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This order is on a tight schedule—there is no such thing as a non-urgent order for food delivery.

Li Yixiao was delivering food on a small electric donkey, and Xiao Gao, who was next to him, bought a bracket to put his mobile phone on the battery car. He drove the car and took pictures all the way.

"The road ahead is always stuck in traffic, let's take the side road!" Li Yixiao said firmly.

Then—the path ahead was also blocked.

A white-haired old man was parking his car, but he didn't know how to park. He couldn't park in the parking space.

There are 10 minutes left in the time, don't afford to delay!

Li Yixiao got out of the car and knocked on the door: "Master, I'll help you park the car!"

The old man pushed his reading glasses: "Huh?"

"Master, come down for a while, I'll help you park the car in the parking space!" Li Yixiao thought he didn't hear clearly, so he repeated it again.

"Ah? What did you say?" The uncle was deaf.

"I'll help you park the car!" Li Yixiao said loudly.

"Oh, drive, I can't drive, the car belongs to my daughter."

"I said, uncle, I'll help you park the car!" Li Yixiao raised his voice to the maximum and shouted in the uncle's ear.

"Ah? Parking? How to park? I don't know how to park."

As the uncle said, he opened his mouth sluggishly, and the saliva flowed down, just like Li Shishi's grandmother, she looked like dementia!

Li Yixiao went crazy, he simply put his hand into the car door and opened the car, helped the old man out, and said to Xiao Gao: "Look at the old man!"

I got into the car again, parked the car in the parking space, and scored a hole-in-one with a textbook-like driving skill.

"To be honest, before I became an anchor, I was a driving school instructor. No matter how hard a rehabilitated student is, I can easily pass the road test with me, and I never make up the test!" Li Yixiao said to Xiao Gao and the live broadcast room .

Xiao Gao made a mindless call from the side: "666666, Da Da is too powerful!"

At this time, a middle-aged woman hurriedly ran down the corridor: "Dad! I'm going upstairs to get something. Why did you get out of the car?"

"This is your father? Is he a little demented?" Li Yixiao asked.

"Yeah, I'm going to take him to the hospital for a follow-up visit." The woman looked at him suspiciously, "Are... what's wrong?"

"You have to take care of him. He just sat in the driver's seat and drove." Li Yixiao put the car keys into the woman's hand, and said seriously, "I almost smashed the fence with the front of your car!"

"Ah? Dad?! You're trying to scare me to death! You've never touched a steering wheel in your life!" the woman said in horror.

"Huh? Oh, um, I haven't touched it." The demented old man said in a daze.

"There are 5 minutes left, I'm leaving! Take care of your father!" Li Yixiao shouted, stepped on the small electric donkey, and left like lightning.

Leaving a full screen barrage 666 in the live broadcast room, hiding merit and fame.

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The peak period of food delivery has passed, and there are fewer takeaway orders. Li Yixiao found a rest spot and sat down with Xiao Gao to have a rest.

"Daddy, I thought you were joking, but I didn't expect you to actually deliver food, no wonder you are so proficient." Xiao Gao looked at Li Yixiao with admiration.

"Do you think I'm joking? When I delivered food, my performance was very good, and I got a lot of good reviews. It may be because I am not only handsome, but also have a sweet mouth. The most important thing is that I know a little about everything, and I have a lot of skills. body." Li Yi smiled proudly.

"Technology? What technology? The technology for playing games today?" Xiao Gao asked.

"Naive! This is just a basic operation. If you deliver food to an Internet cafe now and don't help customers win two LOLOs, are you embarrassed to ask for a five-star praise? The technology I am talking about is real professional technology!"

"for example?"

Li Yixiao took a sip of water, and said righteously, "For example, driving an excavator!"

"Ah?" Xiao Gao was stunned. How about driving an excavator to deliver food?

"Once I took a big order and delivered a lot of takeaways to a construction site that didn't include food. There happened to be a big brother who was driving an excavator. We were joking. I said I could drive an excavator. He didn't believe me. I I went up and opened it, and he was so scared that he dropped his lunch box, crying and shouting to give me a five-star praise." Li Yixiao still felt unsatisfied when he thought of this passage.

Xiao Gao opened his mouth and couldn't close it for a long time: "What else can you do?"

Li Yixiao pretended to smile and said, "I know how to do it. There are many. When I deliver food to the door, I have repaired the water pipes, passed the toilet, and brought sanitary napkins. On the way to deliver food, I have put out fires in restaurants, jumped into rivers to rescue children who fell into the water, vehicles, etc. Someone was injured in a rear-end collision and helped to call 120. I haven’t done anything. I’m not the strongest, but one of the best colleagues, do you know what he has done?”

Xiao Gao shook his head blankly: "What?"

"He delivered food and saw through a case of secretly manufacturing methamphetamine in a rented house, provided the police with clues to the crime, and successfully captured these criminals!"

Xiao Gao was stunned: "So powerful?"

"Yeah, that's how powerful we are. Our takeaway arena is Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon's arena, everyone is talented, they speak nicely, they shout when they see injustice, and they serve the country loyally." Li Yixiao said solemnly.

Xiao Gao can only call now, and was so excited that he burst into tears: "Big Brother, I didn't misread you, Big Brother! You are too awesome!"

Li Yixiao brushed his hair, and said chicly: "Come on, stop flattering me, do you think I'll be bloated?"

Yes, he will, he has expanded into a hot air balloon and flew into the air.

"Hey, it's tea time, let's continue to deliver." Li Yixiao started to take orders again.

Comrade Xiao Gao, a loyal fan, happily walked around the streets with his idol, delivering food everywhere, and felt that this day was so fulfilling.

It's a pity that the weather was not good, and it rained heavily outside, and the efficiency of food delivery dropped a lot.

"Hey, why is it raining? The weather is real, and this group of people still order takeaway without stopping." Xiao Gao complained.

"It's raining, we like to deliver food on rainy days. When it rains, everyone is too lazy to go out to eat, and they all order takeaway, and our business will be fine. Besides, the price of the order will increase on rainy days. Originally, four An order of five yuan, now the delivery fee is doubled, and it is easy to earn an extra 200 yuan a day. I just like rainy days!" Li Yixiao said happily.

"Ah, that's it. Daddy, you are so amazing." Xiao Gao was a layman who didn't know the secrets of the takeaway world, and everything he heard felt fresh.

Li Yixiao was flattered by the praise, and brushed his hair on the sidelines, and said vigorously while doing it: "That's necessary. Back then, I ran 80 orders a day, and I was the ace delivery guy who ranked first in the station."

A small fan called him frantically, Li Yixiao was very inflated, and he boasted about his experience in the past: "It is said that when I was still in the rivers and lakes, there was a heavy rain, the city was flooded, the BMW couldn't move an inch, and I was forced to abandon the horse and die. Let's go. Seeing that the delivery time is approaching, I had an idea and made up my mind."

Li Yixiao saw that Xiao Gao and the fans were aroused, and proudly said: "It's too late to say, so soon, I convinced people with reasoning, borrowed a kayak from a small shop nearby, and chug chug in the street. I went on a rampage and rushed to the scene with takeaway. I was stunned by the owner of the stalled car next to me, and asked me, buddy, is the kayak sold? I was in a hurry to go home. I said, no. But brother, I see You are handsome and talented, and I can give you a ride for free. So I drove the owner of the car and drove away, surfing the street. I delivered the food to the door, and the owner asked, brother, how do you know I live here? I I was taken aback, coincidence, this is a coincidence! So I walked upstairs, stood in front of the door on the second floor, and knocked on the door. The owner of the car was behind me, and suddenly realized: Brother, that is my takeaway. So I delivered customers and takeaways at the same time The five-star service that arrived at the door has another good review."

Xiao Gao was taken aback when he heard this, wondering why his idol is so awesome.

Li Yixiao put on his raincoat and said calmly: "Let's go, this order, our mission will be fulfilled!"

So the two of them braved the heavy rain and delivered the takeaway order to the destination. Because of the rain and traffic jams, there were many accidents on the road. The two of them were like the master and apprentice who experienced ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships in Journey to the West. It took a lot of hard work to reach the destination.

"It's too late! Deduct money for being late! I'll order confirmation first!" Li Yixiao had already arrived downstairs, and the car didn't even have time to park. After the order confirmation was delivered, he rushed upstairs, frightened to follow Xiao Gao who was photographed He also got out of the car in a hurry, before the car could be locked in time, and followed him all the way upstairs.

"Your takeaway is here!" Li Yixiao knocked on the door.

The door opened, and there was a young girl inside, who said angrily, "You haven't delivered the food yet, why did you order to confirm first? Is this the attitude of delivering food? I want to give you a bad review!"

Li Yixiao knew that it was time to test an ace deliveryman again!

He pretended to be annoyed and said: "You little girl, you are so beautiful, why do you have such a bad temper? Your temper is not worthy of your appearance!"

The girl who was praised for her beauty was taken aback for a moment, secretly happy in her heart, and said shyly, "How can I have a bad temper?"

Li Yixiao said sternly: "But it's also reasonable. It's normal for a beautiful girl to have a bit of a temper. Not only am I not angry when I'm scolded by a beautiful woman, but I also think it's good. After all, such a beautiful girl usually doesn't talk to me. .”

The girl was shy: "Forget it, let it be like this, it's not easy for you to deliver food on a rainy day."

Hey, doesn't that solve the problem?

Li Yixiao winked at Xiao Gao who was following the stairs by the stairs, did you see, this is a show operation!

But how can an "ace fat master" be satisfied with this?

It's time to show off his acting skills again, he, Li Yixiao, not only wants the client to cancel the bad review, but also asks her to give a good review!

Li Yixiao wiped the rain from his face, and said seriously: "Girl, I misunderstood you, you are really kind-hearted. As for this matter, please listen to my explanation. It was my fault for sending it late. It was raining outside. I accidentally ran into someone. The owner of the car was unreasonable and pulled me into a big mouth. I said nothing, but he would not let me go. I must wait for the traffic police to come. I... hey, I am in a hurry I paid him 1000 yuan for the takeaway. I... this... hey, it's all my fault and I didn't drive carefully."

As he spoke, Li Yixiao wiped away tears that did not exist.

When the girl heard this, she was taken aback, and said embarrassedly: "Is that so... are you alright?"

"Miss, you are so kind! At this time, you still care about my health." Li Yixiao was moved, "Then girl, can you give me a good review. Although a good review can only reward me with an extra dollar, but the mosquitoes will never give me a good review." Small is meat, if I can get a thousand good reviews, won’t this be my money back?”

When the girl heard this, she not only gave him a good review, but also tipped him 50 yuan.

Li Yixiao left with a thousand thanks.

"See, this is the real technology!" Li Yixiao said proudly.

Xiao Gao was dumbfounded: "It's too powerful, Da Da, you are too powerful! It's just...a glib tongue!"

Li Yixiao was stunned for a moment, is that what the eloquent tongue means?

Xiao Gao felt that it was not enough to praise one idiom, and he should praise more: "Not only is the tongue smooth, but also the rhetoric, and the rhetoric!"

Forget it, it was just to compliment him anyway, Li Yixiao decided not to think about it, brushed his hair, and said triumphantly: "Sometimes in life, you need to tell some white lies, so that customers can understand you after listening, and you It got good reviews, isn’t it a great win-win?”

Xiao Gao applauded vigorously from the side: "Da Da is right."

Li Yixiao said: "Although some time was wasted this time, we got good reviews."

"Yes, yes, praise is the most important thing!"

"Although I told a little lie, the customer is very satisfied!"

"Yes, yes, customer satisfaction is the most important thing!"

"To be an ace delivery guy, it's very important to speak smartly."

"Yes, yes, it is very important!"

The two sang together and went downstairs until they came to the parking place downstairs. In the place where the two people's battery cars were originally parked, the two battery cars that were too late to lock had long since disappeared.

Li Yixiao and Xiao Gao were both confused, and exclaimed, "Where's my car?!"

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"Let me sum it up. You delivered 140 orders today, and you earned a total of 50 yuan. You received a tip once, which was 730 yuan. But you lost a battery car and a delivery box, and the loss amounted to 540 yuan. After After a busy day, your net loss is [-] yuan." Qiu Ning held back a smile, and did the math for Li Yixiao.

Li Yixiao curled up on the sofa with his head in his arms: "Don't say it, that car belongs to Brother Lu, and I compensated him for a new one. I also compensated Xiao Gao with 2000 yuan. Today's live streaming tipping is not enough , and you want me to post it backwards, how can I do such a crime?"

The 20 agreed with his parents is so far away, he wants Chen Yang to accept more advertisements for him!

"Who told you not to lock the car?" Xia Tianyu mocked, "You deserve it if you lose it."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.” I’m no longer an ace card card player anymore. Lying hurts people." Li Yixiao began to chatter.

The two girls gave him sideways glances.

Serve it right.