Modern Little Town God

Luo Xiangyu said: "My Lord City God, when I visited the city with Xiaoheng, I found many problems about divorce, domestic violence, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, abortion, mistress..."

Hearing this, Ruan Jiao interrupted Luo Xiangyu in surprise.

"Aside from other things, domestic violence is not trivial, right?" He frowned, "Such things should have been reported to me in advance."

Luo Xiangyu smiled wryly.

Miao Xiaoheng said bluntly: "Brother Chenghuang, it's not that we don't want to talk about it, but that this happened several times in the same street we walked. We also saw neighbors and passers-by found out and stopped them, and the police intervened. Yes, the women all went back with the men, and if someone beat the men up for help, the women would still scold him..."

Luo Xiangyu nodded, and said helplessly: "So it's housework. No matter how pitiful a wife is, if someone beats her husband, she won't do it. In this way, outsiders are not human, so it's really hard to control. I think it would be better for women if the City God could solve the domestic violence man in his dream."

Ruan Jiao suddenly realized that some of them were like this. It was very painful for her to be beaten, but she was not happy when outsiders wanted to help her. This matter is indeed difficult to manage.He also heard the meaning behind Luo Xiangyu's words, Luo Xiangyu also hated him for not fighting, since he was not afraid of being beaten, so what did Luo Xiangyu rush to report to him, this city god?

Thinking of this, Ruan Jiao's expression softened, and he also felt that people who don't know good and bad really don't need to stick too much.It's just that they are still his people after all, so it's good to have a collective dream, scare their husbands, and try to gain some faith.

Luo Xiangyu smiled: "I think that those people all had the same dream, and they should believe in ghosts and gods. Outsiders can't interfere. The City God went to the dream to persuade him. If it can be done, even if the Lord of the City is doing his best, the other party must be able to become a believer of the Lord of the City. Such a person is a little cowardly and dare not resist, entrusting it to the gods is also a kind of spiritual escape and comfort. There is room for City God to play."

Ruan Jiao looked at Luo Xiangyu appreciatively and said, "Your suggestion is good."

Luo Xiangyu showed his face and talked about several other things.

"There are many reasons for divorce, but what my subordinates mentioned is the uneven distribution of property. The man or woman transfers property in private, which leads to mutual dragging and cannot solve the problem, especially if one party is strong and the other party is weak. If you can punish in your dream Those who bully others will most likely gain devout believers. After all, you have really helped, and you have indeed benefited the weak. Subordinates feel that if the gods are effective and good for people, they will be able to gain more faith. If you don’t come here, it’s just a psychological comfort.”

Ruan Jiao nodded in agreement.

"Let's talk about abortion, those who voluntarily abort after three months will be counted as killing, and they will naturally bear the crime. We don't need to worry about it. What my subordinates figured out is that some families favor sons over daughters. Every time they find out that they are pregnant with a daughter, they will be aborted. Only a man will be born. Some women have abortions several times, but their own personality or family reasons make them unable to resist. It’s better to let her husband, mother-in-law and other persecutors experience similar feelings in your dreams.” Luo Xiangyu Continued, "There are also those mistresses who want to be mistresses, and mistresses who don't want to beat their husbands but want to kill mistresses. These messy subordinates don't care about it, and just pick out some who are unwilling to be mistresses and want to divorce. If the oppressed ones and other reasons are solved, they will naturally be able to make them believe in you. There is also the conflict between the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. Those who let their sons bully their mother-in-law can also be dealt with..."

Luo Xiangyu talked eloquently: "My subordinates believe that some of these cases can be dreamed of, and some of them can be dreamed first. If they still don't repent after dreaming, they can put their souls out and beat them with a few boards. They will change when they hurt. There is no need to dream about some serious cases, just pull them out and beat them up."

Ruan Jiao murmured: "Those I haven't seen with my own eyes, if the sufferer doesn't sue, it's inconvenient to hit the board directly."

Luo Xiangyu shared his worries, and said: "Don't worry, my subordinates and Xiao Heng have already recorded a lot, and the ones recorded are all in trouble, or the frequency is very high. At that time, we brothers will find some ghosts to help Keep an eye on it, once you discover the situation, please go over and take a look. Besides, this subordinate also thinks that some sufferers can sue in their dreams, and if they really don’t believe it and don’t want to sue, they can use the method of stalking.”

After listening to his analysis, Ruan Jiao smiled and said, "That's right, then I'll leave this matter to you and Xiao Heng." He paused when he said this, "When you sort it out, go find the bull-headed horse noodles. Or follow what I said before, let them do it under my banner."

Of course Luo Xiangyu had no objection, and replied directly: "All follow the orders of the City God."

Ruan Jiao thought for a while and then asked, "Looking for help from a ghost?"

Luo Xiangyu was about to explain this matter, so he said: "If you go back to the City God, my subordinates and Xiao Heng heard that you can recruit ghost soldiers, so you want to investigate some ghosts, so that you can help us brothers in the future."

Ruan Jiao understood, nodded and said, "It's all up to you. But I forgot to mention earlier, when I was the county town god, the total number of ghost soldiers plus ghosts and gods in the weaving could not exceed one hundred, but now I It is the city god of the state, and this number can be raised to one thousand. You must be careful when choosing ghost soldiers, even if you choose, you can also deprive them, and the little merit that can be used on them will be wasted."

Luo Xiangyu and Miao Xiaoheng were overjoyed at first, and then solemnly agreed.

Then, Youshen went out together day and night, and quickly sorted out the case materials they wrote down, and they also understood that after sorting out, they can just go to the bull's head and horse noodles, and then they can go to the City God to report it.

After they left, Ruan Jiao breathed a sigh of relief, looked at Zong Suizhong, and said, "Senior, I made you laugh."

Zong Suizhong, you have been listening quietly by the side, your demeanor is that of Zhenshan Taisui. At this time, all the ghosts are gone, and his expression is relaxed, and he said: "No, you are doing a good job as a city god." After a pause, he added, "Your subordinates are also good, and they handle things very neatly."

Ruan Jiao became happy when he heard Zong Suizhong's evaluation. Even the senior said it was good, so his confidence was much stronger.

Zong Sui saw Ruan Jiao smiling happily again, and there was a smile in his eyes.

Then, he said: "Since you have made arrangements for the affairs of the City God, you should make up for the missed studies today. Let's take a look at what you need to learn first. If you don't understand, you can ask me. After you understand, follow the previous arrangement." Then write your thesis."

Ruan Jiao: "..."

The joy of just being resurrected suddenly dissipated a lot.

It seems that no matter whether you are a ghost, a god or a human being, you have to study hard and make progress every day...

·

The advantage of having subordinates is that they can do everything. As the city god, he returned to Emperor University with a fresh mentality after resurrection. The first thing he did was to invite his roommates to have sex with him—God knows he misses it. How long have you been eating skewers, but does someone as cold as Senior Zong eat skewers?Is he ashamed to ask Senior Zong to treat him to kebabs?Can he think about the scene of Senior Zong sitting on the side of the road selling skewers?cannot!But the roommate would invite him from time to time, and when everyone was having fun, he could only use up his acting skills all his life to force his face to laugh while chewing the wax. It couldn't be more sad!

But it's different now, now, he can have a live sex!

Simply great!

·

Several roommates were a little surprised when they heard Ruan Jiao's invitation.

Yan Rui pushed his glasses and said: "I invited you to go a few times before, seeing that you didn't eat too much, I thought it didn't suit your appetite, why do you suddenly want to invite us to eat now?"

Ruan Jiao was taken aback for a moment—it’s true that his acting skills still have some flaws, but he didn’t panic, and he could just say: “No, I like skewers, maybe I’m sometimes thinking about the various arrangements made by my seniors. If you write a thesis, you're going to be dumb?"

This is not a big problem in the first place. Ruan Jiao makes excuses casually, and everyone will not get to the bottom of it.

Bo Yang looked at the time and was a little hesitant: "I originally wanted to take an acting class tonight..." As soon as he finished speaking, he gritted his teeth, "No, no, no, work and rest, I'll go It's been a few days, and tonight I just got together with my buddies, loose and loose."

Before Ruan Jiao could tell him anything, he had already convinced himself by talking to himself, the corners of Ruan Jiao's mouth twitched slightly, and of course he didn't say anything more, but his eyes fell on Cui Yichang.

Cui Yichang scratched his head, he has a date tonight.But he thought about it again, the fourth child is rarely rich and in the mood to treat guests, he, the boss, can't refuse, anyway, his girlfriend is very understanding, and it's not like Valentine's Day, so just tell his girlfriend Well, it's not too late to go on a date tomorrow.

He said decisively, "Success, it's been a long time since we've had sex together."

Ruan Jiao couldn't help grinning.

With his appearance, Bo Yang couldn't help poking Yan Rui, and said in a low voice, "What good thing happened to the fourth child, making him giggle like this? And don't you think that the fourth child seems to be paler today. "

Yan Rui also whispered, "It's whiter, but don't ask."

Bo Yang wondered: "Why?"

Yan Rui said, "What if it's related to Xiao Zongdong?"

Bo Yang shivered for a moment: "...That's right, let's eat with our stomachs and let's get down."

·

In the evening, everyone neatly went to make skewers.

The location of the skewers is on the food street near the Imperial University. It is very lively after six o'clock. Not only the students from the nearby university town love to come here, but also some office workers and workers will also come here later Come here, so no matter what stalls are on this street, the business is very good.

Ruan Jiao and his group of four came over. They were all tall and long-legged, which still attracted some attention.Even Yan Rui, who is the most ordinary-looking among them, has a bookish look when he wears those glasses, which is better than his temperament.

There are at least dozens of small skewers shops on this street, each of which has its own unique skills. Many students of the Imperial College often go to the one that suits their taste best after they have tried it door-to-door.

It's the same for Ruan Jiao and the others in their dormitory—what Ruan Jiao misses the most is the one where he made friends with his dormmates shortly after entering college, especially the pork loin, which tastes particularly fat.It's been so long since he's eaten it, it makes him drool just thinking about it.

Cui Yichang took the first step, and quickly walked to the fifth barbecue restaurant after entering the street, greeted the owner who was busy behind the grill, and said, "Old Qiu! Here are fifty skewers of roast mutton, ten skewers of pork kidneys, twenty skewers. Lotus root, four large chicken drumsticks, four eggplants, a box of enoki mushrooms, a large box of water tofu, two pinches of cold beer..."

The owner of the shop is a big, muscular man. Hearing Cui Yichang's words, he groaned in a loud voice, and said very enthusiastically: "Find a seat for yourself inside and outside. I'll bake it and bring it to you right away!"

Cui Yichang's voice was even louder, and he also groaned.

The three of Ruan Jiao and the others also rushed over at this time, Bo Yang looked around and found a table, and the buddies all sat there.

The waiter quickly brought over the iced beer, and several of them poured a sip each. Their mouths were full of excitement, and their scalps were slightly numb. They felt particularly comfortable. Then, the big guys looked at each other and smiled, chatting and waiting for the skewers.

The grilled skewers came quickly, and there were several big plates hot. Ruan Jiao almost couldn't wait to grab a skewer and put it on his mouth quickly—all of them went into his mouth in an instant. This skill is also very clever.

The other three roommates did not give up too much, they also masturbated easily and happily, and masturbated quite simply.

For a while, there was only the sound of sizzling and licking at the table, and the meal was really full of enthusiasm.

Everyone was not in the mood to chat at this time, and it was not until almost half of the meal that they wiped their mouths suddenly, almost half-full, and had some thoughts of chatting.

Originally, everyone has their own busy places recently, and they seldom get together. Now that they get together, it can be regarded as a communication of feelings.

Ruan Jiao drank beer, squinted his eyes and listened to Bo Yang tell some interesting things he met when he was a trainee. Some people have weird personalities but strong professional ability, some have good personalities and average abilities but have a strong sense of stage, etc. His eyebrows are beaming. The mood is quite good to hear.

It's a pity that the buddies don't seem to be very lucky tonight.

For example, they were obviously having a good time, but suddenly a group of people overturned the table in the barbecue restaurant next door, almost a table away from them!

The next second, a beer bottle flew over and hit Bo Yang directly on the forehead.