walk with jimmy

[nonsense]

I apologize for the bad follow-up of this article.

The original plan was not aggrieved from beginning to end, and the protagonist was always happy.

But in mid-February, my cat passed away, which may have been affected, and my mood plummeted.Until the end of this month, it will be better.

In fact, I didn't care about being sad, and someone gave me a dog (as expected, the best way to heal a broken relationship is to start a new relationship).

Afterwards, the hard drive died again...

I also said that I would give you a popular science band, but the data was lost along with the hard disk, so I am too lazy to look for it again, let’s see if I am in the mood that day.

【Extraordinary talk】

The author has something to say: PS.V chapters are not allowed to post blank chapters, just a few sentences to make up the word count.

Extra episodes are as follows:

— about same-sex love.

Lance: It's no different, I play the guitar and he sings, it's as simple as that.

Jimmy: Same as straight, except you can't get pregnant.

— about brothers.

Lance: Jimmy is my brother, my love.

Jimmy: Bullshit all the time, and I don't want to sleep with Lynd.

- about social networks.

Lance: What kind of idiot would post pictures of himself on the Internet all day long for a group of strangers who don't even know him?

Jimmy: So much fun!I have to send twenty posts a day!Come on, Lance.Look here and have a laugh!

Lance: I'm so pretty, okay!Send it to me, and I'll put it online for everyone to see.

Jimmy: ...

——About the fans.

Lance (contemplating): Fans are still good, but they never know when to do the right thing.For example, I made a mistake last time, and they still applauded desperately.In fact, the fans in recent years have become more and more outrageous!I suspect they didn't come to listen to the music or watch me play the guitar at all, they just wanted to watch me and Jimmy boo.

Jimmy: Fans, everything is fine.But I like pretty girls, not men.Last time there was a male fan who took off his shirt and wrote 'Jimmy I love you' on his chest when he saw me.

——About coming out.

Lance: I don't want to mention it because my mom is heartbroken.But there's nothing I can do, sorry.

Jimmy: Old John said 'he doesn't care what grown-ups choose as long as you don't regret it'; it's Lind who bothers me, he's always trying to mess with Lance.From his point of view, it was Lance who got me wrong...Listen, brother!Your brother is not that stupid, in fact, I took the initiative.What?Why do you ask?Please, if you can find me another girl who is as good-looking as Lance, plays the guitar this well, can make money, and can fight with me, I'll kick him and take that girl.

— about friends.

Lance: There's no need for friends to get too close, right?Everyone should keep a certain distance, so that friendship can last forever.

Jimmy: When I lived by myself, I used to throw the house keys in the flower pot at the door. All my friends knew that they could come in, live in, and play wherever they wanted.

—About acting in a movie.

Lance: Not doing business properly!

Jimmy: It was fun, but Depp said I act like shit.

——About peers.

Lance: Not as good as me.

Jimmy: I like to play with everyone.

—About the hair.

Lance: I wear a hijab because I look better, and I have a good hairline.

Jimmy (shaking his head): Always like a lion with a big mane!

——About plastic surgery.

Lance: I heard about liposuction and facelifts.

Jimmy: Enough is enough!

——About the interview.

Lance: Nothing to say, everything is fine.

Jimmy: I quarrel with Lance every day. He wants to control everything, even his underwear must be placed in a fixed position, preferably folded into the shape of a rose, which is simply abnormal.

——About self-esteem.

Lance: Whilst Jimmy isn't around, uh, isn't it fun playing the guitar?

Jimmy: I'm not very innovative. I'm never going to poke a hole in a slice of bread and cut it off. I'm not going to cut a fucking water bottle. Usually, it's the normal kind of... Fuck!What the hell question.

— about fighting.

Lance: Simple people always like to do it.

Jimmy: If you want to fight, you can.

Theo (disgusted): Jimmy looks fierce, but he is actually a cat with fried hair. His fighting skills can only be said to be average, but he is very aggressive and can bluff people.The really good player on the planet is Baldwin, not to mention Lance.I remember, when we were not well-known in the early years, once, Jimmy was surrounded and beaten, and Lance rushed over to 'hit me first', and then the two of them were beaten together until Baldwin took me to rescue them.

Baldwin: Actually, I'm just a drummer.

——About the documentary.

Lance: The band shoots some videos every year during their tour. A while ago, they hired someone to sort them out and put them on the fee-paying website. They made a lot of money.

Jimmy: Nothing, it's all in the past.

Before watching, fans (excited): Ahhh, the history of the band.

After watching it, fans (disgusted): Oh, shameless love documentary!

——About women's clothing.

Lance: I don't wear them, but I like to see Jimmy in them.

Jimmy: It's the clothes that don't let you be naked. All external descriptions are given by humans blindly.

— about food.

Lance: I don't ask for food, but Jimmy, can you come back earlier next time?Hell, you can eat it as soon as it's hot, why is it hot?

Baldwin: I've never seen anyone in my life blow up a microwave.

Jimmy: I like to eat everything that is delicious!However, usually in the background, the juice candy is mine by default, and no one will steal it.

Theo: Who dares?The bodyguard who accidentally ate a piece of fruit candy from him last time was splashed with water by this unreasonable little shrew, and even pointed at his nose and scolded him.

—About birthdays.

Theo & Baldwin tweeted on time: [Happy birthday, Lance. ]

Jimmy: Forget it.

Theo & Baldwin tweeted on time: [Happy birthday, Jimmy. ]

Lance: Huh, I forgot too.

Fan (heartbroken): Ahhh, are you guys fighting again?Why not wish each other a happy birthday?

Lance: Don't get up so early, you're sleepy.

Jimmy: Serve it right!Who was it that was holding on to me last night?

—About quitting alcohol.

Lance: If you say quit drinking, you must stop drinking, and you are not allowed to drink a glass of wine.

Jimmy: Quitting alcohol does not mean never drinking, but to make people drink properly.

——About smoking cessation.

Lance: No, I look handsome smoking.

Jimmy: To protect my throat, I quit, and occasionally grab Lance's puffs to enjoy myself.

— About football.

Lance (annoyed): I don't want to go to the game with Jimmy for the rest of my life, it's embarrassing!Being watched by the police like a prisoner, as if we were some kind of terrorist.

Jimmy: Long live Liverpool!

— about autobiography.

Lance: Jimmy was a little bit pissed off because I wrote about him in his autobiography being... well, seductive all over the place.But there's nothing wrong with that, that damned Kelvin still claims every day that seeing you makes you hard!

Jimmy: In order to refute Lance's nonsense, write some nonsense that I'm after him.When I got angry, I took the diary as my autobiography.

Fans (surprise): Yeah——! !

— about angels.

Lance: Jimmy is an angel.

Jimmy: Uh... a while ago, a giant muscle angel came to me and apologized, saying that he had misidentified the person, and the person he was looking for was Stewart.

—About Stuart.

Lance: Nice guy.

Jimmy: Nice guy.

Stewart: Fuckoff!Put down the apple pie I just bought, good fucking people deserve to be bullied by you, right?

Lance & Jimmy: Yes!