walk with jimmy

Lance's good mood didn't last long.

On the third day when he moved into James' house, he couldn't take it anymore.

James belongs to the type who lives very casually by himself, casually to sloppy.

Therefore, his house is a mess like a garbage dump, especially the black dog Ji Ji gave birth to a litter of puppies not long ago. As a result, there are almost ten dogs in the house, and the whole room smells like dogs.But the most frightening thing is that some puppies who are a few months old are not sensible, and they will pull a lump at home from time to time.

So, when Lance woke up one day and got out of bed and stepped on dog shit, his whole body collapsed.

He froze for a few seconds, turned around, grabbed the pillow, and slammed the sleeping James.

The poor blond lead singer almost died in the hands of the person next to him because of a pile of shit early in the morning: "Ouch, ouch, don't hit!"

Thus, Stuart encountered the most incredible thing in his life.

His good friend James actually asked him a question in a serious manner: "Can I hand over my beloved daughter to you with confidence? Are you willing to give me your daughter regardless of good times or bad times, wealth, poverty, health, disease, happiness or sorrow? , will love her unreservedly?"

Stuart rudely refused.

He patted James' head, frowned and asked, "Jimmy, did you get up early and hit your head? How do you have a daughter? Even if you have a daughter, you haven't arrived yet, have you?"

"What, she's not even a year old," James said.

The next day, he still gave his daughter to Stu. It was a black and white fur puppy with big round eyes and an innocent and ignorant face.

Stuart took the dog dumbfounded.

Afterwards, under Lance's fuss, James gave away several puppies one after another. Of course, they were all friends who had visited them, and they had money, time, energy and love for dogs.

Then, Lance took the black dog Gigi to have it neutered, and hired a bunch of people to clean the room, and all the crevices where dirt and dirt were hidden were all cleaned up; he also hired a gardener to tidy up the yard, and plans to Signed up for the 'Best Garden in the Neighborhood' contest; also cleaned out James' closet, throwing all the messy, outdated, seldom-worn clothes into the trash.

In the face of these upheavals...

James privately wrote in his diary: [I am like a bachelor who has married a wife, pain and happiness.Hey, tired!What are you fussing about?Have a good time! ]

In addition to life changes.

In terms of career, the two have also undergone a little change.

Now, James is serious about playing music with the Black Dogs. He no longer scolds Lance traitors all day long like he did in previous years, and he always looks like he is upset about the disbandment of the planet. I usually don't bother to pay attention to the media's instigation, and become silent;

But what's interesting is that Lance, who used to swear at nothing, began to speak out frequently.While he was performing with a cardboard Jimmy, he began to shamelessly brag about his lover: "I have never seen a singer as good as Jimmy"; "Others sing with their voices, but Jimmy uses his soul"; "Jimmy sings The note is bigger than the energy of an atomic bomb'; 'Jimmy is so good, I just want to play guitar for Jimmy'.

You know, since his debut, Lance has been known as an arrogant and conceited bastard.

Now, he actually let go of his airs, stretched out his hand for peace, and blew Jimmy into the sky, but Jimmy had no intention of returning to the planet at all. What kind of sadomasochistic story is this?

Many fans shed tears for this.

Then, the Black Dogs broke up.

suddenly!

It was a bolt from the blue!

But sometimes, things happen so unexpectedly.

In the beginning, the drummer Aibei relapsed from an old injury. He fell off the mobile stage that year. For the next performance of the naughty boy, and to compete with his opponents for the position, he did not take his injuries seriously.Unexpectedly, the relapse would be even more serious after a few years. The doctor suggested that he should recuperate for a year or two, so that he could recover completely; then, Doyle, the lead singer of the adventure group, came back after learning black magic (James: What the fuck? thing?), once again extended the hand of magical friendship to the bassist Sanderson;

Finally, when Stewart was chatting, he said to Jimmy: "I want to make a solo album."

Later, he explained aggrievedly that he had no other intentions, and he didn't want to quit the black dog. He just wanted to sing because he was so quiet.But considering that his music style is different from that of James, that's why I wanted to make one alone.

But James was mistaken.

Just like what Lance said when he complained about his grievances: "You just say that I am hypocritical and difficult to serve, but why don't you say that Jimmy will disown his relatives when he loses his temper?" '

However, according to the feedback from the staff who have been with the two for many years: neither of them is a good bird.

In short, when James heard Stewart's words of "unknown meaning", he got angry, ran away on the spot, stopped playing the music, and directly threw the guitar in his hand to the ground with a "bang", shook his hand and walked away without any shame: "Stop fucking Nonsense, if you want to get out, get out."

Stuart froze.

When he reacted, he was so angry that he could hardly speak, thinking to himself, 'How can you be such a bastard!How can such a jerk'!

A few months later, James figured out the misunderstanding and immediately called him to apologize. He was not sincere enough once, so he planned to call him again.

But at the first time, Stuart forgave him very softly: "Okay, it's okay, don't do this next time."

But anyway.

The Black Dog Band, which has been formed for two or three years, has finally come to an end.

However, compared to the disbandment of the planetary band that made thousands of people cry, the Black Dog band is a silent disbandment.

With little news from the outside world, the members quietly parted ways.

But because the band's members are such a hodgepodge, fans are relatively calm.

While lamenting the 'change in the world', they began to secretly look forward to Jimmy's return to the planet.

But James didn't mean that at all.

He is eager for fresh elements and more interesting music. As for the planet, he is not in the mood to go back yet.

And Lance is calm now.

He recently felt that Cardboard Jimmy was very nice, he could kiss casually without worrying about being beaten.

At the same time, in this year, the music market ushered in another great change.

Sean Parker, the future founder of Facebook, teamed up with a talent named Sean Fanning to come up with a software called Napster.This software is the earliest online music service. It has a powerful search function and can search almost all MP3 audio files on the Internet.

Before that, although music could be converted to MP3 format, people could only communicate with each other in a small area without a unified platform. Now, a new resource exchange platform has finally been officially established.

From then on, one person can buy records, upload and share them, and multiple people can download them.

Who wants to spend money if it can be free?Hardly anyone buys records anymore.

This software completely subverts the music pattern of the whole world.

Even if the record company takes them to court with 'infringement', there is still no way to stop the rapid development of the network download mode.

Times are different.

Music is worthless.

The music market will enter a cold winter in the next few years.

And, until a new order is re-established in the market, no one's record can be sold at a bid.

Countless musicians felt helpless about this, and lamented more or less in some public places, "Spicy chicken MP3 ruined records, a bunch of idiots on the Internet, what will the future of music look like?" '.

Stuart, who has always been a bit unreal, was even more puzzled by this.

This person has been very unlucky. Let’s not talk about how unjust he was implicated in the British dispute earlier. Let’s just say that now, he finally cheered up and wanted to make a solo album. First, he angered James, which indirectly led to the disbandment of Black Dog, and then , and encountered great changes in the music industry, the record could not be sold, and the whole person was at a loss.

Therefore, he said so confusedly in an interview: "I don't reject the emergence of new things. The MP3 audio mode and music platform are indeed more convenient, and let more people without conditions enjoy the joy of music. Ben is a good thing. What I really struggle to understand is that some conditional people would rather spend ten quid on some junk food than two quid on a record. I'm not saying everyone buys it My records, I mean all records. Good music can bring about a huge change in people, and even change the fate of a person's life, while junk food will only make people fat, ugly, diabetic and high blood pressure. So , why don’t you choose to buy a record with better sound quality than MP3, which you like, and which is cheaper, to appreciate and collect?”

Lance had little to say at this stage.

But he did one thing.

This matter, in the words of James: [You can never imagine how smart Lance is. ]

He invested a group of professionals to study how to improve audio quality.

When all traditional musicians are still clinging to the record mode and unilaterally dislike the poor sound quality of MP3, Lance has already started to improve the sound quality: "The emergence of the Internet will definitely destroy many industries. Instead of following the old ways and complaining, it is better to get involved, accumulate capital, and try to grab a share of the new industry.”

However, compared with this group of ambitious guys, James, who has always been lacking in aggressiveness, was very idle in the days after the Black Dogs disbanded.

To what extent is he idle?

Run to participate in community football games, and play football with a bunch of uncles with an average age of almost [-]. You can't score by yourself.

If it wasn't for the way he would smirk shyly at people every time he fell on the grass, with shiny green eyes and sharp canine teeth, he was so cute, these old men would have been so annoyed that they didn't want to take him to play.

Such a long time of doing nothing.

When the fans basically believed that 'he just has a hard mouth and saves face, and sooner or later he will reunite with Lance and return to the planet'...

James is suddenly hooked up by Joker guitarist Kelvin.

The guitarist who used to "confess Jimmy" as his daily job finally came back after disappearing for many years.

Not long ago, the lead singer of the Joker band was tired of the band mode and decided to go solo.

Therefore, Kelvin, the second guitarist in the band, became the leader of the band. In order not to let the band disband, he had to find another lead singer. As Jimmy’s fan for many years, it goes without saying that No. 1 was chosen when looking for a lead singer. .

After thinking about it for a few seconds, James thought about the members of the Joker Band, who were pretty good and had dealt with them before, so he agreed to give it a try.

But when he greeted his new job happily and ran to the clown band, he was dumbfounded.

Exaggerated false eyelashes, shiny metallic eyeshadow, flaming red lips, high heels...

The second force Kelvin actually changed the clown band into a drag band, and the team name was changed from the clown to Badgirl (bad girl).