New news appeared on Weibo of Angus Film and Television Company: The latest masterpiece "I Don't Want to Go to Work" by Han Xun, the best screenwriter of the Golden Crane Award, has been confirmed to be directed by Wen Heshan, so look forward to it.

No more than 140 characters, stop a war that cannot see the smoke of gunpowder.

The directors who were about to quarrel over the script fell silent. They had a good relationship, and they were testing each other, starting the snatching mode.There are very few good scripts these days, and a veteran like Han Xun who writes high-quality masterpieces is naturally the focus of intense attention in the industry.

As a result, the producer Fang Angus Film and Television ceased the battle with one sentence, and the directors who were fiercely competing were left speechless.

Wen Heshan, the guy, couldn't get their turn anyway, and the defeat was convincing.

The director wept silently, while Wen Heshan was high-key happy.

He forwarded the news of Angus Films and Television on Weibo, and excitedly wrote - I can finally shoot Xiao Han's script, this is a very interesting urban romantic comedy, everyone must not miss it!Hee hee O(≧▽≦)O

Fans who have long been accustomed to the character of the old naughty boy were stunned.

Still hee hee?Still O(≧▽≦)O?Elder Wen is acting cute again!How happy is this?

But, but...

"Who can tell me, what kind of broken name is this?"

Fans were shocked by the name of the new movie, how such a straightforward name would appear in Wen Heshan's list of directed movies in the future.

As a national-level director, every movie he shoots is full of vicissitudes of history and the impermanence of the years. The height and depth have entered the field of art. "The Origin of Buddha", one can tell at a glance that the movie is full of deep souls, which can torture the nerves of the viewers at any time.

Now, he is going to shoot "I Don't Want to Go to Work".

The question marks in the comments pierced through the screen, and everyone broke down and shouted: Mr. Wen, think twice!

Fans of Wenheshan collapsed, but the general public was very curious.

The five words "I don't want to go to work" are almost engraved in my heart, and I can't get rid of it. I can write a history of the struggle of the poor people at any time, including the cry of sincerity, no matter how miserable it is.

But, can it also be made into a movie?

With trust in the screenwriter of the Golden Crane Award, netizens are extra tolerant.

"I... suddenly want to see what Teacher Han wrote. It must be different from the dead house I thought, lying on the bed, eating and waiting to die, and then really died."

"As a working dog, it is possible to walk into the cinema without hesitation because of the name of the movie, and then post the ticket stubs in the circle of friends."

"This kind of title is really... I imagined that the protagonist didn't want to go to work so he resigned, and spent limited time on an infinite boring journey. However, since it is Han Xun's script, it must be the same as "Green Forest Heroes" Anti-routine."

"I must watch this movie! I must watch it! Just for this title, I present a song for everyone with tears in my eyes: I don't want to, I don't want to go to work, there will be no winter and summer vacation after work, I don't want to, I don't want to want to Going to work, after going to work, the soul will be in a shackle! Teacher Han and I have a soul resonance! No matter how bad this film is, I will watch it!"

The people's reaction to the new movie was very consistent. The title captured everyone's goodwill, and the vast number of working people living under the shadow of going to work and overtime found a new outlet.

However, the confusion about the new movie is also consistent, the title is good, the script is good, but...

Was it really directed by Wen Heshan?Is that the art film director in his 60s with a gray beard and pigtails? !

If it's about director transformation, Wen Lao's transformation span is too big. Could it be that this is the legendary breakthrough of self-transcendence, even my old body can't restrain my young and wandering soul?

Under the infinite imagination, Wen Heshan's image suddenly grew taller. What an eclectic elderly artist, they should work hard to support them just because of their unyielding aggressiveness.

So, "I don't want to go to work", which hadn't released any trends, suddenly appeared an emoji promotional campaign.

The pitiful Gouzi was crying, saying "I don't want to go to work", with the text on Weibo: The latest masterpiece of Wen Heshan and Han Xun.

The obese cat with sharp eyes, sitting on the floor and raising his paw, said "I don't want to go to work" as if wiping away tears. The accompanying text on Weibo: Please support the latest movie "I don't want to go to work".

Whether they intended to ridicule or really wanted to recommend, they all achieved the publicity effect.

Before the cast was cast, the movie won countless favorability thanks to the world's most down-to-earth title.

Everyone said one after another—even if this film is not enough for the theme of socialism, I still want to watch it in order not to go to work!

Han Xun and Wen Heshan revised the plot of the script together, and finally they were able to start casting with unanimous opinions.

The most critical character in this movie is An Yi.

Before and after the soul transformation, An Yi's emotions and expressions changed quite a lot. An actor must simultaneously play the role of an elite with a rigorous and indifferent temperament, and a neurotic... neuropathy.

Looking at the small characters simply marked on the audition script, the actors who got the script felt that they had read it wrong, and frowned and asked their agent.

"Brother Ma, don't lie to me, who would want a psycho to play the heroine?"

The agent was also in a dilemma, this was already the key to the audition that he tried to find a relationship to get.

"This is an audition request from the screenwriter, and he wants to watch a psychotic performance."

It is difficult to play an elite, and it is even more difficult to play a psycho.

Because what the screenwriter needs is definitely not a lunatic with disheveled hair and a twitching expression, what he wants is a goddess with a crazy appearance and an inner drama!

Actors who have played countless movie roles only feel bald after studying the script carefully.

There is an incompetent and rich second-generation heroine in her soul, and there is a huge difference between before and after. The audition also specially selected two plots and asked for a comparison performance.

From the beginning to the end, what they felt the most was that the screenwriter's request was correct... Changing the comfort of the soul and leaving only the shell, she is completely a neurotic dramatist.

If the ordinary rich second generation (male) is not insane, how could he dress himself up to be gorgeous and beautiful, just to piss off his fiancée who is pure outside and cruel inside!

It's too narrow-minded for men and women to care about!

It's just an urban romantic comedy, and the venue for casting is actually bigger than "Delicious Heart".

The dense audition list on the first day gathered all the actresses under the age of 30 in the film industry.

Because of the influence of the Golden Crane Award, the number of actors who came was beyond expectation, and each of them fit Han Xun's appearance setting for An Yi very well.

Long hair, a pair of beautiful black eyes, looks obedient and obedient, but his acting style is extremely ruthless.

Han Xun is looking forward to today's audition.

However, after just a few days, he was tired.

Not enough to crash.

Not stupid enough.

Not noble enough, glamorous and down-to-earth.

Most of the noble and glamorous elites in the first half acted well, but when An Yi was shameless and crying bitterly, everyone became reserved.

The devil's screenwriter's requirements were so strict that even though Han Xun kept silent, his brows were furrowed.

These candidates have basically been the heroines of two or three movies, why are they still so embarrassing.

Didn't they read the script?

What kind of person Cen Jiahao is is clearly shown in the audition script. If An Yi allows him not to go to work, he can lie on the ground and roll around, without the burden of a rich second generation at all.

At the end of a day of auditions, all the actors are stuck in the easy and painful interpretation.

Sometimes they think too much. Han Xun doesn't like actors to perform subversive performances casually, and marked "crying bitterly", which means to wrinkle eyebrows and eyes and open mouth to wail.

Instead of being clever and crying silently, pear blossoms bring rain.

Han Xun put a cross behind the names of all audition actors. If these actors are not used, they can only be recruited from newcomers, or the age limit will be lifted.

He weighed the two options, and said to Wen Lao: "Actors under the age of 30 are not good at acting. Let's expand the scope. There is no limit. Anyone who wants to audition is welcome."

"Okay." Wen Heshan was very satisfied, "Fortunately, you didn't choose people randomly. I saw that you didn't make a statement at the time, and thought you already had a suitable person. The role of An Yi is too special. Actresses are afraid of acting ugly. One or two His expression is tense, he looks good as a social elite, when he kneels down and begs for mercy and hugs his thigh...the acting is too backbone."

Cen Jiahao has everything, but he has no backbone. He is a man favored by the new generation of China. He lives a good life and doesn't know the sufferings of the world.

Therefore, when he endured his fear and stood up to protect An Yi, he looked very cute. Even if he insisted that "he protects his own body", he couldn't erase the touch that his only bravery brought to An Yi in his life.

"I Don't Want to Go to Work" is an inspirational film in which the heroine An Yi realizes the value of life, and it is also a growth film in which Cen Jiahao overcomes cowardice and becomes mature.

Wen Heshan knew from reading the script that Han Xun wrote everything in this style. The protagonist will grow up through hardships, change the inherent concepts, and find a brand new self.

Even with the shell of comedy and love, the core has not been changed.

His heart longed for change, and so did Wen Heshan.

This is not a popcorn movie just to make money, but a key work for the screenwriter and director to break through themselves and crush the bottleneck.

If you want to shoot well, you can shoot well, you must shoot well.

Only by choosing the most suitable actors, using the most suitable shots, and matching the most suitable music, can such a movie help them find the success they desire deep in their souls.

Otherwise, the movie relies on grandstanding and perfunctory, no matter how high the box office is, for people like them, it is called a failure.

Therefore, after the unanimous criticism of the two big brothers, they decided to expand the scope of casting for "I Don't Want to Go to Work".Actresses who are female, willing, and confident that they can perform at ease can participate in the audition.

This news was directly released on the major official accounts of the movie.

Fans who paid close attention to the latest movie of the old naughty boy were stunned and felt that this movie brought more shocks than surprises!

"I remember Ms. Zhan said that this is the first casting for this film, and there is no restriction on anything, only under the age of 30?"

"Damn it, no one went to the audition or they are not satisfied!"

"Of course I'm dissatisfied. Wen Lao's golden signboard is hanging there, and there are no restrictions. It doesn't matter. Any actress doesn't want to be the number one female."

"Although choosing better actors is to be responsible to the audience, but... an actress who is over 30 years old is acting in an urban romantic drama, does anyone watch it?"

"Keke, have you forgotten that there are goddesses of frozen age everywhere?"

There are so many goddesses of frozen age in the entertainment industry. When young and beautiful celebrities post a press release with this title, everyone can follow suit and praise and be surprised.

As a result, there are more and more goddesses of frozen age, and even some celebrities who can't keep up with their looks, have completely plastic surgery, and have no reputation, skills, or actors also use this title to publish manuscripts, which naturally arouses public dissatisfaction.

A good word to describe fairies fell down from the altar and became a bad street word.

"I don't want to go to work" just chooses the heroine, and the topic keeps going on. Countless fans learned from various gossip that the main creator did not choose a domestic artist, but instead raised the upper age limit. They all felt that Wen Heshan and Han Xun had a bad eye.

There is no need for an actress under the age of 30. This is for a middle-aged person to play a youth, and by the way, arrange a group of blind supporting actors to praise "ah, she is so beautiful and young"?

This is as embarrassing as an adult playing a high school student.

Wen Heshan will read the discussions on the Internet.

A group of enthusiastic fans came to ask if the heroine would be embarrassed because of her age. When Mr. Wen saw it, the discussion had become a hot topic.

——Actually, age is okay. "I Don't Want to Go to Work" is urban love and not campus youth. Who said that women can't be older than men, and female juniors hold gold bricks, and now little wolf dogs are popular.

"What is a little wolf dog?" Wen Heshan asked Han Xun because he had never been exposed to this strange vocabulary because he was on the Internet.

Han Xun said: "Little wolf dog is to describe the male protagonist who is younger than the female protagonist and has a more ruthless personality than the female protagonist."

"Oh." Wen Heshan felt that the netizens' words were quite accurate, but they didn't fit the movie's male and female protagonists, "Then Cen Jiahao is definitely not a little wolf dog, what kind of puppy is he?

Han Xun didn't know why Elder Wen suddenly asked such a question. Using a dog to describe a person seemed to only appear when a knife was stabbing a lonely single person.However, looking at Wen Heshan's eyes full of curiosity, Han Xun couldn't say that he didn't know.

He tried his best to recall, and said, "Cen Jiahao, it can only be considered... a mangy dog."

After recovering, no matter how An Yi refused, Cen Jiahao tried his best to pursue An Yi, insisting that this elite with outstanding ability continue to work for him, and even signed a super unromantic contract of sale.

It perfectly fits the definition of a mangy dog ​​who is shameless and stalking.

Han Xun was very satisfied, um, it was very accurate, and he did not perfunctory Wen Lao.

Neither the director nor the screenwriter minded the age of the actresses, however, they made casting too easy.

New actors, old actors, and half-new and half-old actors, as long as they come to audition, Han Xun and Wen Heshan all cheered up and thought it over, and it took three days to finish watching.

Acting skills under the age of 30 are not enough, and actors over the age of 30 are not as good as they imagined.

After all, this is an urban romantic comedy. A truly capable actor will not let go of his body and participate in it just because he likes it for no reason.

Han Xun looked at the actor's name written on several pages in his hand, and he wrote a short note on the back of the slightly better actress.

The elite temperament is insufficient, the painful expression is slightly lacking, and the understanding of the script is biased.

With just a few words, he could clearly recall the audition footage of the actress, although it was good, it was flawed.

In short, it's not impossible, but it's not the best.

The same is true for Wen Heshan. He wrote the names of the actors marked, which are similar to those selected by Han Xun.

"How does Xiao Han feel?"

"...I don't want to settle for it." Han Xun attached as much importance to the casting of the script as the script itself.

Without good actors, a good script will only make the audience feel uncomfortable, and they can't wait for the movie to end quickly.

Wen Heshan nodded, and pondered: "I don't want to just pick and choose and turn it on."

However, it is even more impossible for him to give up making this movie and wait for the birth of an actor at the bottom of the box.

Wen Heshan twirled his beard, took a long breath and thought, and finally, he thought of a suitable candidate.

He said: "I'll ask my friend if she would like to come to the filming. She played the role of a dumb girl who lost her mother before. She won awards because of her body language and facial expressions."

Wen Heshan's friends range from 80 years old to 12 years old.

Now that he said it, Han Xun naturally trusted Wen Lao's vision.

Moreover, to be able to win an award for acting as a dumb girl, even if it is a best newcomer award, is definitely outstanding in acting.

When Wen Heshan said that the other party agreed, he would come to audition when he returned to China the day after tomorrow.

Han Xun was just purely happy.

On the day of the audition, they decided to set up a special audition session for this righteous friend, and by the way, take a look at the actresses who will apply for auditions later.

Han Xun and Wen Heshan watched the performance quietly, but the photographers outside were suddenly excited.

Who did they see?

why is she here !

They wanted to capture the movie stars attracted by the casting of "I Don't Want to Go to Work", but they found a figure in the camera that would never appear on the audition scene.

She was dressed in a neat white suit, wrapping her tall figure, and her slender high-heeled shoes arrogantly knocked on the ground, highlighting her glamorous temperament.Her long hair was neatly coiled up, and a few eye-catching and beautiful limited-edition accessories made her look astonishingly beautiful and repulsive.

Her appearance has always been the most beautiful. It is not the big eyes, high nose and chin like an Internet celebrity, but a perfect Chinese beauty full of recognizability.

Her facial features are sharp, her eyes are deep, but she has an indescribable tenderness, even a foreigner who claims to be blind can recognize her at a glance.

The photographers frantically took pictures, and even boldly rushed in front of her, just to get a clear front view.

Being used to the flashlight, she leisurely stopped and stood still, and gave the photographers a gentle smile, which made the photographers exclaim in surprise.

"It's so beautiful, so beautiful!"

She has heard too many compliments, and she is used to it. She tilted her head delicately and said, "Sorry, I'm in a rush to audition, let's shoot next time."

The photographers were stunned, "Queen Qiao... came to audition too?!"

There is only "I Don't Want to Go to Work" here!

Han Xun was about to be yelled by the actors, and was so stimulated that he became depressed.

Why is it so painful for them to do such a plot with such a clear contrast, he doesn't think it's funny at all.

"The next one is..." Han Xun looked at the list.

"Wait, Xiao Qiao is here." Wen Heshan interrupted him with a smile, and pointed at the door, "Quickly, let my friend join the team and give priority to auditions."

"Which one?" asked the usher, "I'll get her."

"Don't call, you open the door, the most beautiful one is!"

most beautiful?

The guide was dubious, everyone's aesthetics were too different, if he brought the wrong person, it would be embarrassing.

With trepidation, he opened the door.

However, the actors waiting outside the door surrounded a tall woman in a white suit, asking for autographs!

This momentum, this figure, this appearance.

There is no one in the entertainment industry who doesn't know her.

"Queen Joe!"

"Yeah." Qiao Jiexi smiled and returned the pen and notebook to the younger generation, "I'm going to audition first, let's continue later."

After finishing speaking, she stepped into the audition venue with a slow step. When the door closed, the actresses waiting for the audition suddenly felt that the lights had dimmed.

Han Xun recognized her when he saw her surrounded by people.

Qiao Jiexi, Best Actress of the International Wellington Film Festival, Best Actress of the Guinness Academy Award, Best Actress of the Golden Crane Award in China, Best Actress of the China Film Award, Best Actress of the Lily Award!

She took on other movies, just relying on a row of honors on her resume, she didn't need any auditions at all!

And the age is 34 years old!At the peak of his career, domestic and foreign film appointments are constantly being made, and the face of ordinary people simply cannot invite them!

"Mr. Wen, do you really want her to audition?" Han Xun rarely became nervous.

Wen Heshan said: "Little Qiao is beautiful, and she is ruthless to herself. When she played the dumb girl, she ate her mouth full of mud in the mud, just to act realistically. There is no role she cannot play, she must I can act comfortably."

Before Wen Heshan said dumb girl, Han Xun didn't realize it.

Seeing Qiao Jiexi, he suddenly remembered that the dumb girl Wen Lao mentioned was the heroine of the movie "Born Four".

The heroine's father hopes to have a son. Before the dumb girl was born, she had the baby name "Little Four" and decided on the name "Fang Shengsi", hoping that she would be a son.

However, the dumb girl is a daughter and a mute.No one cares what her name is, just call her little dumb, smelly dumb.

As a victim of the dross thinking of the old society, her name "Fang Shengsi" was not written on the tattered family tree until her death.

At that time... Qiao Jiexi was only 16 years old, with clear eyes, showing a child who had suffered life's suffering and became numb, and had a tragic life.

As a result, she won the Golden Crane Award for best actress, becoming the youngest and most undisputed best actress of the Golden Crane Award.

It would be a pity for such an actor to play An Yi, just like Wen Heshan came to make a popcorn movie.

Han Xun couldn't bear to say: "Mr. Wen, won't it be too condescending for Qiao Yinghou to play An Yi?"

"Unyielding talent." Wen Heshan said with bright eyes, "I just sent a group message to the circle of friends, begging for a hand, she came after reading the script, saying that she likes this character very much."

Han Xun: ...

Han Xun felt that he could not keep up with the times. How could a gender-changing urban love popcorn movie that mainly spoofed not only attract the heavyweight Wen Heshan, but also attract international actresses.

Is there any magical magic in it that he doesn't know about!

Since Queen Qiao liked it, Han Xun didn't have to feel sorry for her.

After a brief exchange of pleasantries, Elder Wen called for an audition, but did not give Qiao Jiexi any special care.

Han Xun was going to watch the fairy perform the social elite, and then held back his tears coldly, touching his heart with a kind of softness that hits people's hearts.

However, he was wrong.

Even the famous movie queen, wearing exquisite and beautiful high-heeled shoes, knelt down and hugged her thigh, crying and begging to be let go.

She is just a good-for-nothing Cen Jiahao in comfort, nothing is as important as the face of her own body, this thigh must be hugged.

So, she hugged her, and she was still screaming, her voice was so rough that she didn't look like a woman.

The performance scene was horrible, and Han Xun laughed out loud.

By the way, this is the effect he pursued from the beginning to the end. Even Cen Jiahao, who looks like a woman, can make the audience realize without sympathy: This is that fucking wretch!Too useless hahaha!

Wen Heshan smiled happily, and asked proudly: "Xiao Han, Xiao Qiao is crying so much, how is it?"

"Okay, great!"

It became.

After confirming that the heroine was played by Qiao Jiexi, the Internet went into a frenzy.

Fans were still excited about the photos of the beloved goddess returning to China, and suddenly discovered that the goddess is going to play "I Don't Want to Go to Work"!

What doesn't work?What movie?

Fans who don't know the trend of the domestic film circle, but are only familiar with the foreign film circle that Qiao Jiexi is involved in, searched for this movie with a name that didn't look like a normal one, full of confusion.

Then, the collective silence, at a loss.

"Queen Qiao...Old Man Wen...Golden Crane Award screenwriter...I thought I was going to make a revolutionary historical film "Who Controls Ups and Downs", but you told me the title of the film is "I Don't Want to Go to Work"?"

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