would be <Planetary Band lead singer and guitarist disagree, suspected to be disbanding soon>?

The author has something to say: PS. Manchester United fans, please forgive me, okay!

However, the 90th Manchester United was very fierce, and Jimmy will probably be sad for his beloved club for a long time after that.

[Note] Fighting and swearing belong to the performance of specific characters in a specific plot, please do not imitate casually.