walk with jimmy

James Lemmon, nicknamed Jimmy (only his dad, brother and best friend could call him that), was born into a single-parent family.

His mother unfortunately passed away on the day he was born, leaving behind her infant son, a stupid husband who never took care of him, and the eldest son Linde who was only six years old.

This thing is very bad.

The worst part is that the two men in the Lemon family, one big and one small, have to face a little baby who can only cry at the top of his voice in the midst of the grief of losing his wife (mother) .

They were helpless and their spirits almost collapsed.

That is a living tragedy in the world!

James was a monster in infancy.

He cries every day, forever!

Cry when you are hungry; cry when you are thirsty; cry when your pillow is uncomfortable; cry when you pee; cry when you are unhappy; cry when you cannot sleep; cry whenever you want, 24 hours a day, regardless of other people's busy schedule, day or night...

Father John and brother Linde were all exhausted by his torture, and diapers and bottles were flying all over the house.

Then James stopped crying.

But there were new troubles.

Grown-up children will always have their own little thoughts and thoughts, but his father, Old John, is born with a lack of tenderness and is not good at listening and understanding.

He takes care of his children as if he is raising a puppy. There is no derogatory meaning here, but it simply represents some of his behaviors. The specific manifestation is that he will generously give food, drink and money. When encountering things, he will mainly use a commanding tone. If there is nothing to do, he will be taken out for a walk, as for a warm conversation and a father hug... I am sorry, there is nothing Tough John can do.

Besides, "Stop kidding, do you think you're a Jimmygirl?"

Elder brother Linde, a bastard who almost inherited all his father's genes of a straight man of steel, and even made it worse, will always stand up at this time, and viciously laugh at his father and beat his sensitive younger brother: "Please, recognize No matter how coquettish your gender is, brother, you are not a younger sister."

"Sex discrimination is too much! Besides, with the low EQ of you two, even if I am a younger sister, I won't be much better." James couldn't help but think angrily: "Because you two bastards don't know how to talk about people." talk."

Therefore, since I can remember, the atmosphere at home has nothing to do with warmth.

But that doesn't mean his father and brother don't love him.

In fact, when he was young, Lin Dezai often hugged him tightly and never let go, as if he was holding a unparalleled treasure that someone would grab at any time, and he was very rebellious to the world (he thought) Declare: "Jimmy is mine and no one can take him away from me."

When James was young, he was indeed blond, fair-skinned, and as cute as a doll to explode.

With his butt naked, he nestled obediently in his elder brother Linde's arms, biting his thumb, and smirking with glistening eyes and drooling.

Papa John would very naturally take out a broken camera, snapping and snapping countless photos of the "loving" brothers that "later Linde carefully treasured, but James always wanted to find out and burn them all".

In such a family full of men, it is natural that some fierce quarrels and fights often break out...

But they all know that this is the family, and if the head is broken, it must be sent to the hospital for treatment first, and then continue to fight after the treatment.

Therefore, James has no regrets to make up for, no lost dreams to chase, and no hatred to revenge.

This sudden time-travel event really made him baffled and at a loss what to do.If I have to say it, it is the restlessness of "I am living well, and my life is gradually getting on the right track. Even if it is a great good thing, it is not worth changing for me".

But that fucking giant muscle angel didn't give him any chance to choose at all, and suddenly brought him back to 16 years old, leaving only one sentence: "Talent, if you don't work hard, the talent will wear out, so, be good." Practice singing, when you die, I will come to pick you up to heaven again' encouragement (when you die or something, it can be regarded as encouragement), and left with flapping wings.

What a suffocating operation.

If the HR of Paradise Enterprise has always been recruiting like this, the reason why it has not closed down must be that the competitor Hell is too useless!

But anyway, ten years younger is a good thing.

James stayed in the house for a while, then decided to go downstairs to find his father and brother, and then think about the next thing.

He pushed open the door of his bedroom, walked through the dark and narrow corridor in his memory, and went down the stairs. The air was filled with the smell of second-hand cigarettes, bad beer and Scotch whiskey...

Downstairs there are two real bastards, one big and one small—his daddy John and big brother Linde.

The two were idling on the sofa in the small living room, smoking and drinking beer, concentrating on pointing fingers at a vulgar and mentally retarded program being broadcast on the TV, and slapping their thighs and giggling exaggeratedly.

"Hey, little bastard, your fever has subsided?" Linde said when he first spotted his brother.

So James' own father, Old John, also raised his head when he heard the sound: "Haha, I knew you wouldn't die, boy!"

The first thought was 'was I sick on this day ten years ago'?

Then there's 'Listen, is this what you're talking to the patient'?

James was expressionless, and his inner world was turbulent.

Ten years later, he was busy with work, and he hadn't been in contact with such a bastard father and brother for a long time, and he was a little bit out of touch for a while.

But I have to say, it feels pretty amazing!

For ten years, the men of the Lemon family seemed to have never changed their style of painting, and it never made people feel unfamiliar at all.To sum it up simply: no matter what time they are, they are stupid and inconsiderate.

"What are you doing standing there, Jimmy?"

Before everyone could notice, his elder brother Linde took a quick look at him, and made sure that his younger brother didn't look sick, so he pointed to the kitchen with great care: "I left you a sick meal , go to the kitchen and get it yourself."

Sick rice!

After hearing this word, the long-fuzzy memory finally resurfaced.

James finally remembered the day.

He moved slowly, walked into the kitchen, and saw his own portion on the table, the so-called 'sick meal' made by Chef Linde.

On a large platter were darkened baked bananas, a heap of fish and chips covered in egg wash and a gooey sauce, and slices of bread with cabbage leaves and bacon.

To be honest, Lind probably tried his best.

The meals are plentiful (he usually makes a simple sandwich when he cooks for himself), and there are fruits, vegetables, and staples.

But the problem is that even if he tried his best, he couldn't save his hell-level cooking skills.

Moreover, he is likely to cook with a cigarette in his mouth.

Because James still clearly remembers that on this day ten years ago, when he was recovering from a serious illness, he came to the kitchen hungry to eat the so-called sick meal, but he ate soot on the grilled banana... As for the fried fish and chips Egg shells were eaten in the strips, vegetable worms appeared in the cabbage that were not cleaned, and the bacon seemed to be expired food, which basically belonged to routine calcium supplementation, protein supplementation and a few blind daily operations.

Alas, sick rice!

Thank you so much bro.

However, James back then was not as easy to talk about as he is now.

He was still in the rebellious stage at that time, with a fiery temper, and lost control of his emotions after being ill. He ran out angrily with a plate and smashed it all on Linde's big face!

The brothers fought and smashed the living room at home.

The father of the two of them was almost mad, he turned around and took out his shotgun, trying to kill the two careless bastards.

after that……

Linde apologized to his beloved brother Jimmy for not paying attention while cooking, thinking about miscellaneous things and so on...

But the problem is that he is just an older brother, not a paid chef, and he has no obligation to cook for his younger brother at all.

Thinking of this, James ten years later sighed.

He also thought of jumping up and down, complaining in blood and tears of being abused by his biological brother, thinking that the whole world was sorry for his appearance, and felt deeply ashamed.

If you think about it that way, it would be nice to go back ten years ago.

At least this time, he won't put the plate in Linde's bastard brother's big face, even though it's fucking cool to do that!

As James thought about it, he dumped the so-called sick food into the trash can without hesitation for half a second.

Then, he heard the unbelievably frantic voice of his elder brother Linde behind him: "Fuck you! What the hell are you doing? What are you doing!! I made that for you specially! It took me half an hour! "

Oh, it took a full half an hour, and the result is like this shit?

Ten years later, James really didn't want to quarrel with him.

But at this time, Papa John in the living room exploded.

He stood up abruptly, shouting at the top of his voice: "Lindler, what the hell are you talking about? Whose mother do you want to fuck? That's your mother too!"

What a mess!