Modern Little Town God

Wilderness.

The moon was not too bright, the stars were few, and it was dark all around.

Ruan Jiao had just visited his parents' grave, and was walking silently on the path with his head bowed. The cold wind around him whizzed through his thin shirt, chilling his heart.He touched the goosebumps on his arms, his scalp was tingling, and he quickened his pace: "Mom and Dad bless me, don't find me, lonely ghosts, don't look for me, dad and mom, bless me, don't look for me, lonely ghosts ..."

"Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

A strange wind came, and Ruan Jiao raised his head subconsciously, and saw a black figure getting closer and closer to him, hitting his forehead.

"Crack." Right in the heart.

In the next second, Ruan Jiao fainted helplessly.

·

It was still such a dark night, and it was still such a desolate wilderness.

Ruan Jiao looked at the big ink-colored seal floating in front of her with a blank expression.

There is a faint red ink pad on the jet-black big seal, which looks ancient and godlike. If it weren't for the faint white light around its edge, it would have blended into the night.

Ruan Jiao looked away from the seal, lowered his head silently, and stretched out his hand towards his belly abruptly.

passed through.

He looked down at the ground again.

There was also a self lying there, with a pale face and a big bloody hole in his forehead.

One, film, death, silence.

Ruan Jiao broke down: "This is killing me directly! I am an orphan who just went to college. Is it easy for me? Why don't I just come back and visit my parents' graves? Why did I get killed by falling objects from high altitudes?" Responsible!"

After shouting, Ruan Jiao was discouraged again.

What's the use of him yelling?The seal also cannot speak.

——But it turns out that although Dayin cannot speak, it can chatter in another form.

I saw the big seal in front slowly rotated, and a white light rushed over, the hole in Ruan Jiao's soul body gradually disappeared, and the hole in the corpse also disappeared simultaneously.

Then Dayin's nagging officially began.

The content of the nagging is as follows:

The world is at the end of the law, and the human race is thriving.

Demons and ghosts linger on and sneak around; big and small monsters lack aura and hide in hiding; the inheritance of Taoism is basically broken, and the rest are all minor troubles; the gods are all dead, and the only ones left This is the seal of the City God.

There is only a little spirit left in the Seal of the City God. In line with the idea of ​​using its last life to shine for the Shinto, it randomly smashed it with the last bit of strength-the little spirit smashed itself, and Ruan Jiao was also touched. up.

After hearing this, Ruan Jiao's expression gradually disappeared.

Cheng Huang Yin continued to babble.

It means that it was not intentional. From ancient times to the present, the City God has always been a yin official. Of course, the yin officials are all dead balls. Even if you occasionally call a living person to take the place, it is still haunted. He can't do this job for a real living person.As for Ruan Jiao, since he was smashed, he would like to open up a little bit, accumulate more beliefs, merits, etc., so that he can still survive.Sao years!City God seals all ghosts to understand, is it cool to order all ghosts to come together?He was on his way to the pinnacle of his life in no time!Of course, I don’t save and I don’t force it, it’s just that it may be so cold.

Ruan Jiao's grimacing face turned blue: If you don't work, you will be cold. This means you have to be forced to work after being smashed to death. Doesn't your conscience hurt? !

However, the spirit of the Chenghuangyin has braided hair and has no conscience.

Letting out a long breath of ghostly air, Ruan Jiao tried to comfort himself.

Thinking about the good, his luck has been so bad since he was a child, he can walk with a sprained foot, ride a bike, wrestle, and drink saliva, and he can choke his throat. The one who is not injured by a few classmates is always innocent. He didn't die after being smashed into such a big hole, so it's considered a change of luck, isn't it?He also earned a priesthood for nothing, so he wouldn't be a lonely ghost.

After a long time, Ruan Jiao felt that the consolation was in place, so he waved at the porcelain-touching thing——with a "whoosh", the Chenghuang Seal flew over and smashed into his forehead.

Then, he sat quietly on his body, shivered, and lay down silently.

After a few seconds.

The corpse breathed very weakly, and slowly propped up its two thin arms.

Under the pale moonlight, the skinny young man's face was still pale, and he took stiff steps, struggling to move forward little by little... In fact, he didn't want to be like a fake corpse, but after thinking about it carefully, There's nothing wrong with it, he's just a fraud!

After three seconds of silence, the pale boy continued to move.

Forget it, at least I can still move.

Fraud makes me happy, and my life is full of sunshine!

·

It was just dawn, and there were no people on the road. Although the people in the village usually did not stay up late, it was only five o'clock. Unlike the ancient times, not many people woke up now.

After entering the village, Ruan Jiao stepped on the dew stiffly, almost crying with joy.

It has been moved all night, this corpse is really difficult to cheat...

The door on the opposite side opened with a "creak", and an old lady with a basin walked out, squinting her presbyopic eyes at Ruan Jiao, and said slowly, "Jiaojiao so early?"

Ruan Jiao's lips moved.

——It's over, I can't open my mouth!

He grinned a little with difficulty and said, "Look at Mom and Dad, we're going."

The old lady is in good health. After hearing this, she walked over in small steps: "Jiaojiao, you didn't come back last night? Why are you so ignorant, your parents should know, how much should you know?" What are you worried about?"

"I know, I got it, Grandma Li, I won't do it next time."

"What do you think of your frozen face? You have a silly white face, and you stumble when you speak."

"Yes, a little bit. I'll go back, wash and sleep, and I'll be fine."

"Grandma Li will make you something to eat before going to bed? Make you sticky bean buns? You've been hungry all night, be careful of stomach pains."

To say that the sticky bean buns made by Li Nai are indeed the most suitable for Ruan Jiao, but now that he is so stiff, talking to Li Nai for a while will reveal his secrets, so he reluctantly refuses.

"No, I'm too sleepy, wait until I wake up..."

Seeing that Ruan Jiao refused even sticky bean buns, Mrs. Li thought that he was really too tired, so she didn't force her: "Then Jiaojiao, go to sleep, and Li Nai will make it for you when you get up."

"Thank you, grandma Li."

Ruan Jiao turned around stiffly, and moved into her old house step by step.

The old house is a big green brick house, surrounded by a low brick and stone wall, and the iron gate is locked.

Arms frozen, fingers trembling, Ruan Jiao opened the door little by little, and walked into the room with a stiff body like a stick...

On the other side, Mrs. Li turned around, still a little guilty in her heart: there is something wrong with this Jiaojiao today, don't you get bumped by something in the mountains?But Jiaojiao's eyeballs didn't move around, it must be really cold?

Ruan Jiao didn't know that he almost aroused Mrs. Li's suspicion. When he finally moved into the room, he threw himself back on the bed with a small waist.

·

Time passed and the sun rose.

The curtains were not drawn, and the warm sunlight covered the teenager on the bed.

Gradually, his pale face and skin gradually became as soft and white as a living person, and his stiff body lines softened...

·

In the evening, Ruan Jiao yawned, sat up stretched, and looked out the window.

It was dark this time, and it seemed that he had a nightmare, some kind of feudal superstition about ghosts and gods... Just as he laughed at himself like this, his eyes blurred, and then his eyes widened, with an expression of disbelief.

There are two or two shadows of him on the bed? !

Ruan Jiao's smile froze on his face - I'm going, it's not a dream!

The two shadows on the bed, one is his corpse, and the other is the dead soul that he forced into the corpse.He was really crushed to death, because with a priesthood, the dead soul can drag the corpse to move, and it barely looks like a human being...

At this time, Mrs. Li knocked on the window outside: "Jiaojiao, Jiaojiao?"

Ruan Jiao shook off her depression and hurried to open the window.

Mrs. Li handed him a plate of sticky bean buns and said with a smile, "Are you awake? It's been a whole day. Are you hungry? Eat quickly."

Ruan Jiao smiled flatteringly, and as before, picked up one and took a bite: "Nai Li's cooking is the best, Nai Li is such a good person."

Mrs. Li smiled kindly and said, "Jiaojiao, don't worry, eat slowly."

Ruan Jiao stuttered, his face was bulging, and he looked like he liked it very much, but when Mrs. Li returned to the room, he immediately turned around, covered his mouth and rushed to the toilet frantically, and threw the sticky bean buns he had just eaten with a "wow". They all vomited out.

After vomiting, he sat on the floor with a bitter face, trying to recall the nagging of Chenghuang Yin "before he died".

Dead people can't eat, so don't even try to eat the ones that aren't alive... This simply deprives him of the joy of life.Damn it, who said that the last City God can reach the pinnacle of life?I can't even eat it, the pinnacle is a hammer.

Well, he should honestly accumulate his beliefs and merits. At any rate, he should first protect himself from being sucked dry by the seal of the city god, and then strive to live like a living person.