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"I've registered for the live broadcast room." Jin Xiaoyu suddenly found Li Yixiao and said very seriously.

"Ah? Have you convinced your brother?" Li Yixiao asked.

"Not yet, but I will succeed soon." Jin Xiaoyu said confidently.

"Hey, who sighed yesterday and told me that Qiu Ning and Xia Tianyu criticized me? Almost cried at me. Why did you wake up after sleeping?" Li Yixiao teased him.

"Man, man, you won't die if you don't hit the south wall! I must try! My brother, I'll find a way!" Jin Xiaoyu said aggressively.

"Oh, then go for it." Li Yixiao encouraged him a bit, "A friendly reminder, your brother is soft but not tough. I suggest you not to fight hard with him, but to win by selling misery."

"It's miserable...but my acting skills are not good." Jin Xiaoyu said distressedly.

Li Yixiao smiled inscrutablely: "Come here, brother will teach you a trick. Make sure you get through the two channels of Ren and Du, and you don't need to use eye drops for crying scenes."

"What?"

Li Yixiao took out a bottle of chili oil: "You've got to rely on it!"

Jin Xiaoyu suddenly realized, and showed his thumbs to Li Yixiao.

High, indeed high!

Jin Xiaoyu listened to the advice of his seniors, so he did what he said, and that night he smeared chili oil on his hands, came to Jin Feng's room, and had a hard time with his brother: "Brother, why don't you let me show you a mirror to satisfy your hunger. People say that when brothers are united, their profit cuts through money, you let me live the anchor addiction anyway. You watch your live broadcast, but you are dumb, so it’s not good for me to be your mouth?"

"Not good." Jin Feng said indifferently.

"Brother~ You are so ruthless and unreasonable, you will never find a girlfriend in the future!"

"It doesn't matter."

"Can't you fulfill the little wish of your weak, helpless and pitiful brother? I just ask to sit by your side, and I don't want your life."

"It's almost fatal."

Jin Xiaoyu got angry, he thrust his waist, and said angrily: "If you don't agree, I will unplug your power, cut your network cable, and fry eggs with your computer CPU!"

Jin Feng never thought that his younger brother would be hard-pressed if he failed softly, and he was even more angry: "Don't even think about it, there is no need to discuss it!"

Jin Xiaoyu was so angry that he stepped forward to tear up with his brother again, remembering Li Yixiao's advice to him, he swallowed his anger back.

Selling badly, remember selling badly, selling badly is the best way to make his brother nod!

Jin Xiaoyu's heart turned hard, and he sat down on the ground and began to cry loudly, scaring Jin Feng into a fool.

"I'm not going to be an anchor now, I just want to feel that feeling, you don't agree, wow... how can I have a brother like you! I hate you so much..." Jin Xiaoyu Splashing and rolling on the ground, he showed the way he used to blackmail his brother's pocket money.

Jin Feng was frightened by him, and quickly pulled him up from the ground.

"I'm so miserable. After my father left, you treated me so badly. You usually ignored me, but now you want to stop me from realizing my dream. I just want to watch your live broadcast and show your face together, but you still don't agree. I, I am a little cabbage in winter, so miserable! I want to call my mother and say that you bullied me!" Jin Xiaoyu cried and made a fuss, perfectly interpreting the appearance of a bastard brother when he is messing with his brother, and even From an angle that Jin Feng couldn't see, he touched his eyes vigorously with his hands coated with chili oil.

This is great, snot and tears poured out all of a sudden, making his exaggerated acting skills fully convincing!

"Get up, get up, okay, show your face, get up first!" Jin Feng lost his mind, thinking that it was not a matter of principle that his younger brother just wanted to show his face, he should take a step back.

"You agreed?" Jin Xiaoyu sat up from the ground when he heard it.

"...Well. You get up first." Jin Feng did what he said.

Jin Xiaoyu was overjoyed, and quickly wiped his eyes with his hands, trying to wipe away the tears, but forgot to put chili oil on his hands, and cried even worse, with snot and tears.

"Don't cry, get up quickly." Jin Feng pulled his younger brother up.

"I...I'm just excited...so excited..." Jin Xiaoyu choked on the spicy oil and finally managed to fool his brother.

Jin Feng is an honest man, he has no intention of going back on his promise to his younger brother.

During the live broadcast that night, the fans waiting in the live broadcast room saw that besides Jin Feng, there was also a tall and handsome boy. When the boy saw himself appearing in front of the camera, he was very excited: "Hi, all viewers Hello everyone. I am the younger brother of the anchor, my own, just call me Xiaoyu!"

Jin Feng glanced at his younger brother helplessly, then nodded at the camera: "Yeah."

"My brother is a dumb thing, everyone already knows. Recently I had nothing to do during the holidays, so I came to be his little trumpet. I just got my brother to agree to it because I was so stubborn! Brother, what do you have to say to the audience? Did you say that?" Jin Xiaoyu asked.

Jin Feng: "No, let's start playing."

"Oh, my brother said no. He never has anything extra to say. To be honest, when he told me that he was going to be an anchor, I was completely shocked. Let him be a dumb anchor, which is the same as a blind man driving. What's the difference? This is extremely irresponsible to the lords in the audience! But I never expected that my brother would do a good job, which shows that my brother is really disabled and strong, and it also shows that the lords in the audience are really magnanimous."

Jin Xiaoyu is a little skinny, but now the audience likes Pi's anchor. Jin Feng's fans are used to his taciturnity. Today, a young man with a sharp mouth came, and he also found it very fresh, and he was very supportive.

Jin Xiaoyu explained to his brother who was playing the game all the way, and while talking, he still had to trick his brother from time to time.

"Brother, brother, are you still alive?" Jin Xiaoyu called out from the side.

"...Is there something wrong?" Jin Feng asked while concentrating on playing the game.

"Yes, do you want to go to the bathroom?" Jin Xiaoyu asked.

Jin Feng was puzzled: "I don't want to."

"It's been two hours, why don't you go to the bathroom? Holding your urine is bad for the prostate, so don't force it." Jin Xiaoyu seemed to want Jin Feng to go to the bathroom.

Jin Feng became more and more puzzled.

"Come, come, let me pour you water. If you are an anchor, you must drink plenty of water. Drinking water is good for your physical and mental health. If you drink too much, you will want to go to the toilet." Jin Xiaoyu poured water for his brother attentively, encouraging him to drink more.

Jin Feng was wary of his younger brother, judging by his posture, it looked like he used to ask him for pocket money.

What the hell is he planning?

Another hour passed, and Jin Feng, who drank two large glasses of water, got up to go to the bathroom. Jin Xiaoyu was so excited that he listened to his brother close the door of the bathroom. He took out a big-character poster with the room number of the live broadcast room in his pocket.

"Men, viewers, it's time for toilet commercials now! My brother left me less than 1 minute. We are running out of time, so I will only talk about the key points. I, Jinzi Xiaoyu, a newcomer anchor, live room number It’s XXXXXX, if the viewers are satisfied with my performance today, please go in and subscribe to follow me! I will start the live broadcast at midnight this Sunday! Repeat again, my room number is as shown in the note, XXXXXX, viewers Please support me as a rookie!"

The bathroom door opened, Jin Feng came out after washing his hands, Jin Xiaoyu quickly retreated to his original seat, and hid the big-character poster back in his trouser pocket, acting as if nothing had happened.

Advertisement mission complete!

Jin Feng returned to the computer, looked at a string of 66666 and advertising ghosts in the bullet screen box, and asked Jin Xiaoyu in confusion and vigilance: "What did you do just now?"

"No, no, I didn't do anything, brother, what can I do when you go to the bathroom." Of course Jin Xiaoyu refused to admit it.

Jin Feng had no choice but to continue playing suspiciously.

What poor Jin Feng doesn't know is that every time he goes to the bathroom, it's his brother's crazy time to advertise.

But paper can't contain fire, Jin Feng still knows.

——Because the latest issue of "Collection of Anchor's Funny Paragraphs" included a picture of his younger brother advertising while he was in the bathroom.Countless Jin Feng's fans fell in love with him madly, so Jin Feng knew the unfortunate secret of this family.

Jin Xiaoyu was treated like "Dogs and Jin Xiaoyu are not allowed to enter".