walk with jimmy

Abel wouldn't want them on any TV show if he could.

Recalling James' so-called 'all problems solved' last time, he started to have a headache early.

But now is the critical period for <she is 16 years old this year> to sell, promote and hit the charts, and some things must be done.

Fortunately, due to the unique style of the whole band, it has a strong news topic, so many TV programs have sent invitations.

This also means that Able has a wider range of choices.This allowed him to carefully select some for the group of bad boys, which not only has a certain national popularity, but also can play a role in publicity.Also, a relatively tame, (as much as possible) non-troubling show.

So, he first chose a TV talk show called "Bettina's Afternoon Tea", which was about inviting celebrities and guests to drink tea and chat with each other happily.

The overall atmosphere of this show is very relaxed, and the hostess Bettina is not a particularly beautiful type, but she has a gentle and amiable temperament. She never asks the guests too sharp questions. Instead, she will ask some small questions from the perspective of fans to help Everyone learns about those favorite stars from another angle.

The program works really well!

So good that James quickly had his first affair...and a hostess.

It wasn't all his fault.

Growing up in an all-male family, James lacked the life experience to get along with women normally, was not good at dealing with women, and often annoyed them.

But the other side of the paradox is that...

When he first came into contact, he knew how to use his own advantages to please them.

In Linde's words: "My younger brother has been very good at arousing the motherhood of many women since he was a child. Since his mother was gone when he was born, my neighbors, grandma, aunts, sisters and sisters in the whole street saw it. He can't help showing a very loving look. However, Jimmy doesn't like to be treated as a poor child in a normal state. It's just that occasionally he wants a mother and wants to find a substitute to put his feelings on. This He will put up with it for a while, pretend to be pitiful, behave good and helpless, and look very sweet. Then, the soft-hearted and silly women around my house will immediately take him home, like a stray animal Taking him in for such a short time, feeding him, comforting and hugging him, kissing his forehead, even if he is about to leave, I will stuff him with another bag of candies..."

at the same time……

Before the last episode, Abel specifically exhorted James several times, asking him to have a better attitude this time.

James agreed.

So, when facing the hostess Bettina, he naturally turned on what Linde called the sweet mode.

From the beginning of the show to the end of the show, he has been watching the host seriously with those green eyes, and when answering questions, every word is pleasing her.

For example, when Bettina asked fans 'what type of girl do you like'...

Lance would slyly answer the question broadly, what kind of character, kind, lively nonsense; Together, stay with me crazy'.

Although these answers are different, they can't find any major problems.

Only James said: "Like you."

If Linde, who knew him well, was present, he would definitely tell everyone: "My brother says that to every woman."

But Linde was not there, everyone took it seriously.

After all, the blond frontman of the Planets looks so young, and young people's relationships are often so intense, dramatic and volatile.So, suddenly falling in love with an older, more mature woman didn't seem out of the question, plus he didn't look like he was joking at the time.

After that, similar conversations appeared several times intermittently.

In the end, Bettina blushed uncontrollably during the show.However, with years of work experience, she was able to persist in changing the topic and completed the recording without any mistakes.

But James' performance will obviously not be ignored.

So much so that when everyone in the band returned to the backstage, Lance immediately frowned, pulled James aside and asked angrily, "What the hell did you mean by being on the show just now? If you want to pick up girls, you have to check the occasion!"

"What are you talking about? Who picked up girls?" James was taken aback.

He seemed completely unaware of his behavior, and replied in surprise: "Does that mean I'm too nice to Bettina? Hey, are you really forgetting, or are you pretending to be forgetting? Abel told us to be nice to the host." A little bit. So, this time, I have been very serious about treating her like my mother, and my attitude is very good."

What?Same for mom?

Lance, who knew his family situation, vaguely understood.

Some motherless little idiot probably doesn't know what the right way to be with a mother is.

The way he thinks of getting along with his mother may be learned from somewhere.

But hostess Bettina is irritated.

She walked backstage anxiously just now, hesitating and struggling to say something to James... but she overheard such a passage by accident.

The whole person is not good!

She almost wanted to throw away her previous gentle image and growl immediately: "I don't look like your mother in hell, you stick!"

It was an embarrassing scene.

When he found Bettina standing not far away with a blank face, even Lance, an unrelated person, wanted to run away.

But James was completely unaware of his behavioral problems, and he smiled naturally with two signature tiger teeth, and took the initiative to greet the hostess: "Bettina, is there anything else I can do?"

Bettina tried her best to remain calm: "There is one thing."

James responded enthusiastically: "What's the matter, just say it."

Bettina said, "Get out of here."

James immediately realized what he had screwed up again.

……same as before.

A woman's mind is too difficult to understand.

At this stage, Abel probably resigned to his fate.

He was too lazy to argue with James any more, and he didn't want to think about the image of the four of them. He only focused on the exposure and continued to arrange for them to appear on TV a few times.

There is always nothing fun and interesting.

All the shows are the same, the dialogue is boring and tedious.

People like to ask over and over again about their family, their previous studies, their hobbies, their attitude towards love...

A joke can be asked fifty times!Are all these people mentally retarded?

After losing the freshness of being on the show for the first time, James and the others became more and more impatient and tired.

Rather than being inquired about their personal affairs all day long, they want to discuss music and songs with others, talk about some creative ideas, talk about guitar playing skills and so on...

but no!

not a single one.

In the end, they realized a truth:

The essence of all shows is to entertain the public. If you want to go on the show and talk to someone about tuning and E7 chords, people will just think you are crazy.

But the thing is, as a band...

It turns out that their job is not to sing, play musical instruments, and perform on stage, but to tell the public their true self-experiences, make up various jokes and jokes to make everyone happy, and report their ideas on mate selection?

— Guys, that's great!

——It's much easier than singing.

——No need to rack your brains to write a new song, no need to be so tired on stage that you almost throw up, no need to sing so hoarse that your voice breaks...

——As long as you are good at running the train with your mouth full, you can easily win the applause of the audience.

- Hi, I love this!

It should have developed like this.

But once, the host of a certain show asked James: "Do you want your future girlfriend to have blond hair like you, or black hair, or red hair?"

Who the hell came up with this stupid question?

Should a person choose a girlfriend based on the color of their hair?

But no matter how I complain in my heart...

James was still patient at the time, and tried his best (love), affection (weakness) and (intelligence) to answer: "Dude, don't you know? There is another word in the world called hair dyeing."

Then, the host and the audience started laughing.

James had no idea what they were laughing at.

At that moment, he could only stare blankly into the distance, and after a while, he suddenly confessed bitterly in the depths of his heart: "I'm so fucking cheap! I'm so cheap! Fuck me, I'd rather go to Running to the point of throwing up on the stage, singing until the sound broke, and I don’t want to spend another minute here with idiots.”

In short, out of this growing anti-entertainment mentality,

Their attitude towards the media became more indifferent at the beginning;

But for Abel, this may be a typical representative of "only a few days after the attitude is good, and then it starts to show its true colors".

He answered the phone with trepidation every day, for fear that the producer of the TV show would come to his door and yell, "Take your artist away quickly, they will kill the host soon."

—Hey, don't make up your mind, okay?

James couldn't understand this at all: "We just swear, it's not that violent in nature."

Even if the band's popularity did increase significantly with each of their TV appearances.

But during this period, due to direct or indirect lack of cooperation, their image is really bad.

Due to the influence of life experience at the bottom, James has poor speaking habits, and he will go crazy in Liverpool dialect mixed with swear words when his emotions come up; under normal circumstances, Lance (most of the time) can speak on behalf of the band in a gentle and friendly manner and communicate with outsiders. But too arrogant, sometimes when he is sarcastic, it will be very detrimental; Baldwin doesn't like to talk, he just wants to hide behind the drum set in silence, stay alone quietly, and when he needs to beat the drum, he will bang bang bang Shining debut; Theo is a dick, and from time to time the conversation will become extremely vulgar, and enter the straightforward topic of money, fame, women, etc....

The media naturally defined the band as 'a legion of thugs from the Liverpool countryside'.

James also earned the title of hooligan as an added bonus.

Because he was too close to female fans before...

Also 'molested' the hostess in <Bettina's Afternoon Tea>.

Wait, what a shame!

Forget about the former slander, and the latter rumor about Bettina...

In order not to hurt others, James especially wanted to explain.

Thankfully, he was stopped just in time by Lance.

After all, it was embarrassing enough to be heard by Bettina in private!

If he went to the media and said publicly, 'I didn't molested her, I treated her like a mother', Bettina would probably come over with a knife and kill someone.

because of this.

The scandal between the lead singer of the rookie band and the famous host of the show has been fired again.

Therefore, even if the two parties did not have any contact after the show, and did not show any intention of developing a relationship with each other, there are still many media who want to follow up and report.

James couldn't help but feel guilty towards Bettina, thinking that he had hurt her.

But soon, he no longer feels guilty at all.

Because Bettina is so amazing!

That day, a reporter was lucky enough to block the hostess.

He hurriedly raised this question: "Is it possible for you to date James, the lead singer of the Planetary Band, and become a boyfriend and girlfriend in the future?"

Bettina replied without thinking: "No!"

The answer was given too quickly and decisively, which made people more curious.

The reporter's eyes lit up sensitively, and he immediately asked, "Why?"

Bettina stepped on her high heels and left in a very imposing manner, and replied coldly: "I never sleep with children or animals, so he was passed immediately."

The conversation was published in the newspaper that day.

Moreover, the writer thoughtfully provided a photo.

In the photo, it was probably captured, so the blond lead singer, who was not prepared at all, raised his head in front of the camera with a look of astonishment and confusion. On the top of his head was a line of words full of joy: [Child? or animals? ]

Lance almost died laughing at this.

But James was so clueless that he didn't understand how this developed?Why was Bettina suddenly angry?Why did the two suddenly have an affair?Then, why did she say that?How did it get into bed?And, what exactly does that mean?

In short, he understood nothing.

The whole person was confused and at a loss.

Lance only cared about hahaha, and couldn't help at all.

But some reporters came to him and asked him what he thought about it.

James's quick green eyes immediately filled with impatience.

He was biting a cigarette unhappily, swearing in Liverpool dialect in a pissed and irritable way: "How the hell can I feel? It's not what I said, who said it, you ask." Who will go. Anyway, I must be a human, not an animal, and I have no hair, claws, or tail. As for the child, fuck me, do you want me to take off my pants now to prove it?"