Rebirth to dominate the film and television industry

The one-sentence preview of "I Don't Want to Go to Work" quickly spread across the major ticket circles. Countless netizens who were waiting for the movie turned their eyes white, their souls came out of their bodies, like walking dead.

"No wonder it's called "I Don't Want to Go to Work". This kind of declaration by a ruthless capitalist makes me want to howl. I don't want to go to work."

"It's over, our boss will have a new slogan soon, let me show you [picture], he is already contacting an advertising company to make a banner!"

"The student dog shed tears of joy. Fortunately, we don't have to go to work. The earthquake, mountain torrent and tsunami must be a holiday."

"Hey, go do your homework. Sooner or later there will be a day when you cry and don't want to go to work. If you don't believe me, look up, God will spare you."

The terrible movie promotion quickly created countless meme albums.

Under the portraits of world-renowned capitalists, clear words are used to inform every working dog of the horror of "I don't want to go to work".

Even Sorry Shuangxia kept up with the rhythm of "I Don't Want to Go to Work" by relying on the animation.

——Okay, even if you don’t want to go to work anymore, you still have to clock in every day. After all, I am your boss.

——The boss is amazing!

——Sorry, the boss can do whatever he wants.

——Tell him to work overtime every day.

——Every day plus every day.

The history of blood and tears of human beings is written in the emoticons, and everyone expressed why "I don't want to go to work" issued a voice trailer, which caused irreversible and huge damage to our young hearts!

However, there are many traitors.

Some guys who are addicted to eating melons, their souls have been blinded by the two handsome, handsome, young and gay bosses of Angus Film and Television x Ross Investment.

"Hehehe, if I can see such handsome bosses as Daniel and Xu Simiao every day at work, I will go to work every day, follow after get off work, and take the initiative to work overtime, hehehe."

Everyone looked at it, and another nympho went crazy, shaking his head and said, "Look at your brain, maybe you can become fish feed in the pond of the rich family."

No matter how beautiful Daniel Rose is, he can only be seen from a distance but must be played up close.

As for Xu Simiao...the name grass has an owner, and his brain is not very good and he went bankrupt. Forget it, let's not dismantle this pair of fateful mandarin ducks.

However, Xu Simiao is the only bitter mandarin duck that everyone agrees with.

If Han Xun said to ignore him, then he really ignored him. Even if he could know Han Xun's movements through the bodyguard every day, he would not get a response from Han Xun.

In the past, Han Xun's daily life consisted of eating, sleeping, and writing scripts, and he would reply to Xu Simiao's message when he was done.

Now, he didn't reply to messages after he was busy, and refused to answer the phone call directly, and he didn't mean to talk to Xu Simiao at all.

Seeing Xu Simiao's serious expression, Rex promised obediently, "Daniel, I really apologized to Han Xun. If you don't believe me, listen to the recording."

Xu Simiao listened carefully. If Rex's tone was an apology, Han Xun was either deaf or turned into a holy father.

However, Han Xun never cared about Rex's arrogant temper.

This time, his anger was completely caused by the "marriage" point.

Xu Simiao just wanted to persuade his younger brother to come back with peace of mind, and he just told a lie about forming a family, but it happened that the only suitable partner was Han Xun.

He acquiesced vaguely.

In the end, Rex, a fool, sold him backhand, so what's the use of apologizing?

Xu Simiao once promised not to play with Han Xun anymore, but when Rex arrived in China, Xu Simiao couldn't hold back for a while, and the two played together.

He didn't clarify in the first time, he didn't take care of his younger brother in the first time, he didn't return Teacher Han's innocence in the first time, and he let the situation worsen.

In the end, Mr. Han personally explained and clarified the misunderstanding to Rex.

Rex was satisfied, it turned out that his brother was not blinded by the man.

But Xu Simiao was in a predicament, out of luck.

Why did he get carried away and annoy Han Xun?

Because of Han Xun's frankness, Rex is in a very good mood, and even thinks that Han Xun is really a good person.

He didn't ask for anything in return after helping Xu Simiao in distress, he just made a joke with himself.

Seeing Xu Simiao's sad face, Rex, who was in a happy mood, volunteered, "Daniel, since you're joking too, I'll go to Han Xun to explain."

Explain what?

Explain that if you commit a crime knowingly, the crime will be increased?

Xu Simiao glanced at him, raised his hand and said, "Go to work."

Annoyed Xu Simiao finally discovered Rex's only benefit, helping him to go to work to atone for his sins and set him free.

Xu Simiao, who is free, spends all day thinking about how to win back Han Xun's heart.

Because he felt that there was no sound of typing from the little scriptwriter at home, and the whole villa was suddenly deserted, and the whole villa became empty.

Usually, Han Xun sits on the sofa writing scripts, and he just watches movies, getting along harmoniously, and the atmosphere is warm.

Thinking about it now, Xu Simiao's heart is full of nostalgia.

How to soothe Han Xun's fluffy hair...

Xu Simiao thought about it, and Han Xun must have been more disgusted by besieging him face to face, so he can only play romance!

After finishing the filming work of the crew, the film has entered the stage of editing review and scheduling for release. Han Xun changed his normal routine and followed Wenheshan to the theaters to socialize, meet various reviewers and publicity giants, and learn the follow-up process of the film.

Today in Dongcheng, tomorrow in Shajiang, anyway, he is too busy to touch the ground, so he doesn't need to think about Xu Simiao's anger.

Once again, the meeting with the local theaters was over. As soon as Han Xun and Wen Heshan walked into the hotel, the front desk lady came over with a bouquet of roses.

The 99 bright red roses are particularly eye-catching in the hands of beautiful women in uniforms.

Almost everyone's eyes followed her, until she walked up to Han Xun with a smile on her face and said, "Mr. Han, your flower."

The people around looked surprised and muttered in a low voice. We have seen many scenes of giving flowers to women.

It was the first time I saw such a big bouquet of roses for a man.

The lady at the front desk smiled softly, so Han Xun naturally couldn't take the lady's face off.

He said thank you and took the flowers.

He just checked in last night, and there are flowers today, so he can figure out who it is with his feet.

Wen Heshan looked kindly, and said, "It turns out that you young people like to send roses to express your welcome."

Han Xun just held the bouquet and looked for it, and saw the card hidden inside: Honey, I'm sorry for Rex's rudeness...

The straight man's brain is really simple and easy to understand.

Han Xun took off the card, sent the rose back to the front desk of the hotel, placed it in front of the beautiful receptionist, and said, "Thank you for your warm reception, and I will give it to you."

Borrowing flowers to offer Buddha is very easy.

The receptionists at the front desk were surprised. Someone sent flowers to the famous screenwriter Han Xun by name, but the other party refused and forwarded them to them!

Leaving the front desk and walking towards the elevator, Wen Heshan laughed out loud and asked, "Why, did you quarrel with Xiao Xu?"

Han Xun said with a relaxed mood: "We broke up."

Finally, he didn't have to act with Xu Simiao, he felt free.

At this time, Xu Simiao's straight male attributes are fully exposed.

Send roses?When he is an ignorant girl?

It took less than half a minute for Han Xun to give the flowers to the front desk lady before Xu Simiao received the message.

In the photos sent back by the bodyguards, you can clearly see Han Xun's expression: He is not at all interested in this bouquet of flowers, and even feels a little disgusted.

Don't like flowers?That would be difficult.

Xu Simiao couldn't find a suitable method of atonement on the Internet. Among the ways of apologizing, the ones that received the most praise were either sending flowers and gifts, or "fighting at the head of the bed and getting together at the end of the bed, and having sex with any conflict."

For the former, Xu Simiao promised that what he gave was not a rose but a gift, and Han Xun would throw it into the trash can in the next second.

As for the latter, just thinking about it, Xu Simiao felt that he might be physically castrated by Han Xun.

It's a bit cooler down there.

Rex moved the company's documents back to the villa and continued to verify the data. Seeing that his brother was so troubled, he seriously proposed: "Daniel, why do you need to seek his forgiveness? Anyway, he has no business talent and will not help you in your career. , You wouldn't even pay attention to people like this before."

"Shut up." Xu Simiao picked up the orange and peeled the skin off Serex's mouth, "You're just a younger brother."

I don't understand Han Xun's skills at all.

Han Xun is completely different from those people before. He swears that only Han Xun in this world can get along with him happily and never hate each other.

Xu Simiao has had brief encounters with many people, and they all have pleasing and handsome appearance, good character, and excellent knowledge.

However, after getting along, they are boring and flattering.

Han Xun was very different, he was never boring, even if he flattered himself, it would only make him feel excited, proud and satisfied, wishing he could boast again, more sincerely.

Xu Simiao recalled every detail of how he got along with Han Xun. After thinking about it, he always felt that something was not right.

He smirked, "I'm not in love with him, am I?"

Rex held the document and retorted seriously, "Impossible, he's a man."

Xu Simiao thought: "Then I should really fall in love with him."

Rex: ...

Rex frowned, and said in a solemn tone: "Daniel, are you joking? I don't agree!"

Xu Simiao raised his chin slightly, and said arrogantly: "It's your turn to speak? You are the culprit. Take out a piece of letter paper and write a letter of apology to Han Xun. Please write it in both Chinese and English. If you are not qualified, rewrite it. .”

Taking the letter of apology written by Rex himself, Xu Simiao drove to the hotel and squatted outside, but did not dare to appear in front of Han Xun suddenly.

He was indeed joking.

Xu Simiao didn't know what he wanted, he just hoped that Han Xun would not be angry.

Love and not love, it seems that they are not suitable for them, and it is not the secondary disease of hypoxia in the adolescent brain. Isn't it naive to talk about "love" at any time?

Xu Simiao was well prepared, even thinking about her speech.

First, I apologize for Rex's rudeness.

Second, I brought Rex's handwritten letter of apology, and I hope you will forgive me.

Third, I'll wait for you to read the letter. If you have anything you want to scold Rex or say to him, I can convey it to you.

Fourth, it's getting late, I'll go back tomorrow morning.

It's seamless, it's perfect.

Proud Xu Simiao waited for Han Xun in the hotel lobby.

When the screenwriter and crew members came in from the outside together, he didn't notice the eye-catching Mr. Xu immediately.

Liu Ye was still arranging the relevant procedures of the screening ceremony, and suddenly asked: "Should we send tickets to President Xu for our screening? After all, he is the big boss."

"No need." Han Xun seemed rather ruthless, "He wants to buy it for himself."

Xu Simiao, who was about to walk over: ...

You won't give me a movie ticket? !Am I still your big boss? !

"Cough." Xu Simiao put away his surprised expression and said aloud, "Mr. Han and Producer Liu are good evening."

"Hello, Mr. Xu." Liu Ye was very happy to finally see his immediate boss again.

He said: "Mr. Xu, our movie is scheduled to be screened ten days before the premiere, and today we have confirmed the screening time in ten cities. There are more, so we announced that we have contacted..."

Liu Ye chattered and poured out a bunch of work arrangements, waiting for instructions from the big boss.

Xu Simiao didn't want to hear a word, so she just nodded and said yes, you arrange it.

He only has Han Xun in his eyes.

However, Han Xun only had indifference in his eyes.

With such a resisting attitude from Han Xun, Xu Simiao knew at a glance that he was acting on purpose, with repulsion on his brows, wishing that he would disappear immediately.

Xu Simiao cannot disappear.

Sometimes when he is too obedient, Han Xun will run away.

"I'll deliver the letter." Xu Simiao took out the envelope with a smile, "Han Xun, don't always treat me so coldly, I will be sad."

Han Xun snorted coldly, sure enough Xu Simiao didn't reflect on himself, and still had this frivolous attitude.

"I accept the letter." Han Xun didn't intend to invite Xu Simiao into the room for a while.

He took the letter, stood there looking directly at Xu Simiao, and said, "Boss Xu will go home early, goodbye."

Han Xun was not surprised to see Xu Simiao.

How could this gentleman let go of his temper quietly.

But he never thought that he would receive a letter.

Accustomed to text messages and emails on mobile phones, he has not been exposed to such traditional and retro things for a long time.

What's more, the envelope was sealed with sealing wax, and the familiar Ailov family emblem was printed on it.

A letter as delicate as an invitation, from Rex Ailov.

He wrote: "Dear Han Xun, I am very sorry for being so rude to you, which made you feel uncomfortable. I sincerely apologize to you and hope that the unhappiness between us can be reduced. I have deeply reflected on my blind belief in news reports. I apologize for the rude temptation I made to you before, and I promise not to make the same mistake again. So, can you forgive me and Daniel by the way?"

Followed by beautiful English cursive, the same content was transcribed again.

Han Xun was not angry with Rex.

In his eyes, the handsome young man with blond hair and blue eyes just listened to the rumors from the outside world and reacted in a normal way, which did not exceed Han Xun's tolerance limit.

However, he will never forgive Xu Simiao.

Freezing three feet does not happen overnight, he and Xu Simiao should have parted ways long ago.

After a long wait, "I Don't Want to Go to Work" finally announced the premiere date, and announced that it will hold a small-scale screening and start simultaneous pre-sales. "Go to Work", [-] on-demand movie tickets will be drawn out according to the popularity of the topic.

The full version of the trailer of "I Don't Want to Go to Work" finally embodies the elements of a comedy film. With the ins and outs and Qiao Yinghou's perfect collapsed expression, everyone's fear of the capitalist declaration finally turned into a hahaha.

The serious trailer is so funny, everyone bought tickets without hesitation.

The pre-sale of "I Don't Want to Go to Work" broke through one million in one day, and the speed was so fast that there were even enthusiastic viewers who bought several tickets

He happily marked each ticket:

This is the Su Wang slap ticket I bought.

This is the Daniel Rose face value ticket I bought.

This is the Yangou ticket for Fairy Qiaojiexi I bought.

This is the fan ticket I bought for my favorite teacher Han Xun.

He posted countless copies in one go, and hey hey hey, he posted on the circle official blog, participated in the fan ticket giveaway activity and asked - can I send a screening ticket, I want to take a photo with Mr. Han to sign!

Because the ticket giving event is full of like-minded people, everyone is looking for a password, hey hey, brushing everyone's event impressions, giving a thumbs up to the declaration that suits their wishes, and harvesting a few more like-minded people by the way.

Suddenly, they saw "Xu Simiao" in the fan topic!

Young Master Xu's Weibo has always been very active.

Expose the sun, sand and sea in the bankruptcy life, and tell the people that the bankruptcy of the rich is not bankruptcy.

But they didn't expect that Xu Dashao joined the fans' screening activity.

He wrote affectionately: "I have witnessed the birth and formation of the idea of ​​this love script. Every quarrel and confession in it has warm memories for me. I hope that all persistent feelings in the world can be fulfilled. Including Crying 'I don't want to go to work' can also make dreams come true one day."

Mr. Xu is out, how could he not be noticed.

The comments were forwarded and liked three times in a row, and the people who don't know the truth are still eating melons, hehehe, Mr. Xu really loves our Teacher Han.

Come to force the dog food again.

Real name envy Teacher Han.

The melon fans are excited, but the staff of "I don't want to go to work" are in a dilemma.

The news that Mr. Han and Mr. Xu broke up has spread to everyone.

In order to avoid minefields in daily conversations, everyone will take special care not to bring Mr. Xu out of the stage when talking about topics.

However, the affectionate appearance shown in this Weibo content is obviously an unforgettable old relationship with Mr. Xu.

The staff are very puzzled.

Is this Mr. Xu cheating on him and caught him in bed, or is Mr. Han feeling weak and thinks Mr. Xu is in the way?

In less than half an hour, Mr. Xu's affectionate confession was on the hot search, and the comments were all "show affection", "marry him", "sixun husband and wife give sugar again", seeing that Mr. Xu has become the No.1 exclusive event for fans, The staff look extremely panicked.

Producer Liu conveyed Mr. Han's order, and no one is allowed to send tickets to Mr. Xu.

But Mr. Xu came to participate in the fan ticket giveaway event and angrily beat the top of the list, suddenly making the staff bald.

Offending Mr. Han by giving the ticket, and offending Mr. Xu by not giving the ticket.

Between an admirable screenwriter and Mr. Xu who pays for food, he chooses the best of both worlds.

When the results of the event were announced, "I Don't Want to Go to Work" officially sent out the names of the winning fans and said——

"Congratulations to the following friends who have been selected for the free ticket session, because Xu is always our internal staff, so if you are selected, you will not get a free ticket, and you will get an extra one~"

In the attached picture, Xu Simiao's affectionate confession is firmly at the top of the list, but no votes are given.

Do internal staff use face cards, no tickets?

Xu Simiao, who tried another way to cheat tickets and failed, deeply doubted that if he entered the arena with his face, according to Han Xun's temper, he would be able to sit on the ground and watch the whole movie.

Alas, my screenwriter is so fierce.

Especially Han Xun.