Modern Little Town God

Ruan Jiao looked at the bull-headed and horse-faced statues in Vice Yin, and obviously noticed that there were more golden spots on them. Roughly estimated, each one could have nearly [-] spots—about the same as the last time that General Ghost Suppressed a nest of evil spirits.

This is normal. The evil deeds done by sorcerers, such as killing people and destroying souls, are no less than ghost generals harming people and devouring ghosts. What the Shangchenghuang got, but he would not skimp on it.

Ruan Jiao couldn't figure it out even more.

Bull head and horse face, day and night wandering gods, and many female ghosts all stood respectfully by the side, not daring to disturb them.

After a while, Ruan Jiao still told the story.

"What do you think?"

The ghosts and gods looked at each other and began to think.

Luo Xiangyu is a newcomer, he hasn't formally participated in the work, and he hasn't received any merits, but he is a bystander, so he thinks more smoothly.He had a guess in his heart, so he first asked: "Master Chenghuang, you had meritorious deeds in the previous trials, but according to Lord Chenghuang, those who were sentenced to hell are actually still sealed in your seal of the city god? It may be because, Lord Chenghuang, you have never really sent them to hell, and the judgment is endless, so..."

Ruan Jiao was taken aback.

Qin Su, Li Sanniang and the others were also taken aback.

Suddenly, Ruan Jiao nodded and said: "Xiangyu's guess is reasonable. The underworld has not been opened, and I can't go to a small official position. At first, the heinous person was only punished by deprivation of life, and the subsequent sentence was to go to hell when hell reopened. Now I am directly sentenced to go to hell...After the sentence, Tiandi paid me a salary, but my previous case has not been completed, and I continue to sentence new ghosts, so Tiandi is not willing to pay me my salary in advance."

It is really simple and clear to say so.

Everyone also wants to understand.

Ruan Jiao sighed and said, "I thought I was about to accumulate [-] merits, but it still didn't work. That's right, how can it be so easy to recover flesh and blood? It's normal to have some twists and turns. When you meet evil people and ghosts who deserve to go to hell, If I don’t judge to go to hell, I just break up or win Yangshou first, I will definitely get very little merit, and I can’t breathe out my own bad breath, and I don’t feel comfortable. But if I get sentenced, I don’t know if hell exists, I And I can’t get any merit. It’s really hard in the world.”

That being said, Ruan Jiao is also a young man. After accumulating six or seven thousand merits, seeing that the resurrection is no longer a dream, he is not as anxious as he was at first—he is inevitably a little eager to judge the wicked with his own hands. .

Therefore, when it is time to judge, it still has to be judged.

Exhaling, Ruan Jiao said to Li Sanniang: "Sanniang, I recruited you from the beginning to the end, and you have seen everything I encountered from the beginning to the end. Later, you discuss it with Sister Qin, and put some things that should go to hell before. I wrote down everything I didn’t judge at the time.”

Li Sanniang was puzzled: "What does City God mean?"

Ruan Jiao said: "Those who abducted and trafficked children, those who bullied children, and those who did all kinds of wrong things and were only temporarily suppressed...all of them are written down. I also wrote down the few recent ones that I have sentenced, don't forget." His tone was full of It meant a bit of killing, "Wicked people have judgments in the yang world, but the yang world will return to the yang world, and the underworld will return to the underworld. After doing that kind of evil thing, if you go to prison or die quickly, can your sins be erased? It doesn't exist. There are also judgments for us being ghosts and gods. When the world of the earth is over, we should come. I used to think about the situation in the underworld and wondered what happened, but now it seems that since heaven and earth withhold my salary first, then it must not be impossible. thing."

The ghosts and gods thought about it, and they all thought it made sense.

Li Sanniang promised: "Don't worry, City God, Sister Qin and I will definitely write everything down."

Ruan Jiao nodded, feeling a little helpless: "Actually, as long as I have sentenced them, and as long as the judge is around, they will all appear in the book of life and death. When someone dies, they will understand it and don't need to remember it at all. But the judge is My left and right hands really can't be appointed casually, and I can't be sure of the candidate for a while."

When there were not many ghosts under his command, if it wasn't for his lack of merit, Ruan Jiao would probably have sealed Li Sanniang or Tan Su in advance, but now that he has been a city god for a long time, he has discovered that the judge needs a more careful ghost, not just anything A ghost can do it - if he can't do it well, he will have to cut off the other party's position, not to mention wasting merit, and it is easy to make mistakes.

Luo Xiangyu said: "City God, don't worry, now the two elder sisters remember it for the time being, and it will not be too late to canonize when you meet the right person and ghost in the future. It's better to be short than to be indiscriminate, now we all just need to pay more attention."

Ruan Jiao said, "That's the truth."

Both Tan Su and Li Sanniang also said that they would not miss any evil person who should go to hell.

In fact, it is not difficult at present. After all, there are not too many cases, and when there are enough people in the future, there will be more people to help, so there is no need to worry too much.

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[There are hundreds of kinds of people in the world, and the scumbags are different. The story I want to tell today is about two equally weird men...

Let’s talk about Mr. A first. He has been motivated since he was a child, and he is smart. Driven by his ambition, many things develop as he imagined, and his life is also fulfilled with his continuous progress, such as an excellent position, such as excellent beauty His wife, such as a harmonious family, but probably because he was too smooth before, so when he wanted to go further, he got terminally ill and died just like that.Later, he discovered that death does not mean the end, and he can still make progress and find the outlet for his ambition, but he needs to pay a small price...

Besides, Mr. B is born with a halo, has everything, loves his wife and son, the red flag at home does not fall, the colorful flags flutter outside, there are countless mistresses, and he will never divorce.But he thought so, Xiaosan didn’t think so, he wanted to kill his wife and children, and put his own child on the throne, but of course it didn’t work... He also tried his best to stop that evil spirit...]

Ruan Jiao put together the stories of the two Luo Zha men, changed the details so that everything related to the real information was blurred, and posted it in his post where he often tells stories.

Although he is busy now, in order to get more believers, he will still tell a few stories from time to time. Of course, most of these stories are picked from the nagging and told in the context of modern times, but sometimes Coincidentally, what happened to him will be edited and posted in the post.

Now Ruan Jiao's post has been refined, and the popularity is much stronger than before. This time he just posted it, and refreshed after half a minute of counting. There are already more than 20 posts below.

[Fuck!The world is real, aside from the City God, there is really such a person beside me as B! ]

[It’s really scary to think about it. I have someone like A around me. He is very good to his wife and is a relative of my family. Now when I see him, I think of what A will do. If the same thing happens, will he... …]

[Is the landlord so stimulated that such a story can be made up? ]

[What made it up!Obviously it is real in the world! ]

[Is there really such a man in the world?Damn it, what a scumbag! ]

[Actually, I think Mr. B is okay, everyone is a man, don’t you guys understand?The ones above who are thinking and fearing are all girls, if they are men, they will understand B. ]

[B is a flower, at least not a scumbag. ]

[A is a scumbag, but have you ever thought about it, if he can live forever and don't encounter any things that have to choose between the two, his wife may be happy for the rest of his life.As for B's kind, the fire can't be contained in the paper, and his wife will definitely not be happy if she knows that she is alive in the future.Tell me, if it's a girl, which one do you want more? ]

[Can’t you think about it!There are not only two kinds of men in the world! ]

[Speaking responsibly, there are many men like B, and men like A...you can't tell the difference. ]

[Damn, horror movie!It's creepy to think that there is someone like A by your side! ]

[What the hell are you all discussing? It’s not an emotional forum. I’m the only one who thinks it’s a joy for the City God to sentence them to hell? ]

[Happy people +1]

[Happy people +2]

[......]

Ruan Jiao glanced at all the comments without expressing much expression.

We are all human, and most of us think about the same thing...

Then, he casually clicked on the private message on the forum.

Since the popularity of this post has gradually increased, private messages have also gradually increased, but most of the private messages are just chatting, or asking him to look at the physiognomy, and he has read them all and ignored them.

This time was the same, Ruan Jiao clicked his fork while reading, until the latest one, his eyes stopped.