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We were just kidding! ! "Li Yixiao saw that something was wrong, and wanted to fool Jin Feng out quickly.

The phone on the carpet was still vibrating, Jin Feng picked it up curiously, and saw that the QQ video call request on it was initiated by Qiu Ning.

The two went crazy, and hurriedly tried to snatch the phone from Jin Feng.

"Qiu Ning's." Jin Feng pressed accept.

Xia Tianyu's face appeared on the phone screen, and Jin Feng's face appeared on the phone screen.

"Why are you?!" The two shouted in unison.

Han Mai collapsed on the ground as if dead ashamed, it's over, it's all over now.

Li Yixiao covered his face, curled up on the sofa and pretended to be dead.

Jin Feng said, "This is Han Mai's phone."

Xia Tianyu said, "This is Qiuning's phone."

The two looked at each other again.

"What's going on?!" Xia Tianyu went crazy.

Jin Feng looked at the two exhausted people who were paralyzed by the side in confusion: "I don't know."

Chapter 27 [Shocking, the real identity of the big brother in society is...] 03┃Brother, take off the gold chain soon, your mother is coming to see you!

The plenary meeting of Villa No. [-] was held again, and the theme of the meeting this time was: Who is Cheng Yu?

Qiu Ning had already figured things out. She sat on the sofa with her arms crossed, and smiled slightly at Han Mai who was curled up opposite the sofa like a two-hundred-pound child.

There was a gentle and dark murderous look in this smile.

Han Mai was sluggish, with a strong body curled up on the sofa, with the look of "the baby is afraid of the baby and dare not say anything".

The accomplice Li Yixiao sat on the sofa with his head in his arms, like a suspect who just entered the police station and is confessing that he has gone astray in his life.

Jin Feng sat at the side and started a game of eating chicken, playing without saying a word.

Xia Tianyu walked around the sofa, chattering endlessly as she walked: "Well, you Han Mai, you cheated us so badly! You almost got 10 yuan! Tell me, did you do it on purpose? !"

Han Mai said aggrievedly, "I don't mean to cheat money."

"I know you didn't, but you gave me this song on your own initiative, and you didn't even ask for a license fee. I just can't figure it out, why did you lie to me with Cheng Yu's identity?" Qiu Ning showed a sad look on her face. , as if a poor woman who had been deceived, quietly complained.

Han Mai panicked.

"I definitely didn't mean to lie to you! I just... just... I can't explain clearly! Qiu Ning, don't you find it strange that I tell you that I wrote this song?" Han Mai asked.

Qiu Ning thought about it, and said frankly, "It's quite strange."

Xia Tianyu rolled her eyes: "It's not just strange, it's unimaginable. Isn't your song so filthy? How come it's so fashionable all of a sudden?"

Han Mai let out a long sigh, feeling that everything was hard to explain.

Li Yixiao volunteered to raise his hand: "How about I explain it to Han Mai?"

"Come on, brother, let's talk about it. Brother, I'm tired and old. I want to retire to the world. It's good to drink tea and walk the birds." Han Mai said quietly.

Li Yixiao gave him a sideways glance: "Brother, you have never been in the rivers and lakes. You are very educated, and I can't even remember the name of the university you went to."

"..." Han Mai was ruthlessly exposed.

"Let's put it this way, Han Mai is actually a cultural person." Li Yixiao dropped this blockbuster.

Jin Feng, who was eating the chicken chug, shook his hand and was killed.Several people let out a long "ah", and everyone's face was full of disbelief.

"Don't believe it, Big Brother Han Mai is the one... Uh, the name is too long for me to remember, what's it called?" Li Yixiao asked Han Mai awkwardly.

Han Mai turned his face away and said embarrassedly, "Berklee College of Music."

"That's right! Those who graduated from the Berklee Conservatory of Music, you can Google this school." Li Yi said with a smile.

Several people took out their mobile phones one after another, and after checking Baidu, their faces showed expressions of disintegration.

"Why did you come to call Mai!!!" Xia Tianyu shouted, breaking down indescribably.

Several people felt exactly the same.

Han Mai crossed his arms, looked at the ceiling, and said quietly, "I'm old and tired, and I don't want to be in the pop music world anymore. Let me call Mai passionately."

"You have never been in the pop music world." Li Yixiao once again exposed Han Mai, and said, "Brother Han is a little interested in the anchor industry. When he came to Red Star to apply for a job, he was fooled by Chen Yang and suggested him to call Mai. He I really went."

"...Chen Yang is a scourge." Xia Tianyu murmured.

"Yes, great disaster." Li Yixiao nodded solemnly.

"Then have you considered changing the type of live broadcast?" Qiu Ning asked.

Han Mai shook his head.

"I can't let go of my fans. They really like me. If I suddenly run away and sing songs they don't like, they will definitely be very disappointed. They feel that my big brother has betrayed them. I can't let go of me. Brother, don't care." Han Mai said solemnly.

The few people were a little confused and felt that they couldn't understand it, but Li Yixiao understood a little bit: "You think that since they are fans of you, it's like a younger brother following a big brother, and you, the big brother, are responsible for them, don't you?"

"That's right! Usually they work hard to earn two to three thousand a month, and they even tip me for saving money. Now that I have made money, I pat my ass and leave. What is this like? This is a big brother What should I do?" Han Mai said, "Although I am an Internet celebrity, I still have ideals, pursuits and integrity! One day I am a big brother, and I will always be a big brother. If a big brother can't bring the right things to the younger brothers Guidance, if you can't let the little brothers feel that they are following the right person, then this big brother is a piece of trash!"

"Brother, I will accept a big brother like you!" Li Yixiao stretched out his thumb.

Han Mai waved his hand: "Hey, it's my fault to hide it from everyone all the time, but my type of live broadcast is a bit different from other live broadcasts. Other fans wish that the anchor has a high degree of education, looks handsome, and is educated, so that they will have face , but if I tell fans that I study in the United States, speak three foreign languages, and have a high degree of education, what will they think of me? They will think that I am not down-to-earth at all, and it is impossible to understand what they are thinking. What is this called? , This is called the collapse of the human setting! How tragic the collapse of the human setting is, you who often watch entertainment news don’t know it?”

Several people nodded solemnly.

"So even if I cut off this head and bleed dry, I will definitely not destroy this big brother avatar!" Han Mai said sternly, beating his thigh hard.

This determination can be said to be very strong!

Qiu Ning looked at him with complicated emotions, not knowing what to say for a moment.

"Anyway, thank you for writing me a song." Qiu Ning said with a smile.

"It's not fair!! Why do you write for Qiuning or not for me!! I want to sing too!!!" Xia Tianyu said unconvinced.

Han Mai smiled awkwardly, trying to put the matter away with a haha: "I will write it later, I will definitely write it later, hahahaha..."

Xia Tianyu was relentless, wishing that Han Mai would write a song for her on the spot.

At this time, Han Mai's cell phone rang suddenly.

Looking at the video call request on the phone, Han Mai jumped up from the sofa nervously, desperately gesturing to silence everyone, even Jin Feng turned off the game music, and then he picked up the phone and crazily turned his The hair style was changed from the eldest brother to an ordinary person, and then he tore off his "big gold chain" with [-] yuan and [-] free shipping, with a kind smile on his face.

This change of face stunned everyone.

Seeing that Han Mai was holding a bomb that might explode at any time, he carefully confirmed the video request, put himself in the right position, and asked in a rare sweet voice of a man, "Hello, Mommy?"

Although Li Yixiao couldn't see the phone screen, he pricked up his ears.

"Honey, it's your birthday tomorrow, and we have a surprise for you!" Li Yixiao heard a woman's voice on the phone, which sounded like Han Mai's mother.

"Ah? What a surprise? You don't need to give me a birthday present anymore, I'm already my age." Han Mai said, showing a stiff smirk to the mother on the screen.

"Hahahaha, we have a big gift for you! Your father and I have taken annual leave and are already at the airport. We will come to W City to see you tomorrow!" Han Mai's mother said happily, with a smile on her face behind her. Standing with Han Mai's father, they looked at their son on the screen together.

Han Mai's tall and strong body twitched and collapsed on the sofa.

The mother's happy voice came from the mobile phone, and everyone heard it: "I heard that you are a music teacher, and you have become friends with many colleagues and girlfriends. Call us all, let's celebrate your birthday together, and let us meet your girlfriend!"

In desperation, Han Mai replied to his mother with a forced smile: "Okay, Mommy, send me your flight, and I'll pick you up. I... I... I'm so happy..."

After hanging up the phone, Han Mai wandered around the living room three times like a walking dead.

"Brother Han, are your parents abroad? That's amazing." Xia Tianyu said adoringly.

Han Mai laughed uglier than crying: "They're all university professors, one is from the music department, the other is from sociology...I...I'm going to die!"

Li Yixiao has Qi Qiran in his heart, and he is another poor person who has to deal with his parents. His parents are both educated people, and they will definitely not allow their son to be an anchor. Haven't you seen Han Mai pretending to be a teacher?Now it's difficult.

"Then how will you explain to your parents tomorrow?" Qiu Ning asked.

Han Mai's heart was ashamed, and he said quietly: "I'm going to hit a car right now. It's better to break my leg and go to the hospital. Then my birthday will be cancelled. Let my parents go to the hospital to see me."

"No way!" Seeing that Han Mai's sanity was on the verge of collapsing, Li Yixiao quickly advised, "Don't worry about torturing your body so much, how about we pretend to be your colleagues and hide it from your parents first?"

Han Mai stared at him blankly, as if he hadn't realized what Li Yixiao said.

"This is feasible!" Xia Tianyu's eyes lit up, "We pretend to be your colleagues and celebrate your birthday with you outside without having to go to your work place to see. As long as your parents live here for a short time, we can definitely hide it from you!"

Han Mai finally understood, sat up slowly from the sofa, and said expectantly, "I still need a girlfriend."

Saying that, Han Mai looked expectantly at Qiu Ning.

"Hey, who said you need a girlfriend?" Suddenly, a familiar voice came from outside the window, and Li Shishi, a master of women's clothing, made his debut, and once again climbed in from outside the window.

"Why didn't you go through the gate when you came in?!" Li Yixiao questioned.

Li Shishi said confidently: "I have come here ten times, and eight times you are live broadcasting on it. Who will open the door for me? I'd better go through the window. Hey, who said that I need a girlfriend just now?"

Han Mai rolled his eyes and began to play dead.

He definitely doesn't want a big guy in women's clothing to pretend to be his girlfriend.

Li Yixiao felt that it would be better to fool Li Shishi over, otherwise the matter of Han Mai would be exposed.

However, Xia Tianyu didn't think it was a big deal when he watched the excitement, so he shook things out: "Han Mai's parents are going back to China to see him. He pretended to be a music teacher and had a girlfriend. Now he is coming soon. We are helping He's thinking about finding someone to pretend to be his girlfriend."

Li Shishi said "Oh": "Then you work hard."

He didn't mean to help at all. When he saw a few people looking at him with incredible eyes, he wondered: "What are you doing? Do you think I will take the initiative to help? Do I look so idle? Tell you, as a Brother Red Star, the appearance fee is very expensive."

Han Mai was obviously relieved.

Master Li asked curiously: "Your parents are abroad? What are you doing?"

Xia Tianyu answered proudly: "University professor! You are educated!"

Li Shishi looked at Han Mai suspiciously: "Did your family have a genetic mutation in your generation?"

Han Mai didn't want to explain, he didn't think it was necessary to explain.But Xia Tianyu jumped out angrily like a cat whose tail had been trampled on: "Brother Han is very educated, he can speak three foreign languages, or what... what... graduated from a university?"

Xia Tianyu also couldn't remember the name of that university, so she asked Qiuning in a low voice.

"Berklee College of Music." Qiu Ning said.

"That's right! Berklee College of Music! Here's the returnee student!" Xia Tianyu said proudly, feeling supremely honored to have a student student roommate.

Li Shishi was stunned for a moment, stepped forward to hold Han Mai's hand, and said excitedly, "Brother, I'm from MI next door, and my major is computer engineering. The founder of your school used to be a professor of our school, what a coincidence."

Han Mai looked at Li Shishi in surprise: "Student master. But why did you come back to be an anchor? Are you still dressed as a man?"

Li Shishi's expression froze for a moment, his eyes rolled, and he had an unbearable expression: "Brother, it's too hard, I can't go on. There are dead nerds around, and there is no woman. I am the prettiest, and there are still people. Help me with my homework, as long as I am willing to wear women's clothing to write code with them, and occasionally pretend to be their girlfriend to show off to others, so that they can have a little bit of psychological comfort for single dogs. After graduation, I will return home in a hurry Yes. Seeing that everyone is a returnee, I will help you with this favor! Come on, let me pretend to be your girlfriend!"

Li Yixiao stared blankly at Li Shishi, this big guy had such a time, could it be that the woman's fetishism started from that time...

IT otaku is really not easy.

Li Shishi's high school classmate Qiu Ning coughed a few times and changed the subject: "Are we gathering overseas returnees from the United States?"

Li Shishi looked at her suspiciously: "You didn't come back from the United States."

Xia Tianyu was obviously relieved, with a smug expression on her face, hum, let Qiu Ning brag, it will be exposed now!

"You went to the UK for university. The London School of Economics and Political Science majored in finance, right?" Li Shishi has a good memory and is confident that he will not miss the school experience of his old classmates.

"There is no separation between Britain and the United States," Qiu Ning said.

The smug expression on Xia Tianyu's face died instantly.

It must be the collusion between Qiu Ning and Li Shishi!she thought bitterly.

Li Yixiao asked curiously: "Speaking of which, how did you become an anchor?"

Qiu Ning smiled, and casually found a reason: "Returnees also need to be employed. The employment situation is so severe now."

Li Shishi felt the same way: "Yeah, it's better to be an anchor!"

Han Mai ruthlessly interrupted the conversation between the two of them, and he still wanted to struggle: "Master, I think... your voice is not very good... you can't hide it, or invite Qiu..."

"Nonsense! My voice is fine, I will use a false voice!" Li Shishi said, coughed a few times, and said in a sweet female voice, "How is it? It sounds like a girl's voice now, right?"

Han Mai's tears were about to fall, and he almost performed a "tough man crying" on the spot. What to do, there is no excuse!

Li Shishi smugly smiled a few times: "I'm going to pretend to be your girlfriend, she looks more like a real girl! What do our parents like? Let's buy something to honor our parents?"

Get into character now!

Qiu Ning applauded from the side, and said happily: "You acted so well, there must be no problem."

Several other people also nodded, praising Li Shishi for his top-notch acting skills.

Han Mai was in tears, his goddess, his Qiu Ning, why is this guy playing his girlfriend!

The goddess was still applauding him!

Sad, tears.

Chapter 28 [Shocking, the real identity of the big brother in society is...] 04┃Jin Feng hits GG

"Come, come, let's assign your roles." Han Mai tapped on the blackboard and taught a few people, "What I told my parents is that I teach music in high school, and many of my colleagues have become good friends. Friends, we usually play together. I also have a girlfriend who is a Chinese teacher. I didn’t mention her name, so everyone will use their real names.”

"I have a question, how did you come to host the live broadcast?" Li Shishi raised his hand and asked.

Sure enough, everyone will ask Han Mai this question.

Han Mai let out a long sigh: "At that time, I was young and ignorant, and I was fooled by Chen Yangyi, saying that domestic pop music was dead, and shouting Mai was the hottest, and since then I have embarked on a road of no return."

Li Shishi empathized again: "Brother, I am too! When I went to the interview, Chen Yang said that now male anchors can only be popular if they play games. For show live broadcasts, male anchors are not as popular as female anchors, but now there is a shortage The big guy in women's clothing, when he saw me, he kept praising me for my extraordinary talent. I was sure to be popular. I didn't think about it for a while, and I was on the road of no return."

The two sighed for a while, and both felt that the other was a confidant.

Li Yixiao felt calcium gas in the calcium, causing discomfort.

"Continue to say, my parents will arrive tomorrow, and I will pick them up first, so you can go directly to the restaurant box. I will arrange classes for you, Li Yixiao, you are a physical education teacher." Han Mai began to set up a few people. .

Li Yixiao said "ah": "Why do I teach physical education?"

Han Mai sighed and said, "You don't look like you teach cultural courses either."

Qiu Ning and Li Shishi nodded at the side.

Li Yixiao was extremely depressed: Do you returnees look down on my vocational high school graduation?Although I graduated from a vocational high school, I have a lot of skills.

"All right, all right, as long as life is good, I will do whatever I need to do!" Li Yixiao gritted his teeth.

"Qiu Ning, Xia Tianyu, you two are music teachers." Han Mai said.

The two had no objection and nodded together.

"Jin Feng, you... a computer teacher." Han Mai looked at Jin Feng, who was still concentrating on playing games, and arranged a character design for him.

Jin Feng nodded, no objection.

"Li Shishi, you teach Chinese, remember it." Han Mai said to Li Shishi.

"Ah? I'm a science student. My Chinese is not very good, but my English is pretty good. Can I change it?" Li Shishi asked.

"No, I told my parents that you teach Chinese." Han Mai refused coldly.

"Well, Chinese is Chinese, anyway, I don't need to recite ancient poems on the spot." Li Shishi reluctantly accepted this setting.

"Let me tell you how we met. Master Li, we met on a sunny afternoon in late autumn. You just finished class and walked on the path covered with sycamore leaves on the campus. I met you unexpectedly. One look, you smiled at me shyly..." Han Mai began to improvise.

Li Shishi made a vomit expression: "It's too bad, it's so fucking disgusting to you, why don't you say that the two of us met while playing LOLO."

When Jin Feng heard the familiar LOL, his ears perked up: "What LOLP, who wants to play LOLO?"

"No, your character is a literary young woman, kind and sensitive, the kind who will say 'bunny is so cute, why do you want to eat rabbit', you don't understand games at all, don't casually destroy the character design." Han Mai said.

Li Shishi is really going to be disgusted by him now: "Rabbit meat is delicious!"

"I don't care if it tastes good or not. In short, you remember your character design. Pretentious, hypocritical, literary and artistic young women! You can give it to the kind who quit work and go to Tibet every minute to cleanse your soul." Han Mai concluded.

Li Shishi said "this is really disgusting" and said, "Okay, okay, I listened to your arrangement, who asked me to promise you."

Only then was Han Mai satisfied, explained the matter in this way, and then said: "Believe me, my arrangement is perfect, my parents will definitely not find out, it's settled!"

Li Yixiao turned cold inexplicably. According to the usual practice, this kind of behavior of inserting the flag beforehand will eventually be slapped in the face.

Ominous premonition ah.

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Li Yixiao TO Han Mai: "One number one number, report your current coordinates."

Han Mai TO Li Yixiao: "Report No. [-], No. [-] is currently at TH International Airport. Due to flight delays, the plane has just landed. The report is complete."

Li Yixiao TO Han Mai: "Keep in touch at any time. No. [-] is currently located in the No. [-] villa building of Baiyun Commercial Villa, and is ready to go to the reserved restaurant at any time."

After half an hour.

Han Mai TO Li Yixiao: "Report No. [-], receive the target, and start the battle!"

After sending the WeChat message, Han Mai showed a bright smile to his parents: "Mom and Dad! I'm here!"

"My little boy!" Han Mai's mother, Chen Qinqin, excitedly embraced her son whom she had not seen for a long time, "Mom misses you so much!"

While comforting his mother, Han Mai nodded to his father Han Cheng: "Dad, is the journey going well?"

Han Cheng looked at his son, he was thinner, he looked solid, but he was dressed a bit... Forget it, he was used to seeing American teenagers with all kinds of strange looks, Han Cheng had no objection to his son's appearance, he was an open-minded parent.

"Go get your luggage first, and then we'll have lunch. My rent has expired recently and I live in a school dormitory. The place is too small. After eating, I'll take you to the hotel you booked for a rest." Han Mai said.

His mother, Chen Qinqin, was in her fifties, well maintained, and looked young and energetic. Standing with Han Mai, she looked nothing like his mother, but rather his sister.

Having not returned to China for seven or eight years, Chen Qinqin was as curious as a little girl along the way, admiring the country's infrastructure construction, and asking about Han Mai's living conditions in China.Han Mai was well-prepared, and he spoke nonsense in a logical manner, but his parents didn't realize that the job he was doing now was not the teacher they thought he was.

The car drove to the restaurant, and it took a full hour to drive this way.On the other side, Li Yixiao, who had already received the news from Han Mai, hurriedly greeted today's extras to get in the car, and went to the restaurant together to get ready for the upcoming show.

"Do you remember your role?" Li Yixiao asked several people after arriving at the restaurant.

Xia Tianyu raised her hand: "I'm a music teacher, teaching sophomore year."

Qiu Ning said: "I am also a music teacher, teaching senior three."

Xia Tianyu wondered: "Why do you still have to stagger the grades?"

Li Yixiao said coldly: "I know that I have never been to a senior high school in a key middle school. I don't need so many music teachers. What about your personality and subjects, have you remembered them all?"

Li Shishi lazily sat on the chair, whether he was seated or not: "Don't worry, remember clearly, am I just an English teacher?"

"Huh?" Li Yixiao made a voice of disapproval.

"Hey, just kidding. I am a Chinese teacher. I am a young girl who loves animals and plants and cares about global warming. She speaks softly. She is a model of a good woman born out of a man's lust. Tsk, I have no creativity at all." Li Shishi He disliked the character design that Han Mai arranged for him.

"Be serious today, don't make troubles, this is related to the life of Big Brother Han Mai, don't do anything 'every day'." Li Yixiao warned.

"Got it, got it." Li Shishi said weakly.

Li Yixiao looked at Jin Feng again, Jin Feng just finished playing a game, raised his head and said: "Computer teacher."

"Your computer level is definitely not comparable to mine. I'm a professional. Let alone programming, hacking other people's computers can be done in minutes." Li Shishi said proudly.

"Society ruled by law, don't act recklessly, we can't do this kind of thing!" Li Yixiao said sternly.

Master Li shrugged.

In order to deal with Han Mai's parents, he dressed in a "good marriage style" today. He was very virtuous and decent, and he looked like a woman from a good family.

Li Yixiao repeatedly confirmed that everyone remembers their characters clearly.

"Don't panic for a while. Although I have never met a university professor teaching in the United States in my life, I must not panic. Han Mai said that his parents are cultural people, reasonable, and open-minded... Hey, if that's the case, what would he do? Why don't you just tell the truth about what you're doing?" Li Yixiao wondered.

"His family, from his parents to his grandparents, are all teachers who teach and educate people. If he suddenly called Mai, the family might not accept it very well. Han Mai also considered his parents' feelings, and felt that they had only seen each other for a few years, so it was better not to worry his parents. It is." Qiu Ning analyzed.

Li Yixiao thought about it, that's right, his grandparents farmed the land, and his parents moved bricks. It's hard for his son to be an anchor, let alone a family like Han Mai.

Han Mai TO Li Yixiao: "Number one, the car is already downstairs in the restaurant, level one alert!"

"Here we come! The car is here!" Li Yixiao saw the WeChat message sent by Han Mai, and his nerves tensed all of a sudden, "Jin Feng, turn off your game!"

Jin Feng had already reached a critical stage, and without raising his head, he said, "3 minutes."

3 minutes is enough for him to chug the rest of the people.

Li Yixiao was so anxious that he wanted to grab Jin Feng's cell phone: "Stop calling, how bad is it for Han Mai's parents to see? He is a teacher! I want to call you out!"

Jin Feng let out an "oh" and moved towards the door without raising his head.

When he got to the door, the door suddenly opened.

Han Mai took his parents and took a photo with Jin Feng who was focused on eating chicken with his mobile phone in hand.

At this moment, the four pairs of eyes stared at each other, and there was a violent gunshot from Jin Feng's mobile phone, and Jin Feng's character rushed to the street.

"Is this... your colleague?" Chen Qinqin looked at the handsome guy curiously and asked.

Han Mai's expression almost wanted to pick up Jin Feng and throw him into the river with a [-]-meter sprint.

"Isn't it or not, I am that, that, the waiter." Jin Feng seemed to be caught by a teacher who was caught by the teacher to play the game. .

Group performer No. [-] Jin Feng played GG (GAME OVER).

Downsizing before the start!Li Yixiao went crazy, wishing he could follow Jin Feng out and beat him up, this is too unreliable!

The author has something to say: Li Yixiao: Jin Feng is a waste!

Jin Feng felt wronged.

Chapter 29 [Shocking, the real identity of the big brother in society is...] 05┃This is different from what we imagined!

There are 7 people left in the room, Han Mai with bad premonition, serious father Han Cheng, curious mother Chen Qinqin, bewildered Xia Tianyu, calm Qiu Ning, secretly crazy Li Yixiao, and the laughing man Li Shishi who is more charming than Huajiao.

"Dad, Mom, let me introduce you. These are my colleagues. This young man is Li Yixiao, who teaches physical education. He runs very fast." Han Mai first introduced the only one among the "fake teachers" who seemed to be The boy's Li Yixiao.

"Hello, uncle and aunt, hehehehe." Li Yixiao smiled stiffly.

"Your child looks familiar, have we met somewhere?" Chen Qinqin asked.

Li Yixiao shook his head faster than a rattle. It was absolutely impossible. How could his family know Chen Qinqin for three generations of farming?

"It must be because of my public face!" Li Yixiao said firmly.

When Chen Qinqin thought about it, it was not impossible, and suspected that she had made a mistake.

"You look thin, but you actually teach physical education?" Chen Qinqin asked gently, "I have always had some ideas about whether relevant music should be used in domestic physical education courses. We can have in-depth exchanges in the future, do some experiments, and try different things. Does the soundtrack help to improve students' enthusiasm for participating in sports activities. Come on, let's add a WeChat!"

Li Yixiao's smile not only stiffened, but also disappeared.

Auntie, you, you don't follow the routine!

wrong!Can't add WeChat!His WeChat circle of friends will reveal his profession!

Li Yixiao winked at Han Mai vigorously, Han Mai suddenly realized something, and said loudly: "Mom, Li Yixiao is normal and doesn't use WeChat!"

With a sound of "ding", Li Yixiao received a WeChat message on his phone placed on the table, and a system notification appeared on the lock screen.

The scene was silent, and the atmosphere was embarrassingly visible to the naked eye.

"Uh, Mom, what I mean is that it's inappropriate for you to add Li Yixiao's WeChat account. He's a young man, you can't agree with him if you add him. I'll get in touch if you need anything!" Han Mai said, Changed the subject forcefully, "Mom and Dad, let me introduce you. These two beauties are music teachers. Xia Tianyu teaches high school sophomore and Qiu Ning teaches high school three."

"Hello, auntie!" said the two girls.

Chen Qinqin looked at the two girls and asked excitedly: "Are you all teaching music? Then we are colleagues. What repertoire do you usually teach students? Is there a guide program for the cultural performance? What kind of music do you usually like?"

Xia Tianyu's smile was as stiff as Li Yixiao's.

Qiu Ning replied calmly: "We usually teach according to the textbooks, especially me, now in the third year of high school, from time to time the teacher of the main class will use the time of the music class to take exams and lecture questions. Try not to put too much pressure on the students. Generally, it is mainly to appreciate music from various countries. If there is a request for a cultural performance, I will also let the students of the club rehearse a program together."

Straightforward!Li Yixiao was about to applaud the Goddess Qiuning, a goddess is a goddess, and she made an extraordinary move!

Let's look at Xia Tianyu's vegetable chicken, which is usually arrogant, but now it looks like a quail waiting to be slaughtered.

"Then this girl is... Li Shishi?" Chen Qinqin looked at the last girl present.

Li Shishi pursed his lips and smiled slightly, showing the girl's gentleness and shyness when meeting her future in-laws for the first time. She greeted shyly: "Hi, uncle and auntie. I came all the way here. It's been a long journey. It's really hard work."

With his acting skills, several people even those who knew him were stunned. There was no flaw in his expression, voice, and tone.A big guy is a big guy, no wonder the nerds are coaxing him to pay him money like crazy, they don't even care that he has a big bird in his crotch.

"I remember, Teacher teaches Chinese, right?" Chen Qinqin asked.

"Yes." Master Li said.

"At first glance, she is a learned girl. How did my stupid son chase you down? You deserve him, it's a big loss!" Chen Qinqin was very satisfied with her son's girlfriend.

"Han Mai is very nice and treats me very well. I like him as a down-to-earth man, reliable." Li Shishi said shyly.

Han Mai couldn't bear to look directly at him, he was blind, he was already blind.What crime did he do to let Li Shishi pretend to be his girlfriend?

Chen Qinqin asked some more about the daily relationship between the two of them, and the more she saw the girl, the more she liked her, and ordered Han Mai to treat her girl well.

"Stop talking too much, everyone is hungry, hurry up and serve food, today is my son's birthday." Han Mai's father, Han Cheng, grabbed Chen Qinqin who was holding Li Shishi's hand and talking non-stop. Let the two get married on the spot.

"That's right, serve the food!" Han Mai hurriedly called the waiter and set out the birthday cake.

The waiter who took the order was a young guy. When he took the menu, he looked at Han Mai a few more times for no reason, and then a few more times, and then a few more times, making Han Mai's hair stand on end.

What's the matter with this waiter?

After ordering, the waiter went out, and the big guys chatted again.

"I've been playing Weibo recently, and I followed your Weibo specifically. It's called 'Golden Gate Bridge is falling down'?" Mother Chen Qinqin asked.

The Golden Gate Bridge fell?

Li Yixiao jumped up from his chair in shock: "Are you the 'Golden Gate Bridge is falling down'?! Weibo big V who reposted the indecent food video to me?"

Han Mai covered his forehead with both hands, wishing he could disappear on the spot.

"Mom, dear mother, are you the one who picks off my vest in public?" Han Mai groaned in pain.

"Ah, is this a secret? I'm sorry, Mommy doesn't know." Chen Qinqin said in surprise.

"Tell me, how many vests do you have left?" Li Yixiao thought that he wouldn't be surprised if Han Mai came with a few more vests.

First it was the musician Cheng Yu, then the Weibo big V Jinmen Bridge fell, and now even if Han Mai told him that he was actually a well-known e-sports player, he would believe it.

Facing everyone's condemning eyes, Han Mai shook his head vigorously, no more, no more, now really no more.

"That account was created as a joke when I was studying in the United States, but I didn't expect it to become popular," Han Mai explained.

"You just said that you are not a serious food video. Is that the anchor who is halfway through cooking and suddenly ran to edit the video? Oh, I remembered, you are the food anchor in it! No wonder I think you