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"That is to say, none of us are willing to cook today." Li Yixiao asked seriously, looking around at the people at the table.

"Hmm, it's impossible for a beautiful girl like me who doesn't touch the spring water with her ten fingers to cook, and it's impossible to cook in this life." Xia Tianyu snorted pretentiously, determined not to go to the kitchen.

Just kidding, when she was a child, she was exhausted cooking for a few members of the family or cooking with firewood. She had had enough of that kind of life. Now that she has money and can eat takeaway, what else do she cook!Besides, knowing how to cook is a must!Looking at Qiu Ning's pretense, she insisted that she can't cook!Even Qiu Ning doesn't know how, how can she reveal that she can!

"Jin Feng, don't you do it too?" Li Yixiao looked at him condemningly.

Jin Feng was obsessed with the game, barely raised his head from the front of the phone: "...I cook...it doesn't taste good, let's make instant noodles."

"Soaked noodles are not good for your health, they have preservatives!" Xia Tianyu cared about the male god's health, "Let me make you a love lunch! Oh... no, I don't know how to cook, hehe, I don't know. "

"...Oh." Jin Feng weighed preservatives and cooking, and said seriously, "You're welcome, I'll choose preservatives."

Li Yixiao gave up on this gaming nerd, and turned to Qiu Ning, "Qiu Ning, what do you think?"

Qiu Ning smiled gently and generously: "I'll try it, I've never cooked before."

Li Yixiao's eyes became vigilant all of a sudden: "No, no, since you haven't even cooked, how can you have the nerve to let you cook! What if you make a bunch of darkness..."

Li Yixiao's words gradually fell under Qiu Ning's gentle smile.

Qiu Ning asked, "Huh? Darkness?"

Li Yixiao swallowed with a "gudong" sound: "No, nothing, I didn't doubt that you would make dark dishes like my mother's, nor did I doubt that you would blow up the kitchen! Absolutely not!"

"Thank you for your trust, you are really a good person." Qiu Ning smiled extraordinarily gently.

Li Yixiao, who was given a good person card, shivered a little. The coercion was frightening. She deserved to be a woman at the top of the food chain.

Only Xia Tianyu pursed her mouth in displeasure, hum, Qiu Ning is a pretender!

"Ahem, comrades, today Han Mai went out to work and experience life, we can't bully honest people, and I, an honest person, will go on strike today, so I decided, let's order takeaway!" Li Yixiao resolutely said.

"It should have been like this a long time ago." Xia Tianyu rolled her eyes, "I've already ordered it! Vegetable salad! A fairy like me only eats grass every day."

Li Yixiao glanced at her sideways, who would snatch his supper the most every night?Sooner or later this fake fairy turns into a fat fairy.

"What did you order?" Li Yixiao asked Jin Feng.

"Mian..." Jin Feng said honestly.

Li Yixiao looked at him again condemningly: "What kind of noodles are you eating? Do you know how to write the word "healthy"? Are you tired of instant noodles every day? Hurry up and return something else!"

Jin Feng said silently: "It's already ordered, and it will be sent quickly."

"It hasn't been delivered yet." Li Yixiao just said that when he heard a "ding dong", the doorbell rang.

"No way? So fast?" Li Yixiao was stunned.

Qiu Ning calmly stood up from her seat, and smiled at them, "Sorry, it's my takeaway."

Li Yixiao covered his chest: "We are discussing who cooks here, but you secretly ordered takeaway! So you are such Qiuning!"

Qiu Ning blinked: "Isn't the result of the discussion everyone ordering takeaway?"

Li Yixiao: "Yes... yes."

Qiu Ning opened the door, and the takeaway boy outside the door...ah no, the takeaway uncle, stuffed the takeaway into Qiu Ning's arms, and said mechanically: "Your takeaway has been delivered, please call me anytime if you have any questions. If you are satisfied with my service, please give me a five-star praise! Thank you for your support!"

This voice is so familiar... Could it be... Li Yixiao raised his head and looked towards the door.

The uncle outside the door stared straight ahead blankly, his uniform soaked in sweat.

"You are brother Lu Ping'an, right? We met before, you sweat a lot, come in and have a rest." Qiu Ning remembered who this delivery man was, and he once delivered food here. Li Yixiao's old acquaintance.

"Ah... oh... no... I still have 1 takeaways to deliver." Lu Pingan said weakly with dull eyes.

"Brother Lu, I'll go, why are you so pale?" Li Yixiao sat up from the chair.

When Lu Pingan saw someone he was familiar with, he forced a smile, and said angrily, "It's just a smile, hello, I'm fine, I'm fine, you're fine, everyone is fine, very fine... "

Li Yixiao looked at him in horror: "It's over, his speech is confused!"

Lu Pingan stood upright like a robot, his complexion was as pale as a ghost, beads of sweat rolled down his face.A gust of hot wind blew outside, he suddenly shivered, and fell straight to the ground.

"Brother Lu!" "Are you okay?" "What's wrong with him?" They panicked and helped him onto the sofa in the living room.

"What's wrong with him?" Qiu Ning asked, "Should I call 120?"

"He has a sign hanging around his neck!" Xia Tianyu saw the sign on Lu Pingan's body sharply.

Li Yixiao flipped through the sign, and it said: I fainted because of heatstroke due to the heat, I have a bottle of medicine in my pocket, thank you very much!

"He... is well prepared." Xia Tianyu said in a daze.

"It seems that he has a lot of experience." Qiu Ning also said.

"This is the basic operation. It's really hard for us to deliver food." Li Yixiao said seriously, and quickly took out Lu Ping'an's pocket, took out a bottle of Huoxiang Zhengqi Water, and poured it into Lu Ping'an.

Lu Pingan twitched for a while, opened his eyes suddenly, and sat up straight.

"Brother Lu, are you awake? How do you feel? Are you okay?" Li Yixiao asked with concern.

"Very good, I'm going to deliver food, it's very good, I can deliver food now!" Lu Pingan stood up from the sofa like a robot, and walked out the door.

"You are sick so don't send it away! Go home and have a good rest!" Li Yixiao stopped him and advised.

"No, the backstage sent me 1 orders, and I have to finish them, or I will deduct money!" Lu Pingan took out his mobile phone and said seriously with a pale face.

Li Yixiao glanced at the background of his order, good guy, so many sent in one go!

"It's alright, alright, you just lie down today, I'll help you!" Li Yixiao snatched his phone, asked for the password, and said to himself, "I used to be an 'Ace Fat Master' anyway—— The fat that sticks to the skin, not to mention the wind, rain and sun, is a den of robbers and robbers, this takeaway will also be delivered to your home!"

Xia Tianyu applauded from the side, and praised in a fake way: "I can't tell, you are quite professional."

"It's very hot, do you really want to go?" Qiu Ning asked.

"That's necessary, my brother is lying here, can I not help with this?" Li Yixiao patted his chest and said solemnly, "Brother's difficulties are my difficulties, and my creed in life is, do good deeds every day, This favor, I helped!"

Lu Pingan touched his hand: "Smile, my good brother, I really don't know how to thank you!"

"Brother Lu, don't say that if you are a brother!" Li Yixiao also held his hand.

Xia Tianyu asked Qiu Ning in a low voice: "Is Li Yixiao infected by Han Mai? Talk to brother and shut up to brother."

Qiu Ning smiled helplessly.

"Don't worry, I will definitely deliver the takeaway to you on time, so many orders will not be missed!" Li Yixiao said righteously.

"Bring this!" Lu Pingan took out the remaining bottle of Huoxiangzhengqi water from his pocket, "It's hot, don't get heatstroke, your body is important!"

"Brother Lu, don't worry. Before I became an anchor, I was an ace delivery guy. I know how to protect myself." Li Yixiao said.

The two seemed to be parting soldiers in the trenches, and the outdoors without air-conditioning seemed to be a battlefield full of gunfire, and even the surrounding BGM became a passionate war song.

"Brother Lu, I'm going!" Li Yixiao said solemnly.

"Go, smile, take care of yourself and come back safely!" Lu Pingan said with tears, "When delivering goods to your door, remember to lock the battery car at any time, otherwise it will be stolen. I have already lost two of them."

"The world is getting worse, and people's hearts are not old. Even stealing a battery car is simply not human!" Li Yixiao said angrily, "Don't worry, I will remember!"

Li Yixiao walked out of the gate resolutely, turned around and said, "This food delivery trip, wait for me to come back victorious! I am the ace delivery man! Once the order is received, the mission will be fulfilled!"

"Come on!" Qiu Ning smiled at him.

Xia Tianyu waved her hand impatiently: "Come back alive."

Jin Feng raised his head from the phone screen inexplicably, wondering why Li Yixiao set up a flag before leaving, did he think his accident physique was not terrible enough?

Li Yixiao, who had changed into his uniform, took Lu Ping'an's battery car key, turned on Lu Ping'an's cell phone, and began to plan the route.The sun was so hot that he couldn't keep his eyes open, Li Yixiao touched the pocket of the battery car, and sure enough he had sunglasses.

Put on sunglasses, tidy up your uniform, step onto the e-Donkey, the passionate BGM sounds, and "Ace Fat Master" Li Yixiao makes his comeback!

"It's time to show your real skills!" Li Yixiao shouted, and the little eDonkey left in the dust.

The author has something to say: Li Yixiao's life illusion: I am not an accident physique today.

Chapter 39 A Day in the Life of an Ace Delivery Boy 02┃Although there is a small problem, I can solve it!

The world of food delivery is a complicated world.

Every order is Schrödinger's order, and you never know whether the order will be canceled before you deliver it to someone.Not only that, but the location you send may be any place: the customer's home, which is the most basic; a certain company, which is too common; a certain Internet cafe, which is so common that you can bring two orders along the way!

But today, Li Yixiao, who had retired for a long time, encountered an order with SSS level difficulty as soon as he started.

Li Yixiao took the takeaway that he had just picked up from the store, and drove all the way to the destination. He looked at the detailed address in confusion: on the 38th floor of a certain building on a certain road, the elevator is under maintenance.

Li Yixiao dialed the phone: "Hi, I'm XX takeaway. I've delivered your takeaway. It's downstairs. Can you come down and get it?"

The man on the opposite side panted, "Downstairs? No, send it up for me. I'm busy with work and I don't have time to come down!"

Li Yixiao said in horror: "But the elevator on this floor says it's under maintenance! Which idiot won't fix the elevator when it's broken?"

The other side was silent for a while: "I just repair the elevator."

Young birthday!I'm afraid I won't get good reviews!

"...Sir, please wait a moment, I'll send it to the 38th floor right away!" Li Yixiao hung up the phone quickly, touched his still hungry stomach, took a few deep breaths resignedly, and planned how to get rid of this person The plan to get five-star praise from customers who have accumulated anger points needs to be like this, so there should be no problem.

After the plan was completed, Li Yixiao carried the takeaway box and started to climb the stairs.

For the five-star praise, fight!

After 1 years, Li Yixiao finally climbed up to the 38th floor. At this time, he was already panting and sweating like a cow, and he could pass away on the spot if he took a breath.

"First... first... first... first... sir... you... your... your... your... foreign... foreign... selling... right... right... sorry... send... send ...Delivery late...please...please...please give me...a five-star review!" Li Yixiao stammered more than Jin Feng and fell to the ground with a "boom".

The customer panicked, helped him up quickly, and handed him water: "Brother, I'm sorry to let you climb such a high building! I give you a good review! Very good review!"

Li Yixiao, who pretended to be fainted, woke up leisurely, and asked expectantly: "Really?"

"Really!" The customer quickly wrote him a five-star praise.

The moment the praise was sent, Li Yixiao got up from the ground like a carp: "Thank you for your praise, I'll go and see you!"

After finishing speaking, Li Yixiao, who got a five-star praise by tricking the difficult customer, ran away and rushed to the next order.

Hmph, don't underestimate the acting skills of "Ace Fat Master", who sells miserably and cheats praises, that's professional!

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"Master, are you ready?" Li Yixiao asked while leaning against the kitchen door, eating dry bread to satisfy his hunger.

"Young man, don't be so impatient. If you are impatient, you can't eat hot tofu. If you are impatient, you will have a daughter. I don't believe in folk remedies and don't see Chinese medicine. I gave birth to three sons. Why? Because I am not in a hurry. Little brother, wait a little longer, This dish will be finished soon." The cooking chef calmly responded in Mandarin with a dialect accent while adding ingredients to the pot.

With the loud Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra music in the bustling kitchen, the style of painting is very Buddhist.

But the cooking chef can be Buddhist, but he, Li Yixiao, can't!

Li Yixiao looked desperately at the kitchen full of oily smoke, his whole body was soaked in sweat, the more anxious he was, the more he sweated, and the more he sweated, the more impatient he became.

There are a few takeaway boys next to him, who pick up takeaways from this store like him. They are familiar with the style of this store, and calmly said: "This store cooks very slowly. I am late and deduct money not once or twice."

"Ah? Really?" Li Yixiao heard it, and his heart suddenly jumped.

He has encountered this situation many times. It is obvious that the store is slow to deliver the food, but in the end it is not delivered, and the takeaway boy’s money is still deducted. Sad, sad, wronged, and nowhere to tell, he had to squat at the door of the kitchen crying and begging. Cook faster.

"Little brother, this pot of fried rice cake with shredded pork is ready, I'll pack it for you!" The chef handed out the fried dish, and slowly went to pack it into a box.

"Don't, don't! I'm coming!" Li Yixiao couldn't stand such a slow speed, and immediately grabbed the plate and started packing skillfully.

After packing, Li Yixiao heaved a sigh of relief, there is still 10 minutes, there is still time!

Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned his head, he found that the food he had packed had been chopped off!

The takeaway brother who witnessed the whole process of his packing took away the box of takeaway with a smile: "Thank you for helping me pack it, brother, this fried rice cake with shredded pork is mine!"

Li Yixiao was dumbfounded, and looked at his takeaway—fuck it, it really wasn't shredded pork fried rice cakes!

Looking at the time on the phone again, there are less than 10 minutes left for the takeaway!

"Master! The next order is always mine, right?!" Li Yixiao looked at the unhurried cooker and wailed.

A takeaway guy next to him who was playing with his mobile phone raised his head quietly and said, "It's mine."

"Huh? It's not my turn yet? Longevity, I'm going to be late!" Li Yixiao went crazy.

"Little brother, you are too impatient. I was so impatient when I was young. Later, I went to Tibet. In a temple deep in the mountains, I met a group of lamas. The lamas recited scriptures for me every day and taught me to meditate. I was in the temple. I lived there for three months, and I almost shaved my hair and became a monk..." The chef of the stir-fry was cooking slowly, while talking about his journey of wandering in Tibet to find himself in Buddhism when he was young.

"Master, borrow a spatula, I'll do it myself!" Li Yixiao couldn't wait any longer, rushed into the kitchen, picked up an idle pot, heated up the oil, and started cooking by himself.

The cooking chef next to him still had a buddhist mentality: "Young man, you are holding the pot in the wrong posture. This dish needs to be thickened. Can you do it well? Let me teach you..."

"Thank you master, next time, I have 8 minutes left!" Li Yixiao screamed, no matter what his posture is, he quickly fried the ingredients and packed them away!If you are late for 1 minute, you will be fined ten yuan! "

Li Yixiao, who was not at all Buddhist, finished his order like a broken bamboo, packed like a wind and rushed to the battery car at the door: "Master, I'm leaving first!"

The master who was still cooking slowly said calmly: "Okay, little brother, you go, be careful on the road, young people don't look around when driving, and don't play with mobile phones. There are too many battery cars now, and some people play while driving. Mobile phones, this is very unsafe, prone to traffic accidents, even if there are no traffic accidents, it is easy to get dizzy and short-sighted, which is very detrimental to personal health and growth..."

The delivery boy who was still waiting for his order at the door of the kitchen said quietly, "Master, is my order ready? I'm going to be late."

"Hurry up, young man, let me tell you, don't be too anxious to be a human being. It is easy to have a daughter if you are anxious. Although men and women are equal now, and it is the same to have boys and girls, but when you give birth to a daughter, you will worry about her..."

The takeaway guy hugged his head silently: "Master, stop reading, I can't bear this curse."

The cooking chef put down the spatula: "Wukong, is that you?"

"Don't care if it's true or not, if you don't give me the food, the Bone Demon will come to eat Tang Monk's meat. Hurry up, Master!!!"