walk with jimmy

Despite saying yes to that damned angel.

But in fact, James has no concept of the career of a singer.

Since ancient times, the interlacing has been like a mountain, and suddenly a former auto mechanic switched to singing. Probably only a third-rate novel can make such an illogical nonsense.Moreover, what is even more disturbing is that he still has no way to tell his father and brother about it openly, and he can't tell them: "I won't go to work, the angel told me to sing."

If so, Old John and Linde would definitely give him a slap in the face, eagerly asking, "Angel? Jimmy, have you ever seen a devil?" Then, give him a painful mixed doubles.

Therefore, he had no choice but to pretend to tell his father and brother every day that he would become an apprentice in a garage.

But in fact, after leaving the house, he was alone looking for places where he could sing and jobs that could make money through singing.

When I have nothing to do for three days and want to give up...

A small advertisement pasted randomly on the window was suddenly blown to his feet by the wind.

It was like a pivotal turning point in fate.

Later, James very much suspected that it was the work of some angel.But at the time, he didn't think much of it at all, and reflexively picked up the thin piece of paper, and also grabbed a life-saving straw, which read: Sincerely looking for the lead singer of the band.

Thanks to the widespread basic education in England.

James, who is semi-literate, knows these simple words at least, but the question is, what are the general requirements for applying for a lead singer in a band?

Based on the principle of asking if you don't understand.

He looked around for a while, and casually picked up a passerby who seemed to understand well and typed: "Hey, brother, how do you think you can be the lead singer of a band?"

This passer-by whose face was blurred in his memory later gave a rather wonderful (sarcasm) answer for some unknown reason: "He is good-looking, can pretend, can sing, doesn't know any musical instruments, and doesn't want to Standing alone on stage stupidly."

James was overjoyed: "Great, I meet all the criteria, isn't this the job I'm prepared for?!"

Then, he happily ran to apply for the job.

The passer-by who spoke casually probably thought that he had encountered a lunatic, or a fool who was easy to fool.

But James is actually cheering himself up in such a way that outsiders can't understand.

Reality is sometimes like a swamp. If you don’t want to sink into depression, you must make your life as colorful as possible, at least not so boring.

The ten years of mediocrity may have indeed failed to improve his wisdom much, but in these ten years, the only thing to be proud of is probably his mature attitude towards life-the super high tolerance for life as fuck , an always positive and optimistic attitude, and... a layer of skin that is getting thicker day by day!

The next step is to go to the interview.

James deliberately searched for information, but ten years before the Internet was widespread, no matter how hard he tried to browse through newspapers and magazines, it was difficult to find really useful information. In the end, he decided to use his talent (if there was such a Toys).

It was a very crude and not very formal interview.

The interviewers are two young people who are not very old and have little experience. The interview location is in an empty classroom of an elementary school. The school will have a holiday for the lower grades in the afternoon, and the vacant classrooms can be rented out, and the rent is very cheap. .

James initially thought there would be a lot of competition.

But in fact, he was the only one who came to the interview.

"It's done, sure enough." He excitedly clenched his fists and said to himself.

But the bad thing is that at the beginning of the interview, he just introduced himself, and one of the interviewers recognized him.

"Damn! Jimmy Lemon, why are you an idiot? Why are you here to audition for the lead singer?"

"Don't call me Jimmy, James, call me James. Why can't I come to the interview?" James replied reflexively.

Then, he raised his head again, and while looking at the interviewer who recognized him, he rummaged through the long memories in his head.

The search process is quick.

It didn't take long for him to call out the other party's name in almost shock: "Lance Winfield? Why did you come to play in the band?"

"Yes, that's right, it's me. I play when I want to, and this is my band," Lance Winfield said simply.

Then, he asked suspiciously: "Why don't I remember that you were a lead singer before, and you have a lot of experience?"

"Because I have always been more modest and never show off." James replied cautiously.

"Stop talking nonsense, you're an idiot!" The corners of Lance's lips curled up involuntarily.

"Hey, they're here anyway, you won't be able to recruit anyone for a while, so let me try."

James unhappily continued to introduce himself cheekily: "Anyway, you see, there are not many people here to apply for the job."

"But I'd rather be deficient than excessive." Lance said stiffly.

But in fact, it's okay to give a chance, he just...

Don't look at them recognizing each other.

But in fact, they are not familiar with each other at all.

As for why they can recognize each other.

Of course it was because they were from the same school and happened to be very famous students in the school.

When all students walk into that school, they will see a very large window at first sight, in which some photos and deeds of outstanding students are pasted from time to time.Among them, Lance Winfield is also among them, and, in his brief introduction, there will always be a series of super many and various titles, such as the chairman of the student union, the member of the outstanding youth association, the member of the art club, the debate contest best debater etc.

In short, absolute top students, absolute good students, other people's children, teachers' treasures!

As a result, almost all students of the same grade in the school have heard his name!

And James' fame is another extreme, troublemaker, skipping classes every day, failing exams, contradicting teachers, fighting and so on, so he is often kicked out of the classroom (the teacher is too troublesome to see him), standing in the window One meter before the penalty station.

As for the intersection of the two of them, this is the point...

Because the penalty stand is too boring, James often stares at the mugshot of Lance in the window.

Lance might have been boring back then. In fact, whether he was a good student or a bad student, school life was pretty boring, so he ran over to talk to him.

"What are you always staring at him for? Is it because he's handsome?"

"No, it's because he is the most motherly."

After speaking, James turned his head to see who was talking to him.

As a result, he saw a very familiar, very motherly face of a demon king who was distorted by anger, as if he could breathe fire by opening his mouth.

It's really not his fault!

Who would have thought that there would be such men in the world pointing at their photos and asking strangers 'Are you handsome' narcissistically?

Alright, here we come.

"Actually, I don't really want to team up with someone who looks too girly." A certain narrow-minded guy hypocritically retaliated.

"But you can't discriminate against me just because I'm good-looking." James replied tolerantly and justifiably.

Another older interviewer chuckled.

Probably seeing that there was something tricky between the two of them, he stood up with a smile to smooth things over: "Hey, Lance, this kid looks funny, how about let him sing a few words?"

Lance reluctantly agrees.

But before James sang, he vowed to set up a Flag: "Trust me, only a big fool would be willing to team up with this guy."

Hahaha, he is that big fool!

James didn't hesitate to sing "You'll Never Walk Alone" (You'llNeverWalkAlone).

At this moment, he doesn’t know many songs. The one he knows best is the team song of Liverpool Football Club. There’s no way, he’s short on time. This song is the only one he knows best. Die-hard Red Army fans have sung it since they were young, and they can sing and scold at the same time. Drinking, cheering, whistling...

Then, he was admitted.

Thank you Liverpool, long live Liverpool!

Love Liverpool for a lifetime, okay!

Later, Lance brought up the interview on a TV show.

As he recalled, he said in a complex tone: "At that time, Jimmy sang like a piece of stinky shit, the standard football hooligan roar style, out of tune, forgotten words, and messy pronunciation... But after I listened, immediately I have crossed out all the names of other candidate singers from my list. There is no way, there are countless singers who know how to sing, but the singer with the soul in his voice is one in a thousand."

Although James couldn't understand whether this passage was to praise himself or hurt himself.

But this does not prevent him from complaining about Lance's duplicity: "Lie, he has a P list! There is only one name on that list from beginning to end, and that is me——James Lemon!"