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Chapter 34 Zheng Xianxian's Shining Debut 04┃Black and red are also red
This time, maybe Zheng Xianxian really couldn't make it through.
Li Yixiao thinks so, and netizens think so, even the agent Chen Yang is about to resign himself to fate.
But there are so many incredible things happening in this world. Internet celebrities will become Internet blacks, and Internet blacks will also become Internet celebrities.
#My mother is not a fairy#
Since Zheng Xianxian posted this sentence on Weibo, it immediately became the latest Internet slang. Countless girls seemed to find an outlet to vent their emotions, and excitedly used this sentence in their Weibo, QQ, WeChat, and Put Zheng Xianxian P into the emoticon package.
It's too tiring to hold it. This feeling is not only felt by Internet celebrities like Zheng Xianxian, but also by countless men and women who pack themselves for life.
In this era where communication and interaction have become extremely convenient, check-in at online celebrity restaurants, take pictures at Starbucks, make-up and buy bags and clothes, everyone is trying to show their high-end life, but their credit cards and hearts are exhausted.This kind of life dominated by consumerism is like sitting on a speeding train. Everyone is afraid that one day it will derail.
Under this kind of fear, Zheng Xianxian's declaration of not being a fairy suddenly became popular.
No one thought that the company's well-planned whitewashing plan was useless, but Zheng Xianxian's sincere words won her many rational fans.
Someone defended her, Zheng Xianxian was just showing a beautiful life to everyone, it has nothing to do with whether she is as gentle and demure as shown in the video, who can be in front of the boss and customers The same face in front of friends?Everyone should pay more attention to her works, not her own personality.
Someone also defended her, Zheng Xianxian did something to protect her best friend, where can I find such a good sister?Having a girlfriend like her is simply the happiest thing in my life.
At this time, Fan Wenyi posted a very touching long Weibo.
She recounted the suffering of a little girl growing up.Her parents didn't like her because she was a girl. She developed breasts early in junior high school, and was ridiculed and excluded by boys and girls.In college, because of her coquettish looks, she was rumored to be a mistress and was taken care of. The roommates in the dormitory threw all her things in the corridor and forced her to rent an apartment outside.She was timid, inferior, and dared not argue with others, so she could only suffer in silence, so she suffered from depression and struggled on the verge of dropping out of school.
It was Zheng Xianxian who saved her. Like a real fairy, she suddenly fell from the sky and pulled her out of the mess of her life.
Zheng Xianxian is like an old hen protecting her cubs.Said that she was a classmate of Xiaosan, and Zheng Xianxian pushed her into the toilet and gave her a good beating, forcing people to clarify the facts and admit to spreading rumors, and she was almost demerited by the school.Those who drove her out of the dormitory were "heart-to-heart-talked" by her one by one, and put their luggage back in the dormitory openly, and she dared to throw their things down the stairs to anyone who dared to throw them out.
Zheng Xianxian was the first to praise her for her beauty.She said she was as pretty as a vixen, so people were jealous of her, fearing that she would steal their attention.She also said that a vixen has to look like a vixen, how can a vixen who is cowed by being bullied be ashamed of a vixen.
Encouraged by Zheng Xianxian, Fan Wenyi finally dared to look at herself in the mirror: a face as big as a palm, eyes like peach blossoms, a straight nose, a small cherry mouth that doesn't blush... She is indeed beautiful.Under the guidance of Zheng Xianxian, she began to dress herself up, learn makeup, and share her makeup experience, becoming a beauty blogger.
"If there were no immortals, I would still be that inferior and cowardly Fan Wenyi until now. I might not know that I could have a different life until I die. I can't choose my parents, my appearance, but I can choose my friends She said she never wanted to be a fairy anymore, but in my eyes, she is my eternal little fairy. Thank you, my best friend, I am willing to support you for the rest of my life, and I will always love you." Fan Wenyi said at the end Write it like this.
Fan Wenyi's narrated stories let people see the real Zheng Xianxian under her appearance. She has a hot and impulsive personality, protects her weaknesses and is loyal. She is not a perfect fairy, she is just herself.
The title of "Best Girlfriend of the Year" was fixed on Zheng Xianxian's head. She was in the center of the vortex, but she was not in a hurry. She ate and drank every day. She even filmed "What does Zheng Xianxian do at home when there is no script" The video - planned by Li Yixiao, said it was to divert the attention of netizens, and to "clean up" her by the way, to make it both funny and real.
After Zheng Xianxian heard the plan that Li Yixiao made for her overnight, she asked in shock, "What kind of invincible and rotten person are you? Did you owe me [-] million in your last life?"
Li Yixiao, who had a pair of dark circles under his eyes, yawned and said, "Yes, yes, now that I have to pay off the debt, why don't you kneel down and call Dad!"
Zheng Xianxian giggled, put his arm around Li Yixiao's neck and said, "Good brother, you will be my brother from now on, the kind you have born! Aren't you going to make a video? Do you want to borrow the venue? I will lend you the whole town! Do you want someone? I’ll act as an actor for you myself! Need money? I’ll give you the card, just swipe it!”
"Come on, big brother, the most urgent thing now is to get your affairs done! Hurry up and tidy up, I will give you a one-stop service for the post-shooting of the set today! Hurry up, I will die suddenly if I don't sleep! Give me a black card. Brush it!" Li Yixiao entered the working state.
He didn't intend to do his best at first, and it was his duty to help her clarify on Weibo, but it was not his duty to help Zheng Xianxian with emergency plans.
However, Fan Wenyi's story moved him, and he felt that he should do something for them.
Zheng Xianxian does have various shortcomings, her personality is not likable, and she offends people a lot, but even so, Li Yixiao still believes that she is a good person—when everyone isolates Fan Wenyi and hurts her recklessly. At that time, she was the only one who stood up and stood up for this girl she didn't know well.
It would have been unrequited kindness that even she herself would have been isolated together, but she was rewarded: they became each other's best friends, and would remain friends for life.
Li Yixiao feels that they all deserve a better future.
Just doing a good deed that day, Li Yixiao muttered to himself, and quickly directed the people on the shooting scene to circle around.
Soon, this video will be finished.In the video, Zheng Xianxian gave up her complicated and fancy fairy hairstyles and tied a ball head, which is necessary for girls to be lazy. She woke up in the morning to make breakfast for herself, because while she was swiping her phone, the scrambled eggs were burnt, and she ate them with a frown.Going out for a walk, where she lived was still some distance from the town, there was a piece of wild grass nearby, and there were a few wild dogs, she stepped on the dog shit, and hiccupped angrily.
Walking the dog in the afternoon, the male dog on the leash saw the bitch next door, frantically wagging his tail and rushed forward to ask for friendship. She couldn't hold back, and apologized to the bitch with all her strength, saying that she would compensate her for the milk powder, and brought back a few pieces of meat Give it, and then frantically complain about wanting to castrate this perverted dog, there are already dozens of puppies, and now they have to hook up with each other, so I will ask the doctor to make him a eunuch this week!Gouzi listened to her reprimand with his tail drooping aggrievedly, while his orange cat wandered past and meowed, as if in agreement.
In the evening, Zheng Xianxian was wearing a bulky home clothes, watching the game and playing games at the same time. From time to time, he grabbed the snacks on the coffee table and ate a few bites. He even scolded his mother when he lost the game.The orange cat lay on her belly, weighing her down, and the dog walked around her, stealing snacks.
Zheng Xianxian took off her fairy cloak and looked like an ordinary girl, living an ordinary life.
Finally, there was an interview session, where Fan Wenyi acted as an interviewer and asked her questions from netizens: "Do you like farming?"
Zheng Xianxian looked at the video with contempt and said: "Whoever likes to farm will come! Such a large piece of land, do you think I farm when I have nothing to do? Tell you, farmers here are hired to grow it, and I pay for it! Garbage The company will not reimburse you for this!"
"How did you learn how to brew your own wine, make your own dry goods, and make your own furniture?" Fan Wenyi asked again.
"One depends on Baidu, and the other depends on the teacher. I am not born with this. Of course I learned it before shooting the video! I really can't do it anymore. Cut off the screen and let the staff upload it! Does anyone really want to watch my video to learn? How to make furniture? Then I will recommend to you the chopsticks video of an old carpenter in our village. He has been a carpenter for 30 years. It is really good, and it is true that no one watches it. Let’s be honest, you just want to see the gimmick of beautiful women , just to see how beautiful I am!" Zheng Xianxian was confident.
"What do you usually like to do?" Fan Wenyi asked.
Zheng Xianxian finally woke up, sat up straight and said, "I like playing games the most! My dream is to stay at home and play games all my life!"
"It's okay for you to spend time making videos when you're not at work. Don't you have any dreams?" Fan Wenyi asked another sharp question.
Zheng Xianxian sneered: "Go to work? My dream is not to go to work! Whose dream is to go to work, stand up and go to work!"
Fan Wenyi also explained: "I think going to work is just a form of work. For example, my job is to evaluate various makeup and skin care products. If I don't go to work, it doesn't mean I'm not working. I think so. What do you have? If you disagree, please correct me in the comment area.”
"Going to work is work? There are so many people who go to work abroad after work! Some garbage colleagues who don't know how to get in, say they work eight hours a day, but they actually work for 10 minutes." Zheng Xianxian said.
Fan Wenyi smiled: "There is another question, which is rather strange... Let's see if you want to answer it."
Zheng Xianxian waved his hand and said, "Ask!"
Fan Wenyi blushed, and read the question embarrassingly: "This question, I want to ask, will we get married?"
Zheng Xianxian laughed loudly, took Fan Wenyi's hand and said, "Let's go, let's get married right away! As long as the state approves, we will get married on the spot!"
Fan Wenyi also couldn't stop laughing, explaining to the audience: "If I can marry my best friend, I will be very happy! But we are not in that kind of relationship!"
Zheng Xianxian pretended to be angry: "Who said we are not in that kind of relationship, what kind of relationship are we?"
Fan Wenyi smiled: "Pure female-daughter relationship! You are my little fairy."
Both couldn't stop laughing.
The video ended here. There was no professional team to produce this video. Li Yixiao took his roommates to shoot for Zheng Xianxian, and he also wrote the plan.
Li Yixiao put it this way: "I think that since the human design has collapsed, it should be completely collapsed. Your first video after the collapse of the human design must be well shot, because everyone will be very interested in watching it. This At that time, if you shoot the previous videos, it will be very fake, and everyone will think you are a hypocrite. Why don’t you just shoot the real you, and in the next issue, you will shoot real rural life, and shoot in a funny direction. Your fairy girl is gone now, but the real value lies in it!"
Zheng Xianxian adopted his opinion, Li Yixiao tried hard to persuade Chen Yang again, and finally filmed this episode of "What Zheng Xianxian Does at Home When There is No Script", the effect is surprisingly good, and the number of views exceeds that of any previous video of Zheng Xianxian. Many netizens expressed that they were fans of this brand new and unpretentious Zheng Xianxian circle.
There are also strange netizens who say that lily is really delicious.
not understand well.
Although Zheng Xianxian is still full of controversy, black and red are also red, which is better than never recovering from a setback.
The most amazing thing is that after this farce, Zheng Xianxian received a movie audition.
"Huh? Ask me for an audition?" Zheng Xianxian was very surprised, and quickly shared the matter with Li Yixiao and the others.
"Now that I know how Chinese movies are finished, I actually asked you to audition." Xia Tianyu said sourly.
"What kind of audition is it?" Li Yixiao asked.
"It's a movie about youth growth. It's basically about a little girl who was bullied, with the help of her girlfriends and friends, she finally got out of the shadow of school violence and had a new life. I played her girlfriend, and it's said to be a true performance." Zheng Xianxian said.
Xia Tianyu was so sour that the sea of vinegar was churning, at least she didn't say anything radical, and left angrily.
They are also from the village, so why is Zheng Xianxian more popular than her?So angry!
She also wants to be popular!
The author has something to say: Tian Tian: I love lemons!
Although the introduction says that it is an [-]th line anchor who is not popular, in fact everyone became popular in the end (.
Chapter 35 My fans really hate me I should have known 01┃Who wants to hack me?I'm going to tell Dad to deal with you!
"Old girl, I'm more or less an internet celebrity now, right?" Li Yixiao asked Xia Tianyu seriously.
Xia Tianyu gave him a blank stare: "Internet celebrity? Oh, your short video popularity is not bad, but how is your live broadcast popularity? Has it become popular?"
Li Yixiao fell off the sofa and cried loudly on the carpet: "Don't mention it, my drainage plan failed! So many fans don't want to watch my live broadcast, they just want to watch short videos and go Run, you beast!"
Xia Tianyu giggled and kept laughing: "You think it's easy to drain, why don't you solidify your fans first?"
Qiu Ning suggested from the side: "You should learn how other anchors operate Weibo first. I see that your Weibo only updates food series content, which is not conducive to forming a fan base. You can do more other things. Events, post about your daily life.”
Li Yixiao thought about it, yes, he used to only do content, and he was not very good at running Weibo, Yuanyuan took care of it all by himself, so he should learn.
Just doing what he said, Li Yixiao actively followed the Weibo accounts of a group of food anchors and started to study.
At this time, a familiar ID came into view again: Uncle Braised.
Hey, isn't this the newcomer food anchor who clashed with him about dark cooking?Obviously, Li Yixiao rushed to the street to find no one, but this braised uncle became a big hit and became a mudslide among the gourmet anchors. His career is booming, and he has become a new online celebrity gourmet anchor.
Why did this person pay attention to him?
Like a voyeur, Li Yixiao searched through all the Weibos of Uncle Hongshao, and found that he manages Weibo in a very good way, and occasionally does some lucky draws and other small benefits.So Li Yixiao also went back to the gate, and greeted Uncle Braised with a private message.
This time, the braised uncle quickly replied to his private message, and the two also exchanged WeChat IDs.
After hooking up with Uncle Red Roast, Li Yixiao asked him some questions about Weibo management. Uncle Red Roast answered them one by one with a good attitude, but Li Yixiao benefited a lot.The two quickly became friends with a good relationship, and they would mention each other casually during the live broadcast.
Li Yixiao was quite happy to have made the first food anchor friend who is not from the same agency.
Under the advice of Uncle Braised, Li Yixiao decided to hold a lottery.
Celebrating his breakthrough of [-] followers.
As for the lottery prize, Li Yixiao chose cooked beef made by himself, for which he also bought a small vacuum sealing machine.
Li Yixiao distributed the remaining cooked beef to his roommates, which received unanimous praise.
But never expected that the well-intentioned lottery would cause a big mess.
Within a few days, the winning fan posted a long Weibo: "Food blogger draws a lottery to send dark food, which caused me to be hospitalized with food poisoning".
His medical records and payment list are attached to the long Weibo.
The first career crisis in Li Yixiao's new life came.
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"Impossible! You have all eaten my beef, has anyone got food poisoning now?" Li Yixiao walked around the living room anxiously.
Han Mai went out to work, Jin Feng was editing game videos, only two girls, Qiu Ning and Xia Tianyu, were left in the living room, and they both shook their heads.
"Could it be that the seal was not done properly, and the food leaked?" Qiu Ning calmly analyzed it, and felt that this was the most likely possibility.
"Impossible. When that fan first received the item, I confirmed it with him. He said there was no problem, it was sealed, and he even took a photo for me to see." Li Yixiao said.
"Then you can ask Chen Yang, he has rich experience, so hurry up and do some crisis public relations." Qiu Ning said.
"Hurry up, hurry up, let Chen Yang spend money to delete the post, delete it quickly!" Xia Tianyu said.
Li Yixiao sat down on the sofa and said helplessly: "How can I delete this post? You know in the information age? In the information age, everything you say on the Internet will leave evidence. It's over."
"Then what should we do?" Xia Tianyu was also a little anxious.
"I asked Chen Yang, and Chen Yang said that if I should first think about whether there is a problem with the food, if not, then someone must be messing with me." Li Yixiao grabbed his hair indiscriminately, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Who is messing with me! That fan was alright at first, and thanked me privately, and wrote a long Weibo to hang me up the next day! What happened to him in one night! He was kidnapped by aliens Brainwashed?"
Qiu Ning comforted, "People on the Internet forget things quickly. From a security point of view, you might as well take the blame, apologize, compensate that fan, spend money to eliminate the disaster, and get to know your mistakes." Changing your reputation, after all, you did the lottery with good intentions, and fans being poisoned is also an accident."
"No! This is not my problem. Why should I apologize to him! I won't take this blame! I will take 1 blame, and I will not take this kind of blame! Me, they are jealous that I am handsome and popular again, and they want to kill me, damn it, don't let me know who it is..." Li Yixiao became more and more angry as he thought about it.
It was impossible for the fans to mess with him on purpose. The fan even sent a private message to thank him at the beginning. Li Yixiao was normal when communicating with him, but he suddenly changed his attitude the next day.
Could it be that someone contacted him and asked him to deliberately stand up and hack him?
Hiss, what kind of deep hatred.
"Could it be your colleague? Seeing that you have become popular recently, I want to mess with you. It's not difficult. Pay some money to buy off that fan, and get a few fake hospital records and receipts. Technically speaking, It is highly operable," Qiu Ning said after thinking for a while.
"Hurry up and think about who you have offended recently." Xia Tianyu also said.
"Is the competition so deformed now?" Li Yixiao felt scared.
"Isn't it? People always criticize me for plastic surgery, how can I have plastic surgery! Although I really want to have plastic surgery... Every time I don't live broadcast for two consecutive days, some people will say that I must have plastic surgery, so angry! Why don't you just do nothing and keep going!" Xia Tianyu said angrily.
"Don't, don't, don't, don't let it go. It's a pleasure to have plastic surgery and go back to the crematorium. I don't want you to become a plastic surgery monster. I have seen a few Internet celebrities who have been overly plasticized. Without the beauty lens, in reality I saw some strange people." Li Yi said with a smile.
This made Xia Tianyu unhappy: "What if it's done well! You watch that so-and-so and that so-and-so on TV, aren't they all made up?"
Seeing that Li Yixiao said something wrong, Qiu Ning stood up and made amends: "You don't need plastic surgery, you are very beautiful now."
Xia Tianyu was stunned for a moment, and looked at Qiu Ning suspiciously.
If someone else said this, she might really believe it and be very moved.But Qiu Ning... Hehe, Qiu Ning looks so good-looking all by herself, is she mocking her by saying that?
Damn, Qiu Ning is too hateful!She hates Qiu Ning the most!
Xia Tianyu was secretly angry, but it was hard to say it out, she curled up on the sofa and sulked.
The atmosphere was silent for a while.
The door was knocked suddenly, and it was Li Shishi who came.
"What's the matter, all of them are lying on the sofa like drying salted fish?" Li Shishi asked puzzledly when he saw a group of people paralyzed by Ge You.
Li Yixiao seized the opportunity and complained about his recent experience: "Big brother, I was hacked."
Li Shishi raised his eyebrows: "Hey, is this unlucky? Come and listen to it, it makes me happy."
Li Yixiao knew that Li Shishi was a bad-mouthed person, so he didn't bother with him, and said the matter like this: "...In short, that's what happened. I guess someone framed me, but how did it come about? I don't know either."
Li Shishi has rich experience, he thought for a while and said: "Nine out of ten of your fans are bought by your competitors. You have a good momentum now, and you are about to become popular. Suppressing you is considered an 'explosion-proof' It's over. You should think about it now, how to find a breakthrough from the person who hung up on you."
"Then what should I do? I have no evidence." Li Yixiao was very distressed.
Li Shishi rolled his eyes and asked, "Who is the fan who hangs up with you, male or female?"
"Man, what's the matter?" Li Yixiao said.
"Get a girl to hook up with, will you know how to fish?" Li Shishi looked at Li Yixiao winkingly.
"Ah? Fishing? You want me to pretend to be a ladyboy?" Li Yixiao was startled.
Jin Feng, who came out of the room to pour water, heard the word transvestite on the stairs. He was instantly alert and asked nervously, "What transgressive? Who wants to pretend to be a transgressive?"
Li Yixiao quickly dismissed the person: "It's okay, cut your video!"
After driving away Jin Feng, Li Yixiao asked again: "How about I get a female account and go get close to this fan?"
Li Shishi laughed when he heard the words, and said mockingly: "Do you think it's easy to hook up with men? If you can succeed, I, the number one female clothing boss of Tiger Fish, will belong to you!"
Li Yixiao frowned: "I don't know how to do it, or find a girl to help me..."
As he said that, he cast his eyes on Xia Tianyu and Qiu Ning, with hints written all over his face.
Xia Tianyu rolled her eyes: "I won't help!"
Qiu Ning calmly smiled and said nothing.
"It's not so simple. You have to find someone who understands men's hearts and some tricks. After you get acquainted with him, you can't see him. It's better to fascinate him so that you can get evidence." Master Li taught Li Yixiao his experience.
Li Yixiao was stunned when he heard this: "It's kind of hard to find such a talent, even if I wear women's clothing to deceive people, I will still be seen through."
Master Li sneered: "It's just you, it's hopeless."
Li Yixiao looked at Li Shishi sadly. This person is a top student. He is indistinguishable in appearance and has a bad personality, but he is not bad at both business and business. He is also the number one female clothing boss on the platform, and he understands people's hearts very well...
Wait, isn't Li Shishi an excellent candidate?
If Li Shishi made a move, wouldn't it be easy to catch?
"Master, Master?" Li Yixiao suddenly smiled and looked at Li Shishi obsequiously.
Li Shishi has seen through the reason for his flattery, and said coldly: "If you call me again, I will not agree. What is my worth? The appearance fee is very expensive!"
"Oh, talking about money hurts so much. Which one of us is with whom? Look, your name is Li Shishi, and I'm Li Yixiao. We were all from the Li family 500 years ago." Li Yixiao's voice became more flattering.
Li Shishi rolled his eyes: "Hey, I am Li Shimin's Li, and you are Li Lianying's Li. There is too much difference in qualifications, so go aside."
Li Yixiao grabbed Li Shishi's hand: "Boss, I beg you! No one else can do this, you can do it, you are the best!"
Li Shishi wanted to shake him off in disgust, and the two of them pushed and shoved on the sofa.
Li Yixiao was shameless, and grabbed Li Shishi's clothes: "If you don't help me, I will strip you naked today! Expose your flat figure of a dead ladyboy! Let your male fans take off their fans!"
"Whoever strips the naked body may not be sure! Come on, hurt each other!" Li Shishi said, and pressed Li Yixiao on the sofa with his backhand.
"Big Brother, Big Brother, Big Brother, spare my life, spare my life, I admit it, I admit it!" Seeing that the situation was not good, Li Yixiao hurriedly begged for mercy.How could he forget, this guy Li Shishi is the kind of beast that can throw him into the water when he meets him for the first time, the kind with great strength!
Qiu Ning on the side coughed a few times, Xia Tianyu couldn't bear to look directly at her.
Thinking that everything was calm, Jin Feng came downstairs to throw a garbage bag. Seeing the fierce struggle to strip clothes on the sofa, he was so frightened that he didn't dare to make a sound. He covered his ears with his hands and tiptoed back to the room.
"Big guy, big guy, big guy! I admit it, I'll call you dad from today! Dad! Please spare me!" Li Yixiao didn't care about face, and was raped by a boss dressed in women's clothes in front of two girls. It's too embarrassing to hang up and fight.
"Call again." Li Shishi proudly pressed Li Yixiao and said.
"Dad!" Li Yixiao said "Dad" with sincerity.
"Hey, good son." Li Shishi responded shamelessly, then let go of Li Yixiao, sat on the sofa and tidied up his clothes, and said disdainfully, "You're stupid, I beat all the invincible hands in the whole school in high school, the school Everyone inside and outside the school calls me big brother, I still can't deal with you, it's just a matter of a finger, haha."
Qiu Ning looked at Li Yixiao sympathetically, and testified to her high school classmate Li Shishi: "He really fights really well."
Li Yixiao looked at Li Shishi depressedly, and whispered in his heart: Obviously he can be a big brother, why can't he think about being a big brother in women's clothing?
Of course, he didn't dare to ask these words, so he could only hide them in his heart.
"Father, this, your son has already been beaten, why don't you help your good son wipe his ass?" Li Yixiao looked at Li Shishi pitifully.
After tidying up his clothes, Li Shishi was in a good mood: "Okay, but I have a request."
"Father obeys."
"You're going to contract my three meals this month. I'll give you the menu, and you'll bring me three meals a day, okay?"
"Cheng Chengcheng, it's just such a small matter, Dad, you should have said it earlier!"
"Hmph, would you agree normally? You bastard just owes a lesson."
The two staged a common "father and son" drama between boys, which made the two girls very angry.
Li Yixiao asked in a low voice: "Then... what are we going to do next...?"
Li Shishi gave him a wink, and Li Yixiao was shocked: "Just wait, wait for my good news."
Li Shishi left, Xia Tianyu said to Li Yixiao contemptuously: "Shameless, you have the nerve to call Li Shishi Dad."
"As long as he can help me solve the problem, don't call him dad, he can be called grandpa." Li Yixiao showed a smug smile.
Xia Tianyu felt hot eyes: "Hey, it's disgusting."
"If you can help me solve this problem, I'll call you baby!" Li Yi said with a smile.
Xia Tianyu was so disgusted: "Get out! Whoever wants you to call you a baby, I'm so disgusted!"
Li Yixiao wanted to call it this way: "Baby, Baby Xia, Baby Tiantian, Baby Baby Baby!"
Xia Tianyu stomped her feet angrily, picked up the pillow and threw it on Li Yixiao: "Shut up! Li Yixiao, you are shameless!"
"Slightly slight!" Li Yixiao was in a good mood, made a face and ran away.
Qiu Ning shook her head and sighed, hey, Li Yixiao and Xia Tianyu are the only two treasures in their villa.
The author has something to say: Li Shishi: Call me Dad!
Li Yixiao: Dad!
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A common operation among boys to ask for help, tsk tsk, boys.
Chapter 36 My fans really hate me, I should have known 02┃Do you know what phishing law enforcement is?
"There is progress, come quickly."
In the middle of the night, Li Yixiao, who had just fallen asleep, received a WeChat message from Li Shishi, suddenly became energetic, got up from the bed and went to the villa next door to knock on the door.
"What progress?" Li Yixiao asked while suppressing his excitement.
Master Li pouted: "Follow me to the room."
Normally, Li Yixiao would have put his hands on his chest and made a joke with him, but now he is really not in the mood.Desperate to prove his innocence, he followed Li Shishi to his room.
This was the first time Li Yixiao came to Li Shishi's room. As soon as he walked in, the pink color that rushed over his face made him, a straight man, feel suffocated.
Pink wallpaper, pink sheets, pink curtains, and even pink dolls, the whole room is filled with that kind of flamboyant princess tone.
Li Yixiao couldn't help sighing: "You are too dedicated, you are more girly than girls!"
Li Shishi sneered: "Pure man, if you don't believe me, let's take off our pants for a comparison."
"No, no, no, I just want to see what progress you have found." Li Yixiao said hastily.
"Your fan named 'Judah Deer', after I asked you for his phone number and harvesting address, I went to the human flesh and checked his information. I have a rough idea and found a lot of doubts. This Judah Deer’s real name is Lu You. He is 26 years old this year. He has been married for one year and has a daughter. Now he works as a cashier in a company with a low income. His usual hobby is watching live broadcasts and giving rewards to female anchors. I found him The account on the live broadcast platform, the strange thing is that this account is a high-V account, judging from the VIP level, he has rewarded at least 100 million RMB on our platform." Li Shishi explained the matter.
"One million, local tyrant!" Li Yixiao exclaimed, "Could it be that he is a rich second generation?"
Li Shishi shook his head: "I checked the information of his parents, they are all ordinary workers."
"Then where did he get the money?" Li Yixiao asked in bewilderment.
Li Shishi did not answer, and continued: "I found out his school, and also found out the information he left on Tieba and QQ space when he was in high school, and found that he had a crush on one of his female classmates. I went to borrow a WeChat account. Claiming to be the female classmate he had a crush on, and adding him on WeChat, I was lucky, he believed it and approved my friend application."
"Aren't you afraid of being discovered by him? What if he asks to meet?" Li Yixiao asked nervously.
"That's where the coincidence is. Do you know who the high school classmate he has a crush on?" Li Shishi asked.
Li Yixiao shook his head: "Who?"
"You know, Fan Wenyi. Zheng Xianxian's best friend. You and her Weibo mutual relationship." Li Shishi said.
Li Yixiao took a deep breath: "This is too coincidental."
He had a good impression of Fan Wenyi's girl.This girl has a beautiful face, but she is introverted and shy. She thinks of others. The only shortcoming is that she is too pleasing to others because of her past experience, and she hardly knows how to refuse.
"I just borrowed the WeChat account from Fan Wenyi. She is a nice person and she readily lent it to me." Li Shishi opened the WeChat account on the phone and showed Li Yixiao the circle of friends, which were all photos of Fan Wenyi.
"No wonder he trusts you so much..." Li Yixiao said.
"My original plan was to buy a WeChat female account. After adding someone, I said that I made a mistake, and then I got close to him, and then I gradually became familiar with him." Li Shishi talked about his original plan.
"How do you know that people will definitely approve your application?" Li Yixiao asked curiously.
Li Shishi let out a mocking laugh: "This is the patheticness of a dick. The WeChat account I was going to buy had a big chest and big breasts. You can see it in the circle of friends. It's all selfies of beauties. The lyrics are empty and lonely and I want to find a boyfriend." A man who has a bad relationship with his wife and rewards female anchors every day, even if I am a micro-businessman, he will add me, if he doesn’t add it, he is not human.”
Li Yixiao fell silent.
Tall, still the height of a female clothing boss!Focusing on the weakness of human nature, fishing is flying.
But are you sure people won't suspect that you are a fraud?
"Now he believes that I am Fan Wenyi, shows me that he is rich now, earns millions a year, and even shows me his bank deposit records. If the money doesn't improve the living environment, what does it mean to spend time with female anchors every day?" Li Shishi said with contempt.
"So you suspect..."
"I suspect that his money came from a wrong source." Li Shishi said.
The two exchanged a strange look, and suddenly there was a kind of excitement of digging up big news.
"This money should not be a lottery ticket. If it is a lottery ticket, either tell your wife and hurry up
Li Yixiao thinks so, and netizens think so, even the agent Chen Yang is about to resign himself to fate.
But there are so many incredible things happening in this world. Internet celebrities will become Internet blacks, and Internet blacks will also become Internet celebrities.
#My mother is not a fairy#
Since Zheng Xianxian posted this sentence on Weibo, it immediately became the latest Internet slang. Countless girls seemed to find an outlet to vent their emotions, and excitedly used this sentence in their Weibo, QQ, WeChat, and Put Zheng Xianxian P into the emoticon package.
It's too tiring to hold it. This feeling is not only felt by Internet celebrities like Zheng Xianxian, but also by countless men and women who pack themselves for life.
In this era where communication and interaction have become extremely convenient, check-in at online celebrity restaurants, take pictures at Starbucks, make-up and buy bags and clothes, everyone is trying to show their high-end life, but their credit cards and hearts are exhausted.This kind of life dominated by consumerism is like sitting on a speeding train. Everyone is afraid that one day it will derail.
Under this kind of fear, Zheng Xianxian's declaration of not being a fairy suddenly became popular.
No one thought that the company's well-planned whitewashing plan was useless, but Zheng Xianxian's sincere words won her many rational fans.
Someone defended her, Zheng Xianxian was just showing a beautiful life to everyone, it has nothing to do with whether she is as gentle and demure as shown in the video, who can be in front of the boss and customers The same face in front of friends?Everyone should pay more attention to her works, not her own personality.
Someone also defended her, Zheng Xianxian did something to protect her best friend, where can I find such a good sister?Having a girlfriend like her is simply the happiest thing in my life.
At this time, Fan Wenyi posted a very touching long Weibo.
She recounted the suffering of a little girl growing up.Her parents didn't like her because she was a girl. She developed breasts early in junior high school, and was ridiculed and excluded by boys and girls.In college, because of her coquettish looks, she was rumored to be a mistress and was taken care of. The roommates in the dormitory threw all her things in the corridor and forced her to rent an apartment outside.She was timid, inferior, and dared not argue with others, so she could only suffer in silence, so she suffered from depression and struggled on the verge of dropping out of school.
It was Zheng Xianxian who saved her. Like a real fairy, she suddenly fell from the sky and pulled her out of the mess of her life.
Zheng Xianxian is like an old hen protecting her cubs.Said that she was a classmate of Xiaosan, and Zheng Xianxian pushed her into the toilet and gave her a good beating, forcing people to clarify the facts and admit to spreading rumors, and she was almost demerited by the school.Those who drove her out of the dormitory were "heart-to-heart-talked" by her one by one, and put their luggage back in the dormitory openly, and she dared to throw their things down the stairs to anyone who dared to throw them out.
Zheng Xianxian was the first to praise her for her beauty.She said she was as pretty as a vixen, so people were jealous of her, fearing that she would steal their attention.She also said that a vixen has to look like a vixen, how can a vixen who is cowed by being bullied be ashamed of a vixen.
Encouraged by Zheng Xianxian, Fan Wenyi finally dared to look at herself in the mirror: a face as big as a palm, eyes like peach blossoms, a straight nose, a small cherry mouth that doesn't blush... She is indeed beautiful.Under the guidance of Zheng Xianxian, she began to dress herself up, learn makeup, and share her makeup experience, becoming a beauty blogger.
"If there were no immortals, I would still be that inferior and cowardly Fan Wenyi until now. I might not know that I could have a different life until I die. I can't choose my parents, my appearance, but I can choose my friends She said she never wanted to be a fairy anymore, but in my eyes, she is my eternal little fairy. Thank you, my best friend, I am willing to support you for the rest of my life, and I will always love you." Fan Wenyi said at the end Write it like this.
Fan Wenyi's narrated stories let people see the real Zheng Xianxian under her appearance. She has a hot and impulsive personality, protects her weaknesses and is loyal. She is not a perfect fairy, she is just herself.
The title of "Best Girlfriend of the Year" was fixed on Zheng Xianxian's head. She was in the center of the vortex, but she was not in a hurry. She ate and drank every day. She even filmed "What does Zheng Xianxian do at home when there is no script" The video - planned by Li Yixiao, said it was to divert the attention of netizens, and to "clean up" her by the way, to make it both funny and real.
After Zheng Xianxian heard the plan that Li Yixiao made for her overnight, she asked in shock, "What kind of invincible and rotten person are you? Did you owe me [-] million in your last life?"
Li Yixiao, who had a pair of dark circles under his eyes, yawned and said, "Yes, yes, now that I have to pay off the debt, why don't you kneel down and call Dad!"
Zheng Xianxian giggled, put his arm around Li Yixiao's neck and said, "Good brother, you will be my brother from now on, the kind you have born! Aren't you going to make a video? Do you want to borrow the venue? I will lend you the whole town! Do you want someone? I’ll act as an actor for you myself! Need money? I’ll give you the card, just swipe it!”
"Come on, big brother, the most urgent thing now is to get your affairs done! Hurry up and tidy up, I will give you a one-stop service for the post-shooting of the set today! Hurry up, I will die suddenly if I don't sleep! Give me a black card. Brush it!" Li Yixiao entered the working state.
He didn't intend to do his best at first, and it was his duty to help her clarify on Weibo, but it was not his duty to help Zheng Xianxian with emergency plans.
However, Fan Wenyi's story moved him, and he felt that he should do something for them.
Zheng Xianxian does have various shortcomings, her personality is not likable, and she offends people a lot, but even so, Li Yixiao still believes that she is a good person—when everyone isolates Fan Wenyi and hurts her recklessly. At that time, she was the only one who stood up and stood up for this girl she didn't know well.
It would have been unrequited kindness that even she herself would have been isolated together, but she was rewarded: they became each other's best friends, and would remain friends for life.
Li Yixiao feels that they all deserve a better future.
Just doing a good deed that day, Li Yixiao muttered to himself, and quickly directed the people on the shooting scene to circle around.
Soon, this video will be finished.In the video, Zheng Xianxian gave up her complicated and fancy fairy hairstyles and tied a ball head, which is necessary for girls to be lazy. She woke up in the morning to make breakfast for herself, because while she was swiping her phone, the scrambled eggs were burnt, and she ate them with a frown.Going out for a walk, where she lived was still some distance from the town, there was a piece of wild grass nearby, and there were a few wild dogs, she stepped on the dog shit, and hiccupped angrily.
Walking the dog in the afternoon, the male dog on the leash saw the bitch next door, frantically wagging his tail and rushed forward to ask for friendship. She couldn't hold back, and apologized to the bitch with all her strength, saying that she would compensate her for the milk powder, and brought back a few pieces of meat Give it, and then frantically complain about wanting to castrate this perverted dog, there are already dozens of puppies, and now they have to hook up with each other, so I will ask the doctor to make him a eunuch this week!Gouzi listened to her reprimand with his tail drooping aggrievedly, while his orange cat wandered past and meowed, as if in agreement.
In the evening, Zheng Xianxian was wearing a bulky home clothes, watching the game and playing games at the same time. From time to time, he grabbed the snacks on the coffee table and ate a few bites. He even scolded his mother when he lost the game.The orange cat lay on her belly, weighing her down, and the dog walked around her, stealing snacks.
Zheng Xianxian took off her fairy cloak and looked like an ordinary girl, living an ordinary life.
Finally, there was an interview session, where Fan Wenyi acted as an interviewer and asked her questions from netizens: "Do you like farming?"
Zheng Xianxian looked at the video with contempt and said: "Whoever likes to farm will come! Such a large piece of land, do you think I farm when I have nothing to do? Tell you, farmers here are hired to grow it, and I pay for it! Garbage The company will not reimburse you for this!"
"How did you learn how to brew your own wine, make your own dry goods, and make your own furniture?" Fan Wenyi asked again.
"One depends on Baidu, and the other depends on the teacher. I am not born with this. Of course I learned it before shooting the video! I really can't do it anymore. Cut off the screen and let the staff upload it! Does anyone really want to watch my video to learn? How to make furniture? Then I will recommend to you the chopsticks video of an old carpenter in our village. He has been a carpenter for 30 years. It is really good, and it is true that no one watches it. Let’s be honest, you just want to see the gimmick of beautiful women , just to see how beautiful I am!" Zheng Xianxian was confident.
"What do you usually like to do?" Fan Wenyi asked.
Zheng Xianxian finally woke up, sat up straight and said, "I like playing games the most! My dream is to stay at home and play games all my life!"
"It's okay for you to spend time making videos when you're not at work. Don't you have any dreams?" Fan Wenyi asked another sharp question.
Zheng Xianxian sneered: "Go to work? My dream is not to go to work! Whose dream is to go to work, stand up and go to work!"
Fan Wenyi also explained: "I think going to work is just a form of work. For example, my job is to evaluate various makeup and skin care products. If I don't go to work, it doesn't mean I'm not working. I think so. What do you have? If you disagree, please correct me in the comment area.”
"Going to work is work? There are so many people who go to work abroad after work! Some garbage colleagues who don't know how to get in, say they work eight hours a day, but they actually work for 10 minutes." Zheng Xianxian said.
Fan Wenyi smiled: "There is another question, which is rather strange... Let's see if you want to answer it."
Zheng Xianxian waved his hand and said, "Ask!"
Fan Wenyi blushed, and read the question embarrassingly: "This question, I want to ask, will we get married?"
Zheng Xianxian laughed loudly, took Fan Wenyi's hand and said, "Let's go, let's get married right away! As long as the state approves, we will get married on the spot!"
Fan Wenyi also couldn't stop laughing, explaining to the audience: "If I can marry my best friend, I will be very happy! But we are not in that kind of relationship!"
Zheng Xianxian pretended to be angry: "Who said we are not in that kind of relationship, what kind of relationship are we?"
Fan Wenyi smiled: "Pure female-daughter relationship! You are my little fairy."
Both couldn't stop laughing.
The video ended here. There was no professional team to produce this video. Li Yixiao took his roommates to shoot for Zheng Xianxian, and he also wrote the plan.
Li Yixiao put it this way: "I think that since the human design has collapsed, it should be completely collapsed. Your first video after the collapse of the human design must be well shot, because everyone will be very interested in watching it. This At that time, if you shoot the previous videos, it will be very fake, and everyone will think you are a hypocrite. Why don’t you just shoot the real you, and in the next issue, you will shoot real rural life, and shoot in a funny direction. Your fairy girl is gone now, but the real value lies in it!"
Zheng Xianxian adopted his opinion, Li Yixiao tried hard to persuade Chen Yang again, and finally filmed this episode of "What Zheng Xianxian Does at Home When There is No Script", the effect is surprisingly good, and the number of views exceeds that of any previous video of Zheng Xianxian. Many netizens expressed that they were fans of this brand new and unpretentious Zheng Xianxian circle.
There are also strange netizens who say that lily is really delicious.
not understand well.
Although Zheng Xianxian is still full of controversy, black and red are also red, which is better than never recovering from a setback.
The most amazing thing is that after this farce, Zheng Xianxian received a movie audition.
"Huh? Ask me for an audition?" Zheng Xianxian was very surprised, and quickly shared the matter with Li Yixiao and the others.
"Now that I know how Chinese movies are finished, I actually asked you to audition." Xia Tianyu said sourly.
"What kind of audition is it?" Li Yixiao asked.
"It's a movie about youth growth. It's basically about a little girl who was bullied, with the help of her girlfriends and friends, she finally got out of the shadow of school violence and had a new life. I played her girlfriend, and it's said to be a true performance." Zheng Xianxian said.
Xia Tianyu was so sour that the sea of vinegar was churning, at least she didn't say anything radical, and left angrily.
They are also from the village, so why is Zheng Xianxian more popular than her?So angry!
She also wants to be popular!
The author has something to say: Tian Tian: I love lemons!
Although the introduction says that it is an [-]th line anchor who is not popular, in fact everyone became popular in the end (.
Chapter 35 My fans really hate me I should have known 01┃Who wants to hack me?I'm going to tell Dad to deal with you!
"Old girl, I'm more or less an internet celebrity now, right?" Li Yixiao asked Xia Tianyu seriously.
Xia Tianyu gave him a blank stare: "Internet celebrity? Oh, your short video popularity is not bad, but how is your live broadcast popularity? Has it become popular?"
Li Yixiao fell off the sofa and cried loudly on the carpet: "Don't mention it, my drainage plan failed! So many fans don't want to watch my live broadcast, they just want to watch short videos and go Run, you beast!"
Xia Tianyu giggled and kept laughing: "You think it's easy to drain, why don't you solidify your fans first?"
Qiu Ning suggested from the side: "You should learn how other anchors operate Weibo first. I see that your Weibo only updates food series content, which is not conducive to forming a fan base. You can do more other things. Events, post about your daily life.”
Li Yixiao thought about it, yes, he used to only do content, and he was not very good at running Weibo, Yuanyuan took care of it all by himself, so he should learn.
Just doing what he said, Li Yixiao actively followed the Weibo accounts of a group of food anchors and started to study.
At this time, a familiar ID came into view again: Uncle Braised.
Hey, isn't this the newcomer food anchor who clashed with him about dark cooking?Obviously, Li Yixiao rushed to the street to find no one, but this braised uncle became a big hit and became a mudslide among the gourmet anchors. His career is booming, and he has become a new online celebrity gourmet anchor.
Why did this person pay attention to him?
Like a voyeur, Li Yixiao searched through all the Weibos of Uncle Hongshao, and found that he manages Weibo in a very good way, and occasionally does some lucky draws and other small benefits.So Li Yixiao also went back to the gate, and greeted Uncle Braised with a private message.
This time, the braised uncle quickly replied to his private message, and the two also exchanged WeChat IDs.
After hooking up with Uncle Red Roast, Li Yixiao asked him some questions about Weibo management. Uncle Red Roast answered them one by one with a good attitude, but Li Yixiao benefited a lot.The two quickly became friends with a good relationship, and they would mention each other casually during the live broadcast.
Li Yixiao was quite happy to have made the first food anchor friend who is not from the same agency.
Under the advice of Uncle Braised, Li Yixiao decided to hold a lottery.
Celebrating his breakthrough of [-] followers.
As for the lottery prize, Li Yixiao chose cooked beef made by himself, for which he also bought a small vacuum sealing machine.
Li Yixiao distributed the remaining cooked beef to his roommates, which received unanimous praise.
But never expected that the well-intentioned lottery would cause a big mess.
Within a few days, the winning fan posted a long Weibo: "Food blogger draws a lottery to send dark food, which caused me to be hospitalized with food poisoning".
His medical records and payment list are attached to the long Weibo.
The first career crisis in Li Yixiao's new life came.
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"Impossible! You have all eaten my beef, has anyone got food poisoning now?" Li Yixiao walked around the living room anxiously.
Han Mai went out to work, Jin Feng was editing game videos, only two girls, Qiu Ning and Xia Tianyu, were left in the living room, and they both shook their heads.
"Could it be that the seal was not done properly, and the food leaked?" Qiu Ning calmly analyzed it, and felt that this was the most likely possibility.
"Impossible. When that fan first received the item, I confirmed it with him. He said there was no problem, it was sealed, and he even took a photo for me to see." Li Yixiao said.
"Then you can ask Chen Yang, he has rich experience, so hurry up and do some crisis public relations." Qiu Ning said.
"Hurry up, hurry up, let Chen Yang spend money to delete the post, delete it quickly!" Xia Tianyu said.
Li Yixiao sat down on the sofa and said helplessly: "How can I delete this post? You know in the information age? In the information age, everything you say on the Internet will leave evidence. It's over."
"Then what should we do?" Xia Tianyu was also a little anxious.
"I asked Chen Yang, and Chen Yang said that if I should first think about whether there is a problem with the food, if not, then someone must be messing with me." Li Yixiao grabbed his hair indiscriminately, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Who is messing with me! That fan was alright at first, and thanked me privately, and wrote a long Weibo to hang me up the next day! What happened to him in one night! He was kidnapped by aliens Brainwashed?"
Qiu Ning comforted, "People on the Internet forget things quickly. From a security point of view, you might as well take the blame, apologize, compensate that fan, spend money to eliminate the disaster, and get to know your mistakes." Changing your reputation, after all, you did the lottery with good intentions, and fans being poisoned is also an accident."
"No! This is not my problem. Why should I apologize to him! I won't take this blame! I will take 1 blame, and I will not take this kind of blame! Me, they are jealous that I am handsome and popular again, and they want to kill me, damn it, don't let me know who it is..." Li Yixiao became more and more angry as he thought about it.
It was impossible for the fans to mess with him on purpose. The fan even sent a private message to thank him at the beginning. Li Yixiao was normal when communicating with him, but he suddenly changed his attitude the next day.
Could it be that someone contacted him and asked him to deliberately stand up and hack him?
Hiss, what kind of deep hatred.
"Could it be your colleague? Seeing that you have become popular recently, I want to mess with you. It's not difficult. Pay some money to buy off that fan, and get a few fake hospital records and receipts. Technically speaking, It is highly operable," Qiu Ning said after thinking for a while.
"Hurry up and think about who you have offended recently." Xia Tianyu also said.
"Is the competition so deformed now?" Li Yixiao felt scared.
"Isn't it? People always criticize me for plastic surgery, how can I have plastic surgery! Although I really want to have plastic surgery... Every time I don't live broadcast for two consecutive days, some people will say that I must have plastic surgery, so angry! Why don't you just do nothing and keep going!" Xia Tianyu said angrily.
"Don't, don't, don't, don't let it go. It's a pleasure to have plastic surgery and go back to the crematorium. I don't want you to become a plastic surgery monster. I have seen a few Internet celebrities who have been overly plasticized. Without the beauty lens, in reality I saw some strange people." Li Yi said with a smile.
This made Xia Tianyu unhappy: "What if it's done well! You watch that so-and-so and that so-and-so on TV, aren't they all made up?"
Seeing that Li Yixiao said something wrong, Qiu Ning stood up and made amends: "You don't need plastic surgery, you are very beautiful now."
Xia Tianyu was stunned for a moment, and looked at Qiu Ning suspiciously.
If someone else said this, she might really believe it and be very moved.But Qiu Ning... Hehe, Qiu Ning looks so good-looking all by herself, is she mocking her by saying that?
Damn, Qiu Ning is too hateful!She hates Qiu Ning the most!
Xia Tianyu was secretly angry, but it was hard to say it out, she curled up on the sofa and sulked.
The atmosphere was silent for a while.
The door was knocked suddenly, and it was Li Shishi who came.
"What's the matter, all of them are lying on the sofa like drying salted fish?" Li Shishi asked puzzledly when he saw a group of people paralyzed by Ge You.
Li Yixiao seized the opportunity and complained about his recent experience: "Big brother, I was hacked."
Li Shishi raised his eyebrows: "Hey, is this unlucky? Come and listen to it, it makes me happy."
Li Yixiao knew that Li Shishi was a bad-mouthed person, so he didn't bother with him, and said the matter like this: "...In short, that's what happened. I guess someone framed me, but how did it come about? I don't know either."
Li Shishi has rich experience, he thought for a while and said: "Nine out of ten of your fans are bought by your competitors. You have a good momentum now, and you are about to become popular. Suppressing you is considered an 'explosion-proof' It's over. You should think about it now, how to find a breakthrough from the person who hung up on you."
"Then what should I do? I have no evidence." Li Yixiao was very distressed.
Li Shishi rolled his eyes and asked, "Who is the fan who hangs up with you, male or female?"
"Man, what's the matter?" Li Yixiao said.
"Get a girl to hook up with, will you know how to fish?" Li Shishi looked at Li Yixiao winkingly.
"Ah? Fishing? You want me to pretend to be a ladyboy?" Li Yixiao was startled.
Jin Feng, who came out of the room to pour water, heard the word transvestite on the stairs. He was instantly alert and asked nervously, "What transgressive? Who wants to pretend to be a transgressive?"
Li Yixiao quickly dismissed the person: "It's okay, cut your video!"
After driving away Jin Feng, Li Yixiao asked again: "How about I get a female account and go get close to this fan?"
Li Shishi laughed when he heard the words, and said mockingly: "Do you think it's easy to hook up with men? If you can succeed, I, the number one female clothing boss of Tiger Fish, will belong to you!"
Li Yixiao frowned: "I don't know how to do it, or find a girl to help me..."
As he said that, he cast his eyes on Xia Tianyu and Qiu Ning, with hints written all over his face.
Xia Tianyu rolled her eyes: "I won't help!"
Qiu Ning calmly smiled and said nothing.
"It's not so simple. You have to find someone who understands men's hearts and some tricks. After you get acquainted with him, you can't see him. It's better to fascinate him so that you can get evidence." Master Li taught Li Yixiao his experience.
Li Yixiao was stunned when he heard this: "It's kind of hard to find such a talent, even if I wear women's clothing to deceive people, I will still be seen through."
Master Li sneered: "It's just you, it's hopeless."
Li Yixiao looked at Li Shishi sadly. This person is a top student. He is indistinguishable in appearance and has a bad personality, but he is not bad at both business and business. He is also the number one female clothing boss on the platform, and he understands people's hearts very well...
Wait, isn't Li Shishi an excellent candidate?
If Li Shishi made a move, wouldn't it be easy to catch?
"Master, Master?" Li Yixiao suddenly smiled and looked at Li Shishi obsequiously.
Li Shishi has seen through the reason for his flattery, and said coldly: "If you call me again, I will not agree. What is my worth? The appearance fee is very expensive!"
"Oh, talking about money hurts so much. Which one of us is with whom? Look, your name is Li Shishi, and I'm Li Yixiao. We were all from the Li family 500 years ago." Li Yixiao's voice became more flattering.
Li Shishi rolled his eyes: "Hey, I am Li Shimin's Li, and you are Li Lianying's Li. There is too much difference in qualifications, so go aside."
Li Yixiao grabbed Li Shishi's hand: "Boss, I beg you! No one else can do this, you can do it, you are the best!"
Li Shishi wanted to shake him off in disgust, and the two of them pushed and shoved on the sofa.
Li Yixiao was shameless, and grabbed Li Shishi's clothes: "If you don't help me, I will strip you naked today! Expose your flat figure of a dead ladyboy! Let your male fans take off their fans!"
"Whoever strips the naked body may not be sure! Come on, hurt each other!" Li Shishi said, and pressed Li Yixiao on the sofa with his backhand.
"Big Brother, Big Brother, Big Brother, spare my life, spare my life, I admit it, I admit it!" Seeing that the situation was not good, Li Yixiao hurriedly begged for mercy.How could he forget, this guy Li Shishi is the kind of beast that can throw him into the water when he meets him for the first time, the kind with great strength!
Qiu Ning on the side coughed a few times, Xia Tianyu couldn't bear to look directly at her.
Thinking that everything was calm, Jin Feng came downstairs to throw a garbage bag. Seeing the fierce struggle to strip clothes on the sofa, he was so frightened that he didn't dare to make a sound. He covered his ears with his hands and tiptoed back to the room.
"Big guy, big guy, big guy! I admit it, I'll call you dad from today! Dad! Please spare me!" Li Yixiao didn't care about face, and was raped by a boss dressed in women's clothes in front of two girls. It's too embarrassing to hang up and fight.
"Call again." Li Shishi proudly pressed Li Yixiao and said.
"Dad!" Li Yixiao said "Dad" with sincerity.
"Hey, good son." Li Shishi responded shamelessly, then let go of Li Yixiao, sat on the sofa and tidied up his clothes, and said disdainfully, "You're stupid, I beat all the invincible hands in the whole school in high school, the school Everyone inside and outside the school calls me big brother, I still can't deal with you, it's just a matter of a finger, haha."
Qiu Ning looked at Li Yixiao sympathetically, and testified to her high school classmate Li Shishi: "He really fights really well."
Li Yixiao looked at Li Shishi depressedly, and whispered in his heart: Obviously he can be a big brother, why can't he think about being a big brother in women's clothing?
Of course, he didn't dare to ask these words, so he could only hide them in his heart.
"Father, this, your son has already been beaten, why don't you help your good son wipe his ass?" Li Yixiao looked at Li Shishi pitifully.
After tidying up his clothes, Li Shishi was in a good mood: "Okay, but I have a request."
"Father obeys."
"You're going to contract my three meals this month. I'll give you the menu, and you'll bring me three meals a day, okay?"
"Cheng Chengcheng, it's just such a small matter, Dad, you should have said it earlier!"
"Hmph, would you agree normally? You bastard just owes a lesson."
The two staged a common "father and son" drama between boys, which made the two girls very angry.
Li Yixiao asked in a low voice: "Then... what are we going to do next...?"
Li Shishi gave him a wink, and Li Yixiao was shocked: "Just wait, wait for my good news."
Li Shishi left, Xia Tianyu said to Li Yixiao contemptuously: "Shameless, you have the nerve to call Li Shishi Dad."
"As long as he can help me solve the problem, don't call him dad, he can be called grandpa." Li Yixiao showed a smug smile.
Xia Tianyu felt hot eyes: "Hey, it's disgusting."
"If you can help me solve this problem, I'll call you baby!" Li Yi said with a smile.
Xia Tianyu was so disgusted: "Get out! Whoever wants you to call you a baby, I'm so disgusted!"
Li Yixiao wanted to call it this way: "Baby, Baby Xia, Baby Tiantian, Baby Baby Baby!"
Xia Tianyu stomped her feet angrily, picked up the pillow and threw it on Li Yixiao: "Shut up! Li Yixiao, you are shameless!"
"Slightly slight!" Li Yixiao was in a good mood, made a face and ran away.
Qiu Ning shook her head and sighed, hey, Li Yixiao and Xia Tianyu are the only two treasures in their villa.
The author has something to say: Li Shishi: Call me Dad!
Li Yixiao: Dad!
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A common operation among boys to ask for help, tsk tsk, boys.
Chapter 36 My fans really hate me, I should have known 02┃Do you know what phishing law enforcement is?
"There is progress, come quickly."
In the middle of the night, Li Yixiao, who had just fallen asleep, received a WeChat message from Li Shishi, suddenly became energetic, got up from the bed and went to the villa next door to knock on the door.
"What progress?" Li Yixiao asked while suppressing his excitement.
Master Li pouted: "Follow me to the room."
Normally, Li Yixiao would have put his hands on his chest and made a joke with him, but now he is really not in the mood.Desperate to prove his innocence, he followed Li Shishi to his room.
This was the first time Li Yixiao came to Li Shishi's room. As soon as he walked in, the pink color that rushed over his face made him, a straight man, feel suffocated.
Pink wallpaper, pink sheets, pink curtains, and even pink dolls, the whole room is filled with that kind of flamboyant princess tone.
Li Yixiao couldn't help sighing: "You are too dedicated, you are more girly than girls!"
Li Shishi sneered: "Pure man, if you don't believe me, let's take off our pants for a comparison."
"No, no, no, I just want to see what progress you have found." Li Yixiao said hastily.
"Your fan named 'Judah Deer', after I asked you for his phone number and harvesting address, I went to the human flesh and checked his information. I have a rough idea and found a lot of doubts. This Judah Deer’s real name is Lu You. He is 26 years old this year. He has been married for one year and has a daughter. Now he works as a cashier in a company with a low income. His usual hobby is watching live broadcasts and giving rewards to female anchors. I found him The account on the live broadcast platform, the strange thing is that this account is a high-V account, judging from the VIP level, he has rewarded at least 100 million RMB on our platform." Li Shishi explained the matter.
"One million, local tyrant!" Li Yixiao exclaimed, "Could it be that he is a rich second generation?"
Li Shishi shook his head: "I checked the information of his parents, they are all ordinary workers."
"Then where did he get the money?" Li Yixiao asked in bewilderment.
Li Shishi did not answer, and continued: "I found out his school, and also found out the information he left on Tieba and QQ space when he was in high school, and found that he had a crush on one of his female classmates. I went to borrow a WeChat account. Claiming to be the female classmate he had a crush on, and adding him on WeChat, I was lucky, he believed it and approved my friend application."
"Aren't you afraid of being discovered by him? What if he asks to meet?" Li Yixiao asked nervously.
"That's where the coincidence is. Do you know who the high school classmate he has a crush on?" Li Shishi asked.
Li Yixiao shook his head: "Who?"
"You know, Fan Wenyi. Zheng Xianxian's best friend. You and her Weibo mutual relationship." Li Shishi said.
Li Yixiao took a deep breath: "This is too coincidental."
He had a good impression of Fan Wenyi's girl.This girl has a beautiful face, but she is introverted and shy. She thinks of others. The only shortcoming is that she is too pleasing to others because of her past experience, and she hardly knows how to refuse.
"I just borrowed the WeChat account from Fan Wenyi. She is a nice person and she readily lent it to me." Li Shishi opened the WeChat account on the phone and showed Li Yixiao the circle of friends, which were all photos of Fan Wenyi.
"No wonder he trusts you so much..." Li Yixiao said.
"My original plan was to buy a WeChat female account. After adding someone, I said that I made a mistake, and then I got close to him, and then I gradually became familiar with him." Li Shishi talked about his original plan.
"How do you know that people will definitely approve your application?" Li Yixiao asked curiously.
Li Shishi let out a mocking laugh: "This is the patheticness of a dick. The WeChat account I was going to buy had a big chest and big breasts. You can see it in the circle of friends. It's all selfies of beauties. The lyrics are empty and lonely and I want to find a boyfriend." A man who has a bad relationship with his wife and rewards female anchors every day, even if I am a micro-businessman, he will add me, if he doesn’t add it, he is not human.”
Li Yixiao fell silent.
Tall, still the height of a female clothing boss!Focusing on the weakness of human nature, fishing is flying.
But are you sure people won't suspect that you are a fraud?
"Now he believes that I am Fan Wenyi, shows me that he is rich now, earns millions a year, and even shows me his bank deposit records. If the money doesn't improve the living environment, what does it mean to spend time with female anchors every day?" Li Shishi said with contempt.
"So you suspect..."
"I suspect that his money came from a wrong source." Li Shishi said.
The two exchanged a strange look, and suddenly there was a kind of excitement of digging up big news.
"This money should not be a lottery ticket. If it is a lottery ticket, either tell your wife and hurry up
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