Rebirth to dominate the film and television industry

It seems that after Xu Simiao discovered that sending letters is more effective than sending flowers, he began to unilaterally become Han Xun's pen pal.

"Dear Han Xun, today I got a new hot air balloon, do you want to come back and try?"

"Honey, the anticipation for "I Don't Want to Work" on the Internet is unprecedented, even Rex said he wants to see it."

"Dear Xunxun, it seemed very cold yesterday, I wonder if you are not used to living in a hotel."

"myhoney (my sweetheart), tomorrow is the screening of the movie, are you really not inviting me?"

Xu Simiao's letters would appear before Han Xun's eyes every day, and he was surrounded by bodyguards sent by Xu Simiao, so it couldn't be more convenient to deliver the letters.

However, Han Xun did not reply.

Even if it was an on-demand screening, he didn't give Xu Simiao a ticket mercilessly.

After all, he is not Xu Simiao's honey, and he has never read this letter.

The screening of "I Don't Want to Go to Work" was so loud that almost all well-known film critics were invited.

This is the work of national treasure-level director Wen Heshan. Even if it is just an urban love and gender-swapping film, it cannot erase the fact that it is the work of director Wen Heshan.

All the promotional posters and materials at the screening venue had "Screenwriter Han Xun" printed on the same position. Every time the media entered the venue and saw the words on these posters, they would smack their tongues and say, "How can this screenwriter be so good?" , actually tied with Wen Lao."

However, once the film opens, they ask themselves questions.

This is a movie directed by Wen Heshan, but it is completely Han Xun's jokes and style.

99% of the media people present who had been amused by "Green Heroes" laughed again in the movie theater and almost died.

This movie is completely nonsense, spoof, and anti-Mary Sue. Every plot can find the shadow of countless classic plots, but such ordinary lines and predictable development, why is it so funny!

With Cen Jiahao's breakdown in the screening room, there was a burst of laughter. Everyone based their joy on his pain, and there was no sympathy at all.

Who told him to be Cen Jiahao? It was right to have a miserable life.

Um?What Qiao Jiexi?That's Cen Jiahao!

Excellent actors play the role, even with the halo of the actress, Qiao Jiexi's every move makes people think of Cen Jiahao who has no face and no skin.

After the movie is screened, you can see the impressions of countless professional film critics and enthusiastic audiences.

"I came in with the mood of watching a Wenheshan movie, and then went out with a smile of watching "Green Forest Heroes"."

"Wen Heshan broke through himself, Qiao Jiexi broke through himself, Song Jian proved himself, but Han Xun has not changed, he is still himself. Because the last time I laughed out loud was when I was watching "Green Forest Heroes" in front of TV, Han Xun Teacher, I accept."

"You can see all kinds of dog blood routines, and then it reverses;

You can see the world-class actress, and then she cried;

You can meet a handsome local tyrant, and then he stands on the edge of the cliff and holds your hand tightly. When you are so grateful that you can't wait to give him your body, he asks: Are you going to work?If I don’t go to work, I let go.jpg”

"Life is already so difficult, but fortunately, Mr. Han is still the same Mr. Han who wrote "Green Forest Heroes".

If you want to sell Amway with a sentence that does not involve spoilers, it must be-this movie is as funny as "Green Heroes", if it is not funny, I will see you first! ! ! "

In the writings of drug testers from various spots, "Green Forest Heroes" has become the word with the highest appearance rate.

With the fame of "Green Forest Heroes", the onlookers who don't believe in the recommendation of the soft article are full of curiosity about this movie.

They hope that this movie can be as interesting as "Heroes of the Green Forest", instead of marketing the feelings of classic sitcoms and deceiving their feelings.

However, these compliments that do not involve spoilers undoubtedly gave them a shot in the arm.

The screening ended, the premiere came, and the audience held movie tickets. Before they entered the theater, all kinds of harsh words appeared on Weibo before watching the movie.

——If the movie is not good, I will never buy a premiere ticket for a movie written by Han Xun in my next life!

——It must not be a bad movie, I specially asked for leave to watch it, and told 1 colleagues "I want to watch it because I don't want to go to work, la la la", I don't want to be the No. [-] bad movie on leave.

——I believe in Teacher Han, in case Teacher Han lied to me, Teacher Han's face value-1000

——I must watch Lao Wen’s movies!I have the tissues ready!Whether to cry or laugh this time is up to Mr. Wen!

To be honest, everyone is worried. These days, no one's golden signboard is easy to use. Famous directors will show off their skills, famous movie stars will accept bad dramas for money, and famous screenwriters will use brain-twitching swords.

Watching a movie premiere is like unpacking chocolate, they never know what it tastes like and whether it has expired.

However, anxiously waiting for the opening, the seriousness of the movie started in less than 2 minutes, and the comedy is most suitable for everyone to indulge in the plot.

Cen Jiahao looked terrified, and An Yi frowned slightly. In the very Wen Heshan-style opera dubbing, the two protagonists switched genders in slow motion, and embarked on a love journey of "unromantic" that was neither funny nor funny.

When the first batch of viewers came out, I searched and I didn’t want to go to work, either hahahaha or the screenwriter sincerely did not deceive me.

The said romantic comedy is really a comedy hahaha.

The audience laughed until they died!The audience waiting for the film review looked at the full screen hahaha and felt that they had taken a laughing drug, and involuntarily showed a mysterious smile infected by hahaha.

Audiences who need serious film reviews finally found an understandable Amway among all kinds of hahaha feedback.

However, this Amway is full of the vicissitudes of adults.

"If you love work and don't feel comfortable not working overtime, I recommend you to watch "I Don't Want to Work", because those who work hard will finally have money and power.

If you don't like to work and dream of living a life of eating and dying, I also recommend you to watch "I Don't Want to Work", because dreams of people like you have come true. "

People who dream of eating and waiting to die eat Amway, and finally buy movie tickets excitedly, ready to go to the theater to realize their dreams.

However, when they walked out of the cinema, they sighed——

Teacher Han, are you a devil?

Why did Mary Sue wake me up after waking up my youthful and ignorant dreams, and then slapped me awake and told me: Only those who work hard can their dreams come true!Beep beep.

Everyone's evaluation of "I Don't Want to Go to Work" is very consistent. People who don't want to go to work walk into the movie theater full of hope and motivation for work, and people who work hard walk into the movie theater with smiles and tears. It's a worthwhile trip.

There is no preaching, no benevolence and justice in the world. Even in the end, Cen Jiahao is still the Cen Jiahao who does not want to go to work, and An Yi is still the serious work An Yi. The movie does not intend to make people think and persuade people to go to work. The sky is falling apart, the sea is dry and the rocks are rotten. I only sigh that the years are quiet and you have not changed.

The audience has been fully respected, and they only need to enjoy the joyous atmosphere in the cinema, and their originally tense nerves will become more and more relaxed as the plot unfolds.

Very good, although it was bloody, but there was no sudden awkward talk about the principles of life, even the general manager who urged Cen Jiahao to work hard was choked by Cen Jiahao and had nothing to say.

The movie puts itself in the right place from start to finish: I'm just a comedy why should I teach you to be human?You are all alone.

However, this movie is really Mary Sue!

Why does the domineering president fall in love with me and become me to save myself here!

Why did the hero's mother take money to slap his own son in the face!

Why does everyone in the company watch the male protagonist flirt (?) and almost fall in love with this female-looking and male-spirited drama?!

Although Qiao Jiexi is the leading actor, the majority of male compatriots feel that there is too little sense of sight for eating soft rice. The male fans wailed, Mr. Han, can you write a non-sexual Jack Su, the kind of super rich and beautiful woman Surrounding, the kind of su ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The box office on the first day has already had a very high starting point due to the main promotion of pre-sales by people who eat melons from all walks of life.

In the evening, the movie lineup was in full swing, and the venue was full. Amid the wailing of office workers, "I Don't Want to Go to Work" had a box office of over [-] million at its premiere, jumping to the top of the list.

With good word-of-mouth and feedback, the evening shows on the second and third days were all full. "I'm Not Going to Work" captured the hearts of the working people. But conditions do not allow!

Now I can see people who are living the life of their dreams, under the pressure and threats of life, they will go to work as a whole, and they will feel a burst of hee hee without conscience.

The world is real and horrible, so I had to laugh three times to show my respect hahaha!

A leading actor who can play opposite Qiao Jiexi without falling behind naturally attracts attention.

Although in the whole movie, the status of the actress is like this, this and this, but when Cen Jiahao dressed up carefully and slapped his fiancée in person with extravagance, Qiao Jiexi's beauty was fully displayed in the movie , because of the strong contrast, she is even more beautiful.

This lucky man who made up a CP with the big fairy, Song Jian, right?

Originally, the name of this person could not be found, but the search list soared all the way, the number of fans skyrocketed, the deserted Weibo with one or two likes, suddenly the traffic burst, the comments were full of "I don't want to go to work" lines, and there were passing by Color control stamp certification.

Audiences who haven't watched the domestically-produced domineering president for a long time finally regained their youthful and ignorant heartbeat in this person.

After all, the An Yi he played is completely the cold and proud president who is as handsome as a fake!

Compared with Qiao Jiexi's Cen Jiahao, he is not straight at all!

Even though "I Don't Want to Go to Work" broke into the holiday season with many films, it still became the biggest BMW, leading the [-]st place.

Overwhelming media recommendations, various hot searches on Weibo, and audiences and film critics have given this film enough face.

Just kidding, directed by Wen Heshan, written by Han Xun, starring Qiao Jiexi, supporting by Tong Wei, with such a big celebrity, no matter how boastful he is, he will never have a chance in this life!

"Although Cen Jiahao doesn't have any skills, it seems like that when he slaps his fiancée and top-notch colleagues in the face."

"He's just a peacock. Even when he becomes a woman, he doesn't forget to show off the peacock."

"Hey, when An Yi came to support him, it was so cool to see, and An Yi is also too handsome, I bent over."

"Strictly speaking, you don't want to be bent if you like comfort... When she is so domineering, she is a man!"

"This may be the most confused movie I chose on the wall. I like An Yi very much, but after watching Emmm Qiao, who has Cen Jiahao's soul in the shell, I changed to liking Cen Jiahao (face), but when I think of him He's a good-for-nothing president, and emmm..."

"Come and like Xiao Qiao! We, Xiao Qiao, can act as a fairy on the top and can play a rascal on the bottom, so there is no role she can't play qaq"

"Hahaha I'm sorry, I'm afraid that when I see Qiao Yinghou's photo now, she will turn into a good-looking Cen Jiahao in the next second, and the domineering president's first-class straight man is ready to flirt hahaha!"

The topic of "I don't want to go to work" remains hot, the box office is rising steadily, and the most crowded advertising screens in major squares are showing the trailer of "I don't want to go to work".

Touching propaganda words can be seen everywhere——

Boss, "I don't want to go to work"!